r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 09 '22

Greenpipe, nominee from 2021, loved horses, Trump and God. Nobody was going to tell her what to do, and especially not about the vaccine. Delta didn't care what her opinion was, enabling her to receive her award. Awarded

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u/Ammolite-Valkyrie 👪 The family that FA together, FO together Sep 09 '22

Actual Old Tyme White Supremacist Newspaper!

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u/THEKowhide Sep 09 '22

It was funded by the Klan lmao.

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u/SirJohnSmythe Team Mix & Match Sep 09 '22

Something... something... fine people on both sides?

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u/THEKowhide Sep 09 '22

Standing down and standing by. 🙄

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u/dumdodo Sep 10 '22

Yes. Make us feel Proud.

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u/Fiz_Giggity Team Bivalent Booster Sep 10 '22

Good lord, I got a little male doggo a few months ago, and my husband and I were watching him strut around with a toy - and I said, my, isn't he a proud boy?

I went and washed my mouth out with soap immediately after.

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u/Aazjhee Owned Lib Sep 10 '22

I'm so sorry for this unfortunate turn of events. But I chuckled still xD

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u/BernieDharma Sep 10 '22

Funny how long the "MSM won't report this" narrative has been going on. Same publishers, same audience, different generation. The attraction for stupid people to think they have secret knowledge and everyone else are dumb ignorant sheep is really powerful.

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u/dancegoddess1971 Sep 10 '22

It never occurs to them that legitimate journalists are expected to check that they're publishing accurate information and that's why they won't publish that crazy nonsense.

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u/SirJohnSmythe Team Mix & Match Sep 09 '22

Temple Used to Raise Money for 'Chicago 8'

Oh good, for a second I was worried my people would get a pass...

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u/Perigee-Apogee Get the Jabby-Jabby Sep 10 '22

Well, also:

(Mills serves in the NAACP Legal Fund Dept., headed by the Jew Jack Greenberg.) Thus this fanatical leftist is allowed to preach and practice his race mixing as a legal substitute for serving in the Armed forces of his country. He has therefore betrayed his nation.

Ugh!!!

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u/TGIIR Sep 10 '22

And has the nerve to preach about what might offend God.

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Sep 09 '22

And apparently, that doesn't "offend God".

Or, on second thought, maybe it did and God strangled her out of rage.

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u/M4A1STAKESAUCE Urine God’s hands 🙌 Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 10 '22

Racism was non-existent or close to dying out until Obama took office in 1970.

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u/SlimJeffy Vaxxed to the max Sep 10 '22

Barack HUSSEIN Obama!!!!!

LEt tHaT sINk iN!!!!

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u/FranticHam5ter Sep 10 '22

BeT yOu WoN’t Re-PoSt ThAt!!!1111

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u/CatW804 Sep 10 '22

Obama was mire intelligent at 9 years old than most of these "superior" folks as grown ass adults.

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u/_Bogey_Lowenstein_ Sep 10 '22

Looks pretty fucking offensive to God tbh

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u/Historical_Play Sep 09 '22

Stupid as a pile of horseshit. So if I won't die one day sooner or one day later than what God has planned for me, I can walk in front of a train right now and will live if God has not chosen this particular day? Absolute fucking morons--I mean Trump voters.

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u/grassvegas Sep 10 '22 edited Sep 10 '22

It’s literally a crazy Christian death cult. Every single one of these idiotic award recipients is so completely brainwashed by the original grift that it ends up killing them. Getting vaxxed and wearing a mask isn’t even that hard and costs almost nothing. But no, that’s for satanic baby blood drinking gay communist Democrats who are taking away their freedoms and all need to be shot. And they will loudly proclaim that all of our problems are because we’ve abandoned a god that we totally made up and who constantly fails to show up and deliver a miraculous fourth-quarter recovery while they choke to death on a vent and blindly accept it as his will on Facebook. And it was all preventable. Turns out that the mass delusion of religion was the real disease all along.

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u/mdonaberger Sep 10 '22

That line was the bane of my existence back in the early Pan. My parents would repeat it to me. 'You can't live your life in fear, go out, it might be your last chance, God doesn't promise us anything' etc.

