r/HermanCainAward Sep 07 '22 Silver 1 Platinum 1 Helpful 2 Wholesome 1 Wearing is Caring 1 I'll Drink to That 1

Blue will be nice to you if you’re nice to him, unless you’re trans, a Democrat, or suggest that he get the vaccine. He earned his award last night. Awarded

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u/ghostacrossthestreet Sep 07 '22

Slide 8: "Come get me Bitch"

COVID: Prime Minister Trudeau is a little busy running a country. So I thought I'd pay you a little visit in his stead.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Sep 07 '22

Gave $500 for a grift, how typical of someone with his personality

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 07 '22

But hates his taxes being spent on other people's medical care.

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u/Frapplo Sep 07 '22

Including his own, apparently.

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u/theatog Sep 07 '22

And remember BLM stole your money. How ironic.

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u/gin_and_soda Sep 07 '22

That was my favourite. The whole convoy was a money making scam and these idiots fell for it

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u/Mysterious_Status_11 Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴 Sep 07 '22

And then there was Bannon's border wall fund scam, not to mention the funds pilfered from a children's cancer charity. Etc. Et al. Ad nauseum .

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u/ApeLikeyStock Sep 07 '22

What’s that they say about fools and their money?

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u/useyourownjudgement Sep 07 '22

And the trump charities and trump university were also scams. He'll trumps whole campaign was a scam.

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u/m-p-3 Team Moderna Sep 07 '22

And a part of it is still held in escrow lol

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u/billybillingham Sep 07 '22

Him telling Trudeau "Come get me Bitch" is the pinnacle of what social media has contributed to changing our society. Of course Trudeau is never going to see this guy's post, and if he did, would not be able to care less about it. But being able to have a platform to say things to make him feel like a big man behind a keyboard and computer screen emboldens him to do more of the same and it always escalates with each new one.

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Go Fund Yourself 🍰 Sep 07 '22

Plus, Trudeau's been doing combat sports his whole life and is in excellent shape, while I think our awardee must have let himself go some since he was in the service. If they ever had squared off, my money would have been on the Canadian.

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u/Codeshark Sep 07 '22

I mean, my money is definitely on Trudeau now.

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u/babyharpsealface Team Bivalent Booster Sep 07 '22

Well now I'm just picturing Trudeau: "(lands a punch) soarry! (lands another punch) soarry! (roundhouse kicks to the nose) soarry! Good thing you have healthca- oh. Nevermind. Soarry!"

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u/blarryg Sep 07 '22

He yelled at Trudeau, but Covid heard.

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u/Thief_of_Sanity Sep 07 '22

He should have kept it for his inevitable Go Fund Me.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Sep 07 '22

Covid: "We done now, bitch?"

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u/fuzz_boy Sep 07 '22

And he thinks BLM stole people's money! So close, so close.

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u/Quincyperson Sep 07 '22

BLM stole your money? Wait until this guy hears what the truckers were doing with his $500.00

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 07 '22

BLM stole your money? Wait until this guy hears what the truckers were doing with his $500.00

That goes back to the post about trump in a hotel with hookers.........

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u/LegendofJoe Sep 07 '22

Fuck he thought of everything

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u/sandwhale- Sep 07 '22

Scamming money from these idiots is so easy. Not even a joke: if I hit rock bottom financially for some reason, my Plan Z is to scam these idiots.

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u/Unadvisable Sep 07 '22

You could probably just set up a table in some random plaza or mall with a banner saying “PRESIDENT TRUMP NEEDZ YOR HELP” and make a couple thousand in a day LMAO

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u/urdumbplsleave Sep 08 '22

Just pay some data aggregating company $50 for a binder full of elderly conservatives in affluent neighborhoods and send them targeted emails 5 times a day saying "I was talking to Donal trump today and he said that he really wishes you would help him pay for a plane ticket to fly out and thank you personally for your support! Click here to donate, click here to make sure president trump flies first class to see his biggest supporter"

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u/guero_vaquero Sep 07 '22

Unfortunately he may not get that bit of news now…

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u/CombSalty6505 Sep 07 '22

Well that last slide… hmm.

