r/HermanCainAward ๐Ÿ’ฐ1 billion dollars GoFundMe๐Ÿ’ฐ Sep 12 '22 Silver 1 Wholesome 1 All-Seeing Upvote 1

Update on PeteTheCat from AZ, another "devout Christian", Trump and God lover. He didn't claim ownership of Covid, but Covid just claimed ownership of him. He is now able to receive his award. Awarded

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u/Ammolite-Valkyrie ๐Ÿ‘ช The family that FA together, FO together Sep 12 '22

How sad that his doctor never got that obscene vaccination bounty that he believed somehow existed

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u/mississauga99 Sep 12 '22

On behalf of the medical community, we will never financially recover from this.

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u/marker8050 Sep 12 '22

LMAO yeah my county hospital is on the brink of collapse and i have dipshits telling me that we're trying to profit off of COVID lol

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Sep 12 '22

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u/MCPtz Team Moderna Sep 12 '22

Damn.

Hospitals close in big cities.

Means it takes less ICU cases to push a state past the limit of what they can handle during a wave of unvaccinated people filling it up next Winter.

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Sep 12 '22

Another article made the point that people are sicker when hospitalized and so by staying one more day, in effect it cuts capacity by about 1/6.

Since we don't do comprehensive health care planning--hospitals do their own thing with some initial review--and public health planning never anticipated 20 to 30% of people would willingly refuse vaccination, we are undersupplied.

Plus, it's not like the old days when hospitals were built with 600 to 1200 beds. In the DC area, the new hospitals are significantly smaller, have less than 300 beds.

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u/AgentEntropy Sep 12 '22

More of America's dystopia dystopia-ing.

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u/Jennfit25 Sep 12 '22

Dear god I read that in the joe exotic voice. Take my poor girls ๐Ÿฅ‡

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u/Flahdagal Darwin take the wheel Sep 12 '22

Lost wife, and now him, and they have kids? Oh FFS.

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u/spyrogyrobr Sep 12 '22

there is going to be a huge generation of covid orphans, specially innocent children from maga parents. Generation C.

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u/PennyKermit Sep 12 '22

Latest estimate is 7.5 million kids orphaned worldwide due to covid. Here's the source: https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2022/09/covid-19-may-have-orphaned-75-million-kids-worldwide

Not sure how accurate that is but I think it's safe to say it's definitely in the millions. So very sad.

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u/FrillySteel Sep 12 '22

I was wondering how we were going to get back to the beginning of the alphabet!

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u/Briodyr Sep 12 '22

They're calling the generation after Zoomers "Alpha," if that helps.

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u/FrillySteel Sep 12 '22

No, no that does not help. That's horrible.

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u/Briodyr Sep 12 '22

It's not because of covid. The plan was to use the Greek alphabet past English Language Z.

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

They understood parenting as well as they understood science.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants Team Moderna Sep 12 '22

Apparently this virus doesn't make exceptions for stupidity or ignorance.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled ๐Ÿ’€ Sep 12 '22

11 days since nomination.

Wow.

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u/Massive-Pudding7803 Sep 12 '22

Yeah the data is...weird. Deaths have suddenly supposedly fallen off a cliff yet filled ICU beds remain over 4k across the country. Some of this is just red state chicanery (witness Florida dumping its stats online every Friday after 5pm) and also new treatments but I'm starting to wonder if death reporting isn't borked.

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u/melmsz Sep 12 '22

Oh it's borked.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled ๐Ÿ’€ Sep 12 '22

Way borked.

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u/9021FU Sep 12 '22 Cake

I checked a site today that monitors wastewater and the large cities in California are on their way back up after declining.

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Sep 12 '22 Take My Energy

Damn that Obamacare. Look at what itโ€™s done here. Even Sky Daddy couldnโ€™t pull it out for the win.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

God was good to him right up to the end. The Lord even provided resuscitation twice! But the divine ones message of a vaccine wasnโ€™t listened to, sad.

