r/HermanCainAward ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 31 '22

"Grouse" is another extremely prolific poster who is against masks, vaccines, and a whole bunch of other things. She's now home with oxygen after ending up in the hospital with Covid. Her husband is also sick. Nominated

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u/Chasman1965 Aug 31 '22

That first slide is so funny. As if Melania would ever get that close to Trump since the Stormy incident came out.

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u/RandyDinglefart Aug 31 '22 Take My Power

Their fetishization of that dude is so fucking cringey. That fat entitled fuck hasn't driven anything bigger than a golf cart in probably 30 years. In what universe do you see him riding a giant harley without immediately eating shit? They just live in some fantasy world where he's this messianic figure that can literally do no wrong instead of a delusional old mid-tier real estate grifter.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 31 '22

The ones that astound me are Trump's head on Rambo's body.

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u/Kalavera01 Sep 01 '22

I feel like that’s done by actual trolls out there and the boomers believed it, you can honestly tell with some of these memes

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u/steelhips Sep 01 '22

It's so hard to discern who the trolls are? When they had the golden Trump statue at CPAC I thought it was satire.

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u/hodeq Sep 01 '22

We had a neighbor who hung that out on his fence. Trump on rambos body w a gun of course. I dont know him personally, but it was serious.

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u/True_Recommendation9 Prey for the Lab🐀s Sep 01 '22

Not this boomer!!!

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 31 '22

Lol, remember her slapping his hand away?

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 31 '22

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 31 '22

Eggscellent - thanks!

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u/wave-garden Aug 31 '22

This was incredible. Thank you so much!!!

“You disobey me? You want a polonium smoothie?” 🤣

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u/ToniBee63 White Jesus is my Homeboy Aug 31 '22

As if a guy who couldn’t walk down a slight incline or close an umbrella would be able to manage a motorcycle

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u/Clickrack Does Norton Antivirus stop covid? Sep 01 '22

Hell, if a guy couldn't hoist a bottle of water to his lips with one hand, I doubt he could manage a motorcycle.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 31 '22

They are so delusional about the physical reality of their cheeto king...

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u/Shieldmom Blood Donor 🩸 Aug 31 '22

I would go to Pay per View to see TFG ride an effing motorcycle, double if Melania was on the back. 😆

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u/AccomplishedScale362 Vaccinate me, baby! 💉 Aug 31 '22

I’d rather watch pay-per-view of him being perp walked.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Aug 31 '22

While the crowd chants "Lock him up!"

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 31 '22

NGL, my first thought on that visual image boils down to The McCrary Twins

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u/sporkinum Team Moderna Aug 31 '22

I too read the Guinness book of world records back in the 70s.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 31 '22

high-five

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u/Educational_Hawk1236 Aug 31 '22

And themselves. Woman appears to be diabetic, of reasonably advanced age and overweight and yet she thought that COVID was no big deal, COVID is especially dangerous to people in her condition.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 31 '22

Well, they're "normal", because they're surrounded by people who look just like them. Sigh.

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u/Tropic_Anna Livin' in Peach Tree Dish Paradise Aug 31 '22

This story is doing nothing to improve my opinion of Alabama.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 01 '22

That’s what happens when you hang-out at Waffle House during the week and Cracker Barrel on Sundays, cos it’s all fancy-like and such.

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u/rexspook Aug 31 '22

Right? He’s incredibly obese and generally seems to be unhealthy both physically and mentally. But they portray him as some muscly tough guy that wasn’t born with a silver spoon in hand.

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u/Hootbag Aug 31 '22

I imagine Trump on a motorcycle would end like Pee Wee Herman on a motorcycle.

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u/overitallofit Aug 31 '22 Starry

I feel like the DNC should target every person who posts slide 7. They should be inundated with the fact that Republicans voted against cheaper insulin.

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u/JolietJake1976 Team Mix & Match Aug 31 '22

Slide #7 is so out of place with everything else she posts. If she wasn't a diabetic, she wouldn't give two shits even if insulin was $10,000 a vial.

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u/agorafilia Sep 01 '22

Also, plenty of countries have both cancer treatment and vaccines for free, it's called free healthcare, but murica is the center of the world.

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u/overitallofit Aug 31 '22

This is the truth!

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u/Castun Reverse Vampire 🩸 Sep 01 '22

The inset meme there has been posted countless times as a "gotcha" against vaccination with zero awareness of what it's actually saying about our healthcare system.