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u/eyehate Sep 07 '22

Hello darkness, my old friend...

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u/leamanc Sep 07 '22

He couldn’t change so I guess that’s why he stopped breathing.

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u/xzelldx Sep 07 '22

The last slide a powerful closer

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u/jomiran Team Moderna Sep 07 '22

*chefkiss*

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Sep 07 '22

It’s too late to change now for him

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 07 '22 edited Sep 07 '22

Goatee - check

Idiot - check

Camo - check (see cap)

Oakleys - check

This guy had no chance based on the symptoms above.

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u/yukumizu Sep 07 '22

Ex-military - check

Our military institutions love uneducated assholes who they can indoctrinate and radicalize.

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u/RandyMossPhD Sep 07 '22 edited Sep 08 '22

It’s a bit of that but i really think it’s more the idiots seeking out the military. All the top brass are highly educated, officers in training go to school for free (ROTC) and vets get heavily subsidized education if they choose to go that route. Some just seem to choose ignorance and be very vocal about it

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u/SpoofedFinger What A Drip 🩸 Sep 08 '22

Also, the kind of guys that bring up being a vet all the time are the ones that generally don't have anything going for them so everybody gets a skewed perception of vets.

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u/EhrenScwhab Sep 07 '22

Blue was a retired Chief Petty Officer in the U.S. Navy. As currently vaccinated, currently breathing Chief Petty Officer in the U.S. Navy, this dude was equipped to know better and chose ignorance and death.

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u/CobaltFire82 Sep 07 '22

Another currently vaccinated, currently breathing CPO here to say the same thing.

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u/Mom2Mickey Hit me with your 4th shot! Fire away 💉🎶 Sep 07 '22

Aye aye Chief.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Sep 07 '22

He betrayed his oath to the Constitution, Covid ended up giving a court martial and final dishonorable discharge to this bigot

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 07 '22

So many ex-military officers have come thru here. FB is so powerful that it removes all of the training and military experiences for the sake of useless emotions and false political arguments.

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u/maxreddit Sep 08 '22

We live in a strange timeline where a website made to rate women's hotness massively overcomes the training and oaths of the largest, most well funded military in the world.

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u/Mom2Mickey Hit me with your 4th shot! Fire away 💉🎶 Sep 07 '22

Aye aye Chief.

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u/WintersChild79 💉Vax Mercenary💉 Sep 07 '22

Ah, now I get it. Biological warfare is bad, and something that you should protect yourself against, but biological ware fare is nothing to worry about. Except that he was still angry about it, so I guess that I'm still confused.

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u/blankdoubt Sep 07 '22

What's it's called when someone holds two completely opposite beliefs that cannot both be true and finds no conflict in them?

Cognitive dissonance would fit except there is no conflict in his mind.

Bisociation is the closest I can think of but that doesn't quite capture the flavor of idiocy inherent to the proposition that it's biological warfare, yet simulataneously a hoax one does not need to protect oneself against by getting vaccinated.

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u/The_Ruly_Anarchist Sep 07 '22

Orwell coined the term "doublethink".

I think that covers it.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 07 '22

Cognitive dissonance would fit except there is no conflict in his mind.

Because there is also no cognition.

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u/thinking_is_hard69 Sep 07 '22

cognitive dissonance means he’s got his emotions mixed, which is definitely the case if he’s really angry about a virus that’s definitely not serious.

source: I’m a Florida Man. saw enough people supplant existential dread with being angry at mr science man ‘cuz it was easier.

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u/1000Airplanes Team Moderna Sep 07 '22

Delusional

Delusional is the word that describes conservatives

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u/FearSkyDaddy Biological Ware Fare Sep 07 '22

Ware fare? Is it a dangerous collection of glassware? Saucers with attitude I suppose?

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u/AgentEntropy Sep 07 '22

It's amazing and scary that this guy was a chief in the Navy, but still spells it "ware fare".

