r/HermanCainAward ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 12 '22 Helpful 1

Mr. Mallard was making anti-vax posts on FaceBook from 2014 up until June of this year. Mrs. Mallard was somewhat less dedicated but still made some anti-vax posts of her own. Now the whole family is sick with Covid and he's in the hospital. Both have pre-existing conditions. Nominated

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u/Spitzspot Sep 12 '22

Pro tip, don't listen to Ted Nugent.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 12 '22

One of her posts features Dr. Demon Seed. They really know how to pick them.

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Sep 12 '22

They don't pick them. They just accept whoever is fed to them.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 13 '22

✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨

One of her posts features Dr. Demon Seed. They really know how to pick them.

Mallards... Meet the Whirlwind.

Enjoy your reaping, you stupid, stupid DimBulbs.

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u/OneHumanPeOple Sep 13 '22

*solemn tone 😔

They may require microchips as well

HashtagOneLikeEqualsOnePrayer

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u/MarcusD_Hellebore Sep 14 '22

I say ‘Ain’t it a damn shame’… because the plague didn’t send enough of those jackasses to the knackers.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 12 '22

In any form!!

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Sep 12 '22

By the standards of most HCA nominees and recipients, it's Professor Ted Nugent. From Kid Rock University.

We're fucked.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Sep 12 '22

Dunno, that last line with some small tweaks seems like pretty sound advice:

Please keep your virus contained to yourself and don't contaminate me or my family.

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Sep 12 '22

He got contaminated with it in the end though, and pulled through. So no immortalising him with a Ted Nugent Award sub, sadly.

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u/MarcusD_Hellebore Sep 14 '22

I saw a clip of Ted Nugent on Twitter… and he ain’t lookin’ too good. I guess COVID, red meat, tard rage, senility, and underage girls have caught up to him.

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u/mcdreamymd Sep 12 '22

I've wondered how Anthony Bourdain would view "Uncle Ted" in light of the COVID/anti vax idiocy. They seemed to get along quite well before, despite their political differences.

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u/boofdahpoo130 Sep 13 '22

I dunno. 😕 When Anthony Bourdain said some such shit about people being resentful toward Trump voters, I lost a lot of respect for him. Sad that he killed himself, though. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 13 '22

Bourdain championed Marilyn Hagerty. After that, to me, he could do no wrong.

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u/RedPlaidPierogies ✨ VAXX ME AMADEUS ✨ Sep 22 '22

YAAASSS! The Olive Garden review!

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u/RememberThe5Ds Fully recovered. All he needs now is a double-lung transplant. Sep 13 '22

I despise the, "yOu aRe lIvInG iN fEaR. dOn'T mAkE yOuR fEaR mY PrObLeM!"

I am not living in fear because I'm triple vaccinated and I'm getting the Omicron Booster. In the meantime I'm taking reasonable precautions, and that includes wearing a mask in public places.

These people claim to be such hardcore bad-asses, when they are really fucking whiny babies who refuse to do the minimum to protect themselves and other vulnerable people.

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Sep 12 '22

Journey to the center of the mind is always worth a listen.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 Sep 12 '22

We are not "all in this together."

Meanwhile, this morning on Fox News, Trey Dowdy was complaining about how Americans are not unified like they were on September 11, 2001.

🐆 🐆 🐆

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Sep 12 '22

Yeah. That tends to happen when you try to control half your population’s uterus, take away the rights of people who are different from you and think a virus gives a sh!t about your “beliefs” and politics. Funny thing, Covid is unified in its purpose, feeding on lungs 🫁 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 Sep 12 '22

Funny thing, Covid is unified in its purpose, feeding on lungs

🐆 🐆 🐆

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u/MarcusD_Hellebore Sep 14 '22

As Malcolm X said, it’s just chickens coming home to roost.

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u/jimjam721 Sep 12 '22

I got my booster yesterday. I feel owned.

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u/mcdreamymd Sep 12 '22

My right arm has never been so moderately irritated at the injection point before.

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u/AgentEntropy Sep 12 '22

right arm.... moderately irritated

Ha!