Edit: word

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u/Prestigious_Treat401 Team Pfizer Sep 12 '22

I just had an epiphany. Saying God is good right before dying of covid is similar to terrorists saying Allahu akbar right before blowing themselves up.

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u/internetdork Sep 12 '22 Silver

Imagine sacrificing yourself for the insane ramblings and easily disprovable lies emanating from the disgraced former host of The Apprentice.

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u/MuscaMurum Sep 12 '22

Yup. And regarding Trump sticking it to the Media and Hollywood? Have they seen trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

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u/witteefool Sep 12 '22

Hollywood gave up on fixing his Star after the 3rd time it was destroyed, so maybe they havenโ€™t

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!โšฐ๏ธ Sep 12 '22

Imagine sacrificing yourself orphaning your kids for the insane ramblings and easily disprovable lies emanating from the disgraced former host of The Apprentice.

Fixed it for you, but made it worse.

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u/internetdork Sep 13 '22

It does hit different when you put it that way.

The poor kids parents ฬถaฬถrฬถeฬถ were selfish assholes.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 12 '22

Then imagine how they donโ€™t listen when he said get the vaccine and right wing media ended the Covid conversation entirely.

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

"If there's no tobasco or tequila in this vaccine, I'll probably pass." Yes. Yes he did.

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u/vsandrei ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

"If there's no tobacco or tequila in this vaccine, I'll probably pass." Yes. Yes he did.

Unfortunately for the prey item, the ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† did not "pass" on such exquisite and tasty lung meat.

And they did bring the Tabasco.

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

He got all of his final wishes!

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Sep 12 '22

Weird Make-A-Wish, but to each his own, right? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/AffectionatePoet4586 Sep 12 '22

That last is a relief!

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u/Jennfit25 Sep 12 '22

Ironic that life saving vaccines is a hard no/ unsafe but smokes & alcohol are okay. Itโ€™s almost like buddy was a waking pre-existing condition and willfully ignored all risk to own the libs. But it is all urgent care/ hospitals/ obamaโ€™s fault๐Ÿคฏ

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u/Thanmandrathor Sep 12 '22

They rub alcohol on your skin before putting it in thoughโ€ฆ

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u/waterynike Proud Sheep ๐Ÿ‘ Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

Wasnโ€™t there recently another long haired Christian โ€œrockerโ€ posted here recently. Iโ€™m feeling deja vu.

ETA-Itโ€™s probably the same guy but I thought he already died.

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u/boofdahpoo130 Sep 13 '22

Sure do seem to be a lot of rejects for musicians who Stryper passed on. ๐Ÿค”

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u/starbetrayer ๐Ÿ’ฐ1 billion dollars GoFundMe๐Ÿ’ฐ Sep 12 '22

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u/covidboosterhaveI ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒณ Sep 12 '22

Guess the chickens have returned to Capistrano for this dimbulb.

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Sep 12 '22

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†he's another devoured christian๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

"๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†he's another devoured christian๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†"

Devoured, devoted, whatever. The important thing is, he is no longer a burden to society.

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u/ladyinchworm Sep 12 '22

Did his wife die of Covid too or was it just something else around the time he was sick?

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u/covidboosterhaveI ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒณ Sep 12 '22

Slide 11. Weeeee is right. Not sure how long your Long Covid was, but it doesn't sound like it was fun, what with the cardiac arrests and all. And the dying two times. I'm sure the world is gonna miss your sparking with and brilliant insight memes. But I, for one, am glad you stuck to your guns. Weeeeee!

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u/sctwinmom Vacation Matriarch Sep 12 '22

Looks like just shy of a year. "Harsh flu-like illness" post was September 30, 2021. Wifey died in mid-October, definitely of covid.

Someone has posted statistics here claiming that covidiots are 200+% more likely to die in the year following their infection.

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u/covidboosterhaveI ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒณ Sep 12 '22

Just shy of a year of absolute, needless, painful suffering. That stat doesn't surprise me.

