r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 17 '22 Silver 1

Buckle up boys and girls !!! Once upon a time, there was Marjorie, nominee from 2021, who worships Trump and God. She doesn't like Biden nor Democrats... Covid and her family are getting to know Covid and its consequences to quite a level. Was the lesson learned ? Part2 Frequent Flyer Nominee

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Aug 17 '22

Brother-in-law and sister-in-law caught it (Part 1) and Brother-in-law died. Husband caught it and he's fucked up. She caught it 3 times and is getting more fucked up each time. This Trump loving, Confederate loving idiot was on meth for years, but won't take a shot. I can't even get up enough energy to be outraged at her stupidity.

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u/Return_Of_The_Fly Table for two, please Aug 17 '22

I don't know about you, but I feel pretty owned by her and her family's actions.

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

I'm black, so being "owned" is not a feeling I want to experience. 😄

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

I snorted wine through my nose. 😁

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Aug 17 '22

So, to paraphrase Maximus, "You were entertained?"

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

It was brilliant.

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Aug 17 '22

Thank you! 🙂

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u/TheMost_ut I can’t believe it’s not lung butter 🧈 Aug 17 '22

True. I'm jewish, my people were also in bondage...and not the fun kind!

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Aug 17 '22

😈

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u/LDSBS Prayer Warror Superstar 🌟 Aug 18 '22

The kind without safe words.

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u/nyqs81 Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

I just fucking snorted at lunch. 🤣

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u/blarryg Aug 17 '22

I don't know about you, but I feel that rationality is a thin and vulnerable veneer over the sh*t-throwing, angry gibbering, idol worshiping, violence-prone naked land ape just beneath the surface.

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u/Return_Of_The_Fly Table for two, please Aug 17 '22

That was really poetic.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

Yea, right? Meth. Jesus Christ, one might as well be snorting starter fluid and battery acid. And she’s chosen to die on the bloody vaccine hill?!

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u/bopbop_nature-lover HCW - Verified Aug 17 '22

i understand meth has antiviral properties. Proof: she never got Covid-19 while she was using it.

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u/Ok_Concentrate9822 Aug 17 '22

In way-over generous fairness, recovering addicts sometimes have heavy mental baggage about injections

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u/feder_online Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

Slide 19:
"Friend": Did you get the Vax?
Nominee: No.
"Friend": I thought that might the problem...
COVID: It was.
I particularly like the donation jar, like that's going to help when Insurance quits paying because all this was preventable.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 17 '22

Those symptoms sure sound like it was from a vaccination. Maybe you forgot getting vaxxed cause there’s no way you should be like that otherwise 🙃🤪🫠

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u/DoomRyGuy Aug 17 '22

LMAO. Does meth for years but putting a vaccine in her body is crossing the line.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 17 '22

Seems those that are unwavering on their loyalty to the stars & bars CSA just can't get enough losing. Might explain their conviction against the vaccine and sensibility. Covid is going to take every opportunity to help them find out.

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Aug 17 '22

FAFO

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u/NMVPCP Go Give One Aug 17 '22

Are you saying that her immune system is working on its own? I totally didn’t see that coming.

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u/jbertrand_sr Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

Taking meth she got from god know who and was cooked in some porta potty somewhere - not a problem...

Take a vaccine for a deadly disease - are you crazy, I'm not putting that in my body...

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Aug 17 '22

She wasn't on meth, she was on METH.

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u/SleepyVizsla 📚 HCA Archivist 📖 Aug 17 '22

She's like the Susan Lucci of the HCAs. She's so determined.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

Marjorie after three attempts at a Hermie: “You like me, you really like me!!”

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 17 '22

Covid is just helping keep her off meth for good.

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Aug 17 '22

From meth to COVID death.

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Go Fund Yourself 🍰 Aug 17 '22

Marjorie after three attempts at a Hermie: “You like me, you really like me!!”

Ron Howard voice: "We did not, in fact, like her."

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u/donuts4lunch Fox has killer ratings Aug 17 '22

I grew up in the 80s and used my VCR to tape AMC so I could watch after school. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love this comment.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 17 '22

That's how you got threw college!

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u/SleepyVizsla 📚 HCA Archivist 📖 Aug 17 '22

🤣

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u/SleepyVizsla 📚 HCA Archivist 📖 Aug 17 '22

Yeay! 😆 I was worried no one else would get the joke. I also recorded AMC and followed it until I went to college in the late 90's. After that, my mom would fill me in on the major story lines until the show finally ended.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 17 '22

My mom watched AMC for decades (so of course I did too). Your joke definitely landed... :D

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u/leamanc Aug 17 '22

Underrated comment!

