r/HermanCainAward ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 09 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 1

UPDATE: today "Finch" got his award after a short stay in hospital. Awarded

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u/kthulhu666 Sep 09 '22

Always enjoy seeing a leather daddy before an anti gay marriage meme. Classy!

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u/Like_a_warm_towel Sep 09 '22

Watts the Safeword

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u/DickButtPlease Team Pfizer Sep 09 '22

My safe word is, “Harder."

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u/TooDanBad Sep 09 '22

Meanwhile Sam Elliott did a voice over for Biden’s 2020 campaign and supports abortion rights.. lordt

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u/Dark__Thoughts Sep 09 '22

They also always go with these muscled manly man dudes, but also end up looking like the exact opposite.

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u/seXJ69 Sep 09 '22

I like when religious anti LGBTQ asshats post the meme of the guy smoking a cigar in the back of a pickup, not knowing he's a gay porn star.

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u/GDub310 Team Moderna Sep 09 '22

It is great. I want Jordan Klepper to interview the people who post this meme. “So there’s a shirtless man wearing leather pants and leather suspenders. He’s smoking a cigar. What does the image represent to you?”

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u/seXJ69 Sep 09 '22

I would pay good money to that. Or the Channel 5 guy.

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Sep 09 '22

His name is Andrew Callaghan put some respeckt on his name

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u/faste30 Sep 09 '22

And apparently he does some pretty INTENSE porn too. Like fetish shit.

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u/Temporary-Error-6566 Sep 09 '22

Fetish shit or fetish shit shit?

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u/Furin Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

Just "regular" fetish shit, mostly BDSM.

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u/Temporary-Error-6566 Sep 09 '22

Cool, thanks for clarifying! This was a rabbit hole that could have swallowed me whole. Best not to risk it just yet.

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u/Furin Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 10 '22

His name is Kristofer Weston. Aside from doing hardcore porn, he's also active on Youtube talking about all kinds of gay topics such as history, culture, specific fetishes etc. which could be interesting even if you aren't gay yourself.

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u/Temporary-Error-6566 Sep 09 '22

That is cool, I will definetly watch some, it is always good to get ones perspectives from as many different sources and people as possible, and this sounds very interresting as well. Thanks for the info!

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u/faste30 Sep 09 '22

IIRC its still a rabbit hole (LOL). After this blew up someone posted a link to a podcast here of his, and he was basically talking about how funny it is they not only picked a gay porn star but then he started talking about the type of porn he had been in and thought "Man, I would offended them on ALL fronts!"

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u/jraz84 Sep 09 '22

I love knowing that now, because these profiles always have at least one photo of shirtless pickup dude or of Sam Elliott with a text quote of some shit they didn’t say pasted over it. This particular profile has both.

It’s fascinating how many of these shitty images HCA recipients manage to find online.

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u/tigress666 Sep 09 '22

I gotta wonder what Sam Elliot thinks of it since I’m pretty sure he’s not Republican.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 09 '22

I gotta wonder what Sam Elliot thinks of it since I’m pretty sure he’s not Republican.

He's definitely NOT!

Why do they insist on using liberal celebrities in all their stupid Memes? Simple...

They have no A List celebrities of their own to MEME with. Most republicans are either boring as fuck, or dumb as fuck, or both. Creativity or talent in the fine arts? LOL! Good luck with that!

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u/DunKrugering Sep 09 '22

Don’t be silly, they have Rosanne AND Tim Allen.

Pretty unstoppable combo right there, particularly if you can get a time machine and go back to when they were relevant

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u/youngmedusa Sep 09 '22

Tim Allen??? Noooo, not Buzz Lightyear.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Yeah he’s tough on crime now that he’s no longer a cocaine smuggler.

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u/Stalking_Goat Sep 09 '22

Just like Rush Limbaugh was opposed to OTHER people abusing drugs.

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u/Lopsided-Intention Sep 09 '22

The only moral drug abuse is my drug abuse?

