r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22 Helpful 1

Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award. Awarded

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u/yuffie2012 Sep 16 '22

If you’re going to be an anti-vaxxer, please don’t have your family ask people to donate to your stupidity when you die.

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u/Blablasarcasm 🐞LadyBug2: 2Lady 2Bug🐞🐞🙏 Sep 16 '22

Remember the one where the wife just straight up said “we don’t have insurance because we’re never sick. We both have full time jobs and no savings.” Like, I would give points for honesty if she wasn’t publicly begging her acquaintances to literally pay for her mistakes.

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Sep 16 '22

Remember the one where the wife just straight up said “we don’t have insurance because we’re never sick".

They're never sick so insurance must be communism since it pays for others that get sick.

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u/LolConservatives420 Sep 16 '22

This is exactly how their broken brains think.

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u/pianoflames Team Moderna Sep 16 '22

So their plan was to only buy insurance if they ever get sick? How do they not know how insurance works?

I take it they don't have car insurance either, but plan on getting it if they ever get into a car accident.

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u/Full_Poet_7291 Sep 16 '22

And cause we live in 'merica, our good republican leaders outlawed Affordable Care cause the damn mesicans were gittin it too

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u/kenxzero What A Drip 🩸 Sep 16 '22

Somehow, I don't feel a damn thing. Reap what you sow, and by golly. It's harvest time.

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u/OwMyBalllz Sep 16 '22

My “fucks to give” silo has been empty for years now. The covid supply chain issues mean I probably won’t have any for quite some time.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Sep 16 '22

Yeah, my fucks to give are stuck on a freighter outside Long Beach. Then they have to take the train to the east coast. I'd be surprised if they get here by Christmas. Or ever.

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u/Practical_Cobbler165 Team Pfizer Sep 16 '22

My fucks got wedged in the Suez canal.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Sep 16 '22

OMG, that was you - it was all over the news!!!

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u/Thanmandrathor Sep 16 '22

I have plenty of fucks to give. But millions of other things take precedence, and my fucks will never be given to antivax morons who also can’t do basic stuff like maintain insurance and plan ahead. (I realize many people work jobs and can’t afford insurance and/or savings and retirement, but they don’t tend to proudly brag about not doing it).

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Sep 16 '22

Well, I converted all my fucks into Trump Coin and silver. So when the always a few weeks away apocalypse finally arrives, I will be a fuckillionaire.

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u/ystavallinen Sep 16 '22

I spend every fuck I have on christofascism.

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u/kenxzero What A Drip 🩸 Sep 16 '22

Same, my dude. Same. 😮‍💨

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u/HammondGaming Sep 16 '22

If you’re going to be an anti-vaxxer, please don’t have your family ask people to donate to your stupidity when you die.

Especially since they likely voted against all efforts to provide things like healthcare, BMI, etc..

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u/BeatUpPoon Railroad Spike Spiegel Sep 16 '22

Guy is younger than me, but hey this commie went skateboarding today.

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u/Jingurei Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax? Sep 16 '22

Must mean he quit riding his motorbike! That’s why he got old!

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u/OkUnderstanding5343 Sep 16 '22

Yea but from now on he’s got the same age next to his name…

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u/Fruits_of_Zellman Sep 16 '22

He doesn't have to worry about getting old now!

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Sep 16 '22

My magic 8 ball 🎱 says a bike will be coming up for sale real soon. 😬

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u/wsnc13 Sep 16 '22

My husband had to give up riding due to prostate issues. We miss it.

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u/HeadTransportation95 Bivalent Cognitive Dissonance 😱💥 Sep 16 '22

You and your commie kickflips, for shame!

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 16 '22

McCarthy McTwist!

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u/Yasea Team Mix & Match Sep 16 '22

They hate communist but watch Tucker on Fox idolize Russia.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 16 '22

They love their ex-KGB agents, collect them as card sets

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u/wsnc13 Sep 16 '22

Thank you for "ex-KGB agents." That is what putin is to its core.

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u/Invertiguy Sep 16 '22

Just to be clear, modern-day Russia isn't communist, they're a right-wing capitalist oligarchy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

It's a dictatorship dressup like a cheap hussy.

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Sep 16 '22

they're a right-wing capitalist oligarchy.