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u/SirJohnSmythe Team Mix & Match Aug 17 '22

That vivid description of shitting blood made my sphincter pucker like I didn't know it could

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u/StupidizeMe It's like, tubular... Bag your face! Aug 17 '22

That vivid description of shitting blood

Did you notice her friends instantly asked if she'd gotten the COVID vaccine?

Because that's a totally common side effect.

/s

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u/steelhips Aug 17 '22

Also a side effect of Ivermectin sloughing off the top layer of the intestines and bowel to remove parasitic worms.

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u/StupidizeMe It's like, tubular... Bag your face! Aug 17 '22

Also a side effect of Ivermectin sloughing off the top layer of the intestines and bowel to remove parasitic worms.

This sloughing even happens to horses. I have to worm my two horses very carefully, rotating the anti-parasitic according to a schedule, and making sure to adjust each dose to their weight so they can tolerate it.

I still can't believe people would voluntarily ingest this stuff!

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Aug 17 '22

We’re going to hear this crap for years.

“I broke my toe celebrating New Year 2050.”

“Did you get the COVID-19 vaccine?”

“No. I wasn’t born then.”

“Then it’s probably due to virus shedding. That really happens. I read that on a tweet I made up.”

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

Sure is. I’m still bleeding every damned morning. /s

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Sure is. I’m still bleeding every damned morning. /s

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

Or it could be all these pepperoncinis I’m scarfing down with my adult beverages. 💁‍♀️

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

There are many paths to the same destination.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

I do love my Greek peppers, even if my stomach doesn’t. Gah.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

I hope your path does not lead you to a GI doc.

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u/HellblazerPrime Aug 17 '22

"Did you take a covid vaccine?"

"No"

"I thought that may be the problem"

You're more right than you're capable of understanding, MAGA-chud, just... not the way you meant. The fact that she didn't get the vaccine is actually precisely what the problem is.

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u/machu12 Go Give One Aug 17 '22

I naively read that as the friend saying that the reason she kept having issues was because she didn’t get vaccinated. But sadly, your interpretation is much more likely. No redemption awards today!

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u/mmps901 Hunter Biden's Deep State Nanobot Aug 17 '22

Still no 5G but the rectal bleeding makes up for it

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 17 '22

But mah HIPAA!

Sigh. These fuckin' morons.

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u/Acrobatic-Mud-6293 Aug 17 '22

I’m a liiiiitle disappointed to not be able to see the meth/post meth pics :(

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

You and me both!

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u/elisakiss Oxygen Addict Aug 17 '22

Prolly TMI but after 4 shots, I am not pooping blood.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 17 '22

Nor am I.

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u/MattCurz83 Aug 17 '22

Me neither. I am pooping though.. Sometimes once a day, sometimes twice a day!! It's from the jab isn't it?? Send prayers!

/s

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Aug 17 '22

She's also pregnant. You can tell from her postings because she has no periods.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Thanks! I snort-laughed so hard I scared the cat!

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u/Lord_Mormont J&J One-And-Done Aug 17 '22

And run-on diarrhea

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 17 '22

Ha ha ha!

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u/StupidizeMe It's like, tubular... Bag your face! Aug 17 '22

"Meth use, including the use of crystal meth, can lead to greater susceptibility to serious complications from COVID-19. Its use leads to a weakened respiratory system and conditions like COPD, asthma, and cardiovascular complications."

"The same co-occurring conditions are known to have caused worse outcomes in patients with earlier coronaviruses, such as severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) and Middle East respiratory syndrome (MERS)."

"Meth also raises users’ risk of fatality from COVID-19 for another reason: It compromises the body’s immune system by significantly reducing the function of immune cells that can fight off viruses and pathogens. This immune system compromise leaves the body more vulnerable to viruses and other infections and reduces the chance of recovery from disease."

https://www.harrishousestl.org/methamphetamine-users-are-at-high-risk-of-death-from-covid-19/

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Well darn! And she seems so sweet!

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u/SunshineOnStimulants Jabs on the first date Aug 17 '22

Just hypothetically is it still a risk once you’ve stopped using methamphetamine? And if you’ve gotten vaccinated? Asking for a friend.

