r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 21 '22 Wholesome (Pro) 1

It gets harder and harder for women to find suitors..... Meme / Shitpost (Sundays)

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10.6k Upvotes

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u/Tempest_CN Cogito Ergo Sum Aug 21 '22

Guy on the right can cross out the “vaxxed” and still be accurate

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u/OldBob10 Aug 21 '22

It’s “VAXED” chicks he appears to be against. No word on “VAXXED” chicks. Also no word on his preferences vis-a-vis humans. 🐣🐥🐓

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u/madmaxturbator Aug 21 '22

He’s a well known chicken fucker?

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u/TangyGeoduck Aug 21 '22

No, he’s usually out there choking his chicken.

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u/GalleonRaider Aug 21 '22

But only "unvaxed" chickens.

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u/herculesmeowlligan More Vaccine Now Than Man, Twisted and Evil Aug 21 '22

An ostrich, too, from what I heard.

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u/disposable_1 Aug 24 '22

…allegedly.

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u/kciuq1 Aug 21 '22

No maidens?

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u/spacefarce1301 RIP Patriots, the red wave polls for thee. Aug 21 '22

Somewhere, there's a pair of women with shirts that say "Unvaxxed and unwaxxed" to make a set.

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u/kciuq1 Aug 21 '22

These dudes would absolutely reject a woman with hair down there.

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u/Teknuma Aug 21 '22

The real reason he encourages his mom not to get vaccinated.

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u/covid_angle Aug 22 '22

cross out the “vaxxed”

Made me LOL. After I rechecked the image..

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u/disciple1109 Aug 21 '22

These guys found each other. “No needle pricks, no sexy chicks”

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u/randynumbergenerator ☠Did My Research: 1984-2021 Aug 21 '22

Idk about that first part, I see two needle pricks in that image.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 21 '22

...annnnd beat me to it.

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u/Candymanshook Aug 21 '22

They figured since they already had needle pricks of their own, they didn’t need Moderna’s

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u/fiendish8 Aug 21 '22

two people spelling vaxxed wrong finding each other should spend their life together

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u/Sneaky_Bones Aug 21 '22

Okay, gonna out myself here, but since the ‘x’ is a slang phonetic in the first place, what grammatical rule is dictating that there be 2 ‘x’s ? In my mind a singular x phonetically replaces 2 c’s just fine.

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u/dsrmpt Aug 21 '22

I'm a descriptive prescriptivist linguist myself. I will take what everyone does in terms of spelling or grammar, and make that the unchanging rule that EVERYONE must follow.

Vaxxed it is!

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u/WhichEmojiForThis Aug 22 '22

With only one “x” the “a” would become a ”long” “a” like in “cake”? Just my theory. But yeah, tax and taxed - the “a” does not change, nor is another x added. I have been wondering this very thing myself - why does “vax’ed” require two “x”’s?

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u/LuvyaGab Aug 21 '22

If you look closely, you can see thing 2’s jizm on thing 1’s moustache, likely resultant from a celebratory bro-job after their cool shirts got them super laid 😎

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u/axonrecall Aug 21 '22

It’s why the bottom of their hoodies are so dirty

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u/thiscouldbemassive Prayer Warrior Extraordinaire Aug 21 '22

For some weird reason these dudes think women will prefer them as boyfriends over not having a boyfriend at all, but anyone will tell you that being single is amazing compared to having to put up with a toxic nightmare.

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u/csonnich Aug 21 '22

Being single is amazing straight up.

Not having to deal with chuds like this is just a bonus.

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u/Moon_Atomizer Aug 21 '22

Netflix used to claim their only competitor was sleep. For most girls, guys are competing against being single, which is awesome

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u/WhichEmojiForThis Aug 22 '22

Take it from me: there are much much worse things than being alone

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u/WiFiForeheadWrinkles Aug 22 '22

I think I saw a post on /r/TwoXChromosomes that basically said men are not competing against other men... men are competing against women preferring to be single.

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u/Professional_Name_26 Sep 15 '22

sounds like a MGTOW cope, but for women. you are literally listening to female incels on that sub

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u/peridothiker Aug 21 '22

😂 PLEASE do not procreate!

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u/OldBob10 Aug 21 '22

NO DIVING IN THE SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL!!!

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 21 '22

You just know there will be someone desperate enough. There are a couple of ladies on my "mixed nuts" list who would date them.