But they said this to me armed with a CCW. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Sexy_Squid89 Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 Sep 10 '22

Yeah on slide 6 that quote said something like "God didn't create you to live in fear..." Um, what about the term "God-fearing Christians?" They literally live their lives in fear of God's wrath and Hell. Like, what the fuck are they talking about??? 😂

Also you're right about the gun thing. If God is omnipotent and will protect you, why do you need a rifle to go to McDonald's??

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u/khargooshe Sep 10 '22

Horse shit is more useful than her. At least horse shit is food for plants

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u/dfwcouple43sum Sep 09 '22

Slide 3 - wtf? Does the subscription come with a white robe and hood?

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u/Thehardwayalltheway Sep 09 '22

The Thunderbolt was a klan publication so yes..... yes it does.

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u/Ibelieveinphysics 🎵 Rock you like a Herman Cain 🎸 Sep 09 '22

I would bet it does.

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Sep 09 '22

You will not die one day sooner or one day later than God has planned for you.

Spoiler: August 26, 2021

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Go Fund Yourself 🍰 Sep 09 '22

Apparently, God planned for a lot of extra people to die in 2020, 2021, 2022...

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u/dumdodo Sep 10 '22

Seems like they were mostly his most devout servants.

Odd.

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u/Mylaur Sep 10 '22

But that means covid is an envoy from God?.... Then vaccination is an act of rebellion. Yes no fear, let us die from God. Wait a minute...

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u/SirJohnSmythe Team Mix & Match Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

Thankfully Ivermectin healed me from COVID. But I'm not getting the shot

Please keep track of this one in the comments [slide 9]

As the Black Eyed Peas once sang - I've Gotta Feeling

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 09 '22

on the watchlist, found another awardee because of her.

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u/SirJohnSmythe Team Mix & Match Sep 09 '22

The Social Deathwork

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 09 '22

It's so true, a couple of keywords lead from one nominee/awardee to others.

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u/MasterEyeRoller Team Moderna Sep 09 '22

MyCovidDeathSpace

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u/Sasquatch1729 Team Sinovac Sep 09 '22

Well she did say "take my bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next".

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u/SirJohnSmythe Team Mix & Match Sep 09 '22

I assumed those were Evanescence lyrics.

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u/schleepybunny Unvaxxed and Vented? Sounds SUS! Sep 09 '22

Keep a close eye, the combination of the fall wave and a certain orange idiot inflaming his base right now to defend himself from getting convicted of treason will result in an upsurge of mask off posts from these future awardees.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 10 '22

At this point, it's a public service when they don't wear masks or get vaccinated. They should keep up the good work.

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u/schleepybunny Unvaxxed and Vented? Sounds SUS! Sep 10 '22

Of course! We learned how to use covid positive organs from unvaccinated deceased donors, so long as our recipients are all compliant with their vaccinations we can treat covid prophylactically while giving them their much needed allograft!

Currently working on a research regimen to give post transplant patients their immune systems back so they don’t have to rely on the collective good (which has been impossible due to these narcissistic republican idiots) to mask up to keep them protected.

While these chuds are of course denied listing on the organ list cause they refuse the vaccine.

Funny how the world works!

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 10 '22

These people are sentient pig shit. None of them ever registered as organ donors before they got sick, but feel entitled to take as much as they can get from everyone else now that they suddenly need help.

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u/schleepybunny Unvaxxed and Vented? Sounds SUS! Sep 10 '22

Of course, gifts for me and not for thee. If its any compensation. Whenever i see these folks dying while vented before we do the whole family meeting and facetime the family goodbye. You always see some sort of regret in their eyes. When the rubber hits the road they know they fucked up. Shame it has to get to that point over and over again.

Partly why I’m trying to warn these astroturfers on reddit, but hey if they double down and dig their heels ill see them in a few weeks or months and i can at least say i tried to steer them away from that path, that radicalization, that leads to nothing but suffering and death for them and those around them.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 10 '22

You always see some sort of regret in their eyes. When the rubber hits the road they know they fucked up.

They regret personal consequences. That's it. They don't care who they hurt, or kill.

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u/schleepybunny Unvaxxed and Vented? Sounds SUS! Sep 10 '22

Yea thats the unfortunate trend on the other end. They only take it seriously when it personally affects them. Still no idea how to fix that to be honest. Open to ideas though!

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u/Major_Dragonfruit_85 Sep 09 '22

Did they catch the bouquet?

