r/HermanCainAward Go Give One Aug 17 '22 All-Seeing Upvote 1 hehehehe 1

Ohio Man had nine lives, and after meming about it for 2 years covid took the last one. His wife stands for his medical freedom though. Awarded

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 17 '22

OMG Slide 14, the wife is seriously demented as well...

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u/Dodger8686 The death cult is real Aug 17 '22

Slide 15 gets even better.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 17 '22

I'll pretend he's alive. He can pretend - oh wait, he's dead.

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u/MudLOA Aug 17 '22

Let’s see how long the wife fare with this medical freedom.

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u/PlaneStill6 Aug 17 '22

Wait til she sees the medical bills.

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u/WaldoJeffers65 Aug 18 '22

I'm really surprised that the last slide wasn't a GoFundMe link

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Personal Freedom Expert Aug 17 '22

Chef's kiss, Bugs. Chef's kiss.

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u/stack_of_ghosts Aug 17 '22

Tis merely a flesh wound!

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u/Cowicide Aug 17 '22

I laughed too hard at that. But, I laugh instead of chuckling.

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Aug 17 '22

I could be persuaded to support that slide.

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Aug 17 '22

Nah. They're ignoring the warning labels anyways. I say leave 'em on to help those smart enough to read them.

"Reading is for losers!" Yes. Yes Cletus it is. Carry on 'winning' my brother and do us all a favour.

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u/stack_of_ghosts Aug 17 '22

Reading is InDoCtRiNaTiOn!!

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u/spicytrashpanda Aug 18 '22

Self-awareness should kick in with that last slide but I remember these morons can't process critical thinking.

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u/ShadedKnight Go Give One Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

I left off a lot of the weird stuff too because there were like 10 update posts with similar things on them and it was just too much.

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u/Affectionate-Room359 Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

You got it all wrong: One more time the Libs were owned.

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u/Cheapassdad Aug 17 '22

After those medical bills, they might need a payday loan to rent or lease the libs.

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Aug 17 '22

I'm dying

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u/Boatmasterflash Aug 17 '22

I feel owned :(

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 17 '22

IKR, sounds like it was a last fit of agony and despair before it all went dark.

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u/thund3rcl33z Master COVID Politicizer Aug 17 '22 Starry

It's true, the sudden realization that one has devoted their entire meaningless existence to a series of irrelevant, stupid, and nonsensical ideas does hit pretty hard when the lights to dim forever. I wonder if his wife / nurse / mother / whatever will take any lesson from this experience.

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Aug 18 '22

Don’t count on it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Candymanshook Aug 17 '22

“Opened his eyes to see his family”.

Nah bitch he opened his eyes because he was literally suffocating.

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u/jchray We are all swimming in the Corporate Goo Aug 17 '22

She literally said "he opened his eyes widely"

Better if he had died in his sleep but no he felt all of it and he was scared.

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u/filthyheartbadger 🐴Ivermectin Teabag☕️ Aug 18 '22

I gotta say, having been with I don’t know how many (over a hundred, no idea after that) dying people in a long health care career, I’ve seen a lot of odd things happen. My opinion is that as the relatively unsedated brain begins to sense the body is dying, slow hypoxia gives a kind of grace and even pleasant hallucinations. I never saw anybody struggle or act afraid as long as their pain was controlled. People often talked to long dead loved ones or seemed to see something that they very much wanted. My own father, dying at home, appeared to see something wonderful which he reached out towards but was unable to describe. We all thought maybe he saw the woman who raised him taking one of her famous pies out of the oven.

So who knows. Nobody ever comes back to tell us. But the wife’s description is totally similar to things I have seen. She is free to use that as she wishes, like we did.

And also, totally screw their stupid choices that led to his totally unnecessary death that took up untold resources, and her shitposting other people to go do it too. She can eat shit.

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u/Candymanshook Aug 18 '22

I hear what you’re saying but at the same time I saw my grandpa die in September 2018 at home. He was withering away for weeks and we were alternating on “death watch” to make sure someone would be there when he passed.

Despite being on pain meds from his nurse I distinctly remember him projectile vomiting bile and fluid, then starting to cough, he took one deep breath, exhaled, went to take another one but looked like he couldn’t. His eyes went wide in terror and then you could almost see the life melt away.

