r/HermanCainAward A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Sep 25 '22 Take My Energy 1 Narwhal Salute 1

[flashback] THE HCA FLOWCHART • I wish this was my work, salute to the OP Meme / Shitpost (Sundays)

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/middlingwhiteguy Sep 25 '22

Don't forget the Christian shitposting after they die, instead of genuine reflection of the mistakes they made

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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Sep 25 '22

that may be implied by gofundme

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Sep 25 '22

Oh, the "me" with a sun is for GoFundMe?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Oh, I see - I was wondering what the "me" was.

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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Sep 25 '22

BURY me

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u/bespectacledbengal Sep 25 '22

if you really think about it, Christianity is just a much older system for people to beg others for money after they’ve let their arrogance and pride go to their head

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u/CottMain Sep 25 '22

I see it as a franchise. Peter set it up and JC was the profit.

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u/ReactsWithWords Sep 26 '22

I just figured it out. When Yeshua, a well-known Socialist, would say things like, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." his disciples would say things like, "Jesus Christ! How are we expected to make money from your followers with that attitude?" so much he just started answering the "Jesus Christ."

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u/JosiesYardCart Just for the Cookies 🍪 Sep 26 '22

I see what you did there!

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 25 '22

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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Sep 25 '22

thanks for revealing the true genius

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 25 '22

My pleasure!

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u/Deathbeddit 🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩 Sep 25 '22

Thank you!!!

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 25 '22

No prob! I had saved the original graphic, and the Get Info on the image brought me back to the post from where I snagged it.

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u/Xx_Khepri_xX Sep 25 '22

So accurate that it is kinda scary.

Facebook is Cancer.

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u/naeviapoeta Sep 25 '22

Or Facebook is a window. Basically nobody was allowed to receive an HCA unless they'd posted copiously on FB. There are probably a lot of people that this applies to less the FB/HCA line.

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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Sep 25 '22

yep - they gotta EARN it.

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u/dleah Sep 26 '22

An open window with digital neighbors leaning in and coughing up misinformation into the home of people that have not been inoculated against disinformation

Facebook is a vector.

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u/Then-Inevitable-2548 Team Pfizer Sep 26 '22

And don't forget that these "neighbors" are often Russian government intelligence operatives.

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u/gmplt Echo Chamber Dick Rubbing Party Sep 25 '22

Facebook is a great idea in a vacuum. Its engagement algorithms are what's causing the problems.

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u/ermghoti Ask your M.D. if suffocating on dead lungs is right for you! Sep 25 '22

Facebook is a great idea in a vacuum.

OK, let's launch into deep space and find out for sure.

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u/gmplt Echo Chamber Dick Rubbing Party Sep 25 '22

We could start with its CEO.

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u/ReactsWithWords Sep 26 '22

Or at least send him back to the planet of the Lizard People along with Ted Cruz.

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

Do you [have] a cite to back that up?

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u/Wisconsin_Joe Quantum Massage Therapist Sep 25 '22

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 25 '22

Thanks! Now I got some reading to do.

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u/fragbert66 Team Moderna Sep 26 '22

Please accept sincere compliments from a random Redditor for responding with a declaration to actually read the source material you asked for, instead of immediately countering with "fake news" and "I don't need to read, my mind's made up" and other conservative witticisms.

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u/MageMasher_Online Sep 26 '22

Deleted that sh!t back in 2020

Should’ve done it earlier

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u/astinad Sep 25 '22

How in the world is facebook at fault for this level of stupidity? Facebook didn't suddenly dictate that people stop using their fucking brains

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u/hockeymass Sep 25 '22

Facebook hammers people with nonsense via their algorithms, and their own internal testing has shown that those algorithms have a radicalizing effect.
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/facebook-knew-radicalized-users-rcna3581

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Sep 26 '22

Good point, but one does not throw gasoline onto a fire either, do they?

(not ever, not even your campfire/brush clearing pile fire. Really, really bad idea)

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u/PixelShart Sep 25 '22

I feel it is more smartphone usage. The quality of the internet went down the tubes once everyone gained access.

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u/ReactsWithWords Sep 26 '22

I agree. I was there for the September that Never Ended.

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u/Mr-Blackheart Sep 26 '22

THIS!!!!! I was on the web since the early 1990s, when it was mostly college nerds and BBS through outlook and text webpages in Web 1.0. Had one of the first Facebook accounts, after it expanded to like 8 colleges outside of Harvard, a few years before the general public. It was interesting, and almost innocent in ways. People genuinely connecting and noticed no mallace, as again, most people using it in the earliest days were simply college aged tech nerds.

The DAY the $699 e-machine computer was launched in 1999, my ex-wife’s bat shit aunt bought one with her tax refund, along with a $69 Kodak branded digital camera the size of a brick to take snapshots of her herpes pocked poon, for all the strangers on the internet to gaze upon, that’s when the decent started.

