r/HermanCainAward ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22 Wholesome 1 Helpful 1

Elderly veteran Stonecrop has health problems and is exactly the sort of person the vaccines and mask mandates protect the most, but he wants nothing to do with them. Now he has been SUDDENLY STRICKEN with Covid after returning from a cruise. Nominated

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 15 '22

"Say, has anyone been SUDDENLY STRICKEN by COVID? I've lost 45 pounds and shit blood."

It's a complete fucking mystery! No way could all those doctors, scientists, health officials, and commie liberals have been telling you to get vaxxed for an actual reason, you racist moron.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 15 '22

"Say, has anyone been SUDDENLY STRICKEN by COVID? I've lost 45 pounds and shit blood."

Didn't anyone tell you? That's exactly how everyone feels after a day's hard work. Sheesh.

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u/DonRicardo1958 Aug 15 '22

No wonder us liberals are terrified by it!

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Aug 15 '22

Give that man some bootstraps.

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u/VictorPedroNamura Aug 15 '22

I ALWAYS shit blood after some yard work

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 15 '22

Ok now that I think shitting blood is an affliction of Ebola infection. They should keep him in Alaska near the bears so he has something nice to look at while recovering.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22

They should keep him in Alaska near the bears so he has something nice to look at while recovering.

You want him to get eaten by bears?!? You fucking monster!! What did the bears in Alaska ever do to you?!?

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Aug 15 '22

He leaves a trail of blood wherever he goes!

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22

It's how his family keeps track of him.

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u/derelict_wanderer Team Moderna Aug 16 '22

Maybe he secretly got vaxxed and it messed up his menstrual cycle?

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 15 '22

I am a monster for trying to get bears to suffer and possibly die! I take it back!!

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u/Mattbryce2001 Aug 15 '22

GIVE?! That's commie talk. That man needs to WORK for his own bootstraps, not be GIVEN bootstraps. If you just give them out instead of making him work for it you're giving the signal that no one needs to work for their bootstraps.

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Aug 15 '22

I was virtue signaling!

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u/derelict_wanderer Team Moderna Aug 16 '22

Almost choked on my burger reading this. Mighty tasty burger as well. Chicken patty, seasoned by the wife, grilled by myself over lump charcoal. What were we discussing again?

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u/Blablasarcasm 🗣Olly, Olly, oxygenfree🫁 Aug 15 '22

Like a bolt from the blue with no warning sign whatsoever! It happened after I was on a big boat with a bunch of other people! It is just bad luck!

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 15 '22

There's just no fighting God's will, amirite?

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u/vacuous_comment Omicron Persei 8 Aug 15 '22

SUDDENLY STRICKEN by COVID after more than a million people died of it in the US and countless others having their long term health devastated.

Yeah right.

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 15 '22

Didn't hear about it. Not everyone reads medical journals, egghead. 😐

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u/19610taw3 Team Pfizer Aug 15 '22

I went from feeling fine to 102.5 fever and unable to breathe in 5 hours. I'm 2 shots and 2 boosters in. Luckily due to those, I was only sick for maybe 8 hours total. But WOW did it hit hard and fast when it did!

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u/Sugarbombs Aug 15 '22

I got it from my dad, I saw him for lunch and was starting to get sick that night. I was double vaxxed but it hit hard for 3 days. I'm young and no health issues I can't imagine what it would do to a guy getting triple bypasses and is old and unhealthy. Going on a cruise, what terrible decision making, but I suppose that's on brand.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

Fake news /s

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 15 '22

It wasn't mentioned on Fox. Trump, Tucker, Laura, et al kept saying it was a hoax.

Next post: "I was suddenly stricken with Long Covid. My days are sucky, suckier, and suckiest. I soil myself regularly. While my wife is cleaning me, she looks at me funny. Like she's getting tired of my shit. I've lost 80 pounds. The hole in heart is not getting better for some reason. Why didn't Fox tell me ('cuz Imma too stupid) to get vaxxed!!!"

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 15 '22

Proudly part of the 99.9997%, baby!

