r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 16 '22 Helpful 1

Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award. Awarded


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u/Sweatsock_Pimp Sep 16 '22

I don’t think Home Boy here quite grasped what exactly happened in 1776.


u/Val_Hallen Sep 16 '22

I was coming here to say that.

We have the 4th of July because a bunch of wealthy, white, slave and land-owning aristocrats didn't want to pay taxes.

Oh, how so much has changed since then...


u/phreaky76 Team Mudblood 🩸 Sep 16 '22

Yeah, now they have to pay their slaves.

Still don't pay taxes...