Side effect!!!

ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION NOW?!?

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u/microvo Sep 13 '22

You'd think they found a back-alley needle exchange from San Francisco in their local vaccine place- wtf are these dimwads doing?

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u/AgentEntropy Sep 13 '22

So THAT'S how they can make the vaccine free!

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u/vampirepriestpoison Sep 13 '22

You better be running to VAERS to report your vaccine injury or I'm doing it for you /s

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u/mcdreamymd Sep 13 '22

Don't get me started on VAERS! My mother had gone into great detail about how VAERS is UNDERreporting the deaths from the Vaccine!

The what now huh???

She would rather listen to her whack-a-doo QAnon cousin-in-law in rural Pennsylvania - a self-publshed author of a book about an alleged misdiagnosis of her teenage daughter's eating disorder who doctor-shopped for 2+ years to find someone who would call it anything but bulimia "OH ITS A LIVER DISORDER!" - than myself, who has worked in public health communications for over a decade. I've been to Dr. Collins' house multiple times, the former head of NIH. I've got Dr. Leana Wen's cell phone number because I talk to her every few weeks. Dr. Fauci has played with my godchildren!

But yet the nutter who thinks JFK Jr is coming back from the dead to run with Trump in 2024 is somehow a more viable source of knowledge for my mom.

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u/FlippingPossum If your seatbelts work, why do you care about mine? Sep 12 '22

I also got mine yesterday and my flu shot. First Moderna shot that didn't hit me like a train. Might be because I was sick in January. Who knows? At any rate, I'm taking whatever they throw my way.

Feeling so owned as I sip my tea after eating baklava.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 12 '22

Oooooh, baklava! We’re going to get our fill when our annual Greekfest finally returns next month, thanks to our medical experts and the vaccines/boosters. No thanks to this imbecile.

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u/FlippingPossum If your seatbelts work, why do you care about mine? Sep 12 '22

Yay for Greekfest! I got an assortment of goodies at the farmer's market on Saturday.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 14 '22

We gots the goods! Moussaka, baklava, Turkish coffee, Greek adult beverages, imports and crafts from Greece (got a mighty fine reproduction Artemis vase there a number of years ago), and, naturally, tours of the local Greek Orthodox Church.

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u/witteefool Sep 12 '22

The new vax is Pfizer, I believe.

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u/retroman73 Sep 12 '22

There's a Moderna version too. I just mine last Friday & this is the first time I've received Moderna. Made me groggy for the weekend but otherwise, no ill effects.

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u/luckyintrovert Sep 12 '22

Both Moderna and Pfizer, though what brand locations of pharmacies & medical practices get which appears random around me — supply constraints?

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Sep 12 '22

And refrigeration capabilities. Moderna needs more cold.

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u/luckyintrovert Sep 12 '22

Oh, right. But the guy jabbing us at my usual CVS did say that he believed some CVSes that had done both brands in recent past were only getting Pfizer now, so who knows?

I’dve been happy to take either, and Moderna was what he was handing out that day.

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Sep 12 '22

I'd a liked Moderna to mix and boost immunity. Instead mine are all Pfizer.

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 13 '22

I'd a liked Moderna to mix

Add salt to taste.

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u/jmstrats Sep 13 '22

Costco has Moderna.

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u/sarbah77 Covid jokes have no taste Sep 13 '22

All the CVS's near me had Moderna. So, I got Moderna.

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u/witteefool Sep 13 '22

Ah, we only had Pfizer in my metro area.

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u/jimjam721 Sep 12 '22

Moderna too

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u/livewithluck Sep 12 '22

Mmmmm...baklava. Yummy!

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u/canada432 Sep 13 '22

First Moderna shot that didn't hit me like a train

Same here. Got mine with my flu shot last Thursday. The first 3 moderna shots all put me on my ass for a day. This one was more like... I felt shitty and took a couple naps over the weekend, but it was more like the feeling when you're getting the flu and know tomorrow you'll be in bed, but you're not quite there yet. Still well enough to run errands, just had to feel a bit shitty while doing it. So seems to be milder than the other ones, but also might just be because there were already 3 shots in me. Who knows. None of them was more than a mild inconvenience.