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 Sep 09 '22

Pappy always said, you should say something positive when someone dies. When Rush died he did just that; "he's dead. Good."

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u/sailorangel59 Sep 09 '22

The only one I could think of is Kelsey Grammar. But he doesn't give off the "macho bravado" they are looking to meme off of.

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u/curmevexas Sep 09 '22

They have Sorbo, but he's constantly getting owned by Lucy Lawless.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 09 '22

Poor Kevin Sorbo, after a stroke, is literally brain-damaged.

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u/tomdurkin Sep 09 '22

I thought with him that was a pre existing condition

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u/GTSBurner Sep 09 '22

And the amazing thing about Grammer is he's a complete degenerate.

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u/Arvis1983 Sep 09 '22

As is Tim Allen

Roseanne got fired from her own reboot of her own successful show due to her ignorance

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u/jinreeko Sep 09 '22

Kelsey Grammer, James Woods, and Jon Voight come to mind. They're a little out of A list scope though

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u/Sef_Maul Sep 09 '22

The dude who played Hercules and Charles in charge too! Not a lot of relevance, but still.

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u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Sep 09 '22

And Dean Cain too right? I always think of those three together.

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u/ChainTerrible3139 Sep 09 '22

Its because Sam Elliot is "cool" and "rugged" and projects what they think they are...but aren't in reality. And none of the actual right wing celebrities are any of that. They are all weird acting and looking cause hate inside makes you ugly on the outside. So poor Sam gets high jacked for this crap. Idk why it bothers me so much that Sam Elliot is used in the memes all the time but it does. I'm not like a huge fan of his but he seems like a good person, when he could easily get away with being a stereotypical old guy with crap views...so I guess I respect him a bit and it bothers me that he is misrepresented. Idk just a small inconsequential thing I've latched onto, I guess.

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u/Alaeriia Team Pfizer Sep 09 '22

There's Clint Eastwood, for one.

There's also that one guy with the chin who did Westerns. Oh wait, that's Clint Eastwood again.

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u/Envect Sep 09 '22

The guy who argued with a chair?

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u/cgerrells Sep 09 '22

Well it did make him the chair man of the bored.

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u/Duggie72 Sep 09 '22

And the chair won the argument.

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u/DaoFerret Sep 09 '22

As much as it pains me to say they’ve got Kevin Sorbo also.

Fortunately Lucy Lawless is firmly blue and calls his shit out on Twitter when he says dumb stuff.

https://www.newsweek.com/lucy-lawless-kevin-sorbo-twitter-feud-xena-hercules-1559930

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u/jraz84 Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

I still think my favorite memes from these social circles will always be text quotes related to Trump or American politics pasted over a pic of Cillian Murphy in a scene from Peaky Blinders.

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u/ShelSilverstain Sep 09 '22

Sam is so far left he's nearly a communist, is the funny part

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u/idioma Sep 09 '22

Political reactionaries are swayed by aesthetic and surface level appearances. They’re not interested in a nuanced discussion or careful deconstruction of facts and meaning. They much prefer bullying, tribalism, and domination over their perceived enemies. Above all, they want to feel powerful, even if violence is required.

This is why reasonable dialogue is impossible. They are already “right,” and so there is nothing to discuss. Additionally, any discussion where you don’t agree is a threat to their need to feel powerful.

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u/geneullerysmith Sep 09 '22

I was not aware. Mmmm, chefs kiss.

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u/phelan23 Sep 09 '22

Came here to post this. I think we should start sharing pro maga memes of gay porn stars and see how fast they share.

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u/Tricky-Sympathy Go Give One Sep 09 '22

I didnt know he was a pornstar but that pic with the leather suspenders screams gay

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u/Chavo9-5171 Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

There’s such a fine balance in trying to be alpha but then tripping over into gay macho.

It’s like the so-called red pillers not realizing the red pill is estrogen hormone therapy rather than providing the ability to see conspiracy theories. Yeah, those incels and white nationalists secretly yearn to be trans.