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u/MattCurz83 Aug 17 '22

I think the increased risk is mainly for active users.

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Aug 17 '22

Her: Vaccines?! Oh my God, I would never!

Also her: So today I'm 11 years clean off of meth...

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u/NMVPCP Go Give One Aug 17 '22

Meth has been clinically tested. The covid vaccines were rushed and are experimental. /s

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u/Analthumbsucker Aug 17 '22

Meth use is a reoccurring theme in the T cult. From Mr Pillow to this chick, "Thank God I recovered!" Not without some serious brain damage you didn't.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Meth use is a reoccurring theme in the T cult.

At least meth users have an excuse for it.

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u/donuts4lunch Fox has killer ratings Aug 17 '22

Plus DJT Jr is always high on something.

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Aug 17 '22

Also Roseanne Boyland. Ms. Boyland was found trampled at the insurrection despite holding a flag with very clear instructions to the contrary. The initial assumption was she had suffered an incredibly ironic death. It was not until the medical examiner did an autopsy that we found she actually died of an acute meth overdose, which somehow only makes it that much more on brand.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 Aug 17 '22

Not without some serious brain damage you didn't.

Are you sure the brain damage wasn't a preexisting condition?

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u/donnabreve1 They're vaccinating the corn! 🌽🌽 Aug 17 '22

Question: When the hungry leopards devour a meth soaked victim, do they get high? Are they at risk of meth addiction???

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u/MattCurz83 Aug 17 '22

It is the ignorant redneck drug of choice, bound to be some significant overlap.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 18 '22

It's a recurring theme in white rural racists, partially thanks to one of their own parasites conspiring with certain companies to publicize 'antipain' highly addictive meds to a certain kind of housewife in the 2000's through a network of doctors.

Guess what happens when you get too poor for the high quality stuff.

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u/leamanc Aug 17 '22

Here getting checked out been getting dizzy and passing out

Yet still finding the time to post the whole saga to Facebook. Gotta love her willingness to document the saga of her and her family for our enjoyment.

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u/meta_perspective Aug 17 '22

And my goodness, the grammar and run-on sentences!

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

the grammar and run-on sentences!

Those lead me to suspect her meth use was a bit more recent.....

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u/MasterEyeRoller Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

Nope. Just stoopid.

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u/MattCurz83 Aug 17 '22

And of course.. "prayers!!"

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u/AbbreviationsDue7794 Aug 17 '22

STENTS for the love of god the word is STENTS

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Also through, not threw.

The worst side effect of vaccines is...........grammar.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

Three times. Three fucking times. If you keep playing Russian roulette sooner or later the chamber contains a bullet, yes? Assuming she makes it through the third time, which is a BIG assumption, she is almost guaranteed a shortened life span filled with innumerable health problems, each of which could easily ace her.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

She made that decision years ago, when she started meth.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

I don’t disagree with you; it’s just that one would think that someone with her history would be hyper-aware of the damage done and unwilling to play a losing game. I like to think and hope that people can overcome their addictions.

Clearly that isn’t the case here.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Eh. Some addicts end up that way because they make shitty decisions almost all the time, not just about drugs. Sobering up just means they make shitty decisions while sober.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 17 '22

True enough.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Sad but true. Decision making is pattern, for everyone. It's easier to see the pattern in other people's lives, and much harder to see in your own.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

She managed to quit, but it must have done some damage that couldn't be reversed.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Just like all that covid organ damage.

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u/unknowninvisible15 Let that Zinc in Aug 17 '22

It boggles my mind that so many folks think the consequences start and end with death. There are fates worse than death, imagine what it's like to live like this for the rest of your life.

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u/lefthandedbot 🐑Marked like a Beast🐑 Aug 17 '22

No Covid vaccine? I thought that might be the problem too.

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u/Electrical_Life_5083 Aug 17 '22

Right?! Because we all know only the vaccine will cause this, not getting covid three times!

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u/Brokenspokes68 From Shitpost to Compost Aug 17 '22

I really feel for her having to go "threw" all of this.

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u/DokterSack Aug 17 '22

All those hospital resources down the drain...

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u/steelhips Aug 17 '22

While I'm trying to persuade and educate US citizens about the urgent need for a universal health care system, even I would have a problem footing the monumental hospital bill for this moron and her equally stupid family. They will never be able to cover their hospital bill. The debt will die with them and there will be no gratitude to the US taxpayers.