They're a right-wing capitalist gangsterist oligarchy.

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u/Thanmandrathor Sep 16 '22

Kleptocratic oligarchy.

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u/Ipayforsex69 Likes plants, not people Sep 16 '22

I got a little scared that this was Guy. I was sad there would be no more Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives.

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u/SaltyBarDog 5Goy Space Command Sep 16 '22

Younger than me too. I will pour out some water at the gym for him.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 16 '22

😆Wear a helmet TonyHawk! Also, you get old because you quit skating.

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u/Epistatious Sep 16 '22

One year older than me. I've got a lot going on, not time to abandon my family.

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u/OkUnderstanding5343 Sep 16 '22

Yea but from now on he’s got the same age next to his name…

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u/sporkinum Team Moderna Sep 16 '22

Same here. Born in 61, ride skateboard to work every day, getting bivalent booster today at 1.

This guy has been worm food for the last year.

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Sep 16 '22

Dude clearly doesn’t know that El Cajon is the Florida of California. That’s why the crazy always happens there.

Anyway, thoughts and prayers. I have a basketball game tonight. Something this guy can’t do anymore, even though I’m older than he was.

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u/Dendritic_Silver Sep 16 '22

I went to high school in ElCajon.. I can confirm the insanity

It was great in the seventies and eighties though.

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u/Clickrack Does Norton Antivirus stop covid? Sep 16 '22

All these Qarens are quick to ask for prayers as if they do anything, but don’t even follow the edicts of their supposed Lord and savior.

Matthew 5

:43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.

:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Does that not apply to Liberals, communists and Educated folks?

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u/boofdahpoo130 Sep 16 '22

But...but their kids need them "defiantly." 🙄

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u/DocPeacock Hi, table for two, please Sep 16 '22

Perhaps my biggest pet peeve: people who can't spell "definitely" It's really not hard.

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u/Thanmandrathor Sep 16 '22

Misspelling ridiculous as rediculous gets me every time too.

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u/JKDSamurai Sep 16 '22

I cringed

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u/Blablasarcasm 🐞LadyBug2: 2Lady 2Bug🐞🐞🙏 Sep 16 '22

Matthew 6:1-2 is basically “be a good person but not for clout. God is not a fan”

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Sep 16 '22

As my mom used to say, "virtue is its own reward."

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u/DimitriV Sep 16 '22

God only exists to give them special treatment for being the chosen ones. Their "religion" extends no further than that.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 16 '22

God only exists to give them special treatment for being the chosen ones. Their "religion" extends no further than that.

As if God held a special place in his heart for White Trash Republicans.

lol!

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u/viceralsmear Sep 16 '22

There’s a lot in the bible to pick and choose just about any interpretation of how you want to live. The main conclusion generally should be “don’t be a fuckin asshole” but some people don’t get quite there when they pick and choose too much.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 16 '22

All these Qarens are quick to ask for prayers as if they do anything, but don’t even follow the edicts of their supposed Lord and savior.

I've often said to the face of a few religious zealots I have had the displeasure of debating...

"You better pray that your fairy tale religion is indeed just a fairy tale. Because if there is such a thing as Hell, you and your ilk have earned your place there in spades."

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 16 '22

Does that not apply to Liberals, communists and Educated folks?

Yes. And gays, blacks, criminals, Muslims, South and Central Americans, trans men and women. Etc.

Unfortunately, the loudest Christians in the US are the Fake Christians.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22

Message from OP:

Catching up on my awardee backlog. Don't be fooled by the lack of Covid
nominees, there are tens that I see being posted every day. I just
didn't go fishing recently. reposted with corrections

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u/galqbar Sep 16 '22

We appreciate your hard work.

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u/Alarmed-Honey Sep 16 '22

So I went digging on this one. Found a post about the wife on Facebook. Apparently she is already remarried, to a racist cop with similar facial hair to the departed, is on drugs, and shit talks the woman who is caring for her kids. These people, just fucking wow.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22

Thanks for the links, good digging.

I know those people are just so f....ing insane, I lost my faith in humanity.

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u/chaoticnormal Sep 16 '22

She seemed younger and probably saw this dude as a sugardaddy. Why tf this guy having a 6 and 10yo at 56yo? That's just poor planning anyway. And no burial money? This AH thought he'd live forever? Jfc

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 16 '22

Here's my surprised face 😑

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u/CF_FI_Fly Team Bivalent Booster Sep 16 '22

Her kids have already been taken away?

