r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22 Helpful 1

Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award. Awarded

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u/Dizzy_Belt7485 Sep 16 '22

With that goatee, he never stood a chance. Goatees obviously attract COVID.

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u/PrestigiousGrade7874 In God and ivermectin we trust Sep 16 '22

Obviously