I certainly felt owned while sitting there eating donuts and sipping tea on Sunday morning after I felt 100% again.

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Sep 12 '22

Cool. How is the magnetism level and 5G reception? Also, did the improve the Soros mind control chip?

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u/TheAikiTessen Pfizerlicious Sep 12 '22

Magnetism is weak as fuck, the 5G is spotty and Bill Gates outright shorted me on the chip. I got cheated!! 🤪

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 13 '22

Underrated comment!

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u/Perigee-Apogee Get the Jabby-Jabby Sep 14 '22

He'll be sending out an automatic update tomorrow morning at 6am; put a mug of water into the microwave and set it for two minutes; while it runs, hold your upper arm near the microwave until you hear the "beep" that lets you know the download has completed successfully. After that, you should be good to go!

/s

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u/TheAikiTessen Pfizerlicious Sep 12 '22

Got mine this past Saturday. I am owned SO HARD.

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u/MarcusD_Hellebore Sep 14 '22

I’m due to get mine tomorrow. The jab and two boosters-until tomorrow. Don’t have autism….yet. Maybe the third time’s the charm.

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u/Perigee-Apogee Get the Jabby-Jabby Sep 14 '22

Oh, yeah. I've been meaning to ask. Is there any evidence of a sudden huge uptick in kids diagnosed with autism shortly after the vaccine became available for under-fives? Even though the vaccine doesn't contain any mercury?

/s

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 12 '22

"Daddy might have had a different outcome if he had better care when he went in."

Sorry cupcake. It is his fault he didn't get vaccinated.

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Sep 12 '22

No "better care" in the hospital can make up for chronic lack of self-care before you get there.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 12 '22

That was somebody answering her post. To be fair, it's not clear what that person's "Daddy" went in for, there is no mention of Covid.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 12 '22

True, we don't know. However, people who blame the hospital for someone's death are usually denying reality. I just don't know why else it would have been brought up if it had not been covid.

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u/Perigee-Apogee Get the Jabby-Jabby Sep 14 '22

"Daddy might have had a different outcome if he had better care when he went in. been vaccinated."

FTFY

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 Sep 12 '22

he hasn't ate in 2 days

The 🐆 🐆 🐆 did not have this problem.

The 🐆 🐆 🐆 fed well over the past two days.

Very well.

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u/LDSBS Prayer Warror Superstar 🌟 Sep 13 '22

🦠burp

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Sep 12 '22

it's blood he's throwing up

Better than what he spewed on Facebook.

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u/SneakerEndurance Sep 12 '22

Damn, Covid busted into their house and greeted each family member faster than friends and family on Thanksgiving looking for free food without the need to clean up afterwards 😁☝️

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u/Ammolite-Valkyrie 👪 The family that FA together, FO together Sep 12 '22

I don't know if I've just not noticed it before but this is the first time I've seen one of our nominees with an actual lizard person cartoon. That's so deep in the crazy it's surprising that light even reaches them

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 12 '22

I've never seen it before either. It's as crudely drawn as so many other cartoon memes that they post.

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u/TrebuchetTaxiService Team Moderna Sep 13 '22

It's an edit for the laughing businessmen / billionaires meme.

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u/Drake603 Sep 12 '22

Damnit, I didn't know what that was and shrugged it off, now I won't be able to unsee it.

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u/Perigee-Apogee Get the Jabby-Jabby Sep 14 '22

Oh, you're right! #11. Good catch!

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Sep 12 '22

Slide 2 pasta: "Your fear is not my fear and we are not in this together."

Last slides: I'm gonna need all your prayers.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 13 '22

Slide 2 pasta: "Your fear is not my fear and we are not in this together."

Last slides: I'm gonna need all your prayers.

She is right though... We are not in that ICU with her. She put herself in there all by herself!

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u/DimitriV Sep 13 '22

I would pray for her, but I think I have a belch coming on. Priorities, you know.