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u/Paula_Polestark ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! Aug 17 '22

Of course not. All their gratitude is to White Jesus and Agent Orange.

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u/MasterEyeRoller Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

They will never be able to cover their hospital bill. The debt will die with them and there will be no gratitude to the US taxpayers.

You're being far too kind.

Not only will there be no gratitude, there will be blind hatred towards all the 'libruls' who believe that everyone has a right to receive healthcare - regardless of their economic standing.

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u/steelhips Aug 17 '22

Thanks. If I lived in the US, uninsured or underinsured, my meds would cost US$6000 per month. I'm Australian so I pay (converted) US$5 per month. It's a stark argument. But everything "soshalizzed" is evil according to these idiots.

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u/LM0821 Aug 17 '22

As a Canadian, this has been a bitter pill to swallow - ignorant rednecks who won't get vaccinated but run to the hospital for the slightest issue. They don't trust the doctors or science, but sure don't mind 'free' Healthcare when they can't breathe from Covid Pneumonia.

That being said, our vaccination rates are fairly high because most of us recognize that our tax dollars are funding the whole shebang.

Can't believe she has the gall to set up change jars to fund their stupidity.

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u/DocPeacock Hi, table for two, please Aug 17 '22

Gotta get expensive to go to the ER once a month.

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Aug 17 '22

What a hard life she has made for herself.

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u/ur_sine_nomine Team Mix & Match Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

3 lap on her broom flying over powderly i see her coming over every time i drink that stuff

Is that

  • posting while drunk
  • posting while on meth relapse
  • Eboeard game gom, 2022 version?

Also, I like the map redactions, which look like SARS-CoV-2 virions forming an attacking phalanx 🐆 🐆 🐆

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22 Evil Cackle

Looks like her eboeard gam is indeed gone, as per slide 9.

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u/Libflake Aug 17 '22

"3 lap on her broom flying over powderly ..." is actually very poetic.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 17 '22

Her heart isn't working too well so her oxygen might indeed be causing some 'more permanent side effects'.

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u/KrampyDoo Crossing the Vent Horizon Aug 17 '22 Wholesome

This whole thing is [sic] fyi…

Prayers for me please at the Er getting checked out had some diarrhea this morning came out like water when I wiped it was blood and there was all kind in the toilet my belly and back hurt so much hopefully they can figure it out [probably shit emoji here if there was any goddamn justice in the world]

Can we just get this doink some METH because they’re deteriorating - very grossly - and being fucking stupid about everything anyway.

Jesus Christ the buckle up warning was spot on necessary here. Just…goddam…just a giant multiple-posts-a-day tirade of awful floppy stinky dumb sadness OH OH OH and also too as well:

How do the doctors know these weirdos get “better” because the only difference between seeing them “sick” as opposed to (ALLEGEDLY) “healthy” is pajamas.

Bonus Weirdness: I kinda wanna hi-five the people sending “hug” emojis on the VERY DETAILED DIARRHEA DILEMMA.

“Hey Mooommmm!!! GrandMETHer has the butt waters again!”

“Ok thanks honey, yeah she throws her back out if she shits too hard. Try to just send prayers and don’t breathe through your nose when we visit her later…and try not to pull her hair out anymore.”

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u/ThomasinAustin Aug 17 '22

Definitely don’t breathe through your nose around her. GI bleeds are the worst smell in the world.

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u/Paula_Polestark ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! Aug 17 '22

Worse then period diarrhea?

Not being sarcastic at all. I don’t want to be a doctor any more, but there are still a lot of things about the human body that amaze me and my morbid curiosity.

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u/filthyheartbadger 🐴Ivermectin Teabag☕️ Aug 17 '22

Oh honey. It’s a truly awful smell. Right up in the top 3 for me.

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u/Paula_Polestark ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! Aug 17 '22

I believe you!

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u/ThomasinAustin Aug 17 '22

Retired RN here, it’s a vile smell

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 17 '22

Your comment is EPIC, take my free wholesome award. That GrandMETHer dialog 🤣

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u/Plenty-Picture-9445 Aug 17 '22

I can't believe how many prayers and prayers up I read there, makes me want to bash my head on a wall. The meth kicking in at the end was hilarious. At that point where you have had covid 3 times and your body is destroyed unlikely to recover is there any point to get a vaccine anymore?