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Sep 07 '22

I think he meant Biological Ware Fair. That's where people come to buy and sell gear for farm animals and such. I got a chicken coop and a horse saddle at one.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms Sep 07 '22

I think he meant biological wharf fare, which is to say, seafood caught while fishing off a wharf.

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u/gruntothesmitey Team Moderna Sep 07 '22

warfare

He said "ware fare". Because he's a fucking moron.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 07 '22

He said "ware fare". Because he's a fucking moron.

Their 3rd grade education always seem to fail them eventually.

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u/Imjokin Sep 07 '22

Yeah, on slide 9 he also referred to Facebook as “FaceTime”.

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u/dirtyjavis Sep 07 '22

and on 10 used Professionally in place of Profoundly.

I suppose professionally would fit, but profoundly makes more sense. What am I doing breaking down this dumb dead man's words?

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u/Trumpisaderelict Sep 07 '22

Oh my word he was so stupid 🤦‍♂️

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u/SirJohnSmythe Team Mix & Match Sep 07 '22 edited Sep 07 '22

Let's test FaceTime on how long it takes them to kick me off [slide 9]

Literally every sentence in that post is wrong, including which website he's testing 🤣

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u/VanimalCracker Sep 07 '22

Jill Biden is running the show? Just..what?

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Sep 07 '22

Yeah, that one's new. I guess because Biden is too old? Echoing how Nancy Reagan made some decisions because Ron was showing dementia signs, or so I've heard.

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u/Fuck_auto_tabs You’r dead kiddo Sep 07 '22

Jill has a doctorate while Nancy was dictating policy via astrologists. Definitely more comfortable with Jill

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u/mrkruk Usually the🩸 gets off at the Second Floor Sep 07 '22

Big upvote from me on this one, Dr Biden is in a far better position to weigh in on complex issues than asking someone to have their palm read for spiritual guidance.

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u/CF_FI_Fly Team Bivalent Booster Sep 07 '22

It's too bad her astrologer couldn't predict the assassination attempt.

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u/OGPunkr Go Give One Sep 07 '22

Oh, the horror. Somebody save me. /s

I wish an educator was in charge. We need serious changes in our education system.

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u/Flahdagal Darwin take the wheel Sep 07 '22

Never underestimate the misogyny of the right. Never. Michelle Obama, model mother and wife, is secretly a man!! Jill Biden is 'running the show'. Hillary literally eats small children. Kamala slept her way to the VP seat.

The idea of a strong woman is anathema to these mouth-breathers. Oh, wait, not this guy, any longer. Sad.

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u/smallerthings Sep 07 '22

They called Michelle an ape in heels despite her being nothing but class the entire time.

They worshipped Melania despite her being an immigrant who posed naked and shit talked Christmas.

It's misogyny, but it's also selective just like everything else.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 07 '22

The idea of a strong woman is anathema to these mouth-breathers. Oh, wait, not this guy, any longer. Sad.

Yeah... He has an entire eternity in HELL to ponder his stupidity and terrible choices.

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u/Querch Sep 07 '22

Yeah... He has an entire eternity in HELL to ponder his stupidity and terrible choices.

I'm afraid that program requires the Self Awareness driver and a sufficiently high Intelligence but his hardware just isn't up to spec.

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u/gitgudds3 Sep 07 '22

I have a co-worker who is a Trumper. She and I have friendly debates because we respect each other. Then she said this-- "Jill Biden is a horrible Mom and is a crook! She should be arrested!" I didn't get it, and still don't. I hadn't heard that one before. My response was, "Well, she's a teacher, not a mail order bride." We haven't had a friendly debate since...

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u/Muad-_-Dib Sep 07 '22

I will never get over the republicans that stated that class had returned to the White House after a twice divorced rapist and his escort for a wife moved in.

Obama being black really did just fucking break these people.

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u/Tropic_Anna Livin' in Peach Tree Dish Paradise Sep 07 '22

I was surprised that the christofascists were okay with her basically trashing Christmas at the White House. But not too surprised, I guess.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 07 '22

Melania wasn't even a mail order bride. She was working as an "escort" when her work visa ran out and she couldn't model any more. Not that there's anything wrong with sex workers, but she was quite literally a prostitute when the married man that she later married started using her services.