If he got pleasant hallucinations it was certainly after that last bit because what stuck with me in that moment is that despite being a 92 year old man who had been widowed for a decade and had no living contacts his own age, openly discussing how he was ready to go, when the bell tolled there was terror and desperation to live no matter how short lived. I guess if you’re completely sedated it’s different.

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u/filthyheartbadger 🐴Ivermectin Teabag☕️ Aug 18 '22

I’m so sorry you and your grandpa went though that. That sounds awful. Having symptoms outstrip the efforts to relieve them is every caregiver’s nightmare. I know there are definitely exceptions and I probably should have phrased things more like, in the vast majority of cases, in ideal circumstances (which isn’t always possible). Please accept the condolences of an internet stranger.

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u/Candymanshook Aug 18 '22

No worries, its probably very hard for an at-home nurse to manage that with a very old but alert person with a heart of a spartan. It was certainly sad but honestly the guy worked in uranium mines for years, had multiple forms of cancer for 20+ years and was pretty lonely for the last stretch of his life so there was almost relief in his passing at the end, not to mention regardless of pain, it’s got to be one of the best possible deaths to have a daughter holding each of your hands and telling you they love you as you slip away in the home you owned for 50 years.

And in a selfish way perhaps im happy he went when he did as I can’t imagine how hard COVID isolation would have been on him not to mention the virus could have easily taken him and we would have had to do a zoom goodbye to someone on a vent like so many millions had to.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22 Helpful

“Opened his eyes to see his family”.

Then he thought, "yeah, fuck these guys, I'm out."

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u/Hefty-Condition-5209 Aug 17 '22

In a perfect world these simple people would have access to federally regulated unbiased platforms to help educate and safeguard. All other avenues of misinformation would be held legally accountable or shuttered. Unfortunately the world is not perfect and corporations along with government continue to use humans and as their personal meat shield bank accounts with a complete disregard for their actions.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 17 '22

In a perfect world these simple people would have access to federally regulated unbiased platforms to help educate and safeguard.

Like so many members of the MAGA Treason CULT, these people needed help from a team of mental health professionals. Basic medical attention was never going to solve their inability to determine reality from an alt-Right Fever Dream.

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u/logmech Aug 17 '22

At least she took/got treatment early enough. (Paxlovid)

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u/soapy_margarita Aug 17 '22

I wonder if she 'did her research' on Paxlovid or any of the treatments her husband received?

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u/Syfer-Warsace Aug 17 '22

“watching someone or something up above”

Yeah, he was suffocating to death. It wasn’t god, there’s not much to look at before you eat shit and die.

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u/TheMost_ut Team Mix & Match Aug 17 '22

Shit, what a fucking nutjob....

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u/Ipayforsex69 Likes plants, not people Aug 17 '22

birds of a feather

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Aug 17 '22

I agree with them that it's good to "let stupidity work itself out of the gene pool." Too bad he doesn't have 9 lives to brag about anymore. And it's "who," not "whom," not that that matters anymore, either.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 17 '22

Quite.

I was also struck by the fact that the only time one of these idiots used "whom" it was incorrect.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

But I bet she considers herself smart and well spoken.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 17 '22

But I bet she considers herself smart and well spoken.

No doubt one of the members of the audience who applauded when Marjorie Taylor Green railed against the use of Solar Power because she didn't want to be forced to go to bed when the sun went down.

YES FOLKS! MTG actually said that in public, and the MAGA Morons in the audience loudly applauded! We are dealing with a very special kind of stupid here. And at levels we have not seen before in the history of human society.

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u/CrazyMarlee Aug 17 '22 Wholesome

Not true. It's only more visible now, because Trump made it socially acceptable to be dumb.

As Steven Erikson wrote in "God is Not Willing"

"Stupidity, lad, will defeat every god, crush every dream, topple every empire. Because, in the end, stupid people outnumber smart people. If that wasn't true, we wouldn't suffer over and over again, through generation after generation and on for ever.”