Then, when my half illiterate, Fox News chugging, stepfather got a smart phone, doubly so. “DiD yOU SEe ThAT OBamA wANTs tO dO AWaY wITh ELEctiOnS aND MaKE hIMsElf a DicTAtOR?!!!”…

Fucking painful to watch, truly is.

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u/Moose_is_optional Sep 26 '22

It's the algorithm. Most of these people would never have seen this crazy conspiracy shit if Facebook didn't put it in front of their faces.

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u/blackbeansandrice Sep 25 '22 I'd Like to Thank...

I got a notification because u/peppermintesse tagged me. I love that people are still looking at this. I never expected it to blow up the way it did. If anyone has questions about it, I’m happy to answer them.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 25 '22

Oh, I hope that wasn't a bother for you. The graphic was just such pure brilliance that I wanted to make sure you got the credit :)

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u/blackbeansandrice Sep 25 '22

Bother? No way! I appreciated you took the time to credit my my work. Thanks for that!

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 25 '22

Oh good! My pleasure :)

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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Sep 25 '22

you get massive props for this one. Do you do graphic art professionally?

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u/blackbeansandrice Sep 25 '22

Yes I do. I've worked in TV an advertising. Right now, I'm the Creative Director at a science research center. My experience there inspired me to create the info graphic.

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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Sep 25 '22

I can tell. I worked in Clinical Trials Research for years.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Sep 26 '22

Nice!

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Sep 25 '22

I bow to genius 🙇🏽‍♀️💗

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u/blackbeansandrice Sep 26 '22

You’re too kind! I’m no genius but I appreciate the compliment.

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u/_Bluis_ Sep 26 '22

What is the horse?

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u/blackbeansandrice Sep 26 '22

That was the whole ivermectin thing - a horse dewormer - people were convinced it cured COVID.

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u/KhloesOriginalFace Sep 26 '22

That part was where I absolutely lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/traktorhead Sep 26 '22

What's up with the Horse in column 2?

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u/blackbeansandrice Sep 26 '22

The Ivermectin thing - people taking a horse dewormer because they were convinced it cured COVID.

It doesn't.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants Team Moderna Sep 26 '22

Wait, are you tryn' to tell me viruses aren't worms?

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u/blackbeansandrice Sep 26 '22

I love this question but i'm not qualified to answer it.

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u/blackbeansandrice Sep 26 '22

I found this:

"...viruses can live outside of the human body (for instance, on a countertop) sometimes for many hours or days. Parasites [worms], however, require a living host in order to survive.

Bacteria and parasites can usually be destroyed with antibiotics...antibiotics cannot kill viruses.

Viruses are often responsible for respiratory illnesses (such as the common cold) and digestive illnesses (su​ch as diarrhea)."

https://www.luriechildrens.org/en/specialties-conditions/pediatric-infectious-diseases/viruses-bacteria-parasites/#:~:text=Bacteria%20and%20viruses%20can%20live,hand%2C%20antibiotics%20cannot%20kill%20viruses.

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u/traktorhead Sep 26 '22

Thx I knew about ivermectin, I just didn't make the connection... ty

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u/AnotherCatLover Bounce With Me, Bounce With Me Sep 25 '22

I kinda wanna see a floating goatee under three too. The ol' eboeard game gom.

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Sep 25 '22

You mean like, floating away because it was shaved?

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Sep 25 '22

Eboeard game gom . . . In Space!!

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u/AnotherCatLover Bounce With Me, Bounce With Me Sep 25 '22

Yep.

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u/MuricanA321 Sep 25 '22

What’s the horse about?

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 25 '22

Horse paste :)

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u/MuricanA321 Sep 25 '22

Oh, Christ. I had forgotten all about the horse paste.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 25 '22

Would that we all could.

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u/RememberThe5Ds Fully recovered. All he needs now is a double-lung transplant. Sep 25 '22

I started a little song.

Unforgettable

Unforgettable, that’s what you are

Unforgettable, shit-posting near and far,

And when that pesky “flu” clings to thee,

How you thought the paste would set you free

Never before has someone been more

Unforgettable in every way

Don’t need no jab, just have your people pray

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Sep 25 '22

I'm pretty sure u/justlikeinmydreams has a relevant flair...

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Sep 25 '22

Flair check in!

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Sep 25 '22

Checking in

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u/RememberThe5Ds Fully recovered. All he needs now is a double-lung transplant. Sep 25 '22

Flair checks out.

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u/Aposine Sep 25 '22

Ivermectin.

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u/MaddMo0n Sep 25 '22

Can you explain the bbq?

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u/huntinground Sep 25 '22

Social gatherings, me thinks?

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 25 '22

Yep.