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 15 '22

The libs and fake news media having been trying to scare us about this Covid but now I’m passing out and waking up in my own shit and blood. Does anyone know what’s happening???

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 15 '22

"Imma gonna tune into Tucker tonight to get the low-down! The demon-rats gots to be up to something. Anybody know where I can get some Depends? And a helmet."

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22

I dunno. It should be on Fox News.........

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u/Botryoid2000 Aug 15 '22

It's the damn demoncrats, forcing people to go on cruises with no precautions whatsoever! It's all part of the plot!

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 15 '22

First they're forcing you to get vaccines, then it's shuffleboard on a cruise ship, then it's trains to gas chambers.

Don't comply!!!

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

A complete mistery, will we ever know the reason ? /s

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u/DocPeacock Aug 15 '22

Covid? Barely know it. Not a friend of mine.

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u/ClassicT4 Aug 15 '22

“Is this stuff normal? Why had no one told me? Everyone I listened to just called it the Flu and I believed them.”

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u/-404Error- 😇🙌🏾Gid’s Plan🙌🏾😇 Aug 15 '22

Comparing sagging pants (that hardly anyone does anymore) to the confederate flag. Yes, that makes sense. /s

He passed out and shit himself. That made me smile. This is one of the ones you don’t mind violating the rules for.

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 15 '22

Rule #2 says you're not allowed to root for them todie.

I'm not seeing anything against rooting for them to shit their pants with blood.

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u/Retro_Dad Team Bivalent Booster Aug 15 '22 Helpful

The bloody poophole loophole!

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u/applejack808 Aug 16 '22

audible snicker

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 15 '22

If there was a 98.8% chance that you won't shit yourself in the next twenty minutes, would you wear a diaper?

Well, that's what Fauci wants you to do!

/s

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u/vampirepriestpoison Aug 16 '22

As a person who regularly shits themselves, I gotta say the schadenfreude is quite delicious.

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u/WintersChild79 💉Vax Mercenary💉 Aug 15 '22

It's been what, a few decades since saggy pants were in fashion? These poor snowflakes can't seem to get over it.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

At least twenty years.

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u/helnsb Aug 15 '22

You know what does make your pants sag? Dropping a load because of COVID. Let that sink in(to your underwear)!

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u/19610taw3 Team Pfizer Aug 15 '22

Dropping a load because of COVID

Or your sheep dewormer gives you GI distress ...

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 15 '22

If only had an award for your last line!

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22

Well if I never have to look at another hairy old ass sicking out above some old man's bathing trunks, I would die happy. That shit is traumatizing!

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u/FloppyTwatWaffle Team Mix & Match Aug 15 '22

I had one of those nutters come to work for me in 2008. The job was to unload packages from a truck. It was hilarious to watch him try to pick up boxes with one hand while holding his pants up with the other. Well, it was funny for about five minutes, and then I had to tell him to either find something to use for a belt, or go home and don't bother coming back because he was useless. Worse than useless, because he tended to be in everyone else's way, hindering -their- ability to work.

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u/Thehardwayalltheway Aug 15 '22

Comparing sagging pants to the confederate battle flag makes complete sense when you realize their opinion on both is rooted in racism

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Aug 15 '22

That, "I never cared if you were gay until you started shoving it down my throat" never fails to hugely amuse.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 15 '22

"I never cared if you were [thing] until you started asking for the same rights I have."

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u/Wisconsin_Joe Aug 16 '22

Don't forget that 'not having to hide from everyone and everything' is the equivalent of 'shoving it into my face'.

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u/Shieldmom Blood Donor 🩸 Aug 15 '22

I keep thinking the same! 😮

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u/FistofanAngryGoddess Phenomena Angle Aug 15 '22

Clogged arteries, bleeding kidneys, hole in heart. Yep, no comorbidities there!

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 15 '22 Starry

Slide 1:COVID: "Wingnuts, Trumpers, traitors, anti-maskers, anti-vaxers, Florida men.... Apparently there is some confusion on your part. You are my prey. I do not care how manly you are. I am not impressed by your Confederate flags, your guns, or your copied-and-pasted bravado. I will turn your lungs to glass and your blood to sludge. Your will has nothing to do with it. I am a force of nature and if I find you unprotected I will kill you, or worse.