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u/TheMost_ut Team Mix & Match Aug 17 '22

I get the feeling that is the case here. All that pretentious drivel and rot shows that she's trying to be "expressive" and meaningful because she tossed in a word-salad of cliches.

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u/lucymx16 Team Mudblood 🩸 Aug 17 '22

Everyone is the hero of their own story.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 17 '22

It wouldn't surprise me.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

She also considers herself rational, and capable of making good decisions.

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u/SekritSawce Aug 17 '22

Sadly most of these idiots die after they reproduce!

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Aug 17 '22

The big flaw in natural selection.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 17 '22 Eureka!

RWNJ promote social Drawinism and rugged individualism and self reliance, little realizing they will be the first casualties and that every major human accomplishment in history has been by teams.

Even what are promoted as the most solitary of historical figures, actually had a team working with or for them.

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u/xovrit 🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑 Aug 17 '22

Love a story with a happy ending.

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u/mojohand2 Aug 17 '22

Don't we all.

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u/M4A1STAKESAUCE Urine God’s hands 🙌 Aug 17 '22

My schadenfreude is getting reinvigorated by people thinking they're on the right side of the gene pool and then biting the dust.

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u/Immediate-Ruin2464 COVID IS NO JOKE Aug 17 '22

Right? Is “died from a disease more than two years after a vaccine was developed for it and made widely and freely available” a sign that he was from the smart end of the gene pool? Rip lol

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u/Kaexii Aug 17 '22

*1 year

I know, time got all funky the last 5 years. But the vaccine came out for the general adult public in Spring 2021.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 17 '22

Shhh, don't tell them.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 17 '22

Meh, they aren't listening anyway.

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u/dances_with_cougars Aug 17 '22

That crack about the gene pool at the end was a sick burn on her husband. I have nothing to add to that.

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u/Pangolin27 Aug 17 '22

I think it’s a special talent reserved for the most stupid, to not know the extent of their own stupidity but rather to think of themselves as smarter than most.

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u/pitbutter Aug 17 '22

And a "nurse." Maybe eventually we can dissect these people's brains upon autopsy and find out how much lead was in there.

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u/lucymx16 Team Mudblood 🩸 Aug 17 '22

“Nurse” in that she put bandaids on his boo-boos, also refilled his coffee.

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u/jdsch Crtl-Alt-Smite Aug 17 '22

Seriously. It makes me wonder if we are seeing the long-term effects of leaded gasoline.

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u/JJohnston015 Aug 18 '22

I actually hope so - because that would mean there's hope.

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u/jdsch Crtl-Alt-Smite Aug 18 '22

Yes, we only have 40 more years to go before the everyone damaged by leaded gasoline is dead.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 17 '22

How to go from internet badass to ICU bed ass in a few easy steps:

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 17 '22

"Follow me for more tips!"

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 17 '22 Giggle

"That one weird trick liberals don't want you to know!"

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u/BisquickNinja Gabba-ghoul Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

This is just insanity and, unfortunately, pretty common.

I have to say, when I got covid and people asked if I have the shot, I told them I had all the shots. They would hem and holler and rage that the shot did nothing. I'm older and diabetic... I am under no illusions that covid would have probably killed me.

Except, this sickness was just bad and unpleasant... 10 days resting and I am almost back to normal. I am not disabled, nor am I dying, just thankful.

Although I do have around 2k in medical debt for it... thats more of a testament to the American Healthcare system.

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u/ObviousAirline Aug 17 '22

DAMNIT PEOPLE HER VIKING DIED!! Show some respect!!

“Shed mortal coil?” Who the fuck writes that in a Facebook post. This isn’t a high school fiction essay.

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u/Sharkteeth127 Aug 17 '22

DAMNIT PEOPLE HER VIKING DIED!! Show some respect!!

According to the old Viking myths and beliefs, he wouldn't even go to Valhalla, but to the underworld Hel, because he didn't die in battle, fighting with courage and honour.

He died in a bed, of a preventable illness, so *no feasting on Odin's table, loser!*

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

Hopefully she didn't try to give him a Viking funeral by setting fire to the hospital bed.