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 09 '22

based on the timeline and post history, I strongly suppose that the other awardee died of covid, couldn't find confirmation. was likely scrubbed.

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u/Traditional_Tell_417 Sep 09 '22

Ok ivermectin, (eye roll)

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u/DokterSack Sep 09 '22

that tonight's gonna be her last night

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u/Fomulouscrunch Blood Donor 🩸 Sep 09 '22

Man o'man, we're seeing that long-ish COVID collecting its dues these days. The uptick in deaths has been notable.

MEANWHILE I JUST GOT THE VACCINATION SPECIFICALLY EFFECTIVE AGAINST OMICRON THIS AFTERNOON! FUCK YEAH! the pharmacist laughed at me for dancing

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u/johnnyleegreedo Sep 09 '22

Man o'man, we're seeing that long-ish COVID collecting its dues these days. The uptick in deaths has been notable.

A lot of the awardees we're seeing on this sub nowadays aren't recent deaths. Many of them, including this one, are from last year.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 09 '22

We see two kinds of posts, delta anniversary and new omicron mostly.

I have a backlog of awardees that's all I say for now.

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u/Thanmandrathor Sep 10 '22

Delta anniversary, like the ones where Facebook goes “1 year ago today!” ?

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 10 '22

exactly like that

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u/dumdodo Sep 10 '22

Facebook is dumb that way.

It reminds you to repost horrible things, things that you posted 9 years ago and want to forget.

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u/naalbinding 'Tis But A Scratch! Sep 10 '22

I backed out of Facebook after it reminded me of the post I'd had to make about a miscarriage, 2 days after announcing my pregnancy

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Sep 09 '22

I JUST GOT THE VACCINATION SPECIFICALLY EFFECTIVE AGAINST OMICRON THIS AFTERNOON

I saw that booster was approved by the CDC. It's available already?!?

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u/PsychotherapeuticPig Sep 09 '22

Yes, lots of people I know have gotten it in the last few days.

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Sep 10 '22

Thanks, I'm going to schedule it!

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u/Mysterious_Status_11 Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴 Sep 10 '22

My most recent booster was just a couple months ago so I can hold off a bit. But as soon as it's advisable (I've heard 3 months and 6 months 🤷‍♀️) I will be there to get one. Omicron is no joke.

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Sep 10 '22

I think our last booster was at least 6 months ago, but I wanted to wait for the omicron specific booster. Definitely will look into it.

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u/Confident_Fortune_32 Sep 10 '22

My darling spouse got it Tuesday. I am so grateful - he has to do a LOT of travel to NYC for work in the upcoming weeks 😔

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Sep 10 '22

Thanks, I'm going to schedule it! I might be going to NYC for work fairly soon as well.

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u/RealLADude Quantum Healer Sep 10 '22

I’m getting mine Sunday!

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u/Tiggeribby Team Moderna 🦩 Sep 10 '22

Available in KS/MO CVS, first available appointment where my partner and I could go together without a long drive is Thursday.

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u/Lazy-Floridian Sep 09 '22

I just got over BA.5, it wasn't too bad, sore throat and coughing mostly. Low-grade fever for about a day and a half. The worst part was the coughing at night, it kept me awake for 2 nights. After that no symptoms although I continued to test positive for another 5 days. After I felt better fatigue set in, if I did much I was tired and had to sit for a while.

Two vaccines and two boosters. I wonder if I should wait a while before getting the booster, have a Dr appointment Thursday and they'll want to give me a flu shot.

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u/mmps901 Hunter Biden's Deep State Nanobot Sep 09 '22

I read they’re advising to wait 3 months after covid infection to get the bivalent shot

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 09 '22

CONGRATULATIONS! ME TOO! So nice to be able to plan my vacation and not worry I'll get sick no matter how careful I am.

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u/Traditional_Tell_417 Sep 10 '22

I said that same thing 😮‍💨 I got my 2nd booster 3 weeks ago, went to California and Nevada on vacation, let my guard down for the 1st time in 2 1/2 years, and got COVID for the first time. Super pissed at myself but not in the hospital. Congrats! Stay safe!

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u/kittenmommy Team Mix & Match Sep 10 '22

MEANWHILE I JUST GOT THE VACCINATION SPECIFICALLY EFFECTIVE AGAINST OMICRON THIS AFTERNOON! FUCK YEAH! the pharmacist laughed at me for dancing

God, I've got to make appointments to get ours. My husband isn't looking forward to it, because the vaccine always knocks him on his ass for about twelve hours.