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Sep 12 '22

An unvaccinated, insulin dependent diabetic. He’s a goner.

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u/maywellflower Sep 12 '22

Glad I'm diabetic that doesn't used insulin because when I had Covid-19 2 years back - had to eat mostly meat & dairy protein to stabilize by blood sugar on top taking my pills & drinking gallons of water at home because green veggies, legumes and fake meats like Beyond Meat blew up my blood sugar to like 200-300.

And his is 600 with insulin at the ICU - he fucked....

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 13 '22

And his is 600 with insulin at the ICU - he fucked....

He asked for it.

Zero Fucks Given.

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u/sojayn Take Some Prayercillin Sep 12 '22

Hi hope your well today. Quick question, would you mind giving me more info about the fake meats issue? Am a nurse and this sounds like something I probably need to look into. Thanks

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u/maywellflower Sep 13 '22

It's because fake meat has carbs such as soy and/or wheat in it - depending on the diabetic &/or what else they're dealing at the same time such as cold / flu / menstrual / etc, that either non-issue with 7-20 grams of carbs per meal or serious issue. Unfortunately for me, that was the issue with Covid-19 because even eating green veggies like spinach that like 7 grams of carbs when cooked which is like 120-140 for me after 2 hours; blows up the blood sugar badly while fighting / recuperating to like 200 during that same time period - have to rethink one's diabetic carb diet when that happens, especially when can't really eat nor drink cold food...

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u/sojayn Take Some Prayercillin Sep 13 '22

Thanks for the detailed useful info. Sounds shitty for ya and that sucks. I will def be looking into this for future education so you are a champ.

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u/WintersChild79 💉Vax Mercenary💉 Sep 12 '22

God, I hate it when they have kids (I might be wrong, but I'm assuming that their children are still minors if they all live in the same house).

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 12 '22

The kids are still young. I'd guess 8 to 12 age range, not teenagers. This couple appear to be in their 40s.

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u/WintersChild79 💉Vax Mercenary💉 Sep 12 '22

That's awful

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 12 '22

Their traumatized orphans will end up raised by Ebil Libz, because who else do you think is going to do it?

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u/ext3meph34r Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 Sep 12 '22 Starry

Funny how everyone suddenly starts running to hospitals when their lungs are gasping for air. Their medical degree in " google searches" is suddenly useless.

Many of us wore masks and got the vaccine to protect everyone. Because we don't just think about ourselves.

Hope this is a learning moment.

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u/TexacoRandom Sep 12 '22

Spoiler Alert: it won't be

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u/DimitriV Sep 13 '22

Funny how everyone suddenly starts running to hospitals when their lungs are gasping for air.

Yep, they bleat about how doctors are wrong and it's all a conspiracy, yet who do they call when the chips are down?

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u/PurBldPrincess Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 Sep 13 '22

Then there’s the ones who do this and then “recover” and blame the hospital staff for long covid, or they die and the family blames the hospital for not giving them things like horse paste.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 12 '22

Slide 5: Screw Hunter's Laptop. I want law enforcement to examine Matt Gaetz's laptop.

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 13 '22

Or an autopsy on his brain.

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u/Joealb123 Quantum Jeebus Healer Sep 12 '22

Last slide, these people who complain about the care they get should just stay home and care for themselves.

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Sep 12 '22

they... should just stay home and care for themselves.

They obviously don't have a clue how, other than chicken soup and drinking from hoses, else they'd get vaccinated.

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 13 '22

Instead go to the Rogan Naturopathic Clinic where you get treated by Facebook influencers.

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u/x575446 Sep 12 '22

Why do those anti-vax kids like the ones in slide 1 always look like they're having a mid-life crisis. Oh, wait.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 12 '22

It's the oil-on-black-velvet painting class of meme, featuring crying children to tug at emotions.

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u/DiamondplateDave 😷 Mask-Wearing Conformist 😷 Sep 12 '22

Enough health issues to be on insulin, but didn't get vaxxed. I'm sure he's confused why the ICU is full, and the healthcare system is overburdened...