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Aug 31 '22

The one meme also asks why cancer treatment isn't free, as an apparent "got ya" moment for why the vaccine is free.

They really are that stupid and hateful

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u/quietthistle Sep 01 '22

She also fails to realise that insulin is either free or incredibly cheap in almost every other country in the world (not sure about the cancer treatment, would be interested to learn more about that).

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u/Xx_Khepri_xX Aug 31 '22

Complains about the Bed and the Food...

Bitch, you should have stayed home to die then.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Aug 31 '22

She should have thought about it before refusing masking and vaccination.

Karma has caught up to her and looks like it’s going to roost on her

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u/Farucci Aug 31 '22

Thanks to a vaccine I don’t need to get my oxygen from a bottle. NaNaNa Na Na!

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u/BeigeChocobo 🐑 🐑 Self Aware Sheep 🐑 🐑 Aug 31 '22

The whole world is my oxygen bottle!

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Go Fund Yourself 🍰 Aug 31 '22

Slide 19: I wonder how much more "strong encouragement" Daddy is going to inflict on the staff before he gets banned from the hospital?

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith Rebel Wheeze And Death Rattle Aug 31 '22 Take My Energy

That sounded terrible to me too. These morons keep asking why so many people are leaving the nursing field and then act like this to the ones that are left.

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u/ihearyou72 Aug 31 '22

Yes, the staff are sick of how they are treated by these ungrateful assholes.

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u/AccomplishedScale362 Vaccinate me, baby! 💉 Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

It’s so typical of these people to criticize the easy targets: HCWs who are working their asses off at the bedside short-staffed. As he says, nurses even coming in on their days off to fill in, ffs. Short-staffing is a system problem, created by hospital administration who refuse to adequately support and retain bedside nurses. Thus, when patients complain to me, I tell them to take their complaints directly to the top—administration. I’ll even provide them their number.

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u/cobra_mist Quantum Healer Aug 31 '22

It’s why there’s a severe shortage in the service industry that they keep pretending Is fake news.

“No one wants to work anymore!”

“No one wants to deal with your shit for poverty wages”

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Aug 31 '22

"YOU WILL GIVE HER THIS BOOST MILKSHAKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!"

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 31 '22

Slide 19: I wonder how much more "strong encouragement" Daddy is going to inflict on the staff before he gets banned from the hospital?

I would venture a guess that Mrs. Triple Chins will have been taken down to the hospital's morgue before "Daddy" gets banned for violent threats and behavior against the staff. But, I guess I could be wrong. It might be a photo finish.

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u/dawno64 Pfizer X3 4u+4me Aug 31 '22

Since he is sick too...they must love his visits. Probably constant reminders to put his mask back over his nose...

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u/F00lishM0rtal Aug 31 '22

Mrs triple chins 💀

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u/Stay_Psychological Aug 31 '22

Just came here as a nurse to say they sound like a nightmare family.

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Aug 31 '22

I can't imagine. Especially now that they all think they are geniuses for raiding Secretariat's medicine cabinet

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 01 '22

The perfect couple, ignorance and arrogance, joining forces to impose dumbassery on those who dare refuse them comfy beds and Boost milkshakes.

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u/M4A1STAKESAUCE Urine God’s hands 🙌 Aug 31 '22

What's the deal with hospital food, amirite? - Jerry Seinfeld, probably.

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u/stargate-sgfun Aug 31 '22

I guess she’s never stayed in a hospital before. Yeah, the bed is crazy uncomfortable. The food often sucks. That is 0% the fault of the nurses, even when they aren’t short staffed. FFS, all I heard in that post was “waaa waaa waaaaaaaaa!!”

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u/Xx_Khepri_xX Aug 31 '22

I have stayed at a hospital (ankle surgery) and yes, food can be bad, beds can be uncomfortable, but I always felt grateful for what they did for me (I was in the ER)

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u/stargate-sgfun Aug 31 '22

Yes! I’ve had many hospital stays due to chronic illness, and almost every nurse I’ve ever had has been beyond amazing. I feel awful for the nurses that had to deal with this family and their whining.

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u/Sardonnicus Aug 31 '22

And then... wait until she gets a bill that bankrupts her for the rest of her life and her children's life.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 31 '22

Or go to church. You know, what you put your faith in instead of the "jab"?

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Aug 31 '22

To be fair, she didn't say she put her faith in church. She believes in jamming railroad spikes through her hands for whatever reason.

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u/ColetteThePanda Aug 31 '22

It struck me too. "I don't trust the jab... but nailing a guy to 2x12s with railroad spikes is fine."