I remind him that it's better than dying.

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u/BethMD Two 🚢s & a 🚁 Sep 09 '22

How are you feeling after the shot, if I may ask? Does it cause the same fatigue some of the other vaccines did?

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u/calystarose Sep 09 '22

My friend got fatigue, but my arm wasn't even sore. Both of us got Moderna's updated booster

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u/Confident_Fortune_32 Sep 10 '22

My husband got the bivalent Omicron specific booster Tuesday morning and slept the rest of the day. Woke up the next day perky and fine.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 10 '22

How are you feeling after the shot, if I may ask? Does it cause the same fatigue some of the other vaccines did?

Yesterday I got a Pfizer booster after two Moderns boosters in a row. This morning my arm was a little sore. The soreness is gone now. I have had zero fatigue.

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u/-404Error- 😇🙌🏾Gid’s Plan🙌🏾😇 Sep 09 '22

She legit shared that photo of the racist newsletter?

Welp, you know what they say. The only good racist is a dead one. 😚

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u/sneaky518 CHICKEN SOUP NOT COMMUNISM! Sep 09 '22

Right? Like it's a family heirloom or something. She doesn't look old enough to have bought it back in 1970, so was it passed down? Did she buy it on eBay?

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u/M4A1STAKESAUCE Urine God’s hands 🙌 Sep 09 '22

Parents' attic probably.

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Go Fund Yourself 🍰 Sep 09 '22

The Thunderbolt was a predecessor to today's hate websites.

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Sep 09 '22

The only good racist is a dead one.

Well, she's good as a doornail now.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms Sep 10 '22

As good as it gets.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 09 '22

She did

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u/-404Error- 😇🙌🏾Gid’s Plan🙌🏾😇 Sep 09 '22

How many of her friends cheered for that or agreed?

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 09 '22

none interestingly enough.

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u/-404Error- 😇🙌🏾Gid’s Plan🙌🏾😇 Sep 09 '22

That is interesting. I see a few of her friends may be in the same situation soon.

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u/BethMD Two 🚢s & a 🚁 Sep 09 '22

Probably all of them. Few white supremacists have any other kind of friend. In an interview on, I think it was, 20/20, Christina Phelps Roper told the viewership that not only would she not allow her children to play with non-white kids, she wouldn't even allow her kids to play with other white kids that weren't, in her words, "racially conscious." I recall muttering at the TV screen, yeah, more likely their parents won't let their kids play with yours.

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u/-404Error- 😇🙌🏾Gid’s Plan🙌🏾😇 Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

That was one of my first experiences with racism as a kid: racists that all hung out together. I was maybe 11 or 12 and starting hanging out with some white kids who lived a street over from us . Slowly, I discovered how messed up they and their families were.

>! One kid’s parents didn’t allow her to play with black Barbies, one kid wasn’t allowed to have black people in her home (her mom also referred to me as the n-word), and a toddler actually told me I wasn’t invited to her birthday party (that I didn’t ask about because she was a toddler) because I’m Black.

Her mom asked me to attend though because they didn’t have a lot of friends (dad was abusive as fuck and didn’t let them out of the house much). The other families had abusive parents or grandparents too. As many issues as they all had and Black people were the problem. Imagine that. !<

Those were friendships out of convenience/boredom that were over as quickly as they started.

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u/Reprobate_Dormouse Happy Unventilated Sheep Sep 09 '22

I'm sorry you were exposed to that, especially as a child.

I worked as a cashier in a drugstore, as a young adult, in the late 1980s. I remember the manager kicked some Black children, maybe age 10 to 12, out of the store. I wondered why...

Anyway, when I was walking home from work, I met one of these kids. She asked me if I worked at this drugstore. I said yes. She said, "I know the manager threw us out, because we're Black."

I didn't know what to say to her. How sad, that preteen kids already knew the truth about racial hatred.

This was in New England, BTW.

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u/M4A1STAKESAUCE Urine God’s hands 🙌 Sep 09 '22

Boston and the North East racism is a meme at this point because of how prevalent it is up there.

Black kids today still experience the same mental anguish. Yet these racist assholes can't understand their position and why Black communities are the way they are.