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u/steelhips Aug 17 '22

I think that response is as automatic as you and me saying "hello". They swap one addiction for another. If someone needs fairy stories to get off meth, fine. It's the hypocrisy, noise and rampant christan nationalism that crosses the line.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

Difference between dying in 3-6 months and dying in 1 to 2 years i bet.

This woman if compared to her teenager self back in the 1990's or whatever is already braindead probably. Damn.

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u/lucichameleon Survival? Neigh! 🐴 Aug 17 '22

30% ejection fraction? Along with everything else? Yeah, she’s toast.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 17 '22

ejection fraction

Finally googled it and damn, it's about the heart only pumping 30% efficiently. This woman is necrosis bound, if she doesn't die quicker than that.

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u/Connect_Amount_5978 Aug 17 '22

30% is nothing. My bar is so low these days 😂 4% was the worst I dealt with

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u/JavaSuck Severe Acute Reddit Syndrome Aug 17 '22

they are giving him blood thinners threw a shot in his belly

BuT dOeS hE kNoW wHaT'S iN iT ?!?

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u/BethMD Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

Rats. Wrong Marjorie.

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u/EelgrassKelp Aug 17 '22

Heart damage from the meth, but doesn't understand that. Has a house car and job, but needs go fund me, and doesn't understand that with her health and debts she doesn't really have a house car and job.

Loses her hair to covid, doesn't understand that. If she lives she will be a caretaker or be caretaken the rest of her life. Some friend answers her with a hallucination, and neither of them can tell the difference. Sigh. She could have used plain straightforward, clear, repeated information about covid. I'm holding someone/s responsible for that. She should too.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

Even the prayer warriors are beginning to sound a bit exhausted. Tersely typing "prayers" while thinking "What, again? This is the 8th time this month."

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u/HeWritesALine Aug 17 '22

What on earth is that commenter yapping about jim beam and witches talking about? Besides jb and witches, of course.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 17 '22

So she was using meth for over a decade and it wasn't so bad that she couldn't continue taking it, but COVID fucked her up in just a year.

Lesson learned: COVID is worse for you than using meth.

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u/Hot_Lengthiness_3057 Aug 17 '22

“Did you get the vaccine?” “No.” “Oh thank god.” 🤦‍♂️

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Aug 17 '22

I'm sure Covid: The Fourthening will be the answer to all her problems.

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u/SleepyVizsla 📚 HCA Archivist 📖 Aug 17 '22

Thank you for making me laugh out loud at my desk.

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Aug 17 '22

Haha, you're welcome! If you do indeed have a sleepy vizsla, give it a snuggle for me! :)

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u/unbotoxable Vaccinated & oxygenated Aug 17 '22

Hm. A meth addict making terrible, dangerous decisions. Shocking.

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u/TwistedBlister Aug 17 '22

Please pray to the God that gave us COVID in the first place"

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u/En4cr Aug 17 '22

You just can't reason with stupid and this one, even though she's suffered like a dog, seems to take the cake.

Mind blowing that she's got the resolve to quit meth but not to get a shot.

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u/GeorgeanneRNMN Aug 17 '22

No issues getting a blood thinner injection (“threw” her stomach) but won’t get a vaccine.

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u/Ande64 Aug 17 '22

I LOVED the person who asked if they took the covid vaccination because they were going to try to blame all these issues ON the vaccine. Forget that all of these person's problems are because she DIDN'T get the vaccination.

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u/mmps901 Hunter Biden's Deep State Nanobot Aug 17 '22

I like to think that friend was being sarcastic

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 17 '22

The idiots bleating "Don't get the clot shot!" totally ignore the fact that the risk of clots is higher if you get covid than it is with the vaccine. And for longer.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 17 '22

Has a heart condition requiring medication and the possibility of needing a stent? Has an ejection fraction of only 30%? So of course she refuses to get vaxxed. No pre-existing conditions there, right?

My mind is boggled.

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u/redvariation Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ Aug 17 '22

Democracy only works if the voting population is somewhat educated.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 17 '22

Which is why the wingers are trying to destroy education.

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u/steelhips Aug 17 '22

Try? I think they achieved that dream during Reagan. Notice so many of these idiots are Gen X - now aged between 41 to 56. They took the brunt of the massive funding cuts in the 80s while they were still in school. That's the problem cutting education. Seeing the ramifications "coming home to roost" enmasse is not apparent or obvious until a disaster like Trump or their response to a pandemic.

