r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22 Helpful 1

Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award. Awarded

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22

Message from OP:

Catching up on my awardee backlog. Don't be fooled by the lack of Covid
nominees, there are tens that I see being posted every day. I just
didn't go fishing recently. reposted with corrections

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u/galqbar Sep 16 '22

We appreciate your hard work.

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u/Alarmed-Honey Sep 16 '22

So I went digging on this one. Found a post about the wife on Facebook. Apparently she is already remarried, to a racist cop with similar facial hair to the departed, is on drugs, and shit talks the woman who is caring for her kids. These people, just fucking wow.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22

Thanks for the links, good digging.

I know those people are just so f....ing insane, I lost my faith in humanity.

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u/chaoticnormal Sep 16 '22

She seemed younger and probably saw this dude as a sugardaddy. Why tf this guy having a 6 and 10yo at 56yo? That's just poor planning anyway. And no burial money? This AH thought he'd live forever? Jfc

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 16 '22

Here's my surprised face 😑

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u/CF_FI_Fly Team Bivalent Booster Sep 16 '22

Her kids have already been taken away?

I hope they have the chance at a better life now.

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u/RoguePlanet1 Sep 16 '22

On 9/11, I was asked out by a cop. Only said no because it was absolutely not the time or place, despite my being desperately single. I'm SO glad I didn't accept, knowing what I know now.

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u/Fiz_Giggity Team Bivalent Booster Sep 16 '22

Wow, and I thought I was in a rush to get the D when I left my ex. At least I got someone who is kind, loving, and non-judgemental of me, and treats me very well.

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u/Puzzled-Science-1870 Sep 16 '22

Lol really? This is just great to read lol. Thanks for making my day!

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u/ccc2801 Candy O’s Kiss of Death™️ Sep 18 '22

Seems she was this one’s second chance wife as well?

And remarried within the year? And not taking care of her 2 younger children? Classy lady, that.

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Team Moderna Sep 16 '22

To be fair, you could copypasta the same altered picture for every damn one & just change the names & I swear I wouldn't know the difference.

You could probably even use the bearded Oakley wearing dudes for the ladies because they're all the same.

They have variations on the anti-COVID/homophobia/xenophobia/anti-everything FB posts, but the story 90% of the time is the same.

Denier + get COVID = dead.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22

You are not wrong. The editing is what takes the most time.

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u/OnkelEgonOlsen Horse Paste Sep 16 '22

Most of the deathsnominations are from Delta last year.Any recent ones?

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Sep 17 '22

No doubt. This is nowhere near over.

Keep up the good work!