r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22 Helpful 1

Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award. Awarded

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u/Jingurei Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax? Sep 16 '22

Must mean he quit riding his motorbike! That’s why he got old!

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u/OkUnderstanding5343 Sep 16 '22

Yea but from now on he’s got the same age next to his name…

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u/Fruits_of_Zellman Sep 16 '22

He doesn't have to worry about getting old now!

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u/OwMyBalllz Sep 16 '22

Forever young-ish

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u/Jingurei Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax? Sep 16 '22

Rod Stewart that you?

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Sep 16 '22

My magic 8 ball 🎱 says a bike will be coming up for sale real soon. 😬

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u/Hank7725 Sep 16 '22

Bike for sale. And maybe a monster truck, ATV, bass boat, guns, duck blind, etc. you know, all the redneck toys.

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u/RoguePlanet1 Sep 16 '22

Good, I hope a more sensible person gets a great deal on it too.

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Sep 16 '22

I doubt it.

Right now, a Harley dealership is just a holding pen for the unbreathables.

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u/RoguePlanet1 Sep 16 '22

Now I'm curious, maybe r/dataisbeautiful can do a graph showing the amount of used Harleys up for sale by R or D county....

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u/wsnc13 Sep 16 '22

My husband had to give up riding due to prostate issues. We miss it.

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u/mcdreamymd Sep 16 '22

He's giving his up for prostrate issues, amirite?

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u/Jingurei Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax? Sep 16 '22

It took me awhile to get that! I finally read that more carefully. My apologies.

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u/wsnc13 Sep 16 '22

Yes. The doc advised it as well as it became uncomfortable for him. He is 66

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Sep 16 '22

Can I get this ventilator in a back-pack? The road is callin'

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u/Jingurei Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax? Sep 16 '22

Life is a highway…. (Apologies to Tom Cochrane for associating him with a pos like this though).