I hope they have the chance at a better life now.

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Team Moderna Sep 16 '22

To be fair, you could copypasta the same altered picture for every damn one & just change the names & I swear I wouldn't know the difference.

You could probably even use the bearded Oakley wearing dudes for the ladies because they're all the same.

They have variations on the anti-COVID/homophobia/xenophobia/anti-everything FB posts, but the story 90% of the time is the same.

Denier + get COVID = dead.

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Sep 16 '22 edited Sep 16 '22

Loved Trump and God, in that order! It always makes me laugh when I see these descriptions. Of course it is sad too.

Also: The "You better respond to my God meme or else!" is a classic.

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u/Blablasarcasm 🐞LadyBug2: 2Lady 2Bug🐞🐞🙏 Sep 16 '22

“If you dont repost, there will be horrendous, humiliating consequences! Someone will accuse you of not wanting to deepthroat Jesus as much as I do” -this guy (probably)

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 16 '22

Also: The "You better respond to my God meme or else!" is a classic.

Yet they refuse to live in fear. WTF? These defective people are insane.

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u/GenralChaos Sep 16 '22 Helpful

I hate the “bet you won’t share” meme pics. They all suck. No matter who posts them or what they are about.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms Sep 16 '22

They're insulting because they imply that you're a contrarian idiot who's easily manipulated by reverse psychology.

Sadly, there are many easily-manipulated contrarian idiots out there.

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u/MattGdr Sep 16 '22 Take My Energy

No I’m not!!!

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 16 '22

Yes we are!

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u/GenralChaos Sep 16 '22

Wayyyyy too many.

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u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

Everyone who bets me I won’t share always wins the bet

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22

bet you won't share :-)

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u/Blablasarcasm 🐞LadyBug2: 2Lady 2Bug🐞🐞🙏 Sep 16 '22

This guy shares everything including Covid. Ah, a Covid shirt off the back of a sweaty Typhoid Larry.

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u/Sasquatch1729 Team Sinovac Sep 16 '22

Amen

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u/FatherPyrlig Sep 16 '22

The only proper response is, “You’re right. I won’t. Congratulations on the win.”

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u/FrillySteel Sep 16 '22

"you win the bet... I won't share your shit".

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u/smutketeer Sep 16 '22

"I'm not sharing this. Let that sink in."

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u/ShuffleStepTap Sep 16 '22

What, so none of these stalwarts of the “personal responsibility” party have any goddamn life or funeral insurance!!??

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u/Koshindan Sep 16 '22

They are of the mindset that nothing bad can happen to them, so obviously they're immortal. What does an immortal need with life insurance? /s

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u/steelhips Sep 16 '22

I just watched a video about this insane Christian cult leader who told her followers bad things only happen to those god is angry with so there is no need to worry if they follow her. She died in a plane crash 2 weeks later.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 16 '22

She died in a plane crash 2 weeks later.

Looks like God has a sense of humor. ;o)

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u/e2hawkeye Sep 16 '22

Do you have the name handy? Because that is fuckin hilarious.

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u/steelhips Sep 16 '22

https://youtu.be/h5ayw21ZE6g Her name is Gwen Shambling - probably well known in the US but I'm an Aussie so I'd never heard of her. Just nuts.

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u/enon2011 Sep 16 '22

Gwen Shambling

good grief, it looks like she took out several layers of the ozone from all that hair spray she uses...

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 16 '22

What, so none of these stalwarts of the “personal responsibility” party have any goddamn life or funeral insurance!!??

It can all be traced back to an old classic on the GOP hit parade...

"Do as I say, not as I do"

The party of personal responsibility has always been a BIG LIE. It took Trump's Big Lie to knock it out of the top slot of Republican dishonesty.

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u/FatherPyrlig Sep 16 '22

Go Fund Me? I thought God will provide.

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u/CaraintheCold Team Pfizer Sep 16 '22

He’s a workaholic, shouldn’t he be rich? Isn’t that what these types say hard work will get you? Guess he wasn’t working hard enough. Should have pulled up those bootstraps.