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u/maleia Sep 07 '22

She's probably just a Putin asset to keep tabs on Trump. I wouldn't be surprised in the least to find it out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Right I’ve not heard that one before!

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u/crisco8 Team Mix & Match Sep 07 '22

Reading this guy’s posts makes it very evident as to why so many of these chucklefucks copy and paste instead of posting their own opinions. Because when they do try to articulate an original opinion, they can’t spell or use punctuation properly and have no grasp of grammatical fundamentals.

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u/MuuaadDib Quantum Healer Sep 07 '22 Silver

Moon landing was fake, let's see how long it take NASA to take this down!

Sir....you are on Autotrader.

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u/dhoffnun Sep 07 '22

YEAH WELL THAT'S BECAUSE THE WOKEFLAKES AT NASSY CANCELLED ME FOR TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT SPACE JEWS ON THEIR WEB SITE!!!1

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u/OGPunkr Go Give One Sep 07 '22

or reality it seems

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u/LazyZealot9428 Paradise by the ECMO Lights Sep 07 '22

A lot of their copy pasta and memes are misspelled or grammatically incorrect as well.

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u/LaskoLad Team Pfizer Sep 07 '22 edited Sep 07 '22

That’s how you keep with the in crowd. It’s all psychological. Their friends and peers are just as uneducated and think “everyone I don’t like is smart” so they all keep typos in to dog whistle that they are “good ‘ol down home regular people”, not some “coastal Liberal elitist-Marxist-communist-socialist BLM whatever other current dogwhistle buzzword”

Edit: I grew up in these parts of the country and being educated is the quickest way into the “out group”. It’s a threat to them if you sound smart. My parents didn’t want me to be like that and encouraged me to go out, go to college and get a degree. I did and it changed my perspective and as soon as they realized I wasn’t a Republican like them their attitudes changed. All of a sudden I was the black sheep of the family and “just didn’t understand them anymore” like I hadn’t been raised just like them for 18 years…

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u/NeosDemocritus Sep 07 '22 edited Sep 07 '22

That’s the irony. American history is a story of hard-working immigrants (other than the genocide of native peoples and kidnapping and enslavement of Africans, of course) who in the first generation(s) worked menial or low-level jobs, and saved enough to further their kids’ education in order to give them a better life, which academic accomplishments were deeply respected and the source of immense family pride, and this story continues with each new wave of immigrants. And yet, here we have an entire segment of the native-born population for whom academic achievement and intellectual rigor and creativity is a threat, an affront, and a target of derision, in spite of the fact it has been the source of such vast wealth and national strength. Benjamin Franklin was truly the Founding Father of the original American Dream: the ambition of life-long learning and self-improvement, the veneration of Reason, and the necessity of progress. How far some have fallen, the very ones who claim to be more American than everyone else.

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u/Abuses-Commas Sep 07 '22

Benjamin Franklin was truly the Founding Father of the original American Dream:

Don't forget to add slaying puss into his 80s

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 07 '22

they can’t spell or use punctuation properly and have no grasp of grammatical fundamentals.

It's that darned Room Temperature IQ! Try as they might, they can't escape the simple fact that they are the dumbest human beings on the planet.

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u/LikeAMan_NotAGod Go Give One Sep 07 '22

It's called biological ware fare!

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u/metalgtr84 Sep 07 '22

I’ll trade you a sack of nickels.

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u/HAthrowaway50 Sep 07 '22

i know a guy who can sell you some pretty high quality copper wares if you are willing to send a servant through enemy territory

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u/The_Spectacle Sep 07 '22

Bisexsual ware fare

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u/DeadmanDexter Sep 07 '22

Tempt me with a good time

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u/touslesmatins Go Give One Sep 07 '22

It's biological ware fare sweaty 💅

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u/Tatunkawitco Sep 07 '22

And yet he wouldn’t get vaccinated against what he thought was a biological weapon?

