r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22 Helpful 1

Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award. Awarded


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u/manickitty Sep 16 '22

They deny 9/11 and… JFK? Wow


u/SignificantName59 Sep 16 '22

Yeah I'm a little confused by that one. The conspiracy is that the CIA shot JFK and then covered it up. But the conspiracy for 9/11 is that it was rogue Mossad agents from Israel. And the conspiracy for covid is that it was China using funds from the Democrats.

Unless he is trying to say Democrats carried out all 3 attacks. Except JFK was a Democrat....and Bush was a Republican and was in control during 2001. Although I guess Trump was also in control in 2020 and somehow it's still the fault of Democrats for covid.


u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

If you can successfully weave together all three, and blame them all on democrats, then the writer position at Breitbart is yours


u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

“Hillary Clinton invented AIDS to blackmail JFK into funding the terrorists to commit 9/11, then killed him to keep him quiet, which gave China the opportunity to become a superpower to create a global pandemic with the aide of Bill Gates”

Actually wasn’t even that hard.


u/SnooPickles467 Sep 16 '22

WRONG!! WRONG!! Obama, allowed 9/11 because he was taking to many breaks https://youtube.com/shorts/AyN34sFko9w?feature=share


u/SuperDoofusParade Sep 16 '22

It’s true, he was never in the Oval Office! I have proof!


u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

Goddamn Super, you’re right! That’s some damn good reporting!


u/SuperDoofusParade Sep 16 '22

I did my own research!


u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

We need more people doing their own research. Too many people in America are listening to scientists and CNN. /s

I have an assignment for you: Could you find me a picture of Barrack Obama, wearing a turban, performing a live love act with George Soros? I’m trying to get promoted at Breitbart, and this could really help me.


u/SuperDoofusParade Sep 16 '22

Yes, I’ve seen the video but I’m not going to do your research for you. Do your own research /s


u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

That’s pretty good. I was almost expecting an explanation of why the frogs are being turned gay


u/Former-Drink209 Sep 16 '22

Just say they're all in the Illuminati.

Then it makes sense.


u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 16 '22

That’s the final word on all things conspiracy that don’t have to be explained


u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

Now everything is illuminated.


u/ThomasinAustin Sep 16 '22

Always start with Hillary for these folks


u/WontLieToYou Sep 16 '22

Hilary would have been what, 16? And AIDs didn't exist yet. So... Yeah, they'll believe it.


u/JeromeBiteman Sep 16 '22

You're an efing National Treasure!


u/SignificantName59 Sep 16 '22

No joke there's times where I wish I could just throw out my morals and become a right wing commentator. Instant millionaire status by exploiting people's fears on nonsense issues. I wish I could just be like "THEY are coming to get you" and not bust out laughing


u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

I agree you could probably do it, perhaps I could too. But your sense of humor would disqualify you for the role of propagandist.


u/WontLieToYou Sep 16 '22

Really? I truly couldn't do it, nor would I want to. Not even a tiny bit.

You should read Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut. It's about a propagandist. His most underrated book IMO.


u/SignificantName59 Sep 16 '22

I was more meaning because they make so much money off these conspiracies and paranoia. Because it's all made up nonsense it's a never ending grift. I would never intentionally manipulate people like that nor do I think I could even keep a straight face while doing it. But it definitely seems like a cash cow.

I will check the book out, thanks! I'm always looking for reading recommendations 😀


u/WontLieToYou Sep 20 '22

I understand. Check my username and you'll see why I feel so strongly.