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u/FatherPyrlig Sep 16 '22

Yup. Obviously he didn’t work or pray hard enough.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

"God will provide" is religionist-speak for "I don't have to take any responsibility for my life because I fully expect my family and friends to take care of me, even if it means great sacrifice on their part."

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u/DimitriV Sep 16 '22

I wonder how often they provided for others on behalf of God.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

I'm sure "personal responsibility" and "bootstraps" apply to everyone else.

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u/DimitriV Sep 16 '22

Oh yeah. It's a good thing they're God's chosen children, otherwise their religious views would be nothing more than selfishness.

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u/steelhips Sep 16 '22

They also want the government to help but only if that help is for them alone.

Why doesn't their church help them?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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u/dbcspace Sep 16 '22

All knowing, all powerful, somehow, just can't handle money!

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u/FatherPyrlig Sep 16 '22

Apparently!

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u/Matty_Poppinz Sep 16 '22

The fucking GoFundMe at the end triggers me every fucking time.

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u/sgbanham Sep 16 '22

I'd start a GoFuckYou for all of these dickheads.

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u/GenXCub Sep 16 '22

how much could we make on a gofuckaroundandfindout website?

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u/DimitriV Sep 16 '22

I would give, except that with all of them praying, surely God will provide for them far more than I ever could. Money would just be crass.

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u/Hercivic Sep 16 '22

Me, too. GTFOH begging for money bc ya didn't want to take a free vaccine.

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u/DawnRLFreeman Sep 16 '22

On this one, I just love (/s) how her children "defiantly" need her!! Defiance seems to be a strong family trait. 🤭

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u/DavidJ____ Sep 16 '22

Fat, Christian with a goatee. Checks all the boxes.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 16 '22

Fat, Christian with a goatee. Checks all the boxes.

Including the "Person sized box" they all get as a parting gift when leaving the ICU.

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u/Dizzy_Belt7485 Sep 16 '22

With that goatee, he never stood a chance. Goatees obviously attract COVID.

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u/outdoor614 Sep 16 '22

They all look the same. Incredible.

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u/PrestigiousGrade7874 In God and ivermectin we trust Sep 16 '22

Obviously

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u/Sweatsock_Pimp Sep 16 '22

I don’t think Home Boy here quite grasped what exactly happened in 1776.

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u/Val_Hallen Sep 16 '22

I was coming here to say that.

We have the 4th of July because a bunch of wealthy, white, slave and land-owning aristocrats didn't want to pay taxes.

Oh, how so much has changed since then...

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u/phreaky76 Team Mudblood 🩸 Sep 16 '22

Yeah, now they have to pay their slaves.

Still don't pay taxes...

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 16 '22

I don’t think Home Boy here quite grasped what exactly happened in 1776.

Yeah... 99% of these scholars were smoking cigs and chugging beer in the High School parking lot while American History was being taught inside the school. Yet magically, 30 years later they are suddenly foremost experts in the field.

MAGA's gonna MAGA.

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u/No-Helicopter7299 Sep 16 '22

Got my next vaccine booster tonight. What did he do? Oh yeah, he’s in the ground not raising his kids or spoiling his grandkids.

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u/PrestigiousGrade7874 In God and ivermectin we trust Sep 16 '22

How are you feeling? Getting mine tomorrow and want to plan accordingly

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u/Jazzlike-Ad2199 Sep 16 '22

I was fine after #s 2 and 4. First booster the next day about noon I felt run down and everything tasted bad but woke up just fine. Everyone is different.

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u/Perenium_Falcon Quantum Phone sanitizer Sep 16 '22

Christ he was only born in ‘63?? I guess all that hate makes you age like crazy.

I feel really owned. I’m vaccinated and watched my dog chase sprinklers for an hour the other day. Obviously brave conservatives have destroyed my liberal ass while the internet laughed!!!

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u/boofdahpoo130 Sep 16 '22

'65, which is even younger. Old bloke was only 57.

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u/Blablasarcasm 🐞LadyBug2: 2Lady 2Bug🐞🐞🙏 Sep 16 '22

The ENTIRE internet ROFLTAO

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u/manickitty Sep 16 '22

They deny 9/11 and… JFK? Wow

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u/SignificantName59 Sep 16 '22

Yeah I'm a little confused by that one. The conspiracy is that the CIA shot JFK and then covered it up. But the conspiracy for 9/11 is that it was rogue Mossad agents from Israel. And the conspiracy for covid is that it was China using funds from the Democrats.