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u/RIPshowtime Sep 07 '22

Lol. Imagine trying to get kicked off of FaceTime. What a dweeb.

Love the standard issue goatee and Wokeleys too. Miss these posts.

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u/brycano Sep 07 '22

Wokeleys... What a great name for them. I can't believe I haven't seen that 'til now.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 07 '22

Why does he think FaceTime gives a shit what he says? Or is that an autocomplete fuckup?

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u/MrGreen17 Sep 07 '22

Well it did tell him climate change was real there at the end.

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u/DesignatedDecoy Sep 07 '22

The conspiracy goes deeper. They didn't just kick him off, they assassinated him to silence him.

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u/Bippy73 Sep 07 '22

Well, he should’ve started a new beginning of trusting science and not being so deep in his death cult that his hate blinded all facts. There are still 500 a day dying from Covid but people are in denial.

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u/SueAnnNivens Go Give One Sep 07 '22

I wonder if he thought he would be a Herman Cain Award recipient when he offered up the RIP to Herman Cain...

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u/coolwater85 Team Mudblood 🩸 Sep 07 '22

That was some epic foreshadowing.

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u/reddrick Sep 07 '22

My favorite bit of foreshadowing is from slide 4.

I would stake my life on it

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Sep 07 '22

Morgan Freeman: "And so he did."

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Sep 07 '22

You know, very few Republicans bothered to mark Cain's passing, so ... good on him?

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u/Cheap_Molasses_1687 Sep 07 '22

So much rebellion and profanity from this guy all the way to the grave.

Oh how will I ever recover from such ownage?

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 07 '22

I feel so owned, I had a BLT! It felt great.

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u/marthirial2 Sep 07 '22

(/) Goatee

(/) Camo cap

(/) Knockoff Oakley's

(/) Overweight

(/) Racist

(/) Tech ignorant

(/) Cultist

(/) MAGA stooge

(/) Science denier

Yep. Death seems like the obvious inescapable outcome.

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u/reallygoodbee Team Pfizer Sep 07 '22

Don't forget (/) Internet Toughguy

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u/Draker-X Sep 07 '22 edited Sep 07 '22

To summarize:

  • According to Blue, COVID was allegedly a Chinese-made virus, intentionally released to spread around the world as "biological ware fare", to kill citizens of other countries for China's benefit.
  • Blue was a military veteran of the Navy, charged with defending America against enemies.
  • Blue's country, of whom he was an active defender, created a vaccine to protect their citizens against COVID. In other words; the government of the United States was offering him armor to defend himself against China's supposed deadly weapon.
  • Blue refused to get the armor.
  • Blue died of the Chinese "biological ware fare" virus. Which is allegedly exactly what China hoped would happen.

What. The. Fuck.

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u/3kidsnomoney--- Sep 07 '22

They hold such contradictory believes... COVID-19 can't be both fake AND a Chinese bioweapon, guys, get off the fence and choose one!

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u/Raucous_Indignation Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW Sep 07 '22

Little Boy Blue, come blow your life away through a tube.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 07 '22

The sheeple are in the meadow.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Sep 07 '22

The covid jumped over the moon.

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u/spankmydingo Sep 07 '22

He’s the smartest guy in the cemetery.

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u/gitgudds3 Sep 07 '22

I don't care

If you're white,

have a goatee, camo cap, beer belly,

a wife who votes how you tell her to,

or voted for an orange bloated lying sociopath.

If you're dead because of willful ignorance,

You're dead to me.

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u/DeeNYC45 Sep 07 '22

Slide 3 sums up their hypocrisy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Why do they always have salt-and-pepper goatees?

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 07 '22

They think it hides the jowls and weak chins.

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u/PolesRunningCoach Team Mix & Match Sep 07 '22

As a lesbian, I doubt his veracity where he says he’d be nice to me. But I guess we’ll never know.

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u/noodlyarms Team Moderna Sep 07 '22

I'd bet, he'd be nice to you as long as he believed he could turn you straight.