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u/HalfMoon_89 Team Moderna Aug 21 '22

Mixed nuts?

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 21 '22

same question

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u/peridothiker Aug 21 '22

Future Darwin Award recipients without a doubt.🤦‍♀️

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u/Elriuhilu Aug 21 '22

Judging by the colour, I think the guy on the right accidentally wore his cumrag to the rally.

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u/waterynike Proud Sheep 🐑 Aug 21 '22

Omg 😆

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u/R3mors3 Aug 21 '22

Oof someone get that man to the nearest homeopathic A+E! He's taking fire!

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u/horseren0ir Aug 21 '22

Looks like the guy on the right has a bit of the guy on the left on his beard

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u/Tricia47andWild Aug 21 '22

I get it, you caught the scent of a lesser stag in your nostrils

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u/bbpr120 Aug 21 '22

i didn't to keep lunch down, thanks...

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u/CardinalPeeves Aug 21 '22

The other one looks like he still has the crusty residue stuck in the whiskers around his mouth.

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u/ComputersWantMeDead Aug 21 '22

"No Dumb Dudes"

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u/Hedgehog-Plane Aug 21 '22

"No Man Babies"

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u/OldBob10 Aug 21 '22

There’s two RIGHT THERE!

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Aug 21 '22

We will have to bear up without the company of these gems as best we can.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 21 '22

I know it's going to be so tough :-(, sending some tissues your way /u/bErinGPleNty

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Aug 21 '22

Thanks (sniffle).

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u/tafbee Aug 21 '22

Add Unwashed to those shirts.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 21 '22

How long has it been since those shirts saw the inside of a washing machine? 🤢

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u/Jeff_Damn Aug 21 '22

You really think these two know how to do laundry? I'd be surprised if they even switch out the TP roll because it's too much work.

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u/RubiksSugarCube Aug 21 '22

I'd assume mom still does that work when she's not telling her special little guy what a perfect man he is and any women should deserve to be with him.

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u/justrock54 Aug 21 '22

Someone tell them that Febreeze is not a personal hygiene product.

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u/TarHeel2682 Aug 21 '22

Looking at this through my lens as a dentist. I bet they are anti fluoride because fluoride is for mind control (yes I have actually had people say that to me and be serious).

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u/dumdodo Aug 22 '22

I have played soccer with a woman who calls flouride a neurotoxin (it is, but not really in minute quantities).

She also believes in jet chemtrails designed for depopulation, that Fauci created Covid to get rich, and of course, in her immune system.

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u/ihearyou72 Aug 21 '22

I'm safe then.

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u/x_samsquantch_x Patriotic Pharma Licker Aug 21 '22

“Women don’t want to date us because of our conservative beliefs!”

No, try again please

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Aug 21 '22

I mean yes, but it's because those beliefs make them terrible people, so.

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u/foxorhedgehog Bingo wings to angle wings Aug 21 '22

“Well, that IS part of it.”

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u/BitRunner67 Aug 21 '22

Nature took care of that for these guys long before the shirts were added.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Team Moderna Aug 21 '22

JFC. Just pose with a fish you killed while listening to Kid Rock and my ovaries will be completely withered to dust.

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u/Tasty_Dactyl Aug 21 '22

Lol this has yuge incel vibes

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u/vinaymurlidhar Aug 21 '22

And the reek of weaponized incompetence as well.

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u/tw_693 Aug 21 '22

Guy on the left looks to give off meth vibes

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms Aug 21 '22

Looks like the dude on the left has some powder stuck in his beard after snorting it off the guy on the right.

Where he snorted it from, I'll leave to your imagination.

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u/Selunca Aug 21 '22

Oh no these are the perfect guys to date. Hear me out - date them, and take out a HUGE life insurance policy…😂😂

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u/dumdodo Aug 22 '22

I thought of that, but they may spread it to you beforehand. There's always a catch.

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u/QueenOfQuok Aug 21 '22

It's like bright colors on a poison dart frog

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u/SuperDoofusParade Aug 21 '22

This shit will never stop being funny to me

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u/Sniffy4 Fauci ruined my sex life Aug 21 '22

They found each other, it’s true ❤️love

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u/watermelon-bubblies Aug 21 '22

If I'm not mistaken the man in black owned a restaurant called peterburgers in ontario. It shut down earlier this month. This guy is a total pos and now lives in his car. He's a giant bully that never grew up. He's pretty much hated all over canada

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 21 '22

Why am I not surprised?