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u/Gator717375 Sep 12 '22

And don't forget about how great god has been to him

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u/covidboosterhaveI ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒณ Sep 12 '22

Weeee!

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 12 '22

God sent two boats and a helicopter. But did our hero appreciate them? Noooo!

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

Bully for him. I guess this is a win-win.

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u/covidboosterhaveI ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒณ Sep 12 '22

Yes, for us and him!

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

I bet he felt so smart! He really stuck it to Da Libz, didn't he?

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u/starbetrayer ๐Ÿ’ฐ1 billion dollars GoFundMe๐Ÿ’ฐ Sep 12 '22

I feel so owned, probably like you friend

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

God yes, and I just got a booster! Neither of us has ever gotten it! I am so owned!!

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u/starbetrayer ๐Ÿ’ฐ1 billion dollars GoFundMe๐Ÿ’ฐ Sep 12 '22

I got it last weekend and survived it. Boy it's not something to mess with I can tell you that much, I was so glad to be vaccinated and boosted.

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u/LDSBS Prayer Warror Superstar ๐ŸŒŸ Sep 12 '22

You mean Covid is no joke?๐Ÿคช

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

We hope to avoid it forever. I'm sorry you got sick.

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u/Epistatious Sep 12 '22

Got it at New years, despite all my shots, stupid vaccinations didn't work, Although for some reason it was super mild, must have been my amazing immune system. /s

Kind of like how this guy was right not to be scared of it, it didn't even kill him, just damaged his heart, and who needs those anyway.

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u/prosperosniece Sep 12 '22

I know, Two less republicans in this world ๐ŸŽŠ

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u/Not_Drawn_To_Scale Sep 12 '22 Helpful

That's just wrong. It's two fewer.

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u/McEndee Sep 12 '22

Good thing Trump kept all his promises, like fifteen cases going to zero in two weeks.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 12 '22

Youโ€™ll see, when summer comes thisโ€™ll all be over

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u/LucindaMorgan Sep 12 '22

Back in churches by Easter 2020.

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 12 '22

That, literally, came true. But then they got COVID and died.

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u/SneakerEndurance Sep 12 '22

Typical disease ridden conservative conspiracy nut who is ironically amongst the population most recommended to receive the vaccine, but of course, no, because them liberals ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 12 '22

He took all sorts of meds for his heart, revived twice by modern medicine, and then refused vaccination because he attributed it to a political outlook.

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

It's like they're just bypassing Candeath Owens and swan diving off of a medical cliff for the benefit of society.

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u/Haskap_2010 โœจ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye โœจ Sep 12 '22

Candace memes seem to be less common lately. Perhaps it's finally dawning on them that people who post her stuff tend to die.

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

They are not that self aware.

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u/meta_perspective Sep 12 '22

Slide 2

>So the left wants (x2) the right to peacefully accept it if Trump loses? You mean like they did when Shillary lost?

Ahhhh yes I remember the J6 2017 riots when several police officers were tazed and the National Guard had to be brought in.

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u/SeizeThemAtOnce Sep 12 '22

Dude if you pay attention to literally any right-wing media they frame three people with bernie sanders shirts that bump into an amazon box on their way to their car as "LEFT WING RIOTERS DESTROY COMMERCE AND THREATEN OUR WHITE WAY OF LIFE"

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u/Epistatious Sep 12 '22

Dont you remember the million woman march, there was blood in the streets and buildings on fire. /s

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u/wordsoundpower Team Mudblood ๐Ÿฉธ Sep 13 '22

All I remember were all those pink kitty hats and signs! I still shudder in fear thinking about them. /s

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u/Epistatious Sep 13 '22

Greg Gutfeld! was just complaining about the womans march yesterday on Fox, according to him most of those women were single, unattractive, lonely and sad. He's married to a russian spy though so what does he know. Just saying it lives on in all our nightmares. /s

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms Sep 13 '22

Conservative caricatures of politically active women never change.

Like, at all. There's a distinct pattern here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Funny enough slide 4 has a valid point; opening up every politiciansโ€™ finances is incredibly popular among voters across the spectrum.