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u/Igno-ranter Sep 09 '22

That cracks me up too. I like to imagine some troll somewhere used that image of the manly man intentionally and giggles themselves shitless every day.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms Sep 09 '22

I'm sure the Russian dude in the IRA influence ops farm who came up with that meme knew exactly what they were doing. Probably had a laugh with friends at the water cooler.

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u/Tricky-Sympathy Go Give One Sep 09 '22

Vodka cooler

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u/deepfriedgreensea Sep 09 '22

I'm not gay and even I can spot that.

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u/Bekiala Boomer, but in a good way! Sep 09 '22

So who is the gay porn star in the photo?

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u/Tricky-Sympathy Go Give One Sep 09 '22

Here you go. There's ine with his response to the meme. Kristopher weston

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u/gordigor Sep 09 '22

Bet you won't repost this ... cause you're dead.

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u/InternetStarbanger2 Here I am 🦠Rock You like a Hermancain!🦠 Sep 09 '22

Dead like the confederate soldiers he wants to "make proud". I don't even know how to address this kind of stupidity 🤦

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u/TheRnegade Sep 09 '22

At least he won't have to worry about gas prices anymore. For a Christian, he sure cared more for his pocket book than his own life.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 09 '22

Weird how as a Christian, treason, attempted mass murder, and actual murder, have no effect on his daily life, but reproductive health care for women apparently has a huge effect on his life, and he should be allowed to regulate that.

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u/FullNefariousness310 Sep 09 '22

His FB might get scrubbed.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 09 '22

Still there as of an hour ago. Probably not for long, the trolls have moved in already.

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u/DolfLungren Sep 09 '22

I’d actually love to see troll responses and arguments if they ensued, is there a separate sub for that?

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 09 '22

Meh, they aren't that witty.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

What a hateful person. We’re all better off without him.

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u/ComputersWantMeDead Sep 09 '22

I want to know what proportion of these rightwing extremists have died from Covid. We could all do with that silver lining

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u/Masenkoe Sep 09 '22

Guess we'll find out in the midterms.

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u/erthian Sep 09 '22

Kind of ironic trump did nothing about covid because he thought it was killing liberals…

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Sep 09 '22

At the time, it was.

Who would have thought that foresight wasn't one of Trump's core skills?

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u/Bippy73 Sep 09 '22

They’ve already taken that into account. Redistricting, changing election laws taking away drop boxes for mail in voting, making it harder for Ds to vote. Look what they did in FL with what a majority of voters wanted- restoring voting to prior felons. And then there is thr “voter fraud” militia monitoring Ds at the polls.

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u/grant_cir Sep 09 '22

Here's an estimate for the most recent disparity; the general trend is very clear: they are indeed killing off their own political base:

https://acasignups.net/22/07/15/july-update-covid-death-rates-partisan-lean-vaccination-rate

Hard to know if it is enough to shift districts blue, and I would wager Roe/Dobbs will swamp any effect, but for sure it is moving things.

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u/Glitter_berries Sep 09 '22

That one about women making their choice in the bed, not the doctor’s room made my blood boil. Like women are the only ones there in the bedroom. Urgh!

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 09 '22

He should have made his decision at the pharmacy, not the hospital. If abortion is strictly forbidden, hospitals should be strictly off limits to Jesus freaks who think they get to make medical decisions for other people. These assholes should go to church when they get sick.

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Sep 09 '22

Like women are the only ones there in the bedroom. Urgh!

Republican policies forced a 10 year old rape victim to travel from Ohio to Indiana for an abortion. Indiana has since banned almost all abortions.

Instead of acknowledging their policies are shit, Republicans, including elected officials, tried to claim the story was fake and invented by liberals as part of a smear campaign. It's not.

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u/One-Faithlessness420 Sep 09 '22

It's times like these that I always think "maybe the world is a better place without them" and start to wonder if i should feel bad about that thought or not

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u/LALA-STL Sep 09 '22

I have the same thought. Then I realize that luckily it doesn’t matter what we think. These folks are making their own decisions.

