r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22 Helpful 1

Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award. Awarded

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u/SignificantName59 Sep 16 '22

Yeah I'm a little confused by that one. The conspiracy is that the CIA shot JFK and then covered it up. But the conspiracy for 9/11 is that it was rogue Mossad agents from Israel. And the conspiracy for covid is that it was China using funds from the Democrats.

Unless he is trying to say Democrats carried out all 3 attacks. Except JFK was a Democrat....and Bush was a Republican and was in control during 2001. Although I guess Trump was also in control in 2020 and somehow it's still the fault of Democrats for covid.

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u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

If you can successfully weave together all three, and blame them all on democrats, then the writer position at Breitbart is yours

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

“Hillary Clinton invented AIDS to blackmail JFK into funding the terrorists to commit 9/11, then killed him to keep him quiet, which gave China the opportunity to become a superpower to create a global pandemic with the aide of Bill Gates”

Actually wasn’t even that hard.

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u/Former-Drink209 Sep 16 '22

Just say they're all in the Illuminati.

Then it makes sense.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 16 '22

That’s the final word on all things conspiracy that don’t have to be explained

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u/ecthelion108 Sep 16 '22

Now everything is illuminated.