r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22 Helpful 1

Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award. Awarded

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u/Perenium_Falcon Quantum Phone sanitizer Sep 16 '22

Christ he was only born in ‘63?? I guess all that hate makes you age like crazy.

I feel really owned. I’m vaccinated and watched my dog chase sprinklers for an hour the other day. Obviously brave conservatives have destroyed my liberal ass while the internet laughed!!!

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u/boofdahpoo130 Sep 16 '22

'65, which is even younger. Old bloke was only 57.

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u/CatW804 Sep 16 '22

He only made it to 56 and rough-looking at that. But if he'd gotten vaxxed he'd at least drop dead after he retired.

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u/Blablasarcasm 🐞LadyBug2: 2Lady 2Bug🐞🐞🙏 Sep 16 '22

The ENTIRE internet ROFLTAO