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u/TroubleSG Sep 09 '22

I know. I always feel kind of bad but then I see the things they posted and realize they sure wouldn't give a crap about me or my family and actually could have been a threat to my LGBTQ kids. Then I just move on....

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Sep 09 '22

actually could have been a threat to my LGBTQ kids. Then I just move on

As a gay guy, I think they willingly died a slow and painful death because they quite literally hate me more than they love their families. They made their decisions, not me, and I'm sure as hell not going to feel bad about it. They are the party of "personal responsibility™" and "fuck your feelings" after all. It's what they would have wanted, unless they're absolutely vile hypocrites, and that is certainly not the case, I'm sure.

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u/geneullerysmith Sep 09 '22

After 2.5 years I contracted Covid. I’m vaccinated because I’m not a dumb rock. I’m reading this man’s posts — while nursing a low temp and the sniffles. I took the afternoon off to nap in the hammock. I’ll get back to my work tomorrow most likely. These nuts make orphans and widows for nothing.

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u/SignificantName59 Sep 09 '22

Making orphans and widows to pwn the libs

Edit: Also sorry you're sick. Most people get a bad cough and really tired. I slept for a week lol. But I am also diabetic so it hit me harder than it will anyone who is otherwise healthy. I didn't lose oxygen, I didn't end up in the ER, I didn't die. My organs never shut down.

And all I got were these lousy memes 🤣

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u/geneullerysmith Sep 09 '22

An observation that’s been made repeatedly and it’s still mind bending. Wild.

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u/geneullerysmith Sep 09 '22

Yup. That’s definitely a big motivator.

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u/sporkinum Team Moderna Sep 09 '22

After low temp and sniffles are done you should quarantine. Did you use one of your free test kits?

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u/geneullerysmith Sep 09 '22

For sure. My family won’t be going out of our home until it’s safe for others to be near us. We have the good fortune of working from our comfortable home. I tested negative at home but got a drive through PCR test and tested positive.

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u/Glitter_berries Sep 09 '22

Me too! I caught it six weeks ago. I had four vaccines (my fourth one exactly two weeks before my positive rona test) and I still had such a bad time. I usually have a cast iron stomach, like I spent five weeks in Nepal eating street food and my tummy was totally fine, but since covid it has been so bad. I hate to think what it would have been like without the vaxx, it’s really scary. I hope you don’t get any of those fun impacts.

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u/AliensProbably Team Mix & Match Sep 09 '22

> You will not be forgotten.

She's right. Her brother's hate and stupid are immortalised on the internets forever - his friends and descendants may stumble across this concise anthology, thoughtfully shake their heads, and then quickly move on.

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u/BaronVonKeyser Sep 09 '22

Let's make this go virtual!!!!!!

It's official. This is my new slogan. It will be replacing "Oi cunts".

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u/GDub310 Team Moderna Sep 09 '22

I’m not going to tell you how to live your life. I follow the teachings of Shock G /Humpty Hump and feel that you should doowutchyalike. That said, please don’t walk away from “oi cunts.”

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u/faste30 Sep 09 '22

That was my favorite part too

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u/BaronVonKeyser Sep 09 '22

Let's make our reality virtual.

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u/BoringMode91 Sep 09 '22

Bet you won't re-post brah!

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u/Calvin--Hobbes Sep 09 '22

My favorite is the 'God is everywhere' one. I always read it in Bo Burnham's voice from his part in Parks and Rec, and it cracks me the fuck up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe7PoJumGXA

I'll bring the girls. You bring the beer. ...And the troops will bring the freedom.

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u/Stubborn_Amoeba Sep 09 '22

So good he posted it twice!

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Sep 09 '22

My blood is itching for a dose of the new bivalent vaccine booster.

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u/Squonkster Sep 09 '22

Calling all Prayer Warriors to make this go virtual!!!!11!1!!!