"Is there something worse than death? Oh yes. Very much yes. Breathe me in and find out."

[edit: formatting]

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 15 '22

Well, when you put it that way, COVID sounds kinda dangerous.

However, I have it on good authority that it's no worse than a hard day's work.

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u/ccc2801 Candy O’s Kiss of Death™️ Aug 15 '22

Well, you say that, but I have heard that it ain’t no joke!

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 16 '22

Have you seen the punchline?!

It'll kill you!

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u/applejack808 Aug 16 '22

Damn, that was beautiful

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u/ActiveEntertainer620 Nothing to be done Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 15 '22 Wholesome

What happened to me? There I was just being my usual, homophobic, racist, hateful, self and the next thing I know I wake up to find I’ve shat myself and lost half of my blood. Thankfully I’m a still an ignorant, hateful POS, so at least covid didn’t take everything from me. Phew.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 15 '22

I bet it was really explosive and painted all his best confederate flag towels with all the greasy remnants of supper the night before. Wife prob wrapped him up with the first thing she could grab which was his actual rebel war battle flag.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 15 '22

Sounds like he lost 45 pounds of hate because of COVID, and probably at least another 250 to go.

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u/Blablasarcasm 🗣Olly, Olly, oxygenfree🫁 Aug 15 '22

That’s a lot of memes to say “I’m an awful person who refuses to use my brain thoughts or learn anything.”

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Aug 15 '22

The Candace Owens one reminds me we haven't heard from her lately.

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u/Libflake Aug 15 '22

Interesting point. Perhaps she's in the hospital with "pneumonia"?

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

There was a fairly recent Candace post by "Jamala". I posted her under a different name seconds later before seeing it and removed the post as a duplicate.

Sometimes I think it would be interesting to keep duplicates to compare different screenshots.

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u/Return_Of_The_Fly Table for two, please Aug 15 '22

Definitely got SUDDENLY STRUCKY with Covid as well. First 2 1/2 years nothing, then one evening SUDDENLY felt a bit weird in the throat and then the test came back positive the next day.

But since I am triple vaxxed I just felt a bit dizzy for 2-3 days and had a nasty cough during the night. Now, 2 weeks later, I have no symptoms left.

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u/donuts4lunch Fox has killer ratings Aug 15 '22

Your vaccines saved you from a serious pandemic?

Let that sink in!!!

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u/RememberThe5Ds GOT THE CHIP, DON'T NEED AN IV OR A FLIP Aug 15 '22

Well your life doesn’t sound nearly as exciting as Stonecrop’s life. You could have passed out and shit blood to own the libs.

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Aug 15 '22

How much did they pay you to parrot the Deep State lies?

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u/Return_Of_The_Fly Table for two, please Aug 15 '22

About tree fiddy.

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u/EelgrassKelp Aug 15 '22

Ah, shucks, the ol' charmer. He ticks all the boxes for me!

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

He was really prolific. The hard part was narrowing down the choices.

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u/EelgrassKelp Aug 15 '22

You did a good job!

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

Aw, thanks. (blushes, scuffs feet)

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

You really did, congrats from a fellow HCA member

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

love him, great find, check your messages/DM

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u/Ctmnt08 3 shots deep Aug 15 '22

In our current age, the loudest patriots are the most flagrant traitors.

Also, anyone who “durr hurr mean tweets” anything about the previous administration should not be treated in good faith—they know good and damn well that Fuckface’s crimes and flaws weren’t limited to Twitter. They just wanna mitigate that shit. Don’t let ‘em.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 15 '22

Pretty much. Real patriots don't go around all day saying they are as such.

They always use that "you just don't like him" excuse, which is as infantile as it can get. Just look at it.
Sure, it has nothing to do with the fact that Moron is unfit for any professional role, let alone one of the most critical functions in the world, but yeah, "I just don't like him."

Similarly for the HCA snowflakes with their "making fun of the dead just because you don't agree with them."
They are utterly incapable of presenting anything in good faith, because their point is untenable in any fair argument.

