r/HermanCainAward ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 16 '22

Malachite has been posting anti-vax/anti-mandate and Trump-worshiping material since the beginning of the pandemic, when her husband died. In mid-June she got Covid and went into hospital, then rehab. She'll be home soon and is enthusiastically posting about Demonic Marxism Insanity once more. Nominated

332 Upvotes

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u/that-pile-of-laundry Aug 17 '22

The left is in a cult, Candace? What are that cult's values? Treating people with respect and kindness? Oh, no! That's going to tear our society apart! /s

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 17 '22

Blatant projection on Candy's part.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 17 '22

Yes a cult is based on one leader which is what the magats are in

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 17 '22

I'm sorry he had to learn the hard way, but I'm glad that at least he learned (and you didn't have to bury him).

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u/VoidQueenK423 Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

That's the worst candy I've ever heard of

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 17 '22

A cult? The kind of cult that literally has a golden idol* of their leader at CPAC? That kind of cult?

  • Made in China, natch.

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u/DistanceWooden8811 Aug 17 '22

She’s gonna FAFO and she will roll snake eyes eventually.

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u/feder_online Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

Better yet, who is the Left's Cult Leader?
Or, who is the (R)ight's Cult Leader?

I all ready know which took longer to answer...

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u/that-pile-of-laundry Aug 17 '22

If I'd give any name it'd be Bernie Sanders. However, nobody bends over backwards to please him and nobody has to swear loyalty to him.

Can't say the same about the other side

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u/renojacksonchesthair Aug 17 '22

The left didn’t even majority vote him lol. Bernie is getting popular but I don’t think anywhere near cult

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 16 '22

The last slide, a new meme that I had not seen, I love it !!!!!!!

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 16 '22

"You could be next."

Now, I've had some wild nights in my youth that I did not clearly remember the next day, but I'm pretty sure none of them included illegally absconding with top secret intel.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 17 '22

National Archives: We’d like that material back.
Drumpf: ignores requests
FBI: Ok we’re gonna search the premises for anything related to what we’ve been told about.
Magats: 😨🤯😭

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 17 '22

To be (fair?), MAGAts don't need an excuse to lose their shit. The color of a fucking starbucks cup is enough to cause apoplexy.

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u/KitschenWench Aug 17 '22

Conservatives: Unlike you liberal snowflakes, I'm not so easily triggered by every little thing.

Cracker Barrel: offers vegan sausage

Conservative: SHRIEEEEEKK

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 17 '22

Mirroring that Piers Morgan mother fucker who also lost his snot over vegan sausages. It's a fucking option. OPTION!!! Absolutely no one loses.

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u/KitschenWench Aug 17 '22

Inorite? What are they flipping out over?

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 17 '22

Like my three egg omelet with half a pound of bacon in it is somehow going to be diminished by someone else having a plant based option?

It's insanely absurd. We're all going to be relying on insects and fungi for our survival at some point anyway.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

"Personal choice"

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 17 '22

Personal choice = you have the right to choose whatever I think you should have.

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u/TenNinetythree After the spike🦠 is before the spike🦠 Aug 17 '22

Apart from people with strange food sensitivities and allergies.

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Aug 17 '22

Just because some people don’t like dying of anaphylaxis shouldn’t prevent me from enjoying my peanut-based snack treat.

What arrogant snowflakes! Haven’t they heard of EpiPens?

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Aug 17 '22

Also:

Cracker Barrel: it’s just an extra option

Conservative: CANCEL CULTURE!!! CANCEL CULTURE!!! YOU ARE TAKING AWAY MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS!!!!!!!!

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u/AbbreviationsDue7794 Aug 17 '22

This is incorrect. You missed the part where trump's lawyer signed something saying that they didn't have any classified documents.

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u/NeonHairbrush Vaxxed 🐑 Aug 17 '22

I hadn't seen the other FBI one before either, the "maybe I won't get a booster" one.

This person is certifiably insane, but they did have a few good memes.

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u/MayflyBaggins Natasha Fatale 🐿️💖 Aug 16 '22

She seems nice.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 16 '22

Yes, the kinda person you'd like to have a cup of coffee with. So much anger, so much stupidity.