Non-MAGA folks donโ€™t worship the politicians who represent them.

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u/powabiatch Sep 12 '22

โ€œWhat a lifeโ€ indeed. Thrown in the trash over a cult of personality.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 12 '22

Iโ€™m sure him and his wife were such amazing people and only fell for right wing propaganda just at the very end.

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u/ihearyou72 Sep 12 '22

Devout Christian full of hate. The irony is comedy gold every time!

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u/starbetrayer ๐Ÿ’ฐ1 billion dollars GoFundMe๐Ÿ’ฐ Sep 12 '22

There's no hate like "Christian love"

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u/RememberThe5Ds Fully recovered. All he needs now is a double-lung transplant. Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 13 '22

This guy is the poster child for being an anti-vax idiot:

Arguing with people on FB and copy/pasta.

Says the vaccine causes death and is useless.

Has a โ€œharsh fluโ€ and doesnโ€™t think to get tested, has ZERO free tests at home, and still plans to go out.

Doesnโ€™t get vaccinated after his wife dies from COVID.

Leaves behind orphan children.

The only thing missing is the GoFundMe.

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u/Vernerator ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰>๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ Sep 12 '22

โ€œI do what I wantโ€

Not anymore.

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u/vsandrei ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

Meanwhile, the hungry viral ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† eat what they want.

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u/AffectionatePoet4586 Sep 12 '22

shake shake shake goes the Tabasco bottle!

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u/FlippingPossum If your seatbelts work, why do you care about mine? Sep 12 '22

I got a chuckle out of the phone complaint. I wonder why they were so busy??? /facepalm

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u/Not_Drawn_To_Scale Sep 12 '22

To recycle my comment from his nomination thread, the reason they stopped picking up the phone is most likely "Caller ID."

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 12 '22

Maybe the docs don't want to give free advice. Because that would be . . . socialism!

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u/Material_Mammoth992 Sep 12 '22

Medical staff are up to their ears in unvaxed COVID patients like himself. That's why!๐Ÿคฌ

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u/frx919 ๐Ÿ’‰ Clots & Tears ๐Ÿ’ฆ Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

Another 99.97% survival rate success story.
By that logic, if you know a single person that has died from the virus, the entirety of your remaining circle should be safe from it.

In reality, he and his sibling wife die not even a year apart.

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u/scifiking Sep 12 '22

I had a friend who died and then his wife died 14 days later. Really sad. They were very nice republicans and didnโ€™t shove it down your throat but bought the bullshit and paid the price. One year ago in August.

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u/PopeOfManwichVillage Tickle Me ECMO Sep 12 '22

โ€œReally great guyโ€. Uh, no.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Every time one of these imbeciles with their silly memes dies an angel has a cigaret break.

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u/wholewheatscythe Sep 12 '22

Well โ€ฆ bye.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 12 '22

๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿค ๐Ÿšฉ

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

Happy Cake Day!

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 12 '22

Cheers!

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u/Haskap_2010 โœจ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye โœจ Sep 12 '22

Trumpers don't riot.

That didn't age well, did it? I guess Pete won't either.

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u/starbetrayer ๐Ÿ’ฐ1 billion dollars GoFundMe๐Ÿ’ฐ Sep 12 '22

He finished aging to own the libs.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo โšก๏ธ Sep 12 '22

He didnโ€™t seem to have much to say about their seditious pity party, did he?

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u/violetpumpkins Sep 12 '22

How many kids did these brain trusts orphan?

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u/Teknical86 Sep 12 '22

Oh well one less vote for the GQP

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u/TheMost_ut I canโ€™t believe itโ€™s not lung butter ๐Ÿงˆ Sep 12 '22

Meanwhile, nothing says freedom more than being in a hospital waiting for a heart, with hoses and tubes in every single orifice. You go Pete!

I guess it was his last rodeo.

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u/Querch Sep 12 '22

Oh look, another lemming went over the cliff.

