Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award.

[u/starbetrayer]

[u/John-Grady-Cole]

...No, he didn't love God; he loved a pissant, reductive, idiotic version of God that comported itself well with his pissant, reductive, idiotic self.

In other words, oh NO! ...welp. Bye.

[u/1stMammaltowearpants → u/John-Grady-Cole]

Everybody's god is just like themselves.

[u/alphabet_order_bot → u/1stMammaltowearpants]

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 1,041,642,730 comments, and only 205,929 of them were in alphabetical order.

[u/Wisconsin_Joe → u/1stMammaltowearpants]

Everybody's god is just like themselves.

God made man in his own image.

When he was done, man turned around and returned the favor.

[u/peppermintesse → u/John-Grady-Cole]

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."

—Susan B. Anthony