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u/Mysterious_Status_11 Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴 Sep 10 '22

When my daughter was a newborn, a little neighbor girl was curious about her dark skin. I gave her one of the many Black baby dolls I had on hand.

A few days later she was carrying it around, wrapped up in a little blanket. She told me she had to keep her baby doll covered up because her mom didn't like it.

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 10 '22

You may have turned one little girl away from hatred!

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u/remove_krokodil Sep 09 '22

Yikes. Garbage people.

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u/BethMD Two 🚢s & a 🚁 Sep 09 '22

Then you'll be even madder than I was at the first couple of episodes of the new A League of Their Own series on Amazon Prime. Antics like that make me so mad, especially because I know they 100% could have happened.

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u/-404Error- 😇🙌🏾Gid’s Plan🙌🏾😇 Sep 09 '22

Haven’t heard of it but I’ll check it out. I’ll be pissed off of course but I’ll just talk shit to the tv until I calm down.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Sep 09 '22

we all going to die eventually!

Yeah, and some people will die peacefully after living an average life span, while others die decades before their time, choking on their own bile.

Another example of why binary thinking is absolute trash.

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u/DinnerForBreakfast Sep 09 '22

we all going to die eventually!

Soooo.... abortion is ok then?

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u/Traditional-Cake-587 Sep 09 '22

Buh bye!!!

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 09 '22

you always make me laugh

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 09 '22

Did she own a copy of that "newspaper" in slide 3, or was that just a meme she copied and pasted.

That's pretty jaw-dropping, whichever it it is.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 09 '22

yes she did, PMed you.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 10 '22

What was it, a "family heirloom" from Mommy's attic?

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 10 '22

"Her Precious"

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u/dumdodo Sep 10 '22

yuck. saved for generations.

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u/BethMD Two 🚢s & a 🚁 Sep 09 '22

Doesn't matter. It was out there, and that's the problem.

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u/Garyf1982 Sep 09 '22

“Isn’t that like telling a 5 year old “If you clean your room you get a cookie””

Kind of. But isn’t that a good thing?

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u/M4A1STAKESAUCE Urine God’s hands 🙌 Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

Yes, too bad this fool didn't take the hint that perhaps she has the mental development of a 5 year old.

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u/HermanCainShow Team AstraZeneca Sep 09 '22

A loving, caring, god fearing woman. Only little flaw, she had views on minorities that would have made Goebbels proud.

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u/jimjam721 Sep 09 '22

Well you had your body your choice and now you’re worm food.

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u/facebook_twitterjail Sep 10 '22

I know a really good cure for parasites. Oh wait . . .

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Sep 09 '22

isn't this the same as bulling, isn't it like telling your 5 year old if you clean your room you get a cookie?

Low-hanging fruit, but no, that example wouldn't be bullying but it would be a bribe, or an incentive.
Can these people get anything right?

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 09 '22

Can these people get anything right?

Clearly she couldn't, or she would still be alive.

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u/facebook_twitterjail Sep 10 '22

Her contagious laugh . . .

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Sep 10 '22

Ha!

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u/WitchingHourIsNear Blood Donor 🩸 Sep 09 '22

To paraphrase George Carlin, I guess God was busy that day.

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u/KittonRouge Sep 09 '22

He wasn't busy. He just thought that she had done enough damage.

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u/violetpumpkins Sep 09 '22

I don't have kids but I am confused why it's not okay to tell a teenager they can have a car if they get all As. Is it because they are supposed to bootstrap themselves one?

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Sep 10 '22

I used to work in the call center of a medical laboratory network. One day a woman called in to get her teenage son's drug test results, and while I was looking those up, she said, "I told my son that if he was drug-free for a year, I'd buy him a car."

I hit the mute button and said to my coworker, "I never used drugs. Where's my car?"

My coworker replied, "When I have kids, I'm going to tell them that if they're car-free, I'll buy them drugs. Because I care about the environment."

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u/survivor2bmaybe Sep 09 '22

I have kids and I’m equally perplexed. There is nothing wrong with rewarding your children for doing the right thing.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms Sep 10 '22

It's also a lousy analogy because it's an artificial reward, not a positive natural consequence.

A better analogy would be a firefighter saying "The house next to yours is on fire and it might spread. If you help me get these hoses hooked up, we can put out this fire and you can go back into your home."