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u/tomdurk Aug 17 '22

He surrendered to COVID two years before

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u/NaturalFaux Aug 17 '22

Now I'm honestly wondering if dying fighting an illness or dying during childbirth was acceptable for Norse gods. IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE AZTEC GODS DAMMIT

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u/Sharkteeth127 Aug 17 '22

Now I'm honestly wondering if dying fighting an illness or dying during childbirth was acceptable for Norse gods.

To the best of my knowledge, no.

Not even dying in battle was a guaranteed place mat at Odin's table - you had to die while fighting so bravely and courageous that even your fellow Vikings - and the gods - had to be impressed by your bravery.

The other battle dead were presumably picked up by Freya, and lived in Fólkvangr, and the ones who did not die with glory (in a battle) went to live with Hel. Then there is Náströnd, some especially dark place at the outer rims of Hel, where the bad bois were sent: murderers, rapists, oath breakers - people who even in the violence-prone world of the Vikings were regarded as scum.

Women had access to Fólkvangr or even Valhalla - if they died in battle, and again, where they ended up depended on how impressively brave they fought before death.

Note: that is a very simplistic and 'logical' version - in reality there were many different flavours, and big differences. Just imagine the difference between Southern Baptist, Unitarian, and old-school Roman Catholic, only in Scandinavian, and without internet.

Note 2: The improbability of ending up at Odin's table, and the contempt for everybody else bar the absolute warrior elite was what opened the doors to Christianity, because that promised an afterlife for women, children, slaves, and non-elite-warriors in less violent times.

Disclaimer: I am not a Norse mythology scholar or similar. I am just a layperson.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 17 '22

“Shed mortal coil?” Who the fuck writes that in a Facebook post.

Honestly, it's better than "completely healed by the blood of Jesus."

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u/Libflake Aug 17 '22

Nor is it a recap of the infamous dead parrot sketch.

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u/reindeerflot1lla Aug 17 '22

Her biker viking is no more! He has ceased to be!

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Aug 17 '22

He might have been a Norwegian Blue as his breathing packed up.

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u/chaimsteinLp Aug 17 '22

He's not dead. He's pining for the fjords.

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u/Libflake Aug 17 '22

Well, he is a Viking, after all. Was, I mean.

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u/Mathlete86 Aug 17 '22

But don't you get it yet? /s

Fucking hell, I cannot stand the stupid phrases they use after they spew complete nonsense like they made a sound and logical point.

"Don't you get it?" "Are you paying attention yet?" "Can I get an amen?"

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Aug 17 '22

What world do these people live in where "the government" is constantly hovering and breath(e)ing down their neck? I lived in DC for 32 years, and didn't feel that way. Now I live 2000 miles away from DC and I really don't feel that way.

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 Aug 17 '22

Let that sink in.

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u/TheMost_ut Team Mix & Match Aug 17 '22

and even that she got wrong, unless she was trying to be "arty" and wrote it that way on purpose. She seemed to put a lot of time into writing this dreck/drivel/tripe.

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u/MattGdr Aug 17 '22

That’s the sort of thing that we would say!

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u/logmech Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

Lol, his wife took Paxlovid. So a vaccine from Biontech Pfizer is not ok, but the treatment from the same company is?? I wonder why he doesnt take it, or did he?

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

Maybe he waited too long to get treatment. Early in the pandemic it was noted that more men were dying of it than women. Maybe there was a physical reason, but some men will try to tough it out when they get sick.

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u/hazeldazeI Go Give One Aug 17 '22

you have to start taking it very quickly after the initial infection, I think it's like three days? Most of these folks go the route of denying they're sick and then denying it's COVID until they're having bad symptoms, so by then it's way too late. The wife probably got it from him while taking care of him so got diagnosed in time.

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u/tomdurk Aug 17 '22

Vaccinated trump keeps outliving unvaccinated trump cult members.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

Funny thing, one candidate that I've lurking around was posting "Yay, Trump brought us a vaccine!" prior to December 2020 and from then on it was "Evil Biden wants to force us to take this experimental jab".

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u/reallygoodbee Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

Key tenant of authoritarianism: The Leader and the Party are always right, and the Enemy is always wrong.