Unless he is trying to say Democrats carried out all 3 attacks. Except JFK was a Democrat....and Bush was a Republican and was in control during 2001. Although I guess Trump was also in control in 2020 and somehow it's still the fault of Democrats for covid.

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u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

If you can successfully weave together all three, and blame them all on democrats, then the writer position at Breitbart is yours

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u/Eradicate1984 Team Pfizer Sep 16 '22

“Hillary Clinton invented AIDS to blackmail JFK into funding the terrorists to commit 9/11, then killed him to keep him quiet, which gave China the opportunity to become a superpower to create a global pandemic with the aide of Bill Gates”

Actually wasn’t even that hard.

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u/SnooPickles467 Sep 16 '22

WRONG!! WRONG!! Obama, allowed 9/11 because he was taking to many breaks https://youtube.com/shorts/AyN34sFko9w?feature=share

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u/SuperDoofusParade Sep 16 '22

It’s true, he was never in the Oval Office! I have proof!

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u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

That’s pretty good. I was almost expecting an explanation of why the frogs are being turned gay

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u/Former-Drink209 Sep 16 '22

Just say they're all in the Illuminati.

Then it makes sense.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 16 '22

That’s the final word on all things conspiracy that don’t have to be explained

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u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

Now everything is illuminated.

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u/ThomasinAustin Sep 16 '22

Always start with Hillary for these folks

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u/SignificantName59 Sep 16 '22

No joke there's times where I wish I could just throw out my morals and become a right wing commentator. Instant millionaire status by exploiting people's fears on nonsense issues. I wish I could just be like "THEY are coming to get you" and not bust out laughing

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u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

I agree you could probably do it, perhaps I could too. But your sense of humor would disqualify you for the role of propagandist.

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u/FPOWorld Sep 16 '22

No, the conspiracy is that 9-11 was an inside job. I have never heard this new Israeli theory in my life, and I have scraped the bottom of the barrel when it comes to conspiracy theories.

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 16 '22

Whenever you think you've hit the bottom of that barrel, you discover you're nowhere near.

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u/SignificantName59 Sep 16 '22

Some versions of the conspiracy say it was an inside job by the US to appease Israel as opposed to Mossad agents outright. Depends how far down the rabbit hole you go. Others will just say the Zionists were responsible without further clarification.

But they're all roundabout ways of blaming Jewish people for 9/11

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u/captainhaddock I shed only the finest Moderna spike proteins. Sep 16 '22

One of the three pillars of the conspiracy theory mindset is that everything is connected. It's a childish but psychologically compelling way of understanding the world.

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u/KrampyDoo Crossing the Vent Horizon Sep 16 '22

This contemptuous loser doink seemed to have a lot of kids and yet still died from

checks his stupidass memes

…communism.

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u/florinandrei Team Pfizer Sep 16 '22 edited Sep 16 '22

He's battling this very moment.

No, he was not battling, he was just laying there.

The real battle had occurred long before, and he lost it. Was not even aware of it.

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u/CatsPolitics 🦆 Sep 16 '22

Dude is 3 years younger than me. Was.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Sep 16 '22

It would be easier to battle this awful disease if you trained your immune in advance with, you know, a vaccine.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 16 '22

The (fake) history of vaccines is a liberal brainwashing to try to take god away from healing our country in this terrible time of hoax. /s

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 16 '22

God provided GoFundMe, Social Security, SSI, interstate highways, vaccines, collectivism, and Joe Biden.

Bet you won't share this.

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u/draniac21 Sep 16 '22

Why do they all have goatees

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u/FaberGrad Reverse Vampire 🩸 Sep 16 '22

to hide double chins

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u/FPOWorld Sep 16 '22

Shoot I bet they planned the Spanish Flu and the potato famine too! What didn’t they plan?! 🤔👽🇺🇸

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u/RealLADude Quantum Healer Sep 16 '22

Didn’t care about his elementary school age kids. But I’m sure they will be fine.

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u/StarfishQuadraPrime Sep 16 '22

A year younger than me.