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u/slackmandu Sep 09 '22

"She has an infectious laugh..."

That's not all

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Go Fund Yourself 🍰 Sep 09 '22

Credit to the mourner in slide 12. "Please go get vaccinated." But it's sad she didn't realize how serious Covid was until someone close to her was lying in a hospital bed fighting for her life.

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u/AgentEntropy Sep 10 '22

But it's sad she didn't realize how serious Covid was until someone close to her was lying in a hospital bed fighting for her life.

Well, maybe.

Or maybe she recognizes that she's surrounded by COVID-denying idiots and is trying to appeal to them.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 10 '22

She wasn’t going to get the shot just because Biden promised her freedoms back. Now she’s surrendered them for all time.

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u/BethMD Two 🚢s & a 🚁 Sep 09 '22

Slide 5: Yeah, you know what offends G-d? Slide 3.

GFR

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u/DocPeacock Hi, table for two, please Sep 09 '22

The idea that anything we do could possibly offend an omnipotent universal being is so incredibly stupid. It's like thinking I could be offended by the actions of an individual ant. It's nonsensical.

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Sep 09 '22

And if such a being really does get offended by what evangelical Christians consider sins, he must live in a state of permanent, endless outrage. Someone thought about sex? Offended! Someone else swore? Offended! Multiply that by the billions of people in existence, and this God probably wishes he could stop existing just to get some peace of mind at last.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 10 '22

So you're saying dead covidiots are just god's will?

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Sep 09 '22

Guess she bet on the wrong horse.

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u/pumperthruster Sep 09 '22

… medication.

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Sep 10 '22

Flair check in

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u/ermghoti Ask your M.D. if suffocating on dead lungs is right for you! Sep 09 '22

What's weird is how God's plan for your death always seems further into the future if you look before crossing the street, don't mix ammonia and bleach, and follow the advice of medical professionals.

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u/dumdodo Sep 10 '22 edited Sep 10 '22

Nope. Obviously, nothing you do can change your destined date.

Might as well drink and drug yourself, walk in front of cars and do whatever you want.

If His plan is for you to die at 16, you will. Otherwise, cars will drive right through you and you'll be safe and croak at 96, if that's in the master plan when you're born.

It's in the Bible (Revised Weirdo Version, Please).

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 10 '22

. . . two boats and a helicopter.

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u/BidenIsYourPOTUS Sep 10 '22 Facepalm

Posted a white supremacist newspaper. Welp, there’s a new square on my antivaxxer COVID bingo card. 😳

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u/Jaded_Rip480 Sep 10 '22

That “newspaper” was so vile and full of hatred… she was such a gross person to post that. One less racist, thanks covid

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u/leamanc Sep 09 '22

THROW IT INTO THE CROWD AND SEE WHO IS NEXT

Judging by the comments in her Facebook feed, her funeral is likely to be a superspreader event jam-packed with unvaccinated people. So I suppose it would be helpful to know who’s next.

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Go Fund Yourself 🍰 Sep 09 '22 Bless Up

You get a bouquet! And you get a bouquet! And you get a bouquet!

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u/cool-- Sep 09 '22

then Dr. Oz comes out selling his fake cures

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u/CF_FI_Fly Team Bivalent Booster Sep 09 '22

That was very macab.

Like when the show "Alone" shows a beautiful forest and lake and a quote from some environmentalist or adventurer and it feels like a very terrible foreshadowing, instead of inspiring, given the events.

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u/platinumperineum Sep 09 '22

She died for what she believed in 😂

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u/FullNefariousness310 Sep 09 '22

Ok, so cause of death should be GOD.

Also, that newspaper fucking looks like whitesupremacist propaganda....am i wrong?

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 09 '22

Nope. And it's an old copy. Someone has carefully preserved it for years and now thinks it has prophesied the Truth.

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u/veggeble Go Give One Sep 10 '22

That’s what I was thinking. God must’ve really wanted her to die.

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u/FranticHam5ter Sep 10 '22

Meh. Hard to argue with him.

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u/DiamondplateDave 😷 Mask-Wearing Conformist 😷 Sep 10 '22

No, it's right there in black and white.