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u/Kobester024 Team Moderna Aug 21 '22

And UNALIVE

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u/Ellavemia Aug 21 '22

I like when people advertise clearly who they are through their shirts or trucks. It makes it a lot easier to know who to spend time on.

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u/Sniflix Team Pfizer Aug 21 '22

Let them continued, even support them while they take themselves out of the gene pool

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u/strychnine28 Aug 21 '22

Ugh, I can smell this picture.

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u/New_Post_7820 Aug 21 '22

Especially the dude on the left

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

They probably advocate for unwashed cracks too.

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u/DreamMaster8 Aug 21 '22

Not saying that uncut people got dick cheese, but this dude definitely does.

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u/rhoduhhh Team Bivalent Booster Aug 21 '22

🤮

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u/MinusPi1 Aug 21 '22

Oh no! Anyway,

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u/bigwillay8988 Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 Aug 21 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/ghostacrossthestreet Aug 21 '22

Google "COVID-19 and erectile dysfunction".

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u/milkradio Aug 21 '22

I personally love when idiots and assholes label themselves like this; means I should cross the street.

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u/ETVG 🦆 Aug 21 '22

Clowns ready to clog the IC's.

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u/TwistNo6059 Aug 21 '22

Priceless.

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u/Dry-Faithlessness655 Aug 21 '22

Are perfect for each other

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u/Boner-Death Aug 21 '22

I got the J&J shot and it damn near wasted me. When I finally came to it felt like I had a second lease on life. I'll never throw mine away like these dipshits.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 21 '22

Rhonda's response gives me such joy.

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u/scottdenis Aug 21 '22

I think this is brilliant. It works like the Nigerian prince email scams. (By eliminating anyone of even moderate intelligence before the email is opened or the first word is spoken)

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u/Voodoobones Team Moderna Aug 21 '22

Here is the link to the original tweet in case anyone wanted to retweet or like it.

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u/thebritish1 Aug 21 '22

Not all uncut guys!

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u/goth-pigeon-bitch Aug 21 '22

Times like these I thank the universe for letting me be single.

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u/BelmontIncident Aug 21 '22

For context, I'm a relatively girly looking man and everyone who has ever dated me is bisexual. I date vaccinated people because I don't think I can compete with Miss Steal-your-girl here

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/e/ed/Action_Comics_Vol_1_894_Textless.jpg

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u/PhazonZim Aug 21 '22

I'm curious how she'd deal with antivaxxers now considering how kind and gentle she is towards the dead. This is Death from The Sandman for anyone wondering

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u/WarWeasle Aug 21 '22

She has a bad side.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 22 '22

Ignore editorial morons at dc. They always ruin good things (marvel is even worse sometimes - wasn't one of the marvel ex-executives caught trying to arrange fraud with trump on a golf course?).

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u/WarWeasle Aug 22 '22

First of all, Trump is an asshat. Will always be an asshat and shall be refered to as asshat.

Second, Death admits she has her moments. The entire black plague for instance. Or when she said she is all aspects of death, not just the nice ones. She prefers to be perky goth but if they had captured her instead of sleep, well there would have been terrible consequences. The only reason there wasn't was Dream was just done and saw it as a break.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 22 '22 edited Aug 22 '22

I thought you were referencing, whatis name, the death entity in the green lantern blackest night idiocy; Nekron, Necron whatever. Or 'the black racer' whatever they call the speedester death, not something from actual sandman.

Fact is, DC - like most shared worlds, including marvel - is inconsistent and death is just a easy superhero opponent when they have no ideas for something 'epic'.

That said, i don't think DC death can compare to the disaster of waste that is marvel's death. When even the phoenix force has more character and you're either a 'villain' - recently - as a cosmic force, according to what i've read on the wiki, since i don't read comics anymore or a silent ice queen to the stupidest simp villain of the 80's (people talk shit about films Thanos but i don't think they quite realize how much more of a moron comics Thanos is), this is some mighty fine terrible waste of a mythology you have there.

It's especially pathetic when compared to sandman.

Marvel was always terrible at letting artists play outside of their universe (which creates accidental good things), to the point Image was formed as a rebellion, and their MAX imprint is basically softporn capestuff no one reads, when they could have co-opted all that energy like DC did with Vertigo.