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u/MayflyBaggins Natasha Fatale 🐿️💖 Aug 17 '22

Oh, I would go a very long way to avoid this little darling. She reminds me of my evil godmonster.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 17 '22

A sympathetic figure if ever there was one.

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u/leamanc Aug 17 '22

Demonic Marxism: Two scary words put together to make absolutely no sense. The people own the means of…worshipping the devil? The devil owns the means of production?

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 17 '22

I'm pretty sure demons are way more into totalitarianism than marxism/communism.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

Well yeah, we found that out with our ‘former president”. Evil megalomaniacal lying wanna-be dictator. I’m not religious but if there was somehow proof that he did turn out to be some kind of demon, I wouldn’t even be very surprised.

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u/VoidQueenK423 Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

The leather source of extreme religion even says to beware of false prophets LOL

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

Some blogger who'd managed to survive a fundamentalist childhood wrote an essay detailing why Trump fits the biblical description of the anti-Christ to a tee. I'm trying to find it again.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

But they don’t mind fucking around, like possessing that Enver Hoxha fellow in the People’s Republic of Albania for 40 years.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 17 '22

Satan for the proletariat, not like the special Satan for only the (self) chosen few!

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

Even better, the Devil owns the reproduction of the means of production. That’s why he’s The Devil, yo.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 16 '22

Another awesome find

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 16 '22

PTL - home sweet home! Too bad she thinks she's out of the woods. Maybe she can rely on prayers. I mean, it won't help but she can rely on them. Wonder if she can use Dr. Google to google "Long Covid". Sad but not surprising to think this much stupidity is still out there. Less and less as time goes by though....

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u/VoidQueenK423 Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

Well, one way or another, at least the hospital bed's free now...

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 18 '22

PTL = Pass The Laudanum.

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 16 '22

LET'S USE SENSE INSTEAD OF INSANE?

A question posed, an option given; the nominee clearly chose the latter.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 16 '22

Yet another wrong/stupid choice in a long line of wrong/stupid choices.

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u/FistofanAngryGoddess Phenomena Angle Aug 17 '22

I wonder how she justified her husband being one of the early COVID deaths. Looks like she went the thought-terminating statement “home to Jebus” and just left it at that.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

It isn't clear that he died of Covid - he had a long list of health problems long before 2020 - but it is a bit of a coincidence that an elderly man in a care home had a condition that put him on the vent at just that time.

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u/Connect_Amount_5978 Aug 17 '22

Jebus why did they even intubate him 🤦‍♀️

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

Well, he probably had pneumonia. Of course pneumonia can have other causes, but the timing is there.

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u/MeltingMandarins Aug 18 '22

I think they meant “why intubate” as in: why intubate an elderly man whose baseline was being in a care home with a laundry list of problems?

He would’ve been unlikely to survive ICU, and extremely unlikely to get back to his baseline level of (bad) health.

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u/Connect_Amount_5978 Aug 20 '22

Yes… exactly what I mean. Seems unethical to me

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Aug 17 '22

Bet she was a charming patient at the hospital and nursing home /s

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 17 '22

Just ask the manager!

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u/NeonHairbrush Vaxxed 🐑 Aug 17 '22

What is "PTL"? She signs off with it several times, and it's not ringing any bells.

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u/eleanorbigby Aug 17 '22

Praise the Lord, I assume.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 17 '22

Kinda like the PTL Club… and we know how well that worked out.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

Almost certainly correct.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

She slept with Jim Bakker in 1984?

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 17 '22

Wow. Just wow.

Her husband was one of the very first people to die of COVID, yet she still doesn't take COVID seriously.

She really shatters the it's-only-serious-if-it-affects-them paradigm.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

He might have died of something else - he wasn't very healthy to begin with- but it is a bit of a coincidence.

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u/ahender8 Team Bivalent Booster Aug 17 '22

I can't even read this baffling horse s*** anymore.

I'm going to guess she well deserves her fate.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 17 '22

I second that.

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u/mutant6399 🥳 came for the flair, stayed for the Candeath memes 💀 Aug 17 '22

maybe Candeath will still get her in the end

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u/nutzareus Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

She’s gonna FAFO and she will roll snake eyes eventually.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 17 '22

I did not see where she got vaccinated yet.