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u/overpregnant Death means never having to say you were wrong Aug 17 '22

They are doomsday fetishists

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u/mmps901 Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

The wife stands for medical freedom I see. Welp, made their choice 🤷🏻‍♀️

Additionally, the slide about first responders getting fired. Yeah, remember that Robert LaMay guy who went on fox after filming his quitting over the vaccine? Then he was dead in 4 months from covid? Yeah…

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u/comrade_scott Aug 17 '22

"wild biker and Viking soul"

ie, douchebag.

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u/gmplt Echo Chamber Dick Rubbing Party Aug 17 '22

"Viking soul" - dog whistle for white, very white, and very racist.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

"Viking soul" - dog whistle for white, very white, and very racist.

And very smelly. And very stupid.

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u/comrade_scott Aug 17 '22

Oh, absolutely. very white, violent and racist.

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u/MayflyBaggins Natasha Fatale 🐿️💖 Aug 17 '22

Vikings were a pragmatic & sensible people. This jerk was no Viking.

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u/OldBob10 Aug 17 '22

Another wild biker viking bites the dust. Because when *I* think of wild viking bikers, I think of Middletown, Ohio. 🤪

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u/BroadwayJoeFYVM Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

And guess who can't vote for their cult leader any more?

No pity for the willfully, hatefully ignorant.

No mercy for trumpy traitors.

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u/thewholedamnplanet ✨ Quantum Healer ✨ Aug 17 '22

Blocking bowels to own the libs!

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u/mmio60 Aug 17 '22

Good times

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u/Throwaway4P2 Aug 17 '22

The irony of her happily consuming paxlovid while being anti-vaccine…

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u/nerdowellinever Aug 17 '22

Last pic is a doozy.. got what you wanted.

Be careful what you wish for

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u/KitschenWench Aug 17 '22

"Viking soul"?

Oh shit, was this guy a white-supremacist Odinist?

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u/hexen_vixen Aug 17 '22

I feel so badly for the pagan community that this is often the first and correct assumption.

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u/MorganaHenry Aug 17 '22

I sometimes wonder how many surviving spouses are secretly vaccinated as a cheaper alternative to divorce.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 17 '22

We have a word for that: covidivorced.

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u/ShadedKnight Go Give One Aug 17 '22

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u/DazzlingPoppie Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

He should be given a proper Viking send off

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u/user18298375298759 Aug 17 '22

Moved to the spam folder

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u/Buttery-Bitmap My Sister Died 🥳🎉 Aug 17 '22

Roll for lives: +9

Roll for covid: -9

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 17 '22

Party over oops out of time

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Aug 17 '22

Nein lives.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Aug 17 '22

Guess he missed Sturgis this year.

Looks like another bike will be going up for an estate sale soon

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u/Hot-Mathematician691 Aug 17 '22

Won't take vaccine but will happily take paxlovid. God these people are stupid.

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u/Otto-Erotic Aug 17 '22

You know, everyone talks about getting mad over the correct use of your/you’re and there/their/they’re, but no one ever talks about proper usage of the words breath/breathe. For example, in slide 14, she says her Viking soul took his last breathe. I don’t know why I get so annoyed with it, but it is mildly infuriating.

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u/ZealousidealCurve842 Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

Theiyr're ... that should cover it.

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u/Otto-Erotic Aug 17 '22

You son of a bitch… that was brilliant.

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u/Cognosci Aug 17 '22

Wait til you get to the who/whom part, that's when the blood vessels start a'poppin'.

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u/Otto-Erotic Aug 17 '22

I’ve come to terms with who/whom, oddly enough. Breathe/breathe just gets on my nerves. That, and when people say ‘am’ instead of ‘I’m’.

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u/LM0821 Aug 17 '22

Please allow me to be 'unresponsive' while I grieve - lady you're going to end up unresponsive in a hospital bed if you keep refusing to get vaccinated 🙄

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u/Raucous_Indignation Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW Aug 17 '22

This is nectar for my blackened soul, so very sweet and nourishing.

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u/FeedsCorpsesToPigs In the name of The Oakleys, The Goatee and The Harley Davidson Aug 17 '22

I knew Ted Cruz was a weasle dick, but I didn't know he was pumping out anti-vax memes on his feed. Fuck that dude.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 17 '22 Wholesome

Ted Cruz is Satan's taint.