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u/Haskap_2010 โœจ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye โœจ Sep 12 '22

Lemmings are smarter than these people. Disney employees had to hurl them off a cliff by hand to create the myth of suicidal lemmings. (Completely fake.) These people throw themselves over the edge.

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u/mmps901 Hunter Biden's Deep State Nanobot Sep 12 '22

I just canโ€™t believe people are still refusing the vaccine despite all the death and long term issues we see with so many who are unvaccinated. Itโ€™s been over a year and a half that weโ€™ve been able to get it. Jeez people

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u/ihearyou72 Sep 12 '22

It's about saving face. It means more to them than their lives.

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

I think they just don't want to admit to themselves that they don't want to live their shitty, miserable, angry lives.

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u/ihearyou72 Sep 12 '22

pathetic lives

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 12 '22

We should commend them for standing up for their principles.

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u/intheazsun Blood Donor ๐Ÿฉธ Sep 12 '22

of course no citation on how medical care got worse since Obamacare, nor any mention of Trump failing to overturn it like he promised on more than one occasion

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u/witteefool Sep 12 '22

Medical care definitely got worse as medical professionals started dying or retiring due to COVID, though!

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u/GeneralTapioca Sep 12 '22

Source: his ass.

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u/Fomulouscrunch Blood Donor ๐Ÿฉธ Sep 12 '22

Third time's the charm I guess.

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฅด Sep 12 '22 Helpful

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,

In Trump and lies he placed his trust.

Of ignorance he couldn't have been prouder

So now he's reduced to a handful of powder.

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u/imjustasquirrl Forest Creatures Jam ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ ๐ŸŽธ ๐ŸŽถ Sep 12 '22

Aww, this eulogy is great,

but now I think you need a break

So, do me a favor and go eat some cake!

Happy cake day! ๐ŸŽ‚

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฅด Sep 12 '22

Thank you!

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u/vsandrei ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

"Happy cake day." --the hungry ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†, before feasting upon lung meat cakes with extra Tabasco

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฅด Sep 12 '22

Thank you, and eat well!

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u/AffectionatePoet4586 Sep 12 '22

Tabasco makes the cake!

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u/Special_Ed2018 Sep 12 '22

Dude has a cardiac arrest and talks about tests, tests, tests. If they had just followed the Trump method they could have cured him simply by NOT testing him. Then he wouldnโ€™t have died because no one would have known what the problem wasโ€ฆ

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u/starbetrayer ๐Ÿ’ฐ1 billion dollars GoFundMe๐Ÿ’ฐ Sep 12 '22

Exactly, makes me really doubt he was a conservative /s

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u/Immediate-Ruin2464 COVID IS NO JOKE Sep 12 '22

The friend who commented โ€œyou are young..man..โ€ - are we talking about the same guy in the pic on slide 1? Cause that neckโ€ฆdoes not belong to a young person.

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u/Haskap_2010 โœจ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye โœจ Sep 12 '22

His wife was 54 when she died, so maybe close to that age?

Smoking and hate can prematurely age a person.

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u/mississauga99 Sep 12 '22

"Vaccinated people still get covid... how stupid... wasn't that the point."

Not entirely but the humorous irony isn't lost us. Thanks for sacrificing yourself for a small laugh to brighten our day.

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u/BBking8805 Sep 12 '22

And she blames everyone else up until the bitter end - doctors, the meds she is on - itโ€™s always someone elseโ€™s fault with these people

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

itโ€™s always someone elseโ€™s fault with these people

Of course! If nothing is ever their fault they are always the victim, and deserve all of your sympathy, time, money, and effort to fix their problems for them, since they are just helpless victims. It's like laziness with extra steps.

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u/vsandrei ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

Of course! If nothing is ever their fault they always the victim, and deserve all of your sympathy, time, money, and effort to fix their problems for them, since they are just helpless victims. It's like laziness with extra steps.

Yet they still preach personal responsibility and "pulling yourself up by the bootstraps."

๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

Welp, they are personally responsible for dragging out the pandemic, and for killing themselves in the process.