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Aug 31 '22

Daddy is going to kick some kitchen staff ass for those poorly done eggs. Then he’s going to punch out the doctors and nurses for increasing her congestion. Then he’s going to pee on the floor, to show what he overall thinks about those damn libs.

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u/TheMost_ut I can’t believe it’s not lung butter 🧈 Aug 31 '22 edited Sep 01 '22 Spit-take

Well they didn't bring her the brontosaurus ribs and cheese fries that she ordered.

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u/Xx_Khepri_xX Aug 31 '22

A plate worthy of a Neanderkaren.

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 31 '22

Complains about the Bed and the Food

dOn'T mAkE mE fEEL cOnSeQuEnCeS!!!

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u/wifi_cheated Aug 31 '22

She can always leave AMA

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u/ihearyou72 Aug 31 '22

What and have to sit with her own thoughts about what a fuckwit she has been?. It's all deflection, blame everyone and everything else. Grade A losers, especially the part about getting aggressive with the overworked staff. Fuck them.

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u/thewholedamnplanet ✨ Quantum Healer ✨ Aug 31 '22

If I were the King of Hospitals all those who chose to be unvaccinated would be told "You don't have to go home but you can't stay here".

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u/Sasquatch1729 Team Sinovac Aug 31 '22

I would treat everyone who is eligible for a vaccine as if they are fully vaccinated. If they need a vent or monoclonal antibodies, too bad.

I'd also have the doctors and nurses mention make comments with each update like: "hmmmm, your body's immune response is quite weak. But you said you have "natural immunity" so we're just waiting for that to kick in." Or "99.9% of healthy people survive this, no need to get you on a vent, you paragon of health."

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u/MediocrePetrichor Aug 31 '22

I still think they should disallow willfully unvaxxed people from being in ERs. Let them go to church and get treated by jesus.

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u/69hailsatan Aug 31 '22

These posts only make me smile when they die, kinda makes me mad when they don't, what a waste of resources that could have actually gone to those that need it.

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u/Immediate-Ruin2464 COVID IS NO JOKE Aug 31 '22

Lol. “Open the Keystone pipeline!!! Make this go virtual!”

Gramma Grouse don’t understand. Many things, but especially “viral” in this case.

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u/thomerD Aug 31 '22

The Keystone XL pipeline narrative perfectly sums up not reading past a headline. I got into an argument with a Trump supporter about it. He claimed the reason why gas prices were so high was because Biden shutdown the Keystone pipeline. I said “You realize the Keystone pipeline has been running since 2010, right?” He got quiet, then I explained to him that the XL project was only to create a shortcut for the existing pipeline, which carries low grade crude oil from the Canadian tar sands to get refined as diesel that’s used in mostly Asian countries. I said “you should probably read up on the things you’re talking about because you’re way off.” Needless to say he doesn’t talk to me anymore.

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u/Immediate-Ruin2464 COVID IS NO JOKE Aug 31 '22

Good for you trying to refute their nonsense with facts! I’ve given up, but I’m actually glad others haven’t. I just don’t have the stomach for it. Sincerely - thanks.

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u/tomdurkin Aug 31 '22

He doesn’t talk to you? Big win for you!

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Aug 31 '22

I've gotten into similar arguments. Two friends left a group chat when I used federal reserve data to refute the bullshit they were spreading regarding trump versus Obama. That was after calling the Fed a "liberal institution".

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u/SirJohnSmythe Team Mix & Match Aug 31 '22

In the end, she's the one going "virtual," all because she went viral 🤣

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u/driffson Baaaaaa, dbag 🐑 Aug 31 '22

The concept of “viral” seems to be confusing to her in many ways, even after an intimate encounter

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u/TheAikiTessen Pfizerlicious Aug 31 '22

Nothing makes my blood pressure skyrocket like these ignorant, entitled, anti vax/mask twatwaffles. Daughter even mentions how severely understaffed the hospital was yet they still pitched a fit?? I cannot for the life of me understand how people can be THIS selfish, this self-absorbed. How much does anyone wanna bet this idiot will be back in the hospital before long when her lungs continue to shit themselves?

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u/SlayerSteve7337 Aug 31 '22

And I'm sure they don't realize that the reason the hospital is so understaffed is because of people like them.

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Aug 31 '22

No, they'll say it's because so many staff quit rather than get vaccinated.