Although the Prayer Warriors usually seem to have the opposite effect, so…

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u/BaronVonKeyser Sep 09 '22

All the prayer warriors calling for virtual angle wings

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u/YoureADudeThisIsAMan Sep 09 '22

I actually felt the IQ of the US go up after that last post

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u/fruit_meat Sep 09 '22

Can't help noticing how the women of color are all animals or malevolent spirits in his eyes, but the white guy is a white guy.

Now excuse me while I take a deep breath of fresh air.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 09 '22

They have the last laugh too!

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u/Hilarious_Haplogroup Sep 09 '22

So many good things about this moron being a 2022 recipient of the HCA:

  • Rebel Flag posting
  • Two separate "Can I get an Amen? I bet you won't re-post!" slides.
  • Misuse of Sam Elliot's likeness as a meme.
  • Whinging about gas prices
  • Anti-gay posting after using slide with image of Gay Porn actor.

Yeah, I'm betting he didn't leave his kids anything except a pair of Oakley sunglasses and some Ed Hardy shirts...and some stickers that say "Blue Lives Matter" and "ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ".

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 09 '22

He appears to own a tractor. They'll probably have to sell it to pay the hospital bills, but it's probably worth something.

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Sep 09 '22

Tractor are EXPENSIVE! Our POS tractor was $5k and a steal at the price.

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u/Hilarious_Haplogroup Sep 09 '22

I wasn't sure if the tractor picture was with Robin as a kid, or Robin's son. Anyhow, the tractor will probably go for a discounted price to a farmer that got his vaccination for Covid.

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u/creepy_charlie Sep 09 '22

Let's make THIS go virtual!

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u/Resident_Sorbet5944 Murder Porn Chain Letter 💌 Sep 09 '22

Betcha won’t repost!!!11!1!

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u/FullNefariousness310 Sep 09 '22

Lets make this go virtual

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 09 '22

Stop virtuel signaling!

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u/SentryCake Sep 09 '22

Why do boomers always fall for this one?

I imagine them thinking “pfff I’ll show them!” as they go to click the share button.

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u/Blablasarcasm 🐞LadyBug2: 2Lady 2Bug🐞🐞🙏 Sep 09 '22

One less fucking awful take on women’s rights in the world. Jesus, this guy sucked.

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u/squishpitcher Sep 09 '22

Ok but can we talk about that “OBGYN chair” for a minute? Because I’m like 100% sure that’s straight out of a porn set. Which makes things both hilarious and 1000x more awful.

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u/newluna Quantum Spiller Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

I’ve never seen one in hot pink let alone with those helpful little handles to hold on to for a good pounding. What the everloving fuck.

You know what, nm, they are a thing, like a real thing for medical offices. Alrighty then.

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u/SerotoninSkunk Sep 09 '22

And i could be mistaken, but I am pretty sure most abortions don’t require one of those anyway?

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u/FlippingPossum If your seatbelts work, why do you care about mine? Sep 09 '22

I thought it looked comfy. I hate the awkward readjusting at the obgyn. I want different colors in every room.

I get ridiculously excited when my doctor has orange bandaids.

Hate the meme. Love the chair.

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u/Connect_Amount_5978 Sep 09 '22

That meme made me so mad. What an absolute prick

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u/PorconeMassimo Sep 09 '22

Weird, because now Finch has gone virtual.

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u/jeweltea1 Viruses Don't Read Nietzsche Sep 09 '22

So sad. Anyway, I got my bivalient booster yesterday and had a quiet day at home with a nice grilled steak for dinner.

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u/FullNefariousness310 Sep 09 '22

No leapords to share it with?

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u/miserabeau Candacide is the leading cause of COVIDiot death Sep 09 '22

Did you have to make an appointment? I was going to get my flu shot and the bivalent booster on the same day, maybe a little closer to October so I'm protected all winter. But I imagine it'll start getting busy and the schedule filling soon what with us sensible folks getting vaccinated to do our part before flu season.

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u/middlingwhiteguy Sep 09 '22

I'm glad things are normalizing after covid, but I do miss hearing about far right sacks of shit dying from their own bullshit

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u/Thanmandrathor Sep 09 '22

Almost 400 people a day are still dying from it. It’s not as bad as it was, but it’s still pretty significant.