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u/Taskerst Sep 25 '22

I was thinking that the misinformation seeds are sown from whackadoo relatives and neighbors at backyard BBQs

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Sep 25 '22

Ah. I just figured the starting position was happy times BBQ-ing, like everybody else.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 25 '22

It was more like, people ignored the guidelines and still got together socially, which spread the disease.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Sep 26 '22

And is STILL happening.

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u/DapperDano Sep 25 '22

Walter White?

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u/Duudze Sep 25 '22

Knockoff guy fieri

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u/Naedlus Team Pfizer Sep 25 '22

Guy Fieri seems pretty cool, and when he was doing his work for Covid relief for restaurants, if he was anti-mask, etc, he didn't let that slip out, it was just about helping out restaurants.

My vote is for Wish.com Smashmouth

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u/4000grx41 🌯 Sep 25 '22

Willy Wonka?

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u/xnekocroutonx Twitter Antibodies 💉🐤 Sep 25 '22

It took me a sec to figure out the barbecue, and then it clicked. 😂 This flowchart is perfection.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Clue me in please. Fever?

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u/xnekocroutonx Twitter Antibodies 💉🐤 Sep 25 '22

It’s people getting together for gatherings!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Ah! Thank you

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u/shecky_blue Sep 25 '22

I was thinking overeating, which seems to be a common thread as well. It can be two things!

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u/papa_spaghett Sep 25 '22

Lol, it's the goatee and skin tight glasses that does it for me.

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u/huntinground Sep 25 '22

Can someone explain the horse?

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u/AnotherAtheist7 Sep 25 '22

Horse paste. ivermectin

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u/huntinground Sep 25 '22

Huh. I forgot about that debacle. Would have subbed it with detergent too

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Sep 25 '22

Flair check in!

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u/HermanCainShow Team AstraZeneca Sep 25 '22

This is the best summary I’ve see in recent years. P E R F E C T I O N.

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u/imyourealdad Sep 25 '22

I love this graphic. It’s accuracy is a little scary.

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u/CountRumfordFRS Sep 25 '22

It's, it's so beautiful.

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u/ketchupthree Sep 26 '22

What does “me” represent?

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 26 '22

GoFundMe

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u/9021FU Sep 26 '22

Phew! My husband has a goatee, but I do the grilling and he doesn’t have Facebook! I’m sure the masks and vaccines have helped.

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Team Moderna Sep 25 '22

Is this to be read left to right horizontally or vertically left to right?

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u/Wisconsin_Joe Quantum Massage Therapist Sep 25 '22

Is this to be read left to right horizontally or vertically left to right?

Kind of both. It took me a minute or two to figure it out.

1st column: Healthy, shit posting on FB, going to bbqs with family & friends, no mask, no vax.
2nd: Early stages of illness (mild fever), shit posting on FB, dealing with the virus, taking Ivermectin (horse paste) as treatment.
3rd: Sick enough to need an oxygen mask (higher fever), STILL shit posting on FB, dealing with the virus, on oxygen, begging for 'prayer worriers'.
4th: Dead. Angle wings, Earned the HCA, begging on GoFundMe.

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u/blackbeansandrice Sep 26 '22

Perfect summary.

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Sep 25 '22

Left to right, primarily the top line. Each element at the top is embellished by items in the column below it.

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u/Mr-Blackheart Sep 26 '22

I enjoyed seeing all the “prayer warriors” “praying” for these goatee laden, Harley riding, knockoff rayban sunglasses in every photo wearing, turds of the human species.

Then, when they didn’t pray hard enough, and the turds horse paste eating didn’t cure them, they won their award. Then the obligatory go fund me request popped up before the body was cold, for like $20k+, to pay for the turds funeral, because, surprise, surprise…. Turd no health insurance, but their widow now had a sweet Harley in the garage with payments due!

Then, like clockwork, after 3-4 weeks of the GFM being up, seeing $200 or less donated, making me realize that those that knew the turds were either poor as shit or simply didn’t care enough to donate.

Kinda sick to admit, I though that was kinda funny to see.

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u/fragbert66 Team Moderna Sep 26 '22

My black, cold little heart enjoyed the flood of "thoughts and prayers" during the illness, but when it came time to help pay for medical expenses/funeral, it dried up like Death Valley in June.

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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Sep 26 '22

angle wings are free, red hot buffalo wings cost real money.

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u/keefchieftain Sep 26 '22

As a hospital chaplain whose seen a lot of people die I fucking love this.

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u/FreeFromFrogs Sep 25 '22

Lol the horse icon. Lmao

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u/Abrahamfunkon Sep 26 '22

I love this flowchart…and I’m stealing it.

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u/blackbeansandrice Sep 26 '22

Do it.

There's a link to the original post in these comments. It's higher resolution.