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u/sporkinum Team Moderna Aug 31 '22

It's Alabama, so they may be right. That, and that half the staff got long COVID and can't work any more.

Also, they have a COVID floor? Probably because red state and COVID is still hard at work bringing down the population of republicans.

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u/Any-Panda2219 Aug 31 '22

Yea but its the immigrants fault

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Aug 31 '22

I cannot for the life of me understand how people can be THIS selfish, this self-absorbed.

It's the degenerate, broken down Trumpist version of self-reliant all-American values, whether or not those ever actually existed outside of story books.

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Aug 31 '22

Her mental health has begun to deteriorate ...

That's what we call a "pre-existing condition".

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u/sctwinmom Vacation Matriarch Aug 31 '22

Also a co-morbidity.

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u/MFR_escapee Aug 31 '22

Like the double chin?

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u/Castun Reverse Vampire 🩸 Sep 01 '22

Where's the first chin?

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u/Shnazzberry Aug 31 '22

“Should’ve voted republican and kept the state open!”

I’ll never forget being contacted by my uncle, who lives in a red state. He is elderly and called to tell us that if anything happened to him, he thought he was going to die. They had no beds at the hospitals, all for the sake of keeping things open. Old Grouse here got to experience what happens when hospitals can’t accommodate you anymore.

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u/beencaughtbuttering Aug 31 '22

During the height of the first Delta wave, the hospitals in Alabama (this nominee's home state) were completely overwhelmed. I don't want to say much about how I was involved for fear of doxxing myself, but I was part of the Federal response down there. EVERY SINGLE HOSPITAL we went to had people dying in beds in corridors, in unused cafeteria areas, gymnasiums, etc. I'll never forget the hospital president who burst into tears at our first meeting.

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u/No-Key4843 Aug 31 '22

Yeah… our modest 12 bed ICU was double-occupancy, and we made another Temporary ICU. Full, full, full!!! Fuck these Mother Fuckers!!!

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u/Kaminohanshin Aug 31 '22

All hospitals are overflowing with the sick and these people insist that everything is totally normal and fine... nope, this is definitely not a crisis of any sort.... like wtf

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u/Lopsided_Plane_3319 Aug 31 '22

Florida too. And Texas. I remember reading in texas that ambulances were being diverted 400 miles. Imagine a heart attack victim. And then being in an ambulance for 5 hours.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 31 '22

Kudos to her for spelling it "border" instead of "boarder". Jesus, slide 19 - sounds like things really sucked for her in the hospital. I'm sure it'll be a lot better at home. Hubby will love to take care of her sorry, miserable Long Covid ass. I mean, it'll probably be a quick recovery with no long-term effects, right. Right, RIght, RIGht, RIGHT!??!!? Sooooo stooopid.

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u/PorconeMassimo Aug 31 '22

Her condition will certainly test the for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health part of their wedding vows. Diapers aren’t going to change themselves.

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u/Ok-Low6320 Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

She's apparently oblivious that "before Obama" was also "before Trump." You can replace "Obama" with "Trump" in that one meme, and it reads exactly the same.

I suspect we're not dealing with a rocket socialist.

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u/jennanm Aug 31 '22

The Obama meme also conveniently forgot that one part of U.S. history we were all supposed to learn about when the country was actually much more divided on an issue than today. I wonder if she ever heard about it.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Aug 31 '22

Will candeath strike again?

Judging by nominee’s posting history and subsequent whining when she found out, odds are good in candeaths favor.

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u/WintersChild79 💉Vax Mercenary💉 Aug 31 '22

I'm now picturing Candeath reviewing posts on HCA and cackling as she makes tally marks on her kill scoreboard.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 31 '22

It’s been said here so many times that she alone is responsible for so many magat deaths and suffering. A deep state double agent if you will!

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u/Any-Panda2219 Aug 31 '22

Double Agent or Useful Idiot?

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Aug 31 '22

My “Q-theory” is she’s a deep cover for the Libs. 🧐🤔🤫😬

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Aug 31 '22

If you weren't obstinate, anti-science, and anti community we wouldn't need to run a big campaign to get you to get vaccinated.

PS love the Trump and Melania on a motorcycle. If Trump at the time didn't have access to the best health care in the world, he'd be dead. Our list that he isn't.

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u/tomdurkin Aug 31 '22

And in drawings they always give him a 200 pound diet.

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u/ProfanestOfLemons Meow Boing Splat 🙀 Aug 31 '22

Oxygen at 90 and down from days prior, got pneumonia and back in the hospital. Gosh.