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u/AlbertaChuck Sep 09 '22

One less Republican voter. 👍

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u/feder_online Team Pfizer Sep 09 '22

Seriously, Slide 3...why this idiot reading The Thunderbolt when it clearly says, "WHITE MAN'S NEWS"?!?

Oh, wait, that being unable to read part actually explains why she was too sto0opid to get vax'd. Not gonna miss her.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 10 '22

Seriously, Slide 3...why this idiot reading The Thunderbolt when it clearly says, "WHITE MAN'S NEWS"?!?

Oh, wait, that being unable to read part actually explains why she was too sto0opid to get vax'd. Not gonna miss her.

You are giving her too much credit to blame this on illiteracy. She knows what it says. She has been preserving this shit carefully for decades.

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u/minutemaidOJpulp Sep 10 '22

Contagious laugh? Nahhhh contagious cough

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u/Ipayforsex69 Likes plants, not people Sep 09 '22

When did stupid people get so into politics?

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Sep 09 '22

When the pastors of their “churches” got into politics.

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u/Robj2 Sep 09 '22

She didn't clean her room or get a vaccine--No Cookies for you!(anymore)

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u/Perigee-Apogee Get the Jabby-Jabby Sep 09 '22

That newspaper is from 1970!!!!!!

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u/RealLADude Quantum Healer Sep 10 '22

If heaven is full of assholes like this, it must really suck.

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u/Internetstranger9 Sep 10 '22

The funny thing about all the complaining is that the "lockdown" in the US was very minimal compared to a lot of other countries. It relied a lot on individual choice to work. (And the cost was countless lives.)

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u/Kangar Sep 09 '22

God really dropped the ball on this one.

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u/Sasquatch1729 Team Sinovac Sep 09 '22

I agree, why wait until the 2020s to take her out? What took so long?

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u/werschless Sep 09 '22

I guess “God” thought she did enough, time to be reincarnated back to a cow

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 09 '22

you mean a sheep right?

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u/DTesedale Atlas Coughed Sep 09 '22

Baa!

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Sep 10 '22

She’s a LION! Rawr…gasp…

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u/Major_Dragonfruit_85 Sep 09 '22

Looks like God decided you needed to die now

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u/Finetobeu5678 Sep 09 '22

Celebrate! Clearly, her god wanted her dead.

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u/microvo Sep 09 '22

So, no one mentions, rarely if ever for these awardees, about family, kids losing parents, and who the hell is paying their likely massive final expenses (?) - so they can become bankrupted, maybe lose their homes, and dump the cost on us, - our "socialist" system to pick up the tab. Wonderful. Wonderfuckinful.

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u/gaetanobranciforti Sep 10 '22

Im really surprised religious people dont think the virus is god punishing the us and the world…they claim non religious people are ruining this country…they always say shit like taking god out of schools is bad or someshit…. So if think this country turned it back on god wouldnt common sense say that God sent the Covid 19 virus to punish us for our sinful ways and until we repent??….im really really surprised they arnt the ones pushing this narrative

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Sep 10 '22

Well, then they'd have to admit COVID is real and actually deadly. They're in a bind.

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u/BidenIsYourPOTUS Sep 10 '22

“I have been asking Why all day long.” Because she didn’t get vaccinated. Next question?

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u/CatsPolitics 🦆 Sep 10 '22

“This is just a complete shock to everyone.”

Delta: not everyone…..

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u/merchillio Sep 10 '22

You don’t realize how serious it is until you or someone you love…

No, no, no. YOU didn’t realized it, like every good conservative: “it’s not an issue until it happens to me”. We all knew how serious it was from early on.

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u/Sasquatch1729 Team Sinovac Sep 09 '22

Slide 13: "why?"

Hey, you don't need to pray to get that answer, I can give you this one for free. Some people are really stupid. Too stupid to survive.

I'd say we all have a purpose in life. Some choose to die a needless and stupid death to act as a lesson for the rest of us.

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u/95strat Sep 09 '22

I think it’s time for a montage of “God is the great healer” because that doesn’t seem to be the case.

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u/DoomRyGuy Sep 09 '22

Slide 11.

It's almost like their saying, well, the first batch of prayers didn't work (slide 10). Let's try for the rest of the family now.

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u/calystarose Sep 09 '22

lmao that last slide

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u/Terrible-Pattern-124 Sep 09 '22

You think we’ll ever get to a point where these religious hypocrites stop and think maybe god won’t save us. Maybe god gave us science to figure shit out for ourselves? Like fuck depending on anyone saving you and save yourself.