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u/Faucet860 Aug 17 '22

How old was Ohio man roughly?

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u/ShadedKnight Go Give One Aug 17 '22

Probably around 60 just going by what he posts, hard to tell by his profile.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Mentally, he was about 5.

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u/SaiyaJedi Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

By “Viking soul” I’m guessing they don’t mean he was a medievalist….

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u/ScoopTheOranges Aug 17 '22

These honestly never get old. I got my last booster a year ago and these fools are still dying days after posting a shitty Fauci meme? Dumbasses.

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u/jdsch Crtl-Alt-Smite Aug 17 '22

All these people are living on borrowed time and don't even know it.

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u/elisakiss Oxygen Addict Aug 17 '22

Another Republican voter dead in a swing state. It’s hard to feel bad about this.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 17 '22

How is it possible for someone to get so sick, so often, and still not take covid seriously?

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u/jdsch Crtl-Alt-Smite Aug 17 '22

My guess: brain damage.

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u/moisheah Laughing giraffe 🦒 Aug 17 '22

Deathwish ?🤷‍♀️

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 17 '22

"The Man Who Doesn't Die," did.

Hope all those trips to the ICU were worth your obstinate political stance.

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u/mmio60 Aug 17 '22

On NewsMax he survived!

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u/heatfusions Aug 17 '22

At least there were no side effects from the Covid vaccine shot.

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u/redvariation Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ Aug 17 '22

He believed everything the propaganda machine told his sad, sad little brain.

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u/SplendidPunkinButter Aug 17 '22

But if you’re pretending masks work, wouldn’t that mean you should be wearing one? If you’re just pretending to wear one, then you’re not pretending they work.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

Ooh, that last one really capped off the set nicely.

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u/JNTaylor63 Aug 17 '22

Thier brains have been infected with MAGA and Fox News.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 17 '22

At least he wasn’t conned by the King of disinfo so he had that going for him

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u/gitgudds3 Aug 17 '22

He "...expelled that last breathe...", and then I suppose he got his 'angle' wings?

Wait... This Viking is going to Valhalla. So I guess he gets to hang out with Jane and Heimdall. He's going to be so pissed that Heimdall is black.

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u/famousevan Aug 17 '22

I can’t say much for sure other than he won’t be around on Earth in November.

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u/Perenium_Falcon Quantum Phone sanitizer Aug 17 '22

Let’s play pretend. You can pretend that memes prevent covid and I can pretend you’re still alive.

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u/turdbucket333 Aug 17 '22

I see what you did there at the end OP

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u/scificionado Aug 17 '22

The final slide says it all.

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u/applejack808 Aug 17 '22

Too bad he “expelled that last breathe.”

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u/PetiteLumiere Aug 17 '22

DH should have medical freedom! Also, here’s a bunch of photos of him incapacitated in the hospital!

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u/Such-Wrongdoer-2198 Aug 17 '22

I like how she posts like: yup, back in the ICU, again. Husband going into kidney failure. You know: same-ole same-ole. How are you?

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u/Chasman1965 Aug 17 '22

Not sure I would believe a doctor who doesn't even realize that data is a plural noun. (Slide 11)

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u/GremistTheCutChemist Aug 17 '22

If “data” is plural, how come he was only played by a single actor?

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u/LM0821 Aug 17 '22

You caught that too, eh! Probably one of those fake doctors with some hinky certificate from Trump University lol

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u/Chasman1965 Aug 17 '22

Just a grifter doctor. I have no doubt there are MDs that are grifters, just like anybody else.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 17 '22

There is one in Ontario who made the news for having his medical licence taken away after spouting anti-vax nonsense online and in person to patients.

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u/LM0821 Aug 17 '22

There's a Libertarian rep in our community who WAS an Engineer (software or something). He was stripped of his credentials for spouting anti-vax nonsense. Nothing makes me happier - weed out the morons.

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u/reindeerflot1lla Aug 17 '22

"...until the data are solid."

I dunno, but I think this gets a pass. https://grammarist.com/usage/data/

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 17 '22

Well, she got her wish in the last slide.