Can that be a truly nostalgic "boing" sound I hear?

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u/moisheah Laughing giraffe 🦒 Aug 31 '22

Love a good bounce !!

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 31 '22

Love a good bounce !!

Ditto!

I love a classic Drain Circle even better!

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u/motherofpitbulls2 Aug 31 '22

More like a “meow”.

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u/undeniablybuddha I'm too Vaxxy for my shirt Aug 31 '22

No Antifa before Obama huh? The Allies of WW2 would like a word.

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u/ElectricMan324 Aug 31 '22

The Thalidomide slide was a little odd. It was not allowed in the USA - the government wouldn't allow it because it has not been tested. Doesnt that show that the regulators know what they are doing?

There WAS a problem with people using it anyway because they knew better....

From Wikipedia:

In the U.S., the FDA refused approval to market thalidomide, saying further studies were needed. This reduced the impact of thalidomide in U.S. patients. The refusal was largely due to pharmacologist Frances Oldham Kelsey who withstood pressure from the Richardson-Merrell Pharmaceuticals Co. Although thalidomide was not approved for sale in the United States at the time, over 2.5 million tablets had been distributed to over 1,000 physicians during a clinical testing programme. It is estimated that nearly 20,000 patients, several hundred of whom were pregnant women, were given the drug to help alleviate morning sickness or as a sedative, and at least 17 children were consequently born in the United States with thalidomide-associated deformities.

For denying the application despite the pressure from Richardson-Merrell Pharmaceuticals Co., Kelsey eventually received the President's Award for Distinguished Federal Civilian Service at a 1962 ceremony with President John F. Kennedy. In September 2010, the FDA honored Kelsey with the first Kelsey award, given annually to an FDA staff member. This came 50 years after Kelsey, then a new medical officer at the agency, first reviewed the application from the William S. Merrell Pharmaceuticals Company of Cincinnati.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 31 '22

There WAS a problem with people using it anyway because they knew better....

Now, why does that sound familiar? (cough, Ivermectin, cough cough)

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u/SeriousBrick9780 Aug 31 '22

Thank you! The FDA didn't let thalidomide in... Because they had safety concerns, believe it or not. It's so frustrating to see history turned like that.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 31 '22

Slide 12: "Before the uppity black man got into our White House we were less vocal about how racist we are."

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u/TheCattsMeow Team Pfizer Aug 31 '22

Exactly!

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u/Azar002 Aug 31 '22

I'm going to pray this woman gets what she deserves.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 31 '22

I'm going to pray this woman gets what she deserves.

Looks like your prayers are working! Keep it up! ;o)

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u/iiitme Aug 31 '22

“If they don’t let me out of here I’m going to pitch a fit”… go ahead than go home and die

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u/motherofpitbulls2 Aug 31 '22

The nurses would happily hand her an AMA form.

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u/pthomas745 Aug 31 '22

193 Rethuglicans voted against capping insulin prices.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DCDemocrats/status/1513602232113143810

And..OMG...Before Obama...we had NO OBAMA! BOOM! LET THAT SINK IN!

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u/Commercial_hater Aug 31 '22

First slide tells me all I need to know about this nominee.

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u/PsychologicalSnow476 Aug 31 '22

Those weird "Patriotic" paintings of Trump doing things like driving a motorcycle...guy can't even drive a car.

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u/DominoAxelrod Aug 31 '22

the thing with the trump art where he's riding a motor cycle or otherwise appearing especially manly crack me up because even making it is kind of an acknowledgment that it's not what he is. He's an obese, demented old man and they talk themselves into picturing him as an action hero.

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u/Ernest-Everhard42 Aug 31 '22

Yes hospitals are understaffed because of these idiots.

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u/Theauthor_13 Aug 31 '22

In all fairness, based on that neck, she was on borrowed time before landing in the hospital anyways - COVID just sped up the inevitable

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u/Zealousideal_Luck333 Aug 31 '22

Oh look. Another god bothering racist prick gets covid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Trump the overweight coward would definitely get on a motorbike with no helmet 🤣 ffs these people are deranged. You know I never see the politicians on my side as saviours just decent people doing the right thing. I’ve criticised many politicians ive votes for this kinda sycophancy is actually terrifying!

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u/jimjam721 Aug 31 '22

She should have grown a goatee to cover up that double chin.

Also: republicans just voted against affordable insulin

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u/valhopme I see stupid people Aug 31 '22

You just made me burst out laughing in public. And I’m sitting alone.

