r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 17 '22

Buckle up boys and girls !!! Once upon a time, there was Marjorie, nominee from 2021, who worships Trump and God. She doesn't like Biden nor Democrats... Covid and her family are getting to know Covid and its consequences to quite a level. Was the lesson learned ? Part1 Frequent Flyer Nominee

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u/InternetStarbanger2 Here I am 🦠Rock You like a Hermancain!🦠 Aug 17 '22

"don't let your lungs get lazy" omg these fuckin morons

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u/Vixotica Mudblood Aug 17 '22

Also, "a handsome soul"

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Aug 17 '22

Code for "ugly inside and out".

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u/blinky909909 Aug 17 '22

the exercise they recommend is smoking 2 packs a day

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u/Hank7725 Aug 17 '22

And a bit of meth, thank you very much!

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u/goldleaderstandingby Aug 18 '22

You're internal systems just need a little stimulation!

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

Yeah, I lost 10 IQ points just reading that schizznit.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 17 '22

Uh-oh. They forgot to mention the spatulas.

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u/StupidizeMe It's like, tubular... Bag your face! Aug 17 '22

"Remember, it's not Covid killing you...it's ME!"

-God Almighty

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u/Prestigious_Treat401 Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

Why do they keep going to the hospital if God Almighty is the one keeping them alive?

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 17 '22

My wife just said that when I told her about this family. Let go let god (go all the way)

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 19 '22

Because they're lying liars who lie of course.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

A loyal follower of the Pumpkin Fuhrer? Check. Admirer of the Confederacy? Check. Dumb as a box of nails? Check. Awful fashion sense? Double Check.

She’s a goner. 🙃

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

God is good!

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

Gid is good in all ways and during all days! R’amen and r’amen. 🍜

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Blessed be His noodley appendage!

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 17 '22

That's the mortally wounded tag line. Sooo good is the post death one.

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u/maireza Aug 17 '22

Fast food lover? Check!!!

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u/FearSkyDaddy Biological Ware Fare Aug 17 '22

Did she have a goatee? I’m guessing yes. Prove me wrong, I’ll wait

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u/lucichameleon Survival? Neigh! 🐴 Aug 17 '22

Has this idiot never heard of punctuation?

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

They don't teach too much of it until at least the 5th grade, and it sounds like she checked out after the 3rd grade

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 19 '22

I heard the pay sucks.

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u/FearSkyDaddy Biological Ware Fare Aug 17 '22

Punctuation is mark of the beast. And Mark, he’s just a beast.

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u/Jay-Dee-British Schrödinger's Prayer warrior Aug 17 '22

Slide 4 - if he's 'still President' then he can't run in 2024...

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u/fishbiscuit156 Aug 17 '22

“The Real Plump pres”

Gotta admit that’s a new one.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

Well, he is truly, erm, “plump”. Plump Trump.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 17 '22

Slide 2: Woooo! Prisoner #30789012992 in Cell Block C, Federal Correctional Facility Ft. Leavenworth, wants to investigate something!

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u/FearSkyDaddy Biological Ware Fare Aug 17 '22

Colorado Supermax would be my guess with Ted and Terry

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 17 '22

ADX Florence for the win! Maybe he can be cellmates with El Chapo and Ramzi Yousef!

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u/lionguardant Aug 18 '22

I don’t think they have cellmates at ADX Florence, you’re just on your own in a cell

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 18 '22

As long as he's still banned from Twitter.

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u/RedditOnANapkin Aug 17 '22

Slide 2 hasn't aged well.

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u/BigOmet Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

She hasn't seen a period in her life and certainly has never used one.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Grammar is a liberal plot.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 17 '22

I could genuinely see her say something like "who cares about periods or paragraphs it's not school lol"

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

I have actually have heard this exact argument from ostensible "adults". They have no grasp of the only language they speak. No wonder they hate smart people. Oh well, if they insist upon removing themselves from the gene pool, who am I to protest?