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u/EC-Texas Sep 07 '22

I'd bet money he'd hit on to you, especially once he knew. Because who could refuse his sexy body? /s

And then condemn you simply because you said no.

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u/PolesRunningCoach Team Mix & Match Sep 07 '22

Or just ignore the fact I’m gay.

Either way, I’m too old for that 💩.

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u/driffson Baaaaaa, dbag 🐑 Sep 07 '22

He’d have been nice to you if he thought you were hot. And been all vocal about his inside thoughts about it.

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u/CalifaDaze Sep 07 '22

I always found it funny that back in the day, a put down for gays would be to call them girls. And for lesbians it would be to call them men. However once trans people got more noteriety and actually wanted to be called by their non birth gender now conservatives have a problem and can't understand. I guess the whole time it was about being jerks and bullies more than anything else.

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u/Goldang Team Pfizer Sep 07 '22

Be nice to me = “accommodate my wishes and desires without complaint”

I’ll be nice to you = “I’ll allow you to exist if you stay quiet”

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u/RealLADude Quantum Healer Sep 07 '22

I bet he enjoyed lesbian porn though. The kind made for men, I mean.

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u/CalifaDaze Sep 07 '22

Does he not realize Bruce / Caitlin Jenner is a conservative Republican?

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 07 '22

Apparently, not conservative enough, or she'd shut up and do what God wants her to do.

/s

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u/Zealousideal_Luck333 Sep 07 '22

Slide two: I have yet to meet one person who misses Herman Cain. Just sayin'.

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u/goforthandconquer Sep 07 '22

He was the I have a black friend .. for a quick minute

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u/nyqs81 Team Pfizer Sep 07 '22

“can’t called”

The American education system folks.

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u/eyehate Sep 07 '22

I like the Biden is old and incompetent post. Almost as much as the post where he says he would vote for Trump, regardless of how criminal Trump is.

But I have to wonder. Did he know that Trump is only three years younger than Biden?

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u/FistofanAngryGoddess If I didn't want them shorn, I wouldn't have made them sheep Sep 07 '22

He mentioned our main man Herman!

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u/pghbro Sep 07 '22

Behind literally EVERY “I don’t care if you’re black, white, rich, poor, etc etc” post on Facebook is THE most racist, judgemental, bigot, shithook you’ll ever meet

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u/NDubbaYa Sep 07 '22

Doesn’t matter where the virus came from. We own it. We had the most cases and we had the most deaths. These were largely preventable. Instead people like Blue there decided to ignore common sense measures.

Earn is apt because you have to really try to die of covid now. This isn’t 2020. We know more about covid than ever before. There are better treatment options and the vaccine is widely available. Despite that Blue actively worked against people just wanting to help him. His ignorance killed him in the end. Another family without a father. Another family without a brother. All because the guy did everything possible to get himself killed.

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u/MesquiteAutomotive Team Mix & Match Sep 07 '22

Oh no how sad. /s

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u/Few-Cap-8538 Sep 07 '22

Seems like there are a lot of Navy Chiefs out there getting awards🤔

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u/JCase891 Sep 07 '22

The 'rip Herman Cain' made me laugh considering dude was on his way to a Herman Cain award himself. Lol

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 07 '22

Wasn't that just beautiful?

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u/hossbonaventure15 Sep 07 '22

rest in peace, Herman Cain, who I thought was Allen West and also Tim Scott. And Herschel Walker. You will be missed

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Sep 07 '22

Seemed like a nice, reasonable guy. But then I got to slides 2 - 11. Slide 8. Hate to tell you (actually can't anymore) Trudeau don't/didn't give a sh#t about you, so he ain't coming for you. And I bet you didn't give 500 to the truckers. A selfish prick like you? C'mon man! And if on the off chance you did, a fool and money.....

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u/bertiesakura Sep 07 '22

BLM stole your money. Now give me a moment as I donate to Stop the Steal, Build the Wall, Election Integrity, and Truth Social.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Sep 07 '22

Speaking of which:

Bannon got indicted this week on fraud for the build the wall grist and the dark money org associated with it got a hard hit from the IRS this week.