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u/johnnyleegreedo Sep 09 '22

400-500 people on a daily average. That's the equivalent of the 9/11 attacks hitting our country once every week. Yet nobody gives a shit anymore.

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u/Thanmandrathor Sep 09 '22

Yep. My second grader is, I think, the only masked kid in his class. I’m one of very few masked at stores these days. I feel bad for any immune compromised people, because they now have to deal with life with a general populace that doesn’t give a shit and spreads it around.

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u/johnnyleegreedo Sep 09 '22

Same here, and I live in one of the most liberal cities in the US. The only place where most people mask up nowadays is on public transit. Not in restaurants and stores, and absolutely not outdoors even when it's crowded.

I've had Covid once already, and I never needed to seek medical treatment apart from getting tested. But even the lingering chronic fatigue and shortness of breath that I had for a whole month after getting sick was more than enough for me.

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u/TangyGeoduck Sep 09 '22

Disabled and immunodeficient. Always masked when I venture out. Not so much anyone else. It’s exhausting. Went to a doctor who saw my mask and happily informed me that masks are totally optional. Not as a criticism, but as if I didn’t know it.

Dude you’re a doctor and you don’t care?

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u/Chiparoo Sep 09 '22

Woah medical facilities around me are the only places that still require masks, and I hope that stays indefinitely. Heck, even the massage therapist office requires masks because they consider themselves a medical clinic. It's a bit mind-boggling that your doctor waved it off.

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u/sporkinum Team Moderna Sep 09 '22

I work at a hospital and see plenty of covid coming through the ER. Looking at the tracker board just before I went home today there were 4 sob(shortness of breath which you pretty much assume is covid) with one of them confirmed covid positive. A husband and wife came through last night with long covid symptoms.

During the pandemic we have been out to eat just once, last year in June when things were at it lowest and it looked like things were getting better. Obviously not long after that it started trending up again because people would not get shots. Our county has less than 50% with at least one shot right now. I only go to grocery once a week and wear a mask when I do. Knock on wood, no one in our house has had COVID, so I think doing what we are doing is still effective. Maybe we are being too cautious, but contrary to what most people think, there is a lot of COVID still circulating and long COVID sounds dreadful.

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u/Stubborn_Amoeba Sep 09 '22

I kind of hope most of them are represented by this misogynistic, homophobic racist and not the innocent immune compromises people.

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u/dumdodo Sep 09 '22

Unfortunately, it's both, plus frail little old ladies who could have lived another 5 or 10 years.

The jackasses are taking other people down with them.

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u/toejamandtoast Team Pfizer Sep 09 '22

That’s what infuriates me the most. They don’t care if they die that’s fine, lots of people like that out there. But they’re killing others, too… elderly, sickly, people with cancer, CF, etc. It’s incredibly selfish. And yes lots are still dying, the death rate is basically at a plateau.

I’ve taken some time off work an RN so when I start back up again this fall I’ll know what the dominant COVID patient demographic is. I’m out of the loop.

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u/Thanmandrathor Sep 09 '22

Well, I just got my bivalent booster, so I don’t intend to be part of any patient group if I can help it.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms Sep 09 '22

Oh snap, it's out? Gonna get mine!

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Sep 09 '22

500 people. Nothing normal is happening, just delusional insanity.

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u/Thanmandrathor Sep 09 '22

NYT lists 397 as the daily average, which is why I put 400, but at this point 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Perenium_Falcon Quantum Phone sanitizer Sep 09 '22

Yeah we are just down to a little under a 9/11 attack every week.

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u/powabiatch Sep 09 '22

Covid ain’t over

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u/fistymcbuttpuncher Sep 09 '22

Its been SOP for a while now for relatives to scrub award winners' social media if they die.

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u/gdex86 Sep 09 '22

Ist the shirtless dude in the leather overalls a very kinky gay porn star? Cause this feels like a false flag meme. You introduce it to your conservative aquintences and they see buff guy saying right wing stuff and think hell yeah but there is the subset that know but can't say for fear of being exposed.