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 17 '22

Yep, sad stuff.
Sure, it's not school but if you follow basic writing conventions, no one is going to care if you have a sloppy mistake here and there.
That's very far removed from what this HCA is doing though.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

This is an "adult" with oppositional defiance disorder. She still thinks like a fourth grader whining why?!? I don't need to know this stuff.

Then they wonder why nobody takes them seriously.

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u/SaiyaJedi Team Moderna Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

“Now it’s my turn,” they said of a former president who had been out of office for nearly a month, as though he would suddenly abuse his nonexistent presidential powers for the sake of political reprisals.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

But, but, he's squinting sternly at the camera. That's really presidential, right?

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u/SaiyaJedi Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

He “squints sternly” at everything. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s become nearsighted in his old age, but everyone around him is too afraid of his tantrums to say his eyesight is anything but perfect.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 17 '22

I love it when he pulls his "presidential" face. Hilarious.

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u/PorconeMassimo Aug 17 '22

I believe Trump “would suddenly abuse his nonexistent power for the sake of political reprisals.”

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u/SaiyaJedi Team Moderna Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

I mean, it’s the same way he would “take work home” from a job he no longer has, then claim it’s his personal property, which consists of top-secret government documents, which he never took, but which he also returned, and which the FBI also planted at his residence…. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/jimjam721 Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

Wait, only gawd can protect them so when they died what does that mean? Jeebus asleep at the switch?

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Weird how God can protect them but they all end up with the virus, and then they demand prayers for healing, but still go to the hospital.

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u/Phantom_Pain_Sux Aug 17 '22

Then why go to the hospital?

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 17 '22

10 out of 10 experts recommend not dropping out of school before learning how to use punctuation.

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u/MisterFantastic5 Aug 17 '22

Still thanking their god at the end. The god that gave them the disease. Forking thank science for saving your bacon yet again!

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 17 '22

Please pray really hard and don't ask questions ...

Translation: we FAFO but don't want to be called out for it.

I really hate this stuff ... <assorted other complaints>

Yeah, that is what people who could learn things without needing to FAFO were trying to warn you about.

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Aug 17 '22

Don't ask questions= No, we are not vaxxed.

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u/FearOfALiberalPlanet Aug 17 '22

Oh yeah, Drumph. Man of the people. Only has ever lived in a high rise in NY or a fuckin mansion on a golf course in FL. No one understands the blue collar working class like him. Fuckin cocksuckers like this bitch are proof we would likely have been better remaining colonies of England afterall. Not that they would have wanted us now with how we turned out Lmao

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u/PissyKrissy13 Team CoronaVac Aug 18 '22

My wife was always hoping during the Trump presidency that the queen of England would say:

" Alright you've had your bit of fun, you cheeky little bastards. As you've proved unable to act well enough to sit at the 'adult table', we're taking back the reins. You're nanny will be along directly to tuck you into bed. Consider yourself repatriated back into the commonwealth after the requisite fortnight of quarantine."

We can all dream.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 19 '22 edited Aug 19 '22

That would be just trading one corrupt racist oligarchy by a slightly different one. Emphasis on the 'slight', considering vile evil like Rupert Murdoch.

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u/PissyKrissy13 Team CoronaVac Aug 19 '22

Any little bit helps immensely. Plus we are both kinda Anglophiles so it works for us. We may just escape to Canada before all is said and done.

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u/ActiveEntertainer620 Nothing to be done Aug 17 '22

Don't let your lungs get lazy and do breathing exercises. That's like telling a spinal injuries victim to get off their ass and run a marathon.

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u/BroadwayJoeFYVM Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

Trumpies are incapable of learning - they must be reprogrammed.

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u/Historical_Play Aug 17 '22

I'm just going to give up and become a complete idiot that sits on his overstuffed couch all day, typing "Prayerz" into his phone.