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u/WarWeasle Aug 22 '22

Well, we have to remember the comic book roots of these stories. They were never really meant to do anything but sell more comics. If one set of stories said one thing, and another said something else, who care? They both sold.
And occasionally writers will have disagreements with other writers. I think of the comics as more like Warhammer. Lot's of different stories, some of which might be true at any given moment. And I like it better this way, so we don't limit what stories can be told in marvel/DC. Continuity is nice, but sometimes superman needs to show up and I don't think they need to schedule him like a real person.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 22 '22 edited Aug 23 '22

I'll be honest, i grew to dislike shared worlds like the mainlines comics in dc or marvel after reading enough vertigo/image.

The series that focused on single characters even 'theoretically' in the same universe - Hellblazer for instance - were so much stronger, that i really can't go back; and i don't think it's just getting older/liking the themes more. It's more like consistency, stakes and, ironically as you say; variety.

DC comics has a status quo, and that status quo is 'has to be relatable to a kid living now'. Singular, single artist series do not have any such standard, even if they're superhero stuff.

It's not that there aren't mainline comics like that, especially recently now that editorial is mostly a new generation (The Superior Foes of Spider-Man was one, slice of life supervillany, yes please), but they're much more uncommon and tend to be cancelled before any kind of defining climax or conclusion because the character is unlikely to have something defining happen to them, or especially, the setting.

A exception is when the character is supposed to die at the end, legion from the xmen comes to mind (had a big compilation book about his suicide). Although that's just sad.

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u/Enter_shiitake Aug 21 '22

So I assume these dupshits were homeschooled then?

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u/dumdodo Aug 22 '22

It's a leap to assume they were schooled at all.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 22 '22 edited Aug 22 '22

Assuming the other poster is right saying one of them is a canadian ex-restaurant owner now living in a car, it's likely at least that one failed upward from parents money, until he failed downwards. So 'educated to high school level but dumb' is my hypothesis.

Considering how corrupt several universities are now, maybe even non-masters degrees, since you really only need to pay and attend to get one of those many times, with passing being either 'pay more' or 'cheat' or 'be on a sports team of the university'. Although since the same poster said he's living in a car now, i'm not sure he had the money to get that kind of trumpy university experience.

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u/bigwillay8988 Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 Aug 21 '22

Dude on the left looks like he’s got a cumstache

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 Aug 21 '22

Sorry, ladies. You can't have them.

"Yes, we can." --the hungry female viral 🐆 🐆 🐆

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u/lotannaaa Aug 21 '22

how do people create and pay for t-shirts without checking the spelling of the words on them first?

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u/redbullnweed Team Mix & Match Aug 21 '22

You gotta love that they identify themselves for you.

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u/FigExact7098 Aug 22 '22

Great, now the one on the left is making the uncircumcised look bad.

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u/EvilStevilTheKenevil Team Moderna Aug 24 '22

Yeah please don't lump the guys with/who like/who want foreskins in with that bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

How could they do this to those poor women

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u/MattGdr Aug 21 '22

It is sad - depriving womandom of their awesomeness.

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u/PrettyNotPretty2 Aug 21 '22

Help me Rhonda

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u/renojacksonchesthair Aug 21 '22

Vaccines had unintended benefits hooray!

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u/Delphiniumbee Aug 21 '22

Why can't we have them? Because they died from COVID? 🤣

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u/impactedturd Aug 21 '22

It's so great they found their soulmate at the rally.

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u/BigBeefySquidward Aug 21 '22

(theyre dating)

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u/1961tracy Aug 21 '22

Very underrated response.

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u/1961tracy Aug 21 '22

Planned parenthood should use this pic for fundraising.

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u/satori_moment Aug 21 '22

Oh good the "purebloods" are here. Lol

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u/g4rdsmyg Aug 21 '22

I might be wrong but how I read it they want their women hairy? And that's fine by me... Although I don't find them equally attractive.

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u/OldBatOfTheGalaxy Aug 21 '22

Yup. He vants no vaxed gals, all right.

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u/bunnycupcakes Aug 21 '22

Damn. If only I weren’t vaccinated and happily married to a man who doesn’t fall for those conspiracy theories.

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u/stufffing Aug 21 '22

Look Tomar, it's you!

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u/Thechellbob The Flord is My Sheeple Aug 21 '22

Thank goodness im married and he believes in vaccinations!!