Whenever you see someone spout a "you just don't X them..." type of argument, you know they've either been watching Nut News and/or that they're extremely mentally immature.

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 15 '22

They always use that "you just don't like him" excuse, which is as infantile as it can get.

The irony being that they just didn't like him for decades, until he ran as a republican. Many of these bible thumping dipshits even considered him the anti-christ.

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u/Spirited_Community25 Aug 15 '22

Just some clarification (as I'm Canadian). Since 2015 we've had a system in place, MAiD, Medical Assistance in Dying. In general it is to allow people with known issues leading to death to die with dignity. It's evolving, some of which is good. I'll use my mother as an example. She had dementia which meant she wasn't eligible (informed consent not capable). She couldn't do an advanced directive and although I had a power of health and made lots of decisions for her this was not one I was able to. She spent her last weeks in the hospital begging to die. Newer rules would have let her make a determination that at a certain point she could have been helped.

Now, on the evolving bad. We may have socialized health care but we have horrible disability benefits. Most people on them live in poverty. There have been articles lately that some would prefer MAiD to continuing on. This may be where the listed article comes from. Depending on their disability they might be approved. MAiD does not yet allow for assisted suicide for mental illness but who knows.

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 15 '22

It's cool to see Canada finally doing death-with-dignity. I've had some relatives die far more slowly than they'd have liked.

I'm sure it'll keep getting better.

Now, if America did this, they'd immediately privatize it and somehow turn it into a total hellscape.

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u/JeromeBiteman Aug 16 '22

in America

Haha! The big deathcare chains in the US will love this. The TV ads for Happy Journey will be in soft focus, showing granny surrounded by loving friends and relatives as she gently slips away. The reality, revealed by a 60 Minutes exposé, is that they get their money in advance then send Spike to break into granny's home and toss her down the stairs.

You'll even be able to purchase the Happy Journey bundle: hospice care + euthenasia. I'm not going to reveal here how that will work. Let's just say it will be very efficient.

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 16 '22

hospice care + euthenasia. I'm not going to reveal here how that will work

They'll definitely partner with privatized prisons.

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u/M0RELight Aug 15 '22

The bad thing is there are some reports of Canadian hospitals pressuring some people in poverty with disabilities to euthanize themselves because it's expensive to keep them alive. If this is true it's horrible.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

Reports where? I'm Canadian and I've never heard of that.

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u/Spirited_Community25 Aug 15 '22

This I don't believe (the hospitals pressuring people). However, ODSP is horrible and some people are choosing to apply for MAiD as a solution. More info on this:

https://nowtoronto.com/news/op-ed-odsp-rates-are-killing-people-in-ontario

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u/captainhaddock I shed only the finest Moderna spike proteins. Aug 19 '22

Sounds like conspiracy nonsense to me.

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u/mmio60 Aug 15 '22

Say, has anyone heard about the more than one million Americans dead from Covid? How about the 15,000 a month still dying. No? You would think FoxNews would mention it if it was real.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 15 '22

Slide 2: "They are shedding it and spreading it . . . that's a fact."

Narrator: "It wasn't a fact. It wasn't even possible."

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 15 '22

Love it when they add the last part and they think it's checkmate or something.
If it's a fact, then surely they can easily provide a legit source for it as well, right?

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u/BroadwayJoeFYVM Team Moderna Aug 15 '22

No pity for the willfully, hatefully ignorant.

No mercy for trumpy traitors.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 15 '22

Slide 12: "Immortalized" on the battle flag of a "nation" that lasted four years.

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u/DocPeacock Aug 15 '22

At this rate the covid pandemic will last longer than the confederacy.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 15 '22

That's a distinct possibility.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 16 '22

Starting to look that way.

**sigh** smh

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u/M0RELight Aug 15 '22

Sorry, not sorry when I read he shit himself I busted out laughing.

"It came like a bolt out of the blue!"