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u/Stunning-Brief8808 Sep 12 '22

Ironic. It seems he was the one spouting 2+2=5 all along and us "sheep" just watched his slow suicide.

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u/SnooStrawberries8174 Sep 12 '22

Holy word salad. Slide 3?!? Not sure if given the choice of getting Covid or attempting to read all of thatโ€ฆwhich Iโ€™d choose??

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

Amusingly, the only people who bothered to try to read his ignorant wall o' text, are no more literate than he was.

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u/Kazooguru Team Moderna Sep 12 '22

I wonder why the medical staff is too busy to answer the phones? He and his partner are both dead from covid and neither had an ounce of fucking remorse. They spread vaccine disinfo and probably killed someone else with their lies. Meanwhile, I enjoyed a beautiful day at the park and now I am headed to the pharmacy in a bit for the NEW vaccine. Heโ€™s super dead. I am not.

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u/Material_Mammoth992 Sep 13 '22

I will never understand the selfish thinking of these posters.

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u/aotus_trivirgatus Team Bivalent Booster Sep 12 '22

"Brain Cancer Awareness"

MAGA IS brain cancer.

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u/Ok_Knowledge8056 Sep 12 '22

What an idiot. Trump supporters are the most gullible people on earth. Want to run a scam? Get a mailing list of Trump supporters.

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u/Academic_Oil9038 Sep 12 '22

(To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)

Devout Christian full of hate

Learned the truth a bit too late

Leopard party ate his face

To Herman Cain they say their grace

Orphaned children left behind

Such a good God's grand design

Weeee~

*edited for phone formatting

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u/TheParisCommune1871 Sep 12 '22

God will not be mocked.

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u/vsandrei ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

God will not be mocked.

Do not taunt or provoke the hungry ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†.

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u/beerg33k Sep 12 '22

Curious to see how covid affects gerrymandering.

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u/ActiveEntertainer620 Nothing to be done Sep 12 '22

Damn, he must have got some fake garlic by mistake.

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u/RevRagnarok Go Give One Sep 12 '22

"Life is good GOD IS GREAT and oh BTW I died 2x in the last month."

The disconnect is painful.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 12 '22

This long haired rocker really had a hard time believing one set of medical research and discarding another. I wonder if his cardiologist and others recommended the vaccine and he just waved them off. Iโ€™m sure their kids are fully grown but damn, imagine going thru his entire FB and seeing so much bs and lies knowing it actually killed him.

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u/indifferentunicorn Tickle Me ECMO Sep 12 '22

Yikes. The whole world slowed down to limit spread long enough to help billions get vaccinated before exposure. Still didnโ€™t help these free thinkers dying to prove they knew better than to be a sheep and get a โ€˜uselessโ€™ jab.

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u/FearSkyDaddy Biological Ware Fare Sep 12 '22

Cardiac event? Is this a Heart Birthday or Lung Concert? Nope. Itโ€™s your body telling you made a bad choice (imagining the awardee spinning angrily that he was pro-choice).

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u/marker8050 Sep 12 '22

Damn they really are their own worst enemy aren't they?

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u/KrampyDoo Crossing the Vent Horizon Sep 12 '22

Itโ€™s fun that the doinks can barely read/write above 3rd grade level yet want so badly to commit their wordly atrocities to giant text on weird backgrounds to really highlight the bullshit they believeD.

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u/DiamondplateDave ๐Ÿ˜ท Mask-Wearing Conformist ๐Ÿ˜ท Sep 12 '22

Pete believed that "Black Cloves Matter", but he kept them in a separate drawer in the fridge.

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u/pthomas745 Sep 12 '22

I wonder if it was that evil "Left" Ventricle that did him in.

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u/Toast_Sapper Sep 12 '22

These guys believe a whirlwind of outright lies.

And they're overwhelmingly confident that they're right.

And they drop dead because reality dgaf what their beliefs are because beliefs don't change reality.