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u/RememberThe5Ds Fully recovered. All he needs now is a double-lung transplant. Sep 09 '22

Really digging the Avian themes lately with Finch and Kildeer. Nice touch.

There once was a birdie named Finch.

Who loathed blacks, gays and gals and wouldn’t budge an inch.

Only wanted the blood of Jesus

Refused the jab, how grievous.

And COVID said, thanks to you, my job’s a cinch.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Sep 09 '22

Behold the saga of Finch

A bigot who likely would lynch

A covid denier

A prolific liar

Gone virtual by the Grim Reaper's pinch

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u/Gay_Lord2020 Sep 09 '22

Cigar smoking leather daddy with some "back in my day" shit, followed by an anti-gay meme.

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u/DocPeacock Hi, table for two, please Sep 09 '22

Not a single word contributed to his stupid shared memes. He had a lot of nothing to say.

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u/LettuceC Sep 09 '22

Babies need to be made in the hotel room of a Ramada?

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u/Goldang Team Pfizer Sep 09 '22

I’m not afraid to “rep” the confederate loser flag, I just have better taste.

Plus I’m not a confederate loser, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 09 '22

Congrats buddy on getting a real award from a virtual virus, hats off

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u/GDub310 Team Moderna Sep 09 '22

Is it a viral virtuous?

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u/PrimalSeptimus Sep 09 '22

No need to circle back, then?

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u/Egmonks Team Mix & Match Sep 09 '22

RIP guy, I hope this goes virtual!!!

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u/Robot_Detective_73 Death by stupid! Sep 09 '22

One less homophobic asshole! Anti-vax: 0 covid: 1

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u/Buttery-Bitmap My Sister Died 🥳🎉 Sep 09 '22

:: kidneys trying to stay functional ::

Covid: “I don’t think so cupcake!”

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u/AltLawyer Team Moderna Sep 09 '22

"Make this go virtual!" What. The word is viral, as in the thing that's about to kick your ass.

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u/pthomas745 Sep 09 '22

Well, I do feel bad for the poor innocent bird standing in for this clown.

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u/nich3play3r Sep 09 '22

What a pud. RIP, moron.

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u/MeatballUnited Team Pfizer Sep 09 '22

….. already forgotten.

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u/Blablasarcasm 🐞LadyBug2: 2Lady 2Bug🐞🐞🙏 Sep 09 '22

Who?

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u/PrestigiousGrade7874 In God and ivermectin we trust Sep 09 '22

His son’s eulogy is so touching and deeply heartfelt. /S

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u/Badmime1 Sep 09 '22

‘YOUR KNOT IN PAIN NO MOAR’

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 09 '22

Even morons usually have somebody who loves them.

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u/Same-Party-7298 Sep 09 '22

Virtually stupid was this one.

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u/senorsmartpantalones Sep 09 '22

Selfish asshole on the other hand maybe his dear wife and children are better off without him.

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u/Randall_Hickey Sep 09 '22

Why does Sam Elliot always get pulled into this.

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u/Moose_is_optional Sep 09 '22

Makes me laugh when they decry Hollywood for being too liberal, then use Hollywood actors as faces for their shitty opinions because they think they look a certain way so they most think a certain way.

Sam Elliot literally did a voice over for a Biden ad.

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u/thiscouldbemassive Prayer Warrior Extraordinaire Sep 09 '22

It never fails to make me smile when bigots that use that suggestively smoking gay leather daddy as their meme for ultra manliness.

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Sep 09 '22

I Bet you won't re-post!

An HCA compilation of his memes counts as a repost, right?

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u/dokks Sep 09 '22

Why do these assholes posts always put that "I bet you won't repost" shit on their memes? Seriously, child psychology? Are they that fucking stupid?

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 09 '22

Slide two, which I didn't add to the original nomination, is a very good example of their immaturity. They seem to be about 12 years old, emotionally. Or younger.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Sep 09 '22

I don’t think he will be flying high watching over his family.

