r/HermanCainAward ๐Ÿ’ฐ1 billion dollars GoFundMe๐Ÿ’ฐ Sep 16 '22 Helpful 1

Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award. Awarded

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u/Clickrack Does Norton Antivirus stop covid? Sep 16 '22

All these Qarens are quick to ask for prayers as if they do anything, but donโ€™t even follow the edicts of their supposed Lord and savior.

Matthew 5

:43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.

:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Does that not apply to Liberals, communists and Educated folks?

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u/boofdahpoo130 Sep 16 '22

But...but their kids need them "defiantly." ๐Ÿ™„

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u/DocPeacock Hi, table for two, please Sep 16 '22

Perhaps my biggest pet peeve: people who can't spell "definitely" It's really not hard.

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u/Thanmandrathor Sep 16 '22

Misspelling ridiculous as rediculous gets me every time too.

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u/Adventurous_Pin_344 Sep 16 '22

And yet, sometimes I think it works. Like, I hope their kids are defiant. (It's the only way the cycle of stupid will be broken.)

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u/Puzzled-Science-1870 Sep 16 '22

It's hard when you failed out of skool at kindergarten

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u/Squonkster Sep 16 '22

First grade is librul indocternation!