If only there was something he could have done to prevent this unknown danger that killed a million Americans... I guess it's an unsolvable mystery

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

Totally unsolvable !! Hercule Poirot come here

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 15 '22

“Mystery of the Bloodshits on the Alaskan cruise”

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Aug 15 '22

Betraying his oath to the country for a conman.

How shameful.

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u/owchippy ☝️💉💪1ShotInTheArm>1BillionPrayerWarriors ♾🙏🥷 Aug 15 '22

Not sure but it may have been the gay being rammed down his throat. That can cause one to lose consciousness and bloody-shit oneself. Or so I’ve heard. 🤷‍♂️

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u/WintersChild79 💉Vax Mercenary💉 Aug 15 '22

Every time that I see that particular copypasta, all that I can think is "Paging Dr. Freud!"

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u/covid_angle Aug 15 '22

...rammed deeply down his throat. soo deep. over and over and over.

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u/Total-Toe7633 Inject me daddy Aug 15 '22

Should've received a different type of injection.

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u/FloppyTwatWaffle Team Mix & Match Aug 15 '22

Especially when you already have a giant 'roid from having your fat head shoved up your ass for so long.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 15 '22

Gotta love the change from endless smug and obnoxious shitposting to "death is hitting families left and right 😭😭😭😭"

And then followed by "I blacked out and shit myself while bleeding out."
Your goose is cooked, dude.

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u/kermodeist Aug 15 '22

How's the "little bit of caulk and paint will make it what it ain't" going for you, sir? 😷

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Aug 15 '22

Stonecrop is a jackwad, but I kind of like that saying! It's cute. Never heard it before seeing it here.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

My title isn't quite accurate. Reading his last post again, it seems he was on a TOUR of Alaska, not a cruise. So probably driving around.

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u/Mewseido Aug 15 '22

He was probably on a boat.

Alaska does not have the greatest road system.

He may have gone on shore and driven here, and taken a train ride there, but I'm betting that the majority of travel was on a boat.

This would dodge the issue of vaccination, because he could have avoided Canada entirely.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 15 '22

No worries -- it suits him since he didn't pay attention to details. 😉

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 15 '22

Slide 17: "I never cared about you . . . and I still don't. I tolerated you as long as you pretended to be just like me, but now you don't, so I hate you."

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u/kthulhu666 Aug 15 '22

I was SUDDENLY STRICKEN by shitty pics created by 2 hour photoshop class dropouts. My eyes, my eyes!

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u/Mindless-Charity4889 Aug 15 '22

How did he go on a cruise? Don’t they require vaccinations?

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

My mistake, I went back and read his most recent post again and it seems he did a *tour* of Alaska. So maybe he didn't cruise and it was a road trip.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 15 '22

You still need proof of vaccination to cross the Canadian border, I believe. Did he fly to Alaska? Enquiring minds....

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u/PlanPublic Aug 15 '22

My sister in law has a fake vaccine card so there’s that way. One of the many reasons I will not spend time with her.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22

You can always fake offer to pray for her.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

Who knows. Maybe vaccinated in secret and kept from his online friends? Or flew from one American airport to another?

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u/M0RELight Aug 15 '22

I think if he'd been vaccinated in secret he wouldn't have fell down and crapped out half his blood lol. I mean, I'm not a doctor

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u/jeweltea1 Died like a Rotisserie Chicken 🍗🐥🐔 Aug 15 '22

My friend got the J&J early on (didn't really want to but doctor pressured her due to her age and health issues). She never got a booster and died from Covid last winter.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 16 '22

Damn. :(

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

True. Mind you, he's pretty old and was not in very good health. Vaccines tend to be less effective the older you get.

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u/boofdahpoo130 Aug 16 '22

Slide 3 appears to be him sharing a pro-vax post, so I'm confused. Is he pro-vax, but just a really horrible person otherwise? Or am I misreading Yellow's shared post? 🤔

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 16 '22

Yellow was pro-vax, nobody else was.

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u/Bootsy92 Aug 15 '22

This guy could have had like a few injections and been done with it. Now he’s blacking out and shitting himself and doesn’t understand how it could happen.

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u/jeweltea1 Died like a Rotisserie Chicken 🍗🐥🐔 Aug 15 '22

Where the hell have these people been for the last 2.5 years?