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u/hattrickjmr Sep 12 '22

These people go through hell just to be “right.” So fucking stupid.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 12 '22

No no they go thru hell to try to make a political subset of people upset. It’s totally gonna work soon.

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 13 '22

Well they've made me so upset that I'm going to get boosted and buy more masks. Really.

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u/BeastKingSnowLion Sep 12 '22

These people go through to hell just to be “right.” So fucking stupid.

And sometimes this too...

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 13 '22

These people go through hell just to be “right.” So fucking stupid.

The ultimate irony is that everyone outside of their echo chamber can clearly see that they were DEAD WRONG. Often literally.

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u/Vernerator 💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ Sep 12 '22

Taking advice from Nugent, D’Souza?

You get what’s coming to ya.

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Sep 12 '22

“His sugar is over 600 don’t know how far over but that’s with meds and insulin!”

So I’m thinking his blood glucose monitor stops counting at 600.

Also sounds like wife is calling her primary care doc with chest pains and borderline o2 level for herself, and they’re telling her to just ride it out. Yikes.

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u/socialist_frzn_milk Sep 12 '22

Stop fucking using kids as an appeal to emotion. Kids are idiots. They cry when you make them wear lifejackets or put them to bed at a reasonable hour.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Sep 12 '22

And wow, that guy hates all the things that TV and the internet told him to; it's like he was made from a mold.

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u/sctwinmom Vacation Matriarch Sep 12 '22

Soon he'll be growing mold.

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u/leamanc Sep 12 '22

Ted Nugent knocks it out of the park.

Oh my, that’s a huge red flag already.

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u/mmio60 Sep 13 '22

But first he will poop himself

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Sep 12 '22

And here I am not vomiting blood like a sucker.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 12 '22

I am really surprised that they were not able to shoot the virus particles with their guns, really shocked

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Sep 12 '22

The virus is very small. So it’s hard to hit them with bullets unless you go full auto.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 12 '22

ah that's why you need an AR-15, got it /s

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u/deepfriedgreensea Sep 12 '22

That's okay most of them seem to be very large so something about hitting the broad side of the barn...

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Sep 12 '22

Some of those people love guns so much that I wonder whether their version of heaven includes massive arsenals and shooting ranges.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 12 '22

Shooting ranges?!? Pfft! Those guns are still for self-protection! And since they're all the Best Kkkristians, they will have the Best Stuff in the Best Neighborhood in Heaven! They're still going to need to keep out the riff raff, and shoot at brown people in hell. s/

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 13 '22

Somehow I imagine them shooting at brown people in heaven and whining about God letting them in. "The standards here aren't what they used to be."

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 13 '22

Just wait until they meet Jesus!

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 13 '22

Jesus: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 13 '22

MAGATS: "WHERE'S WHITE JESUS?!!"

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 13 '22

Some of those people love guns so much that I wonder whether their version of heaven includes massive arsenals and shooting ranges.

Those are relegated to HELL. Unfortunately for them... They are the targets.

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u/CQU617 Leggo My ECMO!🧇 Sep 12 '22

As I sit here suffering from my bivalve vax, I can honestly say, it’s worth it. I don’t want to kill my pops when I travel next week. I feel like I have been run over by a Mack truck, but is infinitely preferable to being a selfish asshole.

For the record, all other shots are now off the books. Get your shot now.

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u/sctwinmom Vacation Matriarch Sep 12 '22

bivalve

Did you get it in your mussels?

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u/sojayn Take Some Prayercillin Sep 12 '22

😂 nawww that’s a sweet autocorrect and response ta

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u/CQU617 Leggo My ECMO!🧇 Sep 12 '22

Y’all should know that’s the only one available now. All the prior vaccines are off the market.

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Sep 12 '22

They gave him Cat Scratch Fever.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Sep 13 '22

This cat? 🐈

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u/Draker-X Sep 12 '22

Bottom of 17- Ms. Mallard had a fever of 104 and she kept posting?

You can't teach heart.