I'm also a Gen X - it's embarrassing. We're not all dipshits.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Democracy only works if the voting population is somewhat educated.

Well, she is "somewhat" educated; of course, so is a toddler in his first "big boy" underpants.

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u/BigOmet Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

She still hasn't learned anything regarding using punctuations nor Covid.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

She hasn't learned anything since 2nd grade.

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Aug 17 '22

Slide #18: Waaaaay too much information. NSFB (not safe for breakfast).

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u/Miichl80 King of jazz hands 👐 Aug 17 '22

It takes a special person to be proud that they will never be able to play with their grandkids for the sake of Trumps ego.

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u/among_apes Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

My wife went to the eye doctor for a routine check up and when they checked her in they asked her if she had the Covid vaccine. She said that she had thinking that they were asking in a positive way. Then the nurse grilled her about how her eyesight had been doing since the Covid vaccine. My wife said fine And then they said oh because we’re trying to determine whether people are getting problems with their vision based on them getting the Covid vaccine. She’s been pretty sure all along that the practice is run by some pretty staunch right wingers. I swear some of these practices have right wing doctors who are just looking to fulfill their skepticism on the vaccine.

Coming back home I was bewildered thinking to myself there was no questions whatsoever as to any covid infection and what detrimental effect that might have on her body. It was all about trying to fulfill some speculation about the vaccine.

You can see in that second to last post that same sentiment is pervasive. Statistically the reality is that Covid messes people up at an exponentially higher rate than any negative effects from the vaccine.

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u/mmps901 Hunter Biden's Deep State Nanobot Aug 17 '22

I was talking with a doctor recently who seemed to be going a similar way. Said something sarcastically like “they gave us a vaccine super fast and that ‘fixed’ everything.” I just said, yeah thankfully they’d been studying the technology for 20 years and it was quickly available then changed the subject

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 17 '22

because we’re trying to determine whether people are getting problems with her vision based on them getting the Covid vaccine

Sounds like a respectable research methodology for sure. Let's start with confirmation bias and move in. /s

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u/StarSchemaLover Aug 17 '22

Wow. Just wow. Zero lessons learned makes it hard to be supportive of her medical trauma. I do think a lot o people like to say that they had COVID before rapid testing came out but jt was likely just a cold or milder virus. So my guess is she’s had it twice. Nonetheless, it’s ravaged her body. How don’t you learn a lesson from this? How do people ever get through to someone like this that’s helping clog the medical services and tell them to get their 💩 together and stop ruining their body?

I think Rand Paul and any Senator who heavily espoused “natural immunity” should be sued by the families of people who died with their second round of COVID, under the fraudulent belief these people pedaled that natural immunity was the way to go.

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u/GrittyFred Aug 17 '22

ngl I got excited for a second when you said Marjorie.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 17 '22

Slide 5: Used bike for sale real soon now.

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u/bathandredwine Aug 17 '22

Motorcycle and goatee, check and check,

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u/nerdowellinever Aug 17 '22

‘Prayers please’ start most of her posts

Just take the vaccine you dumb b*tch

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u/mmps901 Hunter Biden's Deep State Nanobot Aug 17 '22

So glad my tax dollars are likely paying for all these hospital visits for these folks. I wonder if husband still looks like grim death. Slides 2 and 5 were jarring. Welp, I bet they’re glad they didn’t get the fauci ouchie. Just imagine how much worse off they could be! /s

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u/Justtakeitaway Aug 17 '22

The fucking gofund me and begging for change drives me fucking nuts. These are people who most likely voted against people who would have fought so they wouldnt need to pay out the ass for medical treatment. They would bang the drum about how medical care for all is an awful idea and then end up begging for money when they get sick.

Boggles my mind.

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u/Helldozer5000 Aug 17 '22

I like the picture where his mouth is agape, that look really matches his mouthbreathing personality. You can almost hear the drool dribbling down his chin.

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u/mmio60 Aug 17 '22

Murica!

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u/nutzareus Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

Was not disappointed when I got to the final slide. I usually quick swipe through the middle slides now because it’s just mind numbing mental gymnastics with these dolts.

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u/TapesNStuff Aug 17 '22

Some of these Cain award winners also make a good argument for Medicare for all, or a single payer system.