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u/FatherPyrlig Aug 17 '22

It’s all the same for these idiots. Ignorance, Jesus, and terrible grammar.

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u/donnabreve1 Aug 17 '22

That pink tee shirt is a real admission of her guilt…for everything

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u/Fickle_Chance9880 Aug 17 '22

You know, as I was reading one of the stream of consciousness posts I started to hear it in my mind as the voice of a small child who was scared, and I almost felt sorry for this clown.

Then I scrolled back to the Confederate flag and Trump memes and remembered, “Oh yeah… she’s an illiterate adult asshole.” And I felt better about the whole thing.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 17 '22

"Something wrong with my blood pressue."

After reading that lot I can't help thinking the only thing wrong with her blood pressure is that she's got any.

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u/FullNefariousness310 Aug 17 '22

Black and light green are reasonable. Surprisingly reasonable.

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u/DeeNYC45 Aug 18 '22

I can’t tell if people texting “prayers” are trolling or not.

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u/Jexp_t Team Moderna Aug 18 '22

Chest pains and blood pressure problems...

Sounds like willful ignorance and oppositional defiance will cost this nominee years of life lost via cardiac sequelae.

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u/reverbdaydream Horse Paste Aug 18 '22

it's pretty fucked you guys celebrate the death of a clearly overweight and pre-diabetic woman. what happened to health at every size?

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u/Sidvicioushartha 🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦 Aug 19 '22

Well take your vaccine but has no problem putting all these jail house tats with dirty ink and rusty needles into her fucked up arms.

Wtf?

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u/Sidvicioushartha 🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦 Aug 19 '22

I love how her friends ask her if she had the vaccine ‘cause that’s probably why she’s sick. She says no. Then they’re like… Crickets. Couldn’t possibly be Covid? Duh!

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u/TriggeredRatBastard Team Pfizer Aug 20 '22

It’s kinda gross with how hard these people ride Trump’s slong.

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u/Dry-Faithlessness655 Aug 20 '22

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/Material_Mammoth992 Aug 23 '22

Her posing in front of the Confederate flag while smiling says it all for me. Made me sick to my stomach. That's why we still say Black Lives Matter.

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u/skikkeligsnill Aug 17 '22

Well to be honest, it hits people differently the woman here was certainly not in top shape healthwise.

I caught covid and it was just like a small breeze, a walk in the park.

After that i got the vaccine, and let me tell you. It was not a good choice for me, i had a really bad reaction. Started puking 5 hours after the vaccine and started having cold sweats, and after that collapsing and was picked up by an ambulance. To this day i have heart problems, so its not for everyone.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 17 '22

So first, I am not dismissing your claim at all.

It is totally possible that you were asymptomatic with Covid the first time as a lot of people were.

When you got the vaccine, your immune system went into overdrive due to the prior infection and looks like you had side effects (I did too on my first dose). The side effect of heart problems with the vaccine exists and is very rare 0.8 per 100,000.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/06/heres-all-the-data-on-myocarditis-cases-linked-to-covid-19-vaccines/

You should consult a cardiologist to have your heart checked out

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/covid-19/clinical-considerations/myocarditis.html

and I strongly encourage you to have the discussion with your GP over the benefit of the vaccine in your particular case.

My personal opinion is that your second time would have been way worse based on your reaction to the vaccine, you still did the right thing.

Especially in this community, we care that people get vaccinated.

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u/skikkeligsnill Aug 17 '22

I understand that, but ill think i stick with what my doctor said and that is no more covid vaccines for me. Ill guess im one of the unlucky ones 🤷‍♂️

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 17 '22

I really feel for you, be extra careful with BA5 running rampant, talk with your GP and have your heart checked. I hear you and I care.

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u/skikkeligsnill Aug 17 '22

Thank you, i will do that!

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Aug 18 '22

I'm sorry for your predicament and agree with what starbetrayer suggests. Best wishes to you.