I do agree with #3, except I do my riding on a mountain bike. Which I did today, because you know, I'm vaxxed, boosted, and not dead.

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u/Impossible-Survey203 Sep 16 '22

Yeah, maybe, but you sure got owned. /s, in case any of his relatives read this. Or have it read to them.

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u/LupercaniusAB Team Moderna Sep 16 '22

Well he WAS a year older than me, but that will be fixed soon. I just rode my motorcycle today, which I guess is a miracle to him, since I’ve had four COVID shots.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

Damn. I'm older than he was.

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u/Cccookielover Sep 16 '22

Hilarious how the themes are always the same with these “truth crusaders”. Tis a pity that they all don’t live together in an isolated village so the virus could do its work. ‘Murica!

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u/fruit_meat Sep 16 '22

Oh hey, he died on my birthday. Here I am a year older while he's now dirt because masking is cOmMuNiSm, I guess.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

Always with Believe in God” posts bc your imaginary friend in the clouds will totally help you in life and protect you more than actual science.

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u/tansiebabe Sep 16 '22

My relatives are mostly Christian and a vast majority of them got the vaccine. They are also mostly pro-choice and don't really care if gay people get married. A fun group.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 16 '22

Who are these grounded normalized citizens that are closer to Jesus than most evangelical drumpf cultists?

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u/JimWilliams423 Sep 16 '22

There are plenty of verses in the bible that say not to test God either. For example:

  • And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
    — Luke 4:12

As usual, these people don't really care what Jesus told them to do, only what saying Jesus' name will let them get away with doing. Too bad for them, covid doesn't care who you name drop.

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u/ooru Team Moderna Sep 16 '22

"Fear God and obey his commands."

No. Fuck God. He can come down and make me, if he's so real.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 16 '22

"Fear God and obey his commands."

So says the Cult that refuses to LIVE IN FEAR.

Do these morons not hear themselves???

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u/Slow_Advertising1181 Sep 16 '22

They all love God and Trump. But God and Trump don't give a shit about their dumb asses

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u/PilotKnob Sep 16 '22

I swear Covid is particularly attracted to that specific facial hair configuration.

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u/goodjuju123 Sep 16 '22

BAM!!!

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u/DarrenWorldWide Sep 16 '22

I woke my roommate up I laughed so hard at the bam

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u/Traditional-Cake-587 Sep 16 '22

Goatee of doom... He didn't have a chance. Well, he actually did have a chance, he just didn't take it.

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u/Blablasarcasm 🐞LadyBug2: 2Lady 2Bug🐞🐞🙏 Sep 16 '22

It wouldn’t have been very “goatee” of him to take some commie, liberal vaccine that helps other people too.

ETA: nothing against goatees in general. I mean the HCA specific Covidiot Goatee.

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u/loopnlil Sep 16 '22

God, they really do all look the same,don't they?

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u/RememberThe5Ds Fully recovered. All he needs now is a double-lung transplant. Sep 16 '22

Had a first family with four children and a second family with two kids, ten and six.

Left all six without a father and likely left the younger ones destitute because he thought COVID was a fake plandemic and the vaccine was poison.

Really losing patience with shitbags like this.

P.S.- He believed JFG was still alive and was a senator! What?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

I wonder if his grandkids are older than his 10 and 6 y.o.

The Senator is John Kennedy of Louisiana.

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u/Annahsbananas Sep 16 '22

There has to be an explanation why Christians are some of the rudest people in our country.

I mean, their bs goes against the very core tenants of their faith and yet they say and do stupid, evil shit all the time

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u/PoliteCanadian2 Sep 16 '22

God loving. Check.

Middle aged. Check.

White guy. Check.

Facial hair. Check.

Stereotype incoming. Check.

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u/sirgetagrip Sep 16 '22

so I've enjoyed 3 more years of life so far, every day adds to it. for all we know that 4th of July weekend he was so insistent on sharing with others is when he got it, so if he listened to Biden he could have enjoyed many more.

I wonder though if he'd choose death over saying "Biden and the Democrats are right"

oh wait, he did choose it.

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u/RevolutionaryPay1810 Sep 16 '22

The goatee.

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u/HermanCainShow Team AstraZeneca Sep 16 '22

Being Republican, sporting a goatee and catching covid is basically a death sentence.

