r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22 Helpful 1

Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award. Awarded

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u/Clickrack Does Norton Antivirus stop covid? Sep 16 '22

All these Qarens are quick to ask for prayers as if they do anything, but don’t even follow the edicts of their supposed Lord and savior.

Matthew 5

:43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.

:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Does that not apply to Liberals, communists and Educated folks?

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u/boofdahpoo130 Sep 16 '22

But...but their kids need them "defiantly." 🙄

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u/DocPeacock Hi, table for two, please Sep 16 '22

Perhaps my biggest pet peeve: people who can't spell "definitely" It's really not hard.

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u/Thanmandrathor Sep 16 '22

Misspelling ridiculous as rediculous gets me every time too.

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u/Adventurous_Pin_344 Sep 16 '22

And yet, sometimes I think it works. Like, I hope their kids are defiant. (It's the only way the cycle of stupid will be broken.)

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u/Puzzled-Science-1870 Sep 16 '22

It's hard when you failed out of skool at kindergarten

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u/Squonkster Sep 16 '22

First grade is librul indocternation!