r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22 Helpful 1

Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award. Awarded

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u/Matty_Poppinz Sep 16 '22

The fucking GoFundMe at the end triggers me every fucking time.

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u/sgbanham Sep 16 '22

I'd start a GoFuckYou for all of these dickheads.

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u/Matty_Poppinz Sep 16 '22

I'd travel round to deliver them for sure.

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u/GenXCub Sep 16 '22

how much could we make on a gofuckaroundandfindout website?

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u/DimitriV Sep 16 '22

I would give, except that with all of them praying, surely God will provide for them far more than I ever could. Money would just be crass.

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u/Hercivic Sep 16 '22

Me, too. GTFOH begging for money bc ya didn't want to take a free vaccine.

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u/DawnRLFreeman Sep 16 '22

On this one, I just love (/s) how her children "defiantly" need her!! Defiance seems to be a strong family trait. 🤭

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u/Scrumtrelescentness Sep 16 '22

Looks like he did eventually turn to communism