r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22 Helpful 1

Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award. Awarded

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u/BeatUpPoon Railroad Spike Spiegel Sep 16 '22

Guy is younger than me, but hey this commie went skateboarding today.

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u/Jingurei Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax? Sep 16 '22

Must mean he quit riding his motorbike! That’s why he got old!

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u/OkUnderstanding5343 Sep 16 '22

Yea but from now on he’s got the same age next to his name…

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u/Fruits_of_Zellman Sep 16 '22

He doesn't have to worry about getting old now!

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u/OwMyBalllz Sep 16 '22

Forever young-ish

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u/Jingurei Pro-Choice is Pro-Vax? Sep 16 '22

Rod Stewart that you?