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u/ActiveEntertainer620 Nothing to be done Aug 31 '22

Did all of her chins make it back home with her?

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u/edgarapplepoe Aug 31 '22

Lol so much wrong here she might take the cake for most misinfo. I think my favorite is the Planned Parenthood going out of business. Not hardly. Trump was responsible for the first increase in aborition rate in like 30 years.

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u/Puzzled-Science-1870 Aug 31 '22

"mom has been in pain, uncomfortable and struggling to rest"

lol you did that to yourself

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

"My body is mine . . . It is not a ward of the state. I will determine what goes in it."

Curiously, this rule doesn't extend to women forced to have an ultrasound before an abortion.

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u/Randismaximus Aug 31 '22

I think it's funny she has a biker trump picture. The mental gymnastics these people do to idealize trump as some salt of the earth, heartland patriot is amazing. This man is a New York socialite, inheritor of family wealth, nowhere near middle class, with the softest hands in the world. Doesn't give two shits about you but somehow you can see him as James Dean or Jesus. Smh.

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u/vacuous_comment Omicron Persei 8 Aug 31 '22

She is just a gushing fountain of poisonous filth.

Unfortunately, she drank her own filth and it may end her.

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u/Monrezee Aug 31 '22

Not reading any memes...just here to call her stupid

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u/NewSouthWhales- Aug 31 '22

Hasn't she heard that doctors are giving her oxygen in order to poison her? Because that's a rumor I'd like her and her friends to hear.

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u/jthmeow1 Team Pfizer Aug 31 '22

Lol at calling Kapernick a Bitch

Look who is in the hospital and who just had a beautiful new baby, BITCH?

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u/RobinHood3000 🙀 New cat just dropped 👻 Aug 31 '22

Slide 18: Here's an image of a member of a population whose genocide we routinely dismiss and ignore, along with text misunderstanding both the harm of air conditioners (CFCs eating the ozone layer) and the benefit of electric vehicles (lower and more easily mitigated fossil fuel consumption).

That's just so many levels of distasteful and uninformed.

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u/hmnahmna1 RONA RALLIES FOR JESUS Aug 31 '22

The old CFCs did eat the ozone layer. However, the replacement refrigerants, HFCs, are potent greenhouse gases and are being phased out for more environmentally friendly alternatives. And there is a kernel of a point there about how the electricity to power the cars and the ACs is generated.

Not that I would expect our nominee to know that, of course . . .

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u/Special_Wishbone_812 Aug 31 '22

Distasteful and uninformed are pretty much the key descriptors for these folks. Show me the compassionate and thoughtful MAGA poster if you want to surprise me.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 31 '22

You may as well ask to see a unicorn. Your chances are probably better. :P

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u/edgarapplepoe Aug 31 '22

Ya, no one thinks AC electricity is more harmful than the Tesla charging electricity... just blatant misinformation.

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u/shecky_blue Aug 31 '22

You know what got me on this? The fact that we have a social media platform that allows this kind of blatant misinformation to be distributed. It’s beyond disgusting. Why haven’t we drive something about it?

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u/Practical_Cobbler165 Team Pfizer Aug 31 '22

When I saw that post about Obama, I thought, damn, she is dangerously stupid. Racist and stupid.

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u/Ok-Sugar-7399 Aug 31 '22

The folks (and we know who these folks are) that compare wearing masks and getting vaccines to things like genocide, segregation, death camps and all of the violence and horrendous stuff done towards POC and people of non christian religions are horrible. It takes it all to a whole other level. Nothing like sprinkling bigotry on top of stupidity. Good for a quick chuckle but damn, these people are a bit scary.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 31 '22

She posted one of those holocaust memes as well. I could have gone into three posts covering them all.

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 31 '22

The collage format you used lets us know their state of mind without wasting acreage on images we've seen 100s of times.

I really got a good sense of how vile she is from your collection.

You done good.

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u/tomdurkin Aug 31 '22

Wow. She believed every scummy source of disinformation out there. Even Candeath showed up. And the US had very few thalidomide babies (compared to Europe) BECAUSE of our regulatory agencies. Of course, our agencies can be damaged when you put trumpian political hacks in charge.

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u/teh-reflex Aug 31 '22

I can say with confidence that that fat ass has no clue how to ride a motorcycle.

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u/e2hawkeye Aug 31 '22

I don't think he could figure out a manual transmission if you gave him all week to do it. He'd rage quit and blame someone else, you know he would.