More like 6 feet under

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Sep 09 '22

Well I guess it circled back around.

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u/RanchStyleBeaner Sep 09 '22

-buff dudes smoking cigars✅ -buff dudes holding guns ✅ -shirtless buff dudes✅ -Sam Elliot mustachioed eye contact✅ -blind love for a church whose former pope resigned due to a gay-cross-dressing-priest-sex ring coming to light✅ -hates women making desicions for their own bodies✅

I feel bad that this man was chained down in the closet by his own mental prison wardens

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u/Wontchubemyneighbor Sep 09 '22

Will never understand the urge to fly the flag of treason 🤦‍♂️

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u/FullNefariousness310 Sep 09 '22

What is the efficacy of the blood of jesus in preventing covid death?

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u/PopeOfManwichVillage Tickle Me ECMO Sep 09 '22

Aw, so sad. So anyway, having L&L curry chicken katsu for dinner. Yum!

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u/GinTonicMeNow Sep 09 '22

If he didn’t want to be here⚰️🪦, he should have made his choice here 💉

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u/Finetobeu5678 Sep 09 '22

I'm glad he's not voting anymore.

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u/bigdiesel1984 Sep 09 '22

So that $5 a gallon meme aged well.

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u/itssarahw Sep 09 '22

None of any of the award winner’s facebook uh community can differentiate between their & there or your and you’re

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u/ihearyou72 Sep 09 '22

He won't be forgotten. He will forever be remembered as that guy that joked about covid and then died from it. What a legacy!

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u/TeamShonuff Giving your the shirt off his back. Sep 09 '22

I don't get it. With the blood of Jesus, this guy was FULLY immunized.

Weird.

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u/KrampyDoo Crossing the Vent Horizon Sep 09 '22

If these doinks are

FULLY VACCINATED BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS

…then what are they embalmed by?

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u/comradebillyboy Sep 09 '22

The formaldehyde of Jesus I presume.

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u/Sivick314 Team Pfizer Sep 09 '22

always glad to see a confederate flag hugger get their award

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u/SinisterCell Sep 09 '22

"Make this go virtual" says the guy who went viral... literally

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Sep 09 '22

Did this dude ever post a thought of his own, or was his entire FB profile filled with memes? Oh wait. There’s the one that thinks the price of gas is more important than insurrection. The rest are memes.

Carry on…

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u/Responsible-Person Sep 09 '22

Well, THAT escalated quickly for this fine POS. Buh bye.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

I love how they always mention veterans like their political party isn't routinely trying to fuck us over every chance they get.

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u/WadeDMD Sep 09 '22

I bet you won’t repost!

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u/deGrominator2019 Sep 09 '22

In my best Dennis Leary impression… “goodbye asshole!”

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u/TheNeccymancer Sep 09 '22

So I’m pretty sure the guy in the fifth slide (the one smoking with the truck) is a top in a homosexual relationship that practices BDSM. Their YouTube is something along the lines of Watts the Safeword, I think. Who’s gonna tell them…

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Sep 09 '22

That shirtless guy smoking a cigar with the truck is a gay porn star.

Seriously. Ya can’t make this stuff up.

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u/Darkside531 Team Moderna Sep 09 '22

Sometimes I still feel bad for these people, but then sometimes they open with a direct threat of violence against someone, and I get over it. Especially someone like Jen Psaki.

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u/MikePounce Sep 09 '22

Hey thanks for circling back 👍🏻

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u/Every-Action7918 Sep 09 '22

Imagine being so hateful and thinking heaven is the place for you…

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 09 '22

They all think that Jesus will forgive them cause that’s why he went on the cross. It’s like a spiritual debit that they think has no limit.

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u/Briarmist Sep 09 '22

I always love seeing the hyper masculine anti lgbtq people sharing posts that featuring gay porn stars (pic 5)

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u/fruttypebbles Sep 09 '22

Guess he should have gotten a booster of Jesus blood. And fuck him and his rebel flag post.

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