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u/No_Ranger_3896 Sep 16 '22

And riding a Harley is the final nail in the coffin.

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u/ExileOC Sep 16 '22

Yup. Covid loves a good Guy Fieri flavor town goatee.

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u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

Before COVID: We don’t need handouts! We’re Americans, not communists!
After COVID kills your workers: We’re asking for your thoughts and prayers, and donations…

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 16 '22

“We don’t need the country to come together financially to battle Covid or Climate Change!”

“To our community please come together to celebrate this dead fool and help the family financially”

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u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

It’s what he would of wanted. /s
Also, donations are welcome to help with the storm and flooding damage to our house caused by climate change. We think windmills are responsible.

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u/OkUnderstanding5343 Sep 16 '22

Don’t forget those donations…seems like these anti Covid “victims “ never have any $$$…

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u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

We don’t need any handouts! However, could you give us a little bit of money?

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u/SubstanceOld6036 Sep 16 '22

All these dip shits sport the double chin cover , maybe it gathers up all the covid19 so it’s easily inhaled

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u/SueRice2 Sep 16 '22

Goatee and GFM. 😮 surprised I tell ya.

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u/itssarahw Sep 16 '22

We need money to pay for the overly inflated healthcare costs we continue to vote for. We are against handouts but here is our gofundme

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u/Dommekarma Sep 16 '22

Against communism but for pooling resources.

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u/cptnpiccard Sep 16 '22

I'm just here for my usual "double chin, goatee" comment

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u/Farucci Sep 16 '22

I guess Branlo was in for a big surprise when Covid decided he wasn’t going to comply. . .

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u/WithMeDoctorWu 🔍 livin' in an empirical world 🔍 Sep 16 '22 edited Sep 18 '22

Whenever I read about one of these nitwits "battling" COVID, I can't help but think of Tommy Lee Jones yelling EAT ME at a big ol' alien bug. The difference of course being, he had a plan involving a known alien-killing atomizer ready to go when he did that. These guys have nothing but their bravado.

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u/Fruits_of_Zellman Sep 16 '22

I don't know why you guys bother to cover their faces. They all look alike, are completely interchangeable. I couldn't tell one from the next for a million bucks.

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u/DocPeacock Hi, table for two, please Sep 16 '22

Dang it, we lost another conspiracy theorist, how will we go on.

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u/iMakestuffz Sep 16 '22

Well bless his cold dead heart.

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u/luckyintrovert Sep 16 '22

Aww! What a loving husband, father, and grandfather to pass up a free shot and instead leave massive medical bills and a lingering stench of conspiracy theories as his legacy!

I decline the opportunity to help his wife pay those bills, because he would’ve wanted it that way, apparently, as a devoted hater of “communism”.

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u/vinnybawbaw Sep 16 '22

I have a feeling that all those covid deniers/antivaxxers will not survive when the new waves will hit ngl

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u/Safe-Warning-448 Sep 16 '22

It's just a sad lot really.

Culling the herd.

Still, we have good science.

At least we have that.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 16 '22

The entire course of Western Civilization, the Renaissance, the establishment of science, the creation of this country…and we have millions of these fools who’s minds exist in 1795 while picking and choosing modern conveniences as they need them. Pathetic!

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u/DimitriV Sep 16 '22

"I don't need no mask or vaccines, God gave me lungs and an immune system!" *takes off shoes, adjusts glasses, and turns down the air conditioning*

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u/RealPeriniScleroso Sep 16 '22

Yeah fuck this specific guy.

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Sep 16 '22

Known as the wrestler. More like known for wrestling against sanity.

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u/crazylilme Sep 16 '22

One less "Christian" bigot in the world. Gosh, how will we ever recover?

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u/fatbear992 Sep 16 '22

Yes 9/11 and Covid were all planned by lizard ppl

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u/Blablasarcasm 🐞LadyBug2: 2Lady 2Bug🐞🐞🙏 Sep 16 '22

Don’t forget the Illuminati

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u/John-Grady-Cole Sep 16 '22

...No, he didn't love God; he loved a pissant, reductive, idiotic version of God that comported itself well with his pissant, reductive, idiotic self.

In other words, oh NO! ...welp. Bye.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants Team Moderna Sep 16 '22

Everybody's god is just like themselves.

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