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u/teh-reflex Aug 31 '22

“The democrats must have designed this transmission!”

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u/BigCanoeBanjos Aug 31 '22

You know how she really could’ve stuck it to Big Pharma? By voting for democrats who support negotiating drug prices, Medicare for all, and corporate windfall taxes. But I’m guessing someone reposting Candace et al had a less than favorable opinion of “socialism.”

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u/Tranqup Aug 31 '22

Before I go beyond the first image -- what the everloving ridiculousness is that? A glamourized version of Trump riding a motorcycle with Melania behind him? Not only does Trump look nothing like this depiction, he can barely drive a golf cart, much less ride a motorcycle. The ways Trumpers try to pretend their hero isn't an old, flabby, overweight, treasonous, ketchup-throwing manchild is mind-numbing.

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u/redit3rd Team Moderna Aug 31 '22

Trump acts like a tough guy. Actually he acts like a wannabe tough guy. He also called himself blue collar. But he's not. So since his fans think that he's one way, and there is nothing but proof that he's a spoonfed cream puff and is despised by his own family, they have to create art to help reinforce the walls of their echo chamber. Reality keeps on trying to break through.

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u/R0lfasaurus Aug 31 '22

Lol “…make this go virtual!”

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u/wharfrat1973 Aug 31 '22

Do these idiots refuse Doctors Care when they get to the hospital or do they just accept the treatment once they walk in no questions asked.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 31 '22 Silver

Apparently they scream at the nurses and hit the call button repeatedly.

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u/SneakerEndurance Aug 31 '22

I feel so bad for the doctors and nurses at this hospital that have to put up with this imbecilic uneducated corpulent waste of matter and oxygen

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u/HermanCainShow Team AstraZeneca Aug 31 '22

What an insufferable bunch of c…ry babies. Just kick the whole lot out of the hospital and send them to the nearest church, god can heal them there.

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u/mmio60 Aug 31 '22

Cry babies is a pretty good description. Whiney bitches works as well. It is so remarkably easy to dislike these folks. Racist, homophobic, empty headed, FoxNews watching, Russia meme posting: touching all the bases.

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u/wholewheatscythe Aug 31 '22

“My body is mine …. I will determine what goes in it”. Then celebrates Planned Parenthood going bankrupt. And how dare lgbtq people live in sin!

Hateful hypocrite, no surprise there.

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u/bunnymoxie Aug 31 '22

I don’t get these people. If, as they say, when it’s your time it’s your time, why go to the hospital? Why seek medical intervention? Wouldn’t that be going against their God’s will? Just shut up and die and own them libs already.
And then the unmitigated gall to bitch about being in the hospital where her sorry ass is getting cared for bc she wouldn’t get a freaking free vaccine 🤦‍♀️ Racist slag can suck rocks. Zero sympathy for her and her hate.

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u/thedoodely Aug 31 '22

They could own us by taking all the prime plots in the cemetery. That would show us all and they'd have the last laugh.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 31 '22

Slide 17: I will entertain the idea and an investigation into the Clinton Foundation once all magats admit that Drumpf is a stooge for Putin and sold out our country to foreign dictators.

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u/Chidoro45 Aug 31 '22

Idiot can’t even drive a car let alone a motorcycle.

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u/Twerks4Jesus Aug 31 '22

Voting for the party defunding hospitals then complaining nurses are not waiting on you and hand and foot. 🤡

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u/CallidoraBlack Team Mix & Match Aug 31 '22

The FDA never approved thalidomide. 🤷‍♀️

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u/ThresherGDI Aug 31 '22

It's amazing that a staff that is overworked, underpaid, and at the end of their rope would be in short supply to take care of people who refused to get a vaccine that could have kept them from being in the hospital to begin with.

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u/SearchAtlantis Aug 31 '22

Ah yes, the Mucinex treats COVID. 🙄

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u/Lmh68 Aug 31 '22

Yeah, Obama divided the country. More like him being president pissed off a bunch of racists.

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u/FilthyChangeup55 Aug 31 '22

The theme song of this sub is Radiohead’s Just

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 31 '22

You do it to yourself, you do…and that’s what really hurts

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u/skipapproach Aug 31 '22

These depictions of trump are absurd. I'd love to see him ride a motorcycle without a helmet. It'd end a lot of our problems.

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u/wvdheiden207 Team Pfizer Aug 31 '22

Woman for Trump are a waste of oxygen.

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u/tomdurkin Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

And can we think of any group of people who got COVID unnecessarily who could be straining hospital resources?