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u/RealPeriniScleroso Aug 17 '22

That last slide…r/selfawarewolves

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u/Mr-Nobody33 Team Mudblood 🩸 Aug 17 '22

Governor "Ricketts". Nomen est omen.

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u/redit3rd Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

I love your last slide. Props on saving that to the last.

The slide that mentioned taking Paxlovid, my wife took it, and it really helped her get better. But she was vaccinated and taking it at home; not strapped to a bed in the ICU like nine lives here.

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u/ShadedKnight Go Give One Aug 17 '22

I like to leave with a little irony if possible, glad it's appreciated.

I haven't had any experience with paxlovid, but I've heard decent things. Glad it helped your wife out.

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u/BethMD Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

Slide 14: Yeah, his eyes were opening because, contrary to belief, one's eyes don't shut when dead. They open. (Not the only thing that opens, btw...just sayin... .)

Slide 15: ITA.

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u/renojacksonchesthair Aug 17 '22

Calling him a Viking might be a little stretch he died to something he doesn’t even believe in.

Also, holy shit! He got what he wanted, stupid worked itself out of the gene pool.

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u/Fomulouscrunch Blood Donor 🩸 Aug 17 '22

Wifey couldn't let go of this Heroic Man mythos enough to get this man a palliative morphine and Ativan bolus at the end. OUCH, fuck. It makes me wince.

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u/TheGoodOldCoder Aug 17 '22

Slide 4: "China gets auto chips.... We get mandates, lockdowns, inflation...."

Jesus Christ, what a misinformed baboon. China had the most brutal lockdowns and mandates on the planet. One of the reasons we didn't get auto chips was that China was locking down entire cities, including factories, when there was any evidence of COVID.

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u/tomdurkin Aug 17 '22

#15 He was right about one thing. Stupidity can clean the gene pool-and the voter rolls.

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u/KrampyDoo Crossing the Vent Horizon Aug 17 '22

Slide 14: He hasn’t opened his eyes since Saturday, and from the moment he began to shift he opened his eyes widely, staring and watching something or someone high above. He stayed focused on that view and immediately as he shifted and expelled that last breathe, he closed his eyes on his own again. To me that was proof, that his mother and other souls he cares for , were there calling him home. I feel the universe has given me a great peace and hope with this. Now comes the hardest part, each new moment I realize he isn’t there for the thing he always has been. Please me some to be responsive as I begin to figure out who I am again, now that I am not [doink]’s wife, lover, nurse, caretaker, and person. I am lost.

Imagine…you’ve been stuck in a hospital for days, suffering immeasurably during the time as you feel your condition worsen, and worsen, and worsen. Hours of waiting for someone, anyone, to enter the room and tell you how you’re doing and trying desperately to read their facial expressions for signs of hope, or even just sincerity. How much would you even remember? What could you even gleen from those interactions since you drop in and out of consciousness uncontrollably? Did you catch everything they were saying? Did they share some other critical piece of information while you asleep?

Then, you’re jolted “awake”. It’s an entirely new feeling since you’ve been debilitated for so long drifting in and out of sleep…but this time it’s different. In every way. But you still don’t have the strength to call out, reach out, or do really much of anything except open your eyes as you realize that you can’t take another breath, and the last one you took is simply expelling on its own…and then everything fades away.

And THAT’S the exact moment that your doink-spouse will share with The Entire Fucking Planet as a way to proclaim their brand-goddam-spanking-new Live/Laugh/Love lease on life before your body is even zipped up and removed from the room. They told everyone that you saw things that conveniently serve to make everyone else feel better about what happened.

“Medical freedom” brings out the worst in people right before it takes fucking everything away from them. But at least they didn’t vote for the Democrat.

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u/powabiatch Aug 17 '22

Fresh meat

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u/Most-Artichoke5028 Aug 17 '22

Well that's unfortunate. Anyhoo.....

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u/mmps901 Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

Slide 11. Is he convinced he’s a doctor?

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u/crazylilme Aug 17 '22

The irony that this person's stupidity really did work its way out of the gene pool. Can't be too sad about that. Ohio has a vast surplus of stupid, particularly in SW Ohio. At least he won't be voting in the next election.