This sub proves daily how dangerous misinformation is for the people who believe in it, I just wish they'd figure it out before literally dying as a result and exposing everyone around them to danger due to their arrogant ignorance.

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u/terminalblue Sep 12 '22

Foco....of course

I've noticed a lot of these people are from the Rockies and it's where I lived during peak COVID and these people don't give a fuck.

I was in central Wyoming in that time and the sentiment was "we can't get it if "they" don't come here" so of course COVID got to the mountains and even as people were dying they still acted like it was a rest of the world problem.

I started to refer to that whole area as "the Florida of the west".

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u/cbronson830 Sep 12 '22

โ€œGoddessโ€?

Wowโ€ฆhow is his other god going to feel about that?

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u/BeastKingSnowLion Sep 12 '22

I don't think Trump cares.

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u/cbronson830 Sep 12 '22

SnowLion with the assist!

You da real mvp.

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u/feder_online Team Pfizer Sep 12 '22

I love slides like #7...
This Dead Moron: 8000 people died WORLDWIDE from the Vax!! That shit is dangerous & YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

COVID: Yeah, well, I've killed literally millions like you that think a 1:100 million chance of having an allergy is dangerous.

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u/DeeNYC45 Sep 12 '22

Weird how they never make the connection that all those prayers donโ€™t do shit.

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u/fruttypebbles Sep 13 '22

The desperation from the post about doctors not calling back tells me award winner was scarred. Nice cringe response blaming Obamacare.

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u/classy-mother-pupper Team Pfizer Sep 13 '22

Donโ€™t you need vaccines for heart transplants?

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u/R_Ulysses_Swanson Sep 12 '22

What is "real garlic", and what have I been eating? Do they mean raw garlic? Or whole garlic, as opposed to garlic powder? As a garlic aficionado, I'm intrigued by this idea of a potentially better garlic that I've been missing out on.

And its funny... I believe that loading up on garlic, such that it is coming out of every pore of your body for a month afterwards, is beneficial when fighting any illness... But the idea that it is a cure for anything beyond pleasant breath is woefully misguided.

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u/notmadatkate Sep 12 '22

It's also an inoculation against vampires

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u/Puzzled-Science-1870 Sep 12 '22

keeps the vampires away, I hear.

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u/Relevant_Positive417 Sep 12 '22

Black garlic...best thing ever...

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u/Ragingredblue ๐ŸŽPraise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

I believe that loading up on garlic, such that it is coming out of every pore of your body for a month afterwards, is beneficial when fighting any illness...

I have found my people.

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u/Haskap_2010 โœจ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye โœจ Sep 12 '22

It would definitely help with social distancing.

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u/x575446 Sep 12 '22

They're mixing his ashes with his sister's? Ashcest? Incesteration?

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u/BigOmet Team Pfizer Sep 12 '22

His partner, not his sister. She is a sister to the Facebook poster.

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u/x575446 Sep 12 '22

My bad. Typical Monday reading comprehension. Carry on the mixing.

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u/GDub310 Team Moderna Sep 12 '22

That cat meme (or was it a screenshot of a t-shirt) is great but would look better with a tortie or calico.

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u/PrestigiousGrade7874 In God and ivermectin we trust Sep 12 '22

A slow motion murder-suicide

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u/AgreeablePie Sep 12 '22

I like that "I do what I want" cat shirt design tho

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u/hobiwan Science Team Sep 12 '22

Pete the Cat disavows all connection or correlation with PeteTheCat.

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u/point925l Sep 12 '22

I love how he blames Obama & Biden for this.

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u/BoeBames Sep 12 '22

I died trying to read the novel in the middle. Fucking bye

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u/notislant ๐Ÿฆ† Sep 12 '22

'Brain cancer', its like r/selfawarewolves.

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u/BroadwayJoeFYVM Team Moderna Sep 13 '22

No pity for the willfully, hatefully ignorant.

No mercy for trumpy traitors.

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u/Adventurous-Self-528 Sep 13 '22

It's like every one of them want to be the posterchild for the phrase "Fuck around and find out!!"