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u/JackalRampant Team Mix & Match Sep 25 '22

Unfortunately the attorney that was supposed to be handling this guy's goFundMe is currently serving 86 years in federal prison.

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u/WoodyAlanDershodick Sep 26 '22

I... Don't get it?

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u/Skywalker_79 Sep 26 '22

That's a Better Call Saul reference.

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u/MasterEyeRoller Team Moderna Sep 26 '22

*** MASSIVE SPOILER! ***

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u/Ferregar Sep 25 '22

Horse?

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u/Perigee-Apogee Get the Jabby-Jabby Sep 25 '22

Paste.

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u/OpenDoor234 Sep 25 '22

What if I'm the first one but with the mask and the vaccine

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u/johnnyleegreedo Sep 26 '22

If you have the mask and the vaccine, then I'm assuming that most likely you're not posting antivax bullshit on FB. So that's 3 out of 4 that you're not hitting in the first column.

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u/OpenDoor234 Sep 26 '22

Oh the Facebook logo means posting anti vaxx shit not just using Facebook like a 70 year old auntie. I get it

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u/thetelltaleDwigt Stay Vaxxy and Don’t Get Covid 💉🦠 Sep 26 '22

Then you stay safely in the first column, and never earn an HCA 😁💉

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u/ZSpectre Sep 25 '22

The horse confused me for a second, but then I wondered if putting a tube of toothpaste next to it would have reminded me slightly quicker.

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u/TheArrowLauncher Sep 26 '22

They forgot the Bible, and the AR-15.

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u/cptnpiccard Sep 26 '22

"This COVID ain't no joke"

"Calling all prayer warriors"

Obese, double chin, goatee

"X would give you the shirt off his back. I'll miss you bro"

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u/Princess_sploosh Team Pfizer Sep 26 '22

Oh my fuck I'm too high. I spent forever trying to understand this in rows before realizing columns still exist.

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u/nattack Sep 26 '22

Today Uncle Offbrand Oakleys gained his wings after losing his battle with preventable disease. Prayer warriors disassemble

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u/Test_After Sep 26 '22

Just one tiny thing re. the last pic - eboeard game gom.

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u/munistadium Sep 26 '22

Yeah it needs a gofundme at the end but pretty damn good

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u/blackbeansandrice Sep 30 '22

The “me” is the gofundme icon.

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u/Vinnie_boom_box Sep 26 '22

ayo mr. white, i think you should get the covid vaccine, yo.

Shut up jesse, Im taking my horse paste and you can't stop me

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u/98avalon Sep 25 '22

Need a go fund me logo to complete it

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u/ReactsWithWords Sep 26 '22

That's the "Me" at the end.

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u/hmnahmna1 RONA RALLIES FOR JESUS Sep 26 '22

But I like to grill and BBQ and I'm vaccinated and boosted!

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u/ShnickityShnoo Team Pfizer Sep 26 '22

The wings aren't angular enough.

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u/MwahMwahKitteh Team Mix & Match Sep 26 '22

What's the horse for?

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u/notCRAZYenough Team Mix & Match Sep 26 '22

I think it’s for ivermectin instead of real meds

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u/MwahMwahKitteh Team Mix & Match Sep 26 '22

Oh yeah. I'm slow.

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u/notCRAZYenough Team Mix & Match Sep 26 '22

What is the last icon under the award?

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u/bruceriggs Sep 26 '22

I believe that's the icon for GoFundMe

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u/Lophyre Sep 26 '22

Don’t forget the racism

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u/nanocyte Sep 26 '22

I think it's disrespectful to include disabled Pac-Man in this.

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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Sep 26 '22

thats funny

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u/AnalGlandsEww Sep 26 '22

Good stuff, but what’s with the bbq grill?

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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Sep 26 '22

refusing to isolate during the lockdown. Ozarks.

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u/SendAstronomy Go Give One Sep 26 '22

Need godundme logo in last column.

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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Sep 26 '22

it is - it's the thing that looks like sun rays over the word "me"

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u/SendAstronomy Go Give One Sep 26 '22

Ohhh for some reason I thought it looked very different.

I thought the "Sunray Me" was some sorta religious thing lol.

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u/dr_auf Sep 26 '22

Would put in a intensive care state with intubation, breathing apparatus, ecmo, 4 doctors, 10 nurses in full isolation gear, sad patients who don’t get treated for other illnesses

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u/jaqueburton Sep 26 '22

Ox-n-prayers.

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u/FearOfALiberalPlanet Sep 26 '22

Dude needs a camouflage-colored hat. From either Pro Bass Shop or some rando gun store

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u/kickinthebut Sep 30 '22

What does the horse mean? Hoarse cough?

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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Sep 30 '22

horse paste = ivermectin

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u/kickinthebut Sep 30 '22

Ahhhhh thanks