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 21 '22

If only more people came with warning labels like this.

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u/Smorgasborf Aug 21 '22

I am uncut as well friend. Enjoy my raw organic free range yam dick!

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u/Liftingdathings Aug 21 '22

Self justified INCELification 😂😂

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u/twopartspice Aug 21 '22

Probably think you don't need to clean out the smegma

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u/BeesToTheFace Aug 21 '22

European here, please wash circumcised penises too.

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u/KingAlastor Aug 21 '22

Interestingly enough, when i've read the anti-vaxx comments under the local articles here in my country, most commenters are female. Could be that men just don't comment on social media but i'd say the anti-vaxxer comments are like 75/25 female-male. Interesting correlation.

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u/peoplesuck357 Aug 21 '22

I wonder. Maybe it's that mothers seem to talk more about the specifics of how they're raising their kids so they're more likely to talk about vaccine status. Prior to COVID that was my observation as well.

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u/opensourcer Aug 21 '22

Not all uncut guys are un- vaxd

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u/DRbrtsn60 Aug 21 '22

No, the same. Protection from viruses

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u/Good_Sleep8853 Aug 21 '22

are these the soyboys 4chan keeeps talking about

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u/AbbyDean1985 Aug 22 '22

Men I wouldn't fuck with Melania Trump's vagina.

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u/dumdodo Aug 22 '22

What a tremendous service these sexy hunks are providing to the women of the world.

Makes their selection process so much easier.

They can do easily cut out the bottom 20% or 30% of the gene pool and eliminate wasting even a minute of their free time with these idiots at a glance.

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u/ApatApol Aug 23 '22

Uncut but vaxxed and boosted

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u/Spikedcloud Aug 21 '22

Being against GM is a good thing at least.

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u/IReflectU Aug 21 '22

Agree, it's the only healthy thing about this pic.

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u/JolietJake1976 Team Mix & Match Aug 21 '22

I'm willing to bet Mr. Uncut doesn't practice proper hygiene for an uncircumcised man.

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u/LegaliseEmojis Aug 22 '22

The hygiene is the same. Clean your bits people

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u/Rottenox Aug 21 '22

You sound circumcised

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u/TeadoraOofre Aug 21 '22

Are these the Dude Perfect goys?

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u/marylebow Aug 21 '22

The one on the left is definitely a goy.

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u/Neidan1 Aug 21 '22

Sorry ladies, no smegma for you!

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u/Warm-Boysenberry3880 Aug 21 '22

Are those what they call incels?

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 21 '22

Prime examples.

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u/realparkingbrake Aug 26 '22

How to announce to the world that your DNA should go no further.

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u/Praximus_Prime_ARG Aug 21 '22

As a Libertarian I think my unvaxxed sperm will be the next bitcoin because I spend hours in the basement pumping both

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u/OldBatOfTheGalaxy Aug 21 '22

I first read "Librarian" and hoped no one had to retrieve any books from the basement archives...

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u/Bowmic Aug 21 '22

That’s got to be some commitment from you. Don’t ever break character.

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u/Fomulouscrunch Blood Donor 🩸 Aug 21 '22

Shoulda put a (satire) on that one.

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u/prestigious_delay_7 Aug 21 '22

the zoomed out profile picture of AnnaMarie looks like she's vomiting roses.

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u/Confident_Cup5044 Aug 21 '22

LOL!!! Very well said.

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u/TomT060404 Aug 21 '22

Typical nice guys. They think they deserve love for doing nothing.

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u/PeacePerfect4141 Aug 21 '22

Captainsauce in da hood

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u/ElectronicCarpet7157 Aug 22 '22

Eugene and Rusty right here.

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u/agedchromosomes Team Moderna Aug 22 '22

You’ve got that right Rhonda!

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u/omgeeshers Aug 22 '22

Yep, we good!

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u/Pregeneratednonsense Aug 21 '22

The shot is free

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u/econtrariety Aug 21 '22

Yes. Most of us do. We also know what covid can do.

I'm not sure why you're so focused on the fact that companies made money. It's what they do. They also made something that has lower risks both short and long term than catching covid by itself.

Is the pharmaceutical industry in the US broken? Absolutely. Is this a good example of it being broken? No, it's not.

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u/AbleFox Horse Paste Aug 21 '22

... and your face.