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u/Feeder_Of_Birds CORVID-19 is no joke Aug 17 '22

Which they will vote against, every single time, because a brown person somewhere might benefit for it. We can always count on them to vote against their own interests, every single time

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u/NurseNess Aug 17 '22

But how is her husband? Did he make it? Was he ‘baby’ she kept referring to?

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 17 '22

the husband made it so far but he's pretty fucked up as well...

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 17 '22

Yeah it sounded like the virus affected his pancreas as well.

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u/jdsch Crtl-Alt-Smite Aug 17 '22

Is he capable of riding his motorcycle? Because if not, that motorcycle should be sold.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 17 '22

it will have to be sold to pay for the hospitals bills anyway

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u/NMVPCP Go Give One Aug 17 '22

Kudos for the meme at the end. Those people don’t learn.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 17 '22

I knew you guys would like it :-)

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u/TheMost_ut I can’t believe it’s not lung butter 🧈 Aug 17 '22

It was torture for me get threw that. I almost through up!

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 17 '22

Re: your title:

Betteridge's Law of Headlines: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

😏

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u/matrix636 Aug 17 '22

I see so many “prayers” if that isn’t proof that praying doesn’t work I don’ know what is.

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u/renojacksonchesthair Aug 17 '22

Final slide sums up my thoughts.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 17 '22

glad you liked it

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u/2SticksPureRage Aug 17 '22

Bless this woman and her efforts to spell correctly. Prayers she will figure it out one day.

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u/ShybK Aug 17 '22

Good thing they're praying

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u/SaiyaJedi Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

She may have been clean for a decade, but she still writes like she’s on meth.

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u/Kutas88 Aug 17 '22

Acording to the Institue of Oxymoron, 140 Million people which were vaccinated died from blood clots. It is recommended to always carry a gun instead of a mask, to be able to shoot the germs before they can infect more people.

But jokes aside.

I have a question. When they think vaccines make blood clots, and they are not vaccinated. But they say that "god is my vaccine". Does it mean that she got this blood clot from god?

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u/Critical-Rabbit Aug 17 '22

But at least she's made it to 11 years clean from METH... I mean - won't get vaccinated but...

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u/IHaveABigDuvet Aug 17 '22

She needs to eat a freaking banana ffs.

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u/Zendarrroni Aug 17 '22

All I hear when I read all this was, “God wills it!”(as sung in unison by the French priests in Kingdom of Heaven)

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u/CarriageOfSelfRegret Aug 17 '22

At this point my only response is “what a waste of resources”.

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u/Extra_Advance_477 Aug 17 '22

Ahhhh yes, prayers

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u/Visible-Secretary121 Aug 17 '22

I have so many questions about these prayers people keep asking for....

Big prayers Hard prayers Prayers up Targeted prayers Prayer quantities Prayer locations Prayers vocalized vs typed vs silent vs sung Prayer shelf lives Prayer time zones

It all seems so confusing....perhaps taking a free shot is too overwhelming.

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u/IDreamOfSailing Aug 17 '22

On the positive side, she's 11 years clean from meth, so she's got that going for her, which is nice.

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u/Competitive_Cuddling Aug 17 '22

Drake meme:

COVID vaccine? ✖️

Meth? ✔️

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u/Long_Opportunity_768 Aug 17 '22

Wtf did I just read??? This stupid fucking country.

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u/pthomas745 Aug 17 '22

De Nile is not just a river in Egypt.

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u/VictorPedroNamura Aug 17 '22

Its too late for this one. Thats a wrap. Hmm wrap. Chicken wraps for dinner?

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u/maireza Aug 17 '22

#6:

Go Jar Me :S

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u/Listlessyoungold Aug 17 '22

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY NO PERIODS.

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u/Such-Wrongdoer-2198 Aug 17 '22

For some reason the overdose of disease-ridden, bloated, white people set off my DeTrumpify browser extension, and I had to click each pic to transform the adorable kitten into an idiot's facebook page.

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u/Amony86 Aug 17 '22

Prayers

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u/222KFT Aug 17 '22

Stop HIPAA’ing yourself! Stop HIPAA’ing yourself! Stop HIPAA’ing yourself!

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Aug 17 '22

OMG!!! These numpties are just breath-takingly stupid!!! I guess she's hoping to be taken out by suicide-by-covid but Covid is just playing with her like a kitten with a new toy.

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u/Thehardwayalltheway Aug 17 '22

I trust blood thinners, stents and meth synthesized by non-scientists but draw the line at a vaccine