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22

Under a rock at a trump rally.

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u/JeromeBiteman Aug 16 '22

Hangin' with the other masochists. (Dontcha have to be a masochist to prefer shitting blood to getting a vax?)

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 16 '22

It depends. According to them, you need to be a masochist to wear a mask and get a vaccine.

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u/JeromeBiteman Aug 17 '22

"Choose yer poison" I suppose.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 15 '22

Has anyone else been fainting and shitting their own pants while leaking blood like a faucet???? Just wondering and just asking questions.

So, what if someone else were also a pants shitter?
Wouldn't improve your situation in any way, bub.

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u/jeweltea1 Died like a Rotisserie Chicken 🍗🐥🐔 Aug 15 '22

But what about the meme that talks about being forced to wear a diaper if you have a 99.7% chance of NOT shitting your pants.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22

I wonder if he ever posted that meme about imagine having to wear diapers so somebody else doesn't shit himself?

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 15 '22

How could he have heart problems when he evidently doesn't have one?

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 15 '22

Another dying racist. Anyway...

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 15 '22

Slide 1: "I will also be ignoring any law I don't like. You work for me!"

For a lot of these people that probably isn't a joke.

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u/tomdurkin Aug 15 '22

From Candeath on, pretty much cut and paste every lie he saw

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 15 '22

All you can do is learn from your mistakes and be a better person.

This mf didn't learn a gd thing.

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u/DonRicardo1958 Aug 15 '22

Yes, crazy dude, the entire world is putting out the bat signal for the return of Trump. 😂😂😂

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u/boofdahpoo130 Aug 16 '22

Goddamn. The entire civilized world celebrated when the 2020 election was called for Biden. World leaders put out statements saying, "Welcome back, America!" Either Britain or France (can't remember which) tolled its celebratory bells--something it hadn't done in more than 70 years (when the Second World War ended).

Whoever put together the Trump-signal meme is delusional beyond repair.

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u/WhichEmojiForThis Aug 22 '22

For real! -And I remember that “Welcome Back America” from Europe. It warmed my heart, for sure

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u/Dazzling-Avocado-327 Aug 15 '22

Racist...check, misogynistic...check, extremely ill from COVID... also check. There's a common denominator in a lot of these nominations

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u/G-Unit11111 His name was Robert Paulsen 🥩🍞 Aug 15 '22

Man this guy shit posts like it's a hobby or something. And also all the pro-Confederacy stuff is seriously cringe-worthy.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 15 '22

What the Hell happened to me?

Only boys are stupid enough and arrogant enough to deliberately taunt and provoke hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆.

Real men do not do such things.

Real men get vaccinated.

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u/jeweltea1 Died like a Rotisserie Chicken 🍗🐥🐔 Aug 15 '22

He was probably scared of the needle.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 15 '22

He was probably scared of the needle.

Real men are not scared of needles, especially their own "needles" that they use to "jab" others with.

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 15 '22

I stopped being scared of needles when I was like five or six.

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u/Steve_3x Team Pfizer Aug 15 '22

Another one where covid only becomes real after they get it. 🙄

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u/KitschenWench Aug 15 '22

Racist, sexist, and generally robbing oxygen from the lungs of more deserving puppies and kittens.

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u/redvariation Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ Aug 15 '22

The Omicron variant reportedly has mild symptoms.

Oh, wait....

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u/The_JudgeAndJury Anti-vax, pro-death penalty Aug 15 '22

“I had soiled myself”

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u/AndISoundLikeThis Aug 15 '22

"I don't want your gay beliefs shoved down my throat! "

That's OK, dude -- -no one can shove anything down there anyway what with that eventual vent that'll be occupying all your throat real estate.

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u/KittonRouge Aug 15 '22

Slide 9: Now it's the Trumpers that want to defund the police {FBI}

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 15 '22

What?!? HE DOESN'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS ABOUT COVID?!?

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!?

Eh, who cares? A proud misogynist and a proud bigot is being forced to learn that facts don't care who he votes for.