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u/Resident-Working4746 WarioWare 2: Ware Fare Sep 07 '22

WarioWare 2: Ware Fare

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u/humanagain12 Sep 07 '22

Always the same people. The last laugh are those who are vaccinated. We are living while you’re dead and bonus never will be voting again!

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u/Paula_Polestark ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! Sep 07 '22

Damn right he isn’t mailing in a vote! 😀

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u/papa_spaghett Sep 07 '22

Imagine dying from a preventable disease just to own Brandon and the Libs. Lmaoo

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u/Ammolite-Valkyrie 👪 The family that FA together, FO together Sep 07 '22

It sure is a pity that he won't have that $500 that he donated to the trucker grifters for his funeral expenses.

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Sep 07 '22

Maybe they could bury him with the thank-you card the truckers sent in return.

...They did thank him for his contribution, right?

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u/mmps901 Hunter Biden's Deep State Nanobot Sep 07 '22

Nice choice for the final slide. Meh, what’re you gonna do? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Conscious-Taro7244 Sep 07 '22

The last slide is perfect. Covid had a word with him about that whole breathing thing.

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u/deadnside Sep 07 '22

No new beginnings for him.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 07 '22

No new beginnings for him.

Not completely true... He is beginning to DECOMPOSE. ;o)

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u/ilikedmatrixiv Sep 07 '22

Slide #3: how much would you bet this guy got his knickers in a twist over Hunter Biden's laptop / crack pipe pictures.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

He is with Trump "His Lord and Master" in Heaven now. /sarcasm

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 07 '22

Trump died? Aw, don't get my hopes up.

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u/overpregnant Death means never having to say you were wrong Sep 07 '22

At least he died doing what he loved (hating humanity)

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u/gruntothesmitey Team Moderna Sep 07 '22

Awww, some guy with a goatee is triggered in here. Dude: Just shave that bullshit off. Ditch the Oakleys and the camo hat. It'll make you look like you read a book once.

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u/SHOWMEYOURBUSHGIRL Sep 07 '22

If these morons insist it was an intentional outbreak from a lab, why the fuck won't they wear a mask or get a vaccine? Are they stupid or something?

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u/EWR-RampRat11-29 Sep 07 '22

Tupper ware fare.

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u/SplitLevel17 Sep 07 '22

“BLM stole your money” right after “I gave $500 to the Freedom Truckers!!!” 🤦‍♂️

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u/BigCanoeBanjos Sep 07 '22

Herman Cain walked so Hershel Walker could literally run as every Republican’s token black friend. You know, “one of the good ones.”

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u/Emanemanem Sep 07 '22

It’s just wild to me that there are people still dying from this disease literally over 2 and a half years after the pandemic reached the US. Like how does an unvaccinated person survive that long and then die of what’s largely reported to be the mildest version of the virus?

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u/Haploid-life Sep 07 '22

Absolute troglodyte

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u/H_is_enuf Sep 07 '22

Wow, it’s hard to wrap my head around the fact that people are still dying from Covid. How senseless.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Sep 07 '22

500 every day in America.

Every. Day.

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u/MelonElbows Team Moderna Sep 07 '22

Sunglasses, baseball cap, goatee, low quality looking white guy....he was doomed from the beginning.

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u/Scrungo_Mungo Sep 07 '22

Why is it always that posts are rife with spelling mistakes with these idiots haha

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u/Farucci Sep 07 '22

I’m feeling a bit disenfranchised, but thanks to a vaccine I can breathe and move on with my life. Later, Blue. . .

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u/AmySueF Sep 07 '22

Awwww those poor Canadian truckers won’t be grifting any more money from THIS guy. Good.

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u/portablebiscuit Paradise by the ECMO Lights Sep 07 '22

Imagine dying two years into a pandemic when you've had ample time to prepare and prevent. At this point it's just suicide by stubbornness and I have no fucks left to give.

