r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22 Helpful 1

Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award. Awarded


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u/Koshindan Sep 16 '22

They are of the mindset that nothing bad can happen to them, so obviously they're immortal. What does an immortal need with life insurance? /s


u/steelhips Sep 16 '22

I just watched a video about this insane Christian cult leader who told her followers bad things only happen to those god is angry with so there is no need to worry if they follow her. She died in a plane crash 2 weeks later.


u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Sep 16 '22

She died in a plane crash 2 weeks later.

Looks like God has a sense of humor. ;o)


u/Fiz_Giggity Team Bivalent Booster Sep 16 '22

Don't want to start any blasphemous rumors...


u/e2hawkeye Sep 16 '22

Do you have the name handy? Because that is fuckin hilarious.


u/steelhips Sep 16 '22

https://youtu.be/h5ayw21ZE6g Her name is Gwen Shambling - probably well known in the US but I'm an Aussie so I'd never heard of her. Just nuts.


u/enon2011 Sep 16 '22

Gwen Shambling

good grief, it looks like she took out several layers of the ozone from all that hair spray she uses...


u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Sep 16 '22

U.S. here and I've never heard of her, but boy howdy, I'm glad I have now! THanks.


u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

Well, they do go to super ultra heaven, so this life really doesn't matter.


u/Squonkster Sep 16 '22

“I have an immune system” is right-winger for immortality, apparently