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u/Lilmaggot Aug 15 '22

Fuck this guy.

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u/ccc2801 Candy O’s Kiss of Death™️ Aug 15 '22

👋 flair checking in!

This man is a sexist, racist, homophobe, xenophobe, selfish turd of a person. He will not learn.

But Covid will teach him.

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u/beek7419 Aug 15 '22

Since when did Trump favor term limits? If he could take office and be president until he died, he 100% would.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

Great catch on that one :-)

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Aug 15 '22

Poor Brad.

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u/Efficient_One4274 Code Word Coco ☕ Aug 15 '22

When can I get a second booster? Got my first in late December/early Jan. The people I know who were boosted faired better than the unboosted. I want to be double boosted. I want my veins to have more vaccine than plasma or anything else. I want that 5g-nonobot-tracker power.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

You should have qualified by early June in most places.

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u/redit3rd Team Moderna Aug 15 '22

The best possible response is for someone to tell him that what he experienced is common with Covid. Which is why so many people have been upending their lives to avoid that happening to them. It's not so much people being afraid as it is sensibly cautious.

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u/hmstanley Aug 15 '22

If shitting himself doesn’t convince him, maybe death?

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u/Rattfraggs Aug 16 '22

Of course, he's from fucking Fla...

These damn people, I'm willing to bet he's from the Tampa general area from the sound of it.

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u/Chasman1965 Aug 15 '22

Unless the cruise was in 2020, I call bullshit. You can't get on a cruise without a Covid Vax.

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u/Jessicas_skirt Team Pfizer Aug 15 '22

Many cruises have dropped their restrictions as most countries have dropped the requirements. Most US based cruises still require it but cruises outside the US overwhelmingly don't..

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u/Chasman1965 Aug 15 '22

A cruise to Alaska requires Covid vaccines.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

I posted this at about 1:00 a.m. and misread "tour" as "cruise".

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

I misread. He went on a tour of Alaska, per his last slide. It isn't clear what that consisted of.

Then again, there are people proudly flashing fake vaccination certificates.

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u/fishkeeper_420 Aug 16 '22

Sometimes when I read these, I'm not just overwhelmed by the ignorance and hatred... But stricken by the thought of how many other lives were ended by this person's absolute fucking negligence and refusal to give a fuck about anyone else around them. This is what has always stricken me about people who jUsT wAnT tHeIr FrEeDoM bAcK. They have this MAGA notion that we are just magically going to return to segregation, but they're incapable of seeing the few things that ACTUALLY made this country better, like being a good fucking neighbor. Few people in those times would've refused to wear masks or get vaccinated. They weren't furious to the point of threatening violence over a political party: And it's even stranger, these days; knowing both parties work for the same people. Biden has beefed up police, continued many of Trump's policies, and now a "climate" bill that does what Conservatives have wanted, for years: Given up hundreds of millions of acres of public land to produce oil. Conservatives should LOVE him.

The polarization over political parties and denial of obvious racism blew up when Obama was POTUS and has gotten to the point where hate crimes have been on the rise since Trump started speaking while running. These proud, angry, racist, Christian, ignorant, armed nuts are currently the biggest terrorist threat in this country. And, TBH, they may be some of the biggest merchants of death, when it comes to spreading Covid.

I'll never forget what my boss's anti-mask aunt said, before they took a 3 day weekend in Vegas (pre vaccine: I should mention that I work in a tiny kiosk I can't distance from my boss in, and that I couldn't afford to lose my job, but they legit decided my life was worth less than wealthy people, having to make their own coffee), before she infected me and almost killed my mom: "You only live once!"