Uh oh.

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u/VoidQueenK423 Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

FAFO?

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u/luckyintrovert Aug 17 '22

Fck Around, Find Out.

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u/VoidQueenK423 Team Pfizer Aug 18 '22

Ah

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u/Critical_Aspect Meme Covid RIP Rinse Repeat Aug 16 '22

Some people deserve what they get.

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Aug 17 '22

Especially when they get it good and hard.

Nice dog, however.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 17 '22

The dog does seem nice. I hope she treats him well.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

I don't think it's her dog. That is the only picture of it, so it probably belongs to her visitor.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 18 '22

That’s good, then. I was much more concerned about the dog than her

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u/pthomas745 Aug 17 '22

Stupid as dirt.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Sadly, not as useful.

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u/Most-Artichoke5028 Aug 17 '22

Look at the bright side. She could always catch it again. And probably will.

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u/Material-Profit5923 Magnetic Deep State Sheep Aug 17 '22

Plenty of nominees who had longer term hospitalizations (more than a couple of weeks) get out of rehab only to backslide. She is not out of those woods yet.

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u/VoidQueenK423 Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

Can't wait to see the eventual next Covid posts

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u/AbbreviationsDue7794 Aug 17 '22

Does anyone remember how Candeath was once a mediocre left wing blogger/whatever you want to call it... very against trump until about a year after trump was in office, then she went full in on the kool aid? She also had sued her high school for racism. But she found out there's more money in telling white people that racism doesn't exist and trump is awesome. The thing that will be most remembered about the trump era will be the grifters.

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u/mmio60 Aug 17 '22

She is just another paid liar.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

They are all mediocrities who whored themselves out for money and just a bit of Warhol’s 15 minutes. Every last one of them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

Just wanted to let all of you know that I’m so glad to see so many level heads in this sub. It’s baffling to see such wasted lives over nonsensical thought processes. It would be so cool to meet you when and if this is all over!!!!

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 17 '22

We're glad you are here.

A small island in an ocean of malignant lunacy.

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u/StolenRelic I trust my Midi-chlorians Aug 17 '22

We could call it HermieCon. I'm hopeful within the next two years we'll get a grip on it. Our vaccines are only going to get better.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 17 '22

We could call it HermieCon.

🐆 🐆 🐆

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

Imma get me a giant Godfather’s Pizza box and wear that schizznit to the Con!

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u/Paula_Polestark ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! Aug 17 '22

Please do it! Admiring cool cosplayers is one of the things the Qultists have taken away from me.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 17 '22

HermieCon is a great name.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

You couldn’t construct a social science study better than this. This is a bird’s eye view of of the modern Republican base. The hero worship. The toxic masculinity. The hypocrisy. The narcissism. The lust for power. And the same results are repeated over and over and over. It’s like watching a tumor enlarge in real time right in front of you.

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u/VoidQueenK423 Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

Stage 4 Republican cancer... looks to be a terminal case.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 17 '22

And that's without including the Q-nuts.

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u/MikeyMootzadell 💉 Take the Shot, Leave the Corona 🐴 Aug 17 '22

Last Slide: I used to think it went without saying that the President wasn't allow to remove anything he wrote on/signed. All of that is supposed to go to his presidential library when it gets built.

Trump does not respect the Office Of The President. He wants to be king. I never thought i would see the day that Americans advocate/beg/die for a king!

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u/CF_FI_Fly Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

Her nails are a little terrifying in the last slide.

ETA - Slide 17, 2nd to last.

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u/Lock_Jaw Aug 17 '22

You don't give enough credit to the nails in slide 17, they are very terrifying!

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u/CF_FI_Fly Aug 17 '22

I actually did mean 17. My bad.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Not half as terrifying as those teeth. Brush your teeth kids! Don't end up like her!

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u/Armyman125 Aug 17 '22

She'll go home, be strong, active, and won't need any living assistance. Right?

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Oh yes. Definitely one of the 98.99% that survive covid.

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u/CQU617 Leggo My ECMO!🧇 Aug 17 '22

Damn they never learn.