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u/StillBurningInside Sep 07 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

He wasn’t “fighting covid “ he didn’t even Vaccinate himself . He lost the fight before it began.

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u/bertiesakura Sep 07 '22

Ok OP, throwing in that last slide at the end…Chef’s Kiss

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 07 '22

Slide two... oh don't worry, Herman will be remembered for a very long time, thanks to us. Unlike you.

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u/GunnieGraves Sep 07 '22

It’s so strange that nature can create a virus that can target specific features or vulnerabilities so cleverly. I mean, a virus that seeks out camo hats, sunglasses, and goatees?! Who would have guessed.

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u/TheMost_ut I can’t believe it’s not lung butter 🧈 Sep 07 '22

What a tragic loss to the the world at large,

another buttfuck with bad teeth and no brain.

Who will soon be snorting coke in hell

with his Hero Herman Cain...

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u/cptnpiccard Sep 07 '22

I'm just here for my usual "double chin, goatee" comment

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u/Aaladorn Sep 07 '22

Hell just got a little more stupid

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u/SeekerSpock32 Sep 07 '22 edited Sep 07 '22

The truckers held a city hostage and kept people from sleeping for weeks by all the horn honking. That is, without exaggeration, torturing an entire city. Sleep deprivation is a form of torture.

And this bastard saw torturing a city a worthy enough cause to donate 500 fucking dollars, which could’ve been used for anything else.

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u/Camarokerie Sep 07 '22 edited Sep 07 '22

What I don't get is a 4 day temp Facebook ban for telling my friend I'm going to kick him, and you have people like this spreading misinformation that actually kills people with no consequences

Facebook is such shit

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u/jmmmke Sep 07 '22

Challenging Justin Trudeau to come get him over a $500 donation to trucker fraud. It would have been cool if Canada started an illegal military invasion of the US to apprehend this guy. Well, too late now.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 07 '22

Challenging Justin Trudeau to come get him over a $500 donation to trucker fraud. It would have been cool if Canada started an illegal military invasion of the US to apprehend this guy. Well, too late now.

This plays to their delusional "Main Character" narrative where they are always at the center of everything. The reality is, this moron was nothing more than "Dead Guy #686901" in the 2022 version of COVID the Movie.

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u/McEndee Sep 07 '22 Lawyer Up

I wonder how he feels about Hunter Biden engaging in drugs and hookers. If that third slide is any indication, I'm sure he'll be fine with it.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 07 '22

Well, no, that's DIFFERENT. Trump can do no wrong. Remember what he said?: "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters."

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u/The_Only_Egg Sep 07 '22

Doesn’t understand the distinction between Facebook and FaceTime… Quite the intellectual, I see.

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u/I_upvote_downvotes Sep 07 '22

"BLM stole your money"

"I gave 500 bucks to a Canadian who will then pocket it for themselves"

Normally I find this sub sad, but this time I'm not sure if this one was self aware.

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u/GimmeAMalt Sep 07 '22

Rocking that 90’s goatee. It’s a must have for these morons

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u/Badgers_or_Bust Sep 07 '22

I always love the duality of their opinions about Joe Biden. He is both old and incompetent as well as running everything.

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u/mrkruk Usually the🩸 gets off at the Second Floor Sep 07 '22

How he posted about voting for Trump in 2020 no matter what is what horrifies me about Trump's cult. What in the world are they thinking saying they don't care what he does, they will vote for him??? That's awful for America.

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u/redvariation Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ Sep 07 '22

Biden may be old, but he's not dead and YOU are, asshole.

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u/Glum-Suggestion-6033 Sep 07 '22

Shout out to HERMAIN CAIN, the GOAT!

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u/Wontchubemyneighbor Sep 07 '22

Guys not even conservative. Wants troops to be used on American citizens. Cognitive failure right there

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u/smallerthings Sep 07 '22

Slide 3 is pointing out exactly why these Republican cult members can't be reasoned with or why their criticism of Democrats doesn't mean shit. They don't care about any of this. They just want their team to win and anything else is irrelevant.