But nah that’s thinking too highly of them. I forgot they rarely think

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u/Reprobate_Dormouse Happy Unventilated Sheep Sep 09 '22

Whenever I read one of these "God-fearing" types of entries, I thank Gid my parents chose to bring me up without religion.

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u/The_Yarichin_Bitch Sep 10 '22

Omfg, YOU CAN'T PASS A PREGNANCY TO SOMEONE, YOU CAN PASS COVID TO ANYONE YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH.

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u/luithedead Sep 09 '22

rest in peepee

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Sep 09 '22

Slide 6: These people definitely do not have the spirit of a sound mind. Quite the opposite in fact.

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u/gaetanobranciforti Sep 10 '22

“You will not die one day sooner then god intended for you”…with that way of thinking did this bitch just eat whatever the fuck she wanted?, and never went to the doctor? Or wear seatbelts? Basically if i thought like this id be reckless as fuck…..the fact that so many religious people believe this yet so little live that means they dont believe it and know that god doesnt control shit

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u/fuckaliscious Sep 10 '22

August 2021... had plenty of time to get the shot, appears to have made a poor choice by not taking it.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 10 '22

Slide 5:
We know what offends God: Hatred. Failing to help your fellow humans. Letting the hungry starve. Oppressing foreigners. That sort of stuff.

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u/tantrumbicycle Sep 09 '22

God is Great.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐆🦩🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 Sep 10 '22

we all going to die eventually!

"Wish granted." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆

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u/LadyMitris Team Pfizer Sep 10 '22

Love how these dumb dumbs always complain about people getting “too offended” when they are offended by everything that doesn’t fit in with their stupid racist world view.

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u/TheMostBacon Team Pfizer Sep 10 '22

I am absolutely amazed that “God” has not saved A. Single. Person. that was/is going to die from Covid.

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u/Negrodamus1991 Sep 09 '22

I hope someone follows through with that last picture.

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u/Likherpusisaur Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

Yeah... they'd probably all be[en] a bunch of "Librull-owning" unvaccinated anti-masker "MAGA-Maggots" themselves, so in that instance such a gesture just might['ve] be[en] deemed "appropriate" anyway. ~ (edited to reflect "past tense," as I've just learned these Fakebook posts all come from a year ago)

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u/DonnaNobleSmith Sep 09 '22

That newspaper is disgusting. The story of the interracial couple where the wife was kidnapped by a white mob and they mocked it. So gross. Thank god this lady got her HCA.

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u/PolesRunningCoach Team Mix & Match Sep 09 '22

Yes! When I got to that pic all I could think is “racist trash”.

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u/Resident_Sorbet5944 Murder Porn Chain Letter 💌 Sep 09 '22

I’m confused. Is this here now because her award was documented when she died last year?

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 09 '22

she was just nominated last year.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 10 '22

No, she just has not been honored with an HCA post until now.

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u/Puzzled-Science-1870 Sep 09 '22

These ppl really are stupid lol. Thanks for the post op!

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Sep 10 '22

She is an embarrassment to horse people everywhere.

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Sep 10 '22

God made scientists.

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u/JolietJake1976 Team Mix & Match Sep 10 '22

Slide #3: Real nice posting something from white supremacists.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 10 '22

that was hers !!!

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u/dutchoboe Sep 10 '22

My big brother doesn’t believe in the Covid vaccine / compromises his rights or some such bs. He got Covid last Christmas, and again for his bday today. He and his unvaxed kids are all home celebrating feeling awful. This Covid Roulette game is … proving nothing. I’m so glad I got some protection and look forward to booster season.

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u/Neopoleon666 Sep 09 '22

God lifted her up alright, or maybe down idk

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u/kittenmommy Team Mix & Match Sep 10 '22

Slide five: You don't think it offends God when you throw the precious gift of the vaccine made by the scientists that He created back in His face?

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u/SinisterSoren Sep 10 '22

As someone in the horse community, there was a lot of lost people during COVID. The horse community is overwhelmingly rural republican with a few pockets of educated democrats. Unfortunately a lot of people in the horse community ignored all safety recommendations and jumped on the anti-vaxx train. It's one of the most frustrating parts of being part of the horse community.

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