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u/lucymx16 ta-ra-ra-boost-e-ay Aug 31 '22

Hospitals are short of all kinds of staff due to burnout, attrition, exhaustion. Many left the field of direct care no matter what their vax views. It's been a long frakking pandemic, no end in sight.

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u/bogboom Aug 31 '22

Like Fat Donnie has ever ridden a Motor Bike in his life. I find it hilarious the extent these memes go to try and portray this 75 your old grifter as some sort of working class hero.

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u/AmySueF Aug 31 '22

MAGA’s have such weird fantasies. They always picture Donald Trump doing things he can’t physically do or looking like Tom Cruise in his 80’s movies. They want a farking superhero, and what they actually have is a fat old man in his 70’s who slurs his speech, can barely walk anywhere and has to be driven two blocks, has to cheat at golf to win, holds his water with both hands, and needs help walking down a ramp. They mock President Biden as weak and senile, and he’s the one riding his bicycle everywhere.

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u/Justbrowsingredditts Aug 31 '22

“Women for Trump”

“Gays for homophobes”

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u/theyrenothelpful Aug 31 '22

lol one of best

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u/intheazsun Blood Donor 🩸 Aug 31 '22

lol grouse

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u/Abracadaver2000 Aug 31 '22

Tots and pears.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 31 '22

Slide 13: Big pharma may have said that but the FDA didn't. It wasn't licensed for use in the US.

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u/wave-garden Aug 31 '22

I’m just laughing imagining Donald Trump trying to ride a motorcycle. 🤣

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u/prosperosniece Aug 31 '22

Now this moron is stuck at home tied to an oxygen tank. Meanwhile my vaccinated self is free to travel to Europe next month.

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u/HandsomeSpider Aug 31 '22

Bye, Qelicia

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u/godwins_law_34 Aug 31 '22

Thalidomide is an fda success story if you aren't a moron and can read.

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u/Striker660 Aug 31 '22

Man, these people have a body dismorphic disorder when it comes to them looking at Trump.

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u/Imaginary-Newt-493 COVID + ALT-RIGHT + DELETE Aug 31 '22

What is up with the rainbow comment? Who was ever taught that rainbows were a "promise from God"? It's almost like she wants a rainbow pride flag to be extra offensive. They always want to believe something is actively harming them, when in reality, she probably doesn't have enough contact with lgbtq people for it to matter to her at all. But, oh well. I slept in a reclining positon in an actual bed last night. I also ate a delicious meal that didn't involve a blender, or my husband harassing health care workers.

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u/Ao-sagi 🌬🦠✋😷 Talk to the mask! Aug 31 '22 Take My Energy

It’s actually in the Bible. After god threw a hissy fit and murdered all of humanity in a flood save for one guy and his family in a boat, he cast a rainbow over the waters to pinky promise he‘ll never do it again.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 31 '22

"Don't make me drown y'all again!"

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 31 '22

Don't forget that same guy decided to get good and schnockered one day after surviving all of that and passed out naked with a vaguely 'no homos' overtone of the sons covering him up.

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u/AdApprehensive4978 Aug 31 '22

Why would you put trump on a Harley, quit with the tough guy routine. He wants you to worship his badassness. He has never caught anyone except Vince Mcmann which was staged and totally fake. He never threw a punch closer than 6”. Real bad man.

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u/Sharkbait1737 Aug 31 '22

Technically that’s a red-legged partridge.

Which doesn’t detract from what an absolute moron she is of course.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 31 '22

Huh. I entered "grouse" in the search engine. Serves me right for not hauling out my bird book and verifying it.

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u/TheCattsMeow Team Pfizer Aug 31 '22

Still, grouse is a great moniker. Well done!

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u/famousevan Aug 31 '22

Trump couldn’t even walk down a ramp or drink a glass of water without two hands or consistently say the word “yesterday”. Yet we’re to find it super plausible he’d be riding a hog with Melanie on the back? Lol

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u/Sardonnicus Aug 31 '22

Has this person ever had an original thought in her entire life? I'm still not convinced that is not a bot account.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 31 '22

If it is, someone has gone to a great deal of trouble to give her a backstory and relatives.

Her husband stopped using Facebook in early January 2021 (you can guess why) but didn't seem to post anything about masks or vaccines despite being a rabid Trumpanzee. She herself didn't start posting a lot of stuff until about May that year. By August it was a torrent.

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u/ColHardwood Aug 31 '22

“Make this go virtual!”