The cat did not officially bounce here.

God is not happy with her.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 17 '22

Nice summary. But she's probably working to fix that. 🍿

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u/justrowitawaydere Vaxeen Research Subject #8675309🎶🎵 Aug 17 '22

The picture (with the dog) did not disappoint.

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Aug 17 '22

The Demonic Marxists advised her family to get vaccinated.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

Damned Trotskyists. 😡

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 17 '22

Still no vaccine?

No beuno.

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u/Lock_Jaw Aug 17 '22

Slide 15. Getting a shot every day for an UTI. Can't tell how many shots she had to get every day, but I only had to get three shots a couple of months apart. Also, I didn't need to spend time in the hospital with Covid.

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u/ScrabbleMe Aug 17 '22

She’s yelling “Praise the Lord!” right after her husband died? What’s wrong with these people? I just don’t get it.

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u/aleddon870 Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

My husband was a Covid denier. Then he got Covid and almost died. He's properly vax and learned his lesson the hard way.

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u/AutismFlavored Aug 17 '22

Sitting Rooms are one hellavu drug

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u/Annahsbananas Aug 17 '22

I've been saying it forever, so much religion are symptoms of mental health crises. Usually, the evangelical and pentecostal religions are full of people in mental health crises....and she is def one of em

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u/Blablasarcasm 🗣Olly, Olly, oxygenfree🫁 Aug 17 '22

Well, she’ll be around to see all of us succumb to the vaccine and turn into zombies in 10 year- what? Oh. Nvm.

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u/BreatheClean Aug 17 '22

I'm really worried now that Dr Judy has revealed masks hamper oxygen

Someone must tell all surgeons the world over to stop all operations immediately.

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u/jimjam721 Aug 17 '22

She takes all these hospitals resources to perpetuate more stupidity.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

I wonder how old she is? Because UTIs can cause dementia after you get to be geriatric. That would explain some things.

Also (unless she does turn out to be geriatric) if you ‘beat ‘Covid pneumonia’, they don’t usually keep you inpatient in the hospital just for a UTI. Whatever, you hateful batshit deplorable. By the time I got to the end I had no sympathy for her losing her husband (that I started with), especially if they chose not getting vaxxed, as it was completely preventable if they weren’t such fucking stubborn asshole religious nut jobs with zero respect for science or medicine. For all I know, he could have died before the vaccine was available, but… I kind of doubt it.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

Her husband was over 80 when he died, so she is probably at least 80. She posted a photo of them on a date in the mid-50s, when she had to be a teenager.

He died early in 2020, a year before any vaccines were available.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 18 '22

Thank you. Sorry I didn’t take that into account

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u/PrestigiousGrade7874 In God and ivermectin we trust Aug 17 '22

Part of me loathes this person. A very small part pities this person

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 17 '22

Slide 2: While the human body does need AMPLE amounts of oxygen it's worth bearing in mind that inspired air contains about 21% oxygen and expired air contains about 16-17% oxygen. You only extract a fraction of the oxygen present, and it is unlikely a mask is going to block so much oxygen that you aren't getting enough.

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u/maireza Aug 17 '22

Taking advice from "Dr." Mikowitz???

The result was the same in both cases... back to the dating pool!!!

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u/renojacksonchesthair Aug 17 '22

There’s plenty of professions that wear masks for hours and hours on end daily like surgeons.

How did it catch on that masks cause us to breathe in our exhaled carbon dioxide and thus we aren’t getting t enough oxygen?

Literally never been a problem before.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

Maybe Judy Mikovits hasn't figured out how to remove the masks from the plastic packaging yet.

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u/survivor2bmaybe Aug 17 '22

Slide 14, is that actually trump with a grandchild? He looks about as happy as if a stranger asked for a picture.

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u/DJEB Aug 17 '22

Of course she’s citing Judy Mikovits who was fired from her position for being a kook.

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u/BFeely1 Team Pfizer Aug 19 '22

Too bad these kinds can't be committed to a mental hospital.

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u/Silver-Patience6033 Aug 21 '22

Believing the Lord will heal you? Nope. Try the doctors, nurses, medications. Aka science.