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u/mmio60 Sep 13 '22

Or grammar and spelling, apparently.

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u/efedora Sep 12 '22

Probably won't make the rest of the week.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 12 '22

These types are so deluded they share comic strips about lizard people. They believe more in myth, conspiracy, and prayers more than anything real. Yet they still go to the hospital…WHY????

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u/tomdurkin Sep 12 '22

We are --fortunately for me -- not sharing similar medical futures.

And he stupidly relied on convicted felon & liar Denesh DSousa.

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Sep 12 '22

Slide 5: Boy, that tweet from Dinesh D'Souza on Jan 6, 2021 did not age well.

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u/mmio60 Sep 13 '22

Quoting confessed felons pardoned by Trump can be like that.

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u/redit3rd Team Moderna Sep 12 '22

So many of these are so far detached from reality and have such terrible false comparisons, I wonder if there is anything possible that could be done to retrain their brains. A couple of hours of good RadioLab episodes maybe?

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 12 '22

Chomsky should whip this moron’s azz for taking him totally out of context.

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Sep 12 '22

Wife was mocking masks as recently as September 6th. Wonder if she's having some regrets now that her husband is doin' the ICU boogie.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

Those are all his posts. Up until September 9th, I haven't inserted any of hers.

Edit: are you thinking of NKOTBlockhead Pink, the second nominee post today?

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Sep 13 '22

Rule 2, Rule 2, Rule 2, Rule 2 ...

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u/Fiz_Giggity Team Bivalent Booster Sep 13 '22

Oh god, he got the pukey variant. I got that one too except I had stomach pains and some err lower intestine problems and wasn't puking blood. Or food, or anything come to think of it.

The pains were no joke though, I went through a lot of Pepto.

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u/dfwcouple43sum Sep 12 '22

Last slide - the Covid ring

Wait a second, you’re supposed to get a ring if you get Covid? What kind of ring?

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u/PrestigiousGrade7874 In God and ivermectin we trust Sep 13 '22

Dinesh D’Souza works hard at being more loathsome than Ted Cruz

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u/ActiveEntertainer620 Nothing to be done Sep 12 '22

Quack, quack, oops. Maybe it’s DLT and his Mrs.

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u/Sasquatch4116969 Marked by the Beast Sep 12 '22

Buzz Lightyear was awesome, even if it was “gayed? Up”

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u/mmps901 Hunter Biden's Deep State Nanobot Sep 12 '22

This one will be hard to miss. Made his choice. I’m so owned!!!

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u/FMLnewswatcher Warriors, come out to pray-ay-ay Sep 12 '22

I saw that it was nominated flair but then forgot halfway through and expected this to be an awardee. This nominee is looking pretty bad…

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u/No34mom Sep 12 '22

Fingers crossed

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u/crisco8 Team Mix & Match Sep 13 '22

Love the drake and hen mallard redactions. Nice touch!

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u/justMeTee Sep 13 '22

Who’s been paying for their insulin? Obamacare? You know their broke morbidly obese asses were drains on society.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 13 '22

These two are actually not obese. He appears to be diabetic, she has some other condition. Not sure what, maybe lupus.

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u/BethMD Team Pfizer Sep 13 '22

Raise your hand if you laughed out loud at the MISS SPELLING on the Stewie slide.

I only smirked, so I'll raise a partial hand:🖕

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u/PurBldPrincess Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 Sep 13 '22

The irony.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 13 '22

No tears from me. Enjoy the rough road ahead.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 13 '22

It's their kids I feel sorry for.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 13 '22

Yep.

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u/turdbucket333 Sep 12 '22

Keep us posted

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u/Robj2 Sep 16 '22

Good thing no-one was able to force them to "get a needle in their arm," dagnabbit!

Jesus, take the Wheel!

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u/backssnavon Truth can't be fact-checked Sep 17 '22

In his own words, we're "not all in this together". Very well then. Enjoy a miserable covid death, asshole. And remember, starting a GoFundMe and asking for handouts is socialism. You're adamantly against that. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and pave your own way, asshole. GoFuckYourself.