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u/IhaveADDHelpMe Aug 17 '22

“A shit-impacted Viking achieved room temperature today”

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u/QuietudeOfHeart Aug 17 '22

Mortal Coil Combat.

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u/Occupational_Hazards Team Pfizer Aug 17 '22

Full of shit and unresponsive is a fitting description for them.

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u/Everybodysbastard Aug 17 '22

Well he has all the freedom he wants now.

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u/birdcanttweet This is my piece of flair Aug 17 '22

I too want to die slowly and at maximum expense to my loved ones. I also want them to post pictures of me in my deathbed surrounded by medical equipment and give detailed updates on my kidney function and bowel movements. That just screams 'dignity and freedom.' So much better than wearing a mask -- er, 'muzzle' -- and getting experimental death jabs. I mean, your arm can really hurt after those things, you know? It can be sore for a really long time...

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u/StratosAlpha Aug 17 '22

The problem with the cult is that they dont realise that all the anti masks, anti vaccines BS is coming from griefers foreign anti American forces that want to cause damage to the US and make it weak. Its just stupid how people still peddling this after years of the pandemic.

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u/mossberbb Aug 17 '22

was this recently or Dec of last year? I can't see the dates.

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u/ShadedKnight Go Give One Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

Generally when you can't see the years on facebook posts, it's because it's current year. 2022.

If you're asking about the last image it was december 2021, but it's out of order because I like to leave on a little bit of irony if possible.

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u/M4A1STAKESAUCE Urine God’s hands 🙌 Aug 17 '22

August 11

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 17 '22

Guess he needed ten lives.

"The Man Who Doesn't Die" - Jesus, in ICU apparently with other issues? How stupid is she/was he. Tempted the Fates, she did.

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

I’ve become so desensitized that the incorrectly deployed “whom” in slide 12 was the most aggravating part of the whole thing.

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u/DeeNYC45 Aug 17 '22

Covid is real. You think he got that yet?

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u/Lilmaggot Aug 17 '22

I cannot believe people are still dying from this. How stupid can you be?

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u/BeerLeagueSnipes Aug 17 '22

Good thing he took the warning labels off.

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u/AmericaMasked Aug 17 '22

Gone. Oh well.

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u/Farucci Aug 17 '22

Wife of the award winner asked for some time to be “unresponsive.” Deja Vu! ! !

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Aug 17 '22

Serious question: Why is it always bikers?

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u/Agitatedsala666 Aug 17 '22

My mate works in a hospital and a few are still going out the door feet first from this pest. Bye bye

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u/Miichl80 King of jazz hands 👐 Aug 17 '22

Wow. He was right. He said he wouldn’t wear a mask and now he won’t. I mean the last few years were the hard part, but he rest of eternity will be smooth sailing for him.

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u/LOLduke Aug 17 '22

I will haunt any of my loved ones that post pictures of me dying in a hospital bed on social media.

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u/Sea_Sun_1397 Aug 18 '22

So vikings get taken out by "just a flu" 🤣

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u/doyourkegals Aug 18 '22

It never gets old that when they land in the hospital they all become medical experts using all the terminology they get from the actual professionals and talk as if they know what the hell is happening.

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u/Melodic-Recognition8 Aug 17 '22

“Shed his mortal coil”. Nah bitch he’s just dead. Not a Viking. Not a martyr. Not capable of reading longer than a facebook meme. Had one life and died. Not coming back. Not in an afterlife. Just in a refrigerator or furnace now by my guess.

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u/Fluttersniper Aug 17 '22

The death post is disturbing. She’s like, “Who am I now that I’m no longer his wife/lover/nurse/caretaker/PERSON? I am lost.”

Yourself? You were yourself! Did you construct your entire internal identity around him?! It’s marriage, he’s your other half, I get it, but seriously! Major right-wing tradwife vibes here. Unnerving to witness.

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u/Pikmin371 Team Mix & Match Aug 17 '22

Did you construct your entire internal identity around him?!

Yes, she did. That is what the hard right is. Men and the women they control.

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u/MattGdr Aug 17 '22

Hey, they knew that data is the plural! Credit where credit is due!

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