That's cute, and all, but some people don't share your attitude. Some people want the choice to not get a debilitating virus that we don't know the long-term consequences of. It's too late, for me, because it wasn't an option. It was forced on me. And people like her, partying maskless, all the time, using a fake vaccine record to get on planes without having to deal with being tested (and getting Covid again, which she denies, because it works against her narrative that only vaccinated people get it, now)... People like the girl at my mom's work that had an insanely sore throat and fever who coked herself up on Ibuprofen so she could pass the temp check; only to be so sick they had to be taken to the hospital at lunch and 15 people they work directly with had to be sent home, pending Covid tests... People like my coworker whose ER doctor husband tried to shame me for wearing a mask in public still who KNEW they had Covid came to work, unmasked, anyway, at the same time the store manager who also doesn't mask returned from Hawaii - leading to 21 sick workers in one week... People like my coworker who says the vaccine was designed to kill us and rattles off her vitamin regimen without mentioning she's had Covid three times and it KILLED HER HUSBAND...

These people who scream the loudest about wanting this to be over are the same assholefuck reason that it never will be.

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u/one_dark_night Team Mix & Match Aug 16 '22

Wow. You’ve been through a lot. My sympathies

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u/TheMost_ut Team Mix & Match Aug 15 '22

SUDDENLY STRICKEN after going on a trip in a giant, floating petrie dish full of unmasked idiots.

Nah, can't imagine that happening.

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u/TheArrowLauncher Aug 15 '22

Anti-Vaxx veterans are a walking contradiction.

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u/mevrowka Aug 15 '22

They are just soooooooo smart……till they’re not.

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u/The_Only_Egg Aug 15 '22

Oh that last slide. 👌

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u/Plastic_Egg_596 Aug 15 '22

Yo Cuz, this stuff only happens now to the unvaxxed.

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u/BethMD Team Pfizer Aug 15 '22

? I don't see where this asshole guy actually went on a cruise. He responded to someone who went on a tour of Alaska (might not have been a cruise), and he says he got hit five days before he was scheduled to go on a cruise.

I went on a cruise last December/January, and the major cruise lines are über-strict about masking and vetting vax and test documentation. As are the ports of call: we got turned away from two ports, including one that belongs to the cruise line itself, because there were poz people on board. (Could have been guests or crew, probably some of each) So, although people do get infected on cruises, obviously, it's not an inevitable.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

Yeah, I probably should have waited until morning to post this instead of doing it at about 1:00 a.m..

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u/mississauga99 Aug 15 '22

After reading the last slide, I'm starting to really like covid

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u/tm_121 Aug 16 '22

It’s like a supervillain in a movie who explains their evil plan, and you find yourself agreeing with some of their points.

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u/mississauga99 Aug 17 '22

wearethanos

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u/mmps901 Team Pfizer Aug 15 '22

Sounds awful… welp, what are you going to do? 🤷🏻‍♀️ he made his choice

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u/Daveruapehu Aug 16 '22

Why dont anti vax heroes die quietly?

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 16 '22

Slide 3: how's that lie workin' out for you?

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u/StarSchemaLover Aug 16 '22

Truly an idiot.

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u/G-Unit11111 His name was Robert Paulsen 🥩🍞 Aug 16 '22

Imagine being so offended by sagging jeans that yoy have to make a Facebook post pledging your allegiance to the Confederacy. 🤦‍♂️

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u/FSUjonnyD Team Mix & Match Aug 15 '22

I have a stupid question. What is this textured swirly markup that seems to be really popular on this sub to block out faces and names? I can’t seem to find this brush on my iPhone. Is it an android thing or am I just missing it? Thanks in advance.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

In this case it's a screen shot of stonecrop plants, a low growing succulent. I used the "capture" app on my desktop Mac.

I think the one that looks like metallic frosting is in Paint.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 16 '22

Ya know, I’m particularly struck by how so many humans choose to remember nothing but “cheap gas prices” and “mean tweets” during the Orange Pumpkin Fuhrer years and conveniently forget all of the crimes, the lies, and corruption perpetrated by that bloated baby. At this point I immediately disregard whatever else the person says. They’ve already told me everything I need to know.

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u/JeromeBiteman Aug 16 '22

I actually agree with much of 13-right. Except that I'd add: Real men take care of their health so they can take care of and protect their families.

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u/Sweaty-Friendship-54 Aug 18 '22

Let's not cheer for an award, but we can always root for more bloodshit, right?

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u/PapuaOldGuinea Aug 19 '22

Picture 4’s needle…please tell me that’s not real.