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u/MuscaMurum Sep 12 '22

Nominees:
A little off topic, but despite having read through the About section of this subreddit, I can't figure out how y'all are finding, tracking, and nominating candidates. What's the process? Is it just as random as it appears? Am I missing a faq or something?

Thanks, kindly.

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u/starbetrayer ๐Ÿ’ฐ1 billion dollars GoFundMe๐Ÿ’ฐ Sep 12 '22

Nominees have made public declaration of their anti-mask, anti-vax, or Covid-hoax views, followed by admission to hospital for Covid. The Award is granted upon the nominee's release from their Earthly shackles.

If you are asking about how to fishing for nominees awardees, I can teach you.

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u/Teknuma Sep 12 '22

That's cute.

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u/FrillySteel Sep 12 '22

"Opps... COVID screwed with my heart..."

Well, at least, in the end, he started believing it was real.

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u/redvariation Winner winner COVID dinner ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Sep 12 '22

And the USA became a tiny bit nicer place.

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u/Ughaboomer Sep 12 '22

So he killed his wife with Covid as well? Wasnโ€™t she the one with brain cancer?

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u/rmtemsguy74 Sep 13 '22

Whatโ€™s sad is that there are TONS of stories like these, yet too many times people involved just donโ€™t seem to learn ANYTHING! Iโ€™ve seen so many family members and friends of these people STILL be anti-vax/mask or deny it was actually COVID. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/celerydonut Sep 13 '22

โ€œGet yourself some real garlicโ€ suggested a friend. These are most def the simpletons that only use that minced jarred nightmare shit ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/RealLADude Quantum Healer Sep 13 '22

Oh.

Hey, I got my omicron booster tester. No side effects at this point!

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u/james_d_rustles Sep 13 '22

One of the comments on his stupid post about the election.

โ€œHow did the country survive the Hillary riotsโ€

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u/HermanCainShow Team AstraZeneca Sep 13 '22

Slide number 2 lol, do yโ€™all remember when Hillary supporters assaulted the Capitol to overthrow democracy when she lost the elections? Neither do I.

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u/vsandrei ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Sep 12 '22

If there's no Tabasco or Tequila in this vaccine

The ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† did not forget to bring Tabasco to the feast.

Covid screwed with my heart, now I'm in the ER.

๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Oops I did it again. Covid screwed with my heart, now I'm in the ER.

Am I the only one who read this in Britney Spears voice?

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u/Joealb123 Quantum Jeebus Healer Sep 12 '22

They are going to be cremated together? What, did they leave the wife's body in the morgue for 11 months?

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u/Haskap_2010 โœจ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye โœจ Sep 12 '22

Maybe she already has been and they'll mix the ashes?

Taking "Christian Mingle" to a whole new level.

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u/Ricky_Rollin Sep 12 '22

I got my dead shoes theyโ€™re on my dead feet.

I got my dead shoes theyโ€™re on my dead feet

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u/rock_and_rolo Sep 12 '22

Blue Cross Blue Shield wouldn't even fully cover my liver ultrasound. It is a laugh that they are tossing around $40k bonus payments.

(Liver is fine.)

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u/elisakiss Oxygen Addict Sep 12 '22

Another Republican in a swing state?!?!! God works in mysterious ways.

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u/ArentWeClever Team Moderna Sep 12 '22

hE wAs A rEaLlY gReAt GuY

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u/edhands Sep 12 '22

Whoa!!!! Trump designated $10,000,000 each year to Save our Seas???

That's really going to help curb the 11 MILLION METRIC TONS of new plastic introduced by the U.S. each year. Why....that's over 90ยข a metric ton!!! We got this problem licked!!! /s

All it did was let the plastic manufactures off the hook for poisoning our oceans. This was no monumental ecological win; it was a farce in true Trump fashion.

(And I also hold both the democrats and republican responsible also for even letting this joke get passed. Fuck both of them too!!!)

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Sep 12 '22

It wasn't much, but "Bidenaire's Disease" made me smile.