r/HermanCainAward ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 27 '22

While "Cormorant" was not an extremely prolific conspiracy poster, his relative "Penguin" egged on his anti-vax FaceBook posts in 2021. In May this year he stopped using Facebook altogether. Yesterday his cousin announced that he's hospitalized with Covid. Nominated

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Sep 27 '22

Too late maybe - think he already done went and gone down the "Chupacabrahole.com". Honestly, do they ever get tired of being so stupid? And his idiot cousin thinks that prayers helped him last year.

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u/Joealb123 Quantum Jeebus Healer Sep 27 '22

Yep, Had to be the prayers. No way was it the hospital care and the drugs and the tube to keep your blood oxygen levels up. MORONS!

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 27 '22

Exactly zero percent of these idiots ever thank medical science for saving them, but they do thank Jesus, who they never blame for the deaths. They quit praying and drive to hospital, but they never leave the hospital to go pray in a church instead.

Hmmm.🤔

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u/BellyDancerEm Sep 27 '22

Thank medical science? Those morons all reject medical science

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u/Most-Artichoke5028 Sep 27 '22

They reject medical science until they're choking to death, and then they show up in the ER begging for help.

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u/BellyDancerEm Sep 28 '22

Those morons will still demand ivermectin, and beg their “prayer warriors “ for help

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Sep 27 '22

You talking Crazy!!! Of course it was the prayers! /s

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u/wholewheatscythe Sep 28 '22

I’m going to create a product called “OxyPrayers”, it turns prayers into oxygen! Who wouldn’t want that for your Covid?!

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u/Aquce Team Moderna Sep 28 '22

You could rebrand this scam "air purifier" and tell them that for every prayer the device creates pure oxygen

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

There is no bottom

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u/DTesedale Atlas Coughed Sep 28 '22

It's morons all the way down.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Sep 28 '22

The common clay of the new west.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Sep 27 '22

Sadly, you're spot on.

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Sep 27 '22

Let’s form a prayer warrior chain even though it is dumb as rat scat but at least we don’t get the satanic vaccine and God will save him but let’s go to hospital anyway even though that is the den of the devil but through prayer we will win over science and how come I never learned basic grammar and punctuation what am I an idjit?

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u/SirJohnSmythe Team Mix & Match Sep 27 '22

satanic vaccine

Satan can sit back, relax, and let the bus drive itself at this point.

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u/CatW804 Sep 28 '22

Something something about a herd of pigs throwing themselves off a cliff...

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u/mmps901 Hunter Biden's Deep State Nanobot Sep 27 '22

I see the goatee of death. He’s a goner

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u/HotMeltingFace Team Moderna Sep 27 '22

Dude in the last slide should pray for some punctuation. Hell of a run on he gathered up.

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Go Fund Yourself 🍰 Sep 27 '22

as most of you know I had Covid last year and was hospitalized and intubated and all you prayer warriors stood up and prayed for me so you better believe that after they discharged me I never told a single soul to get the vaccine and now my Cousin is in the hospital with Covid not that I see any connection

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u/sctwinmom Vacation Matriarch Sep 27 '22

You will need to breath after that!

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u/Blablasarcasm 🐞LadyBug2: 2Lady 2Bug🐞🐞🙏 Sep 28 '22

For someone who was intubated, he sure is long winded.

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u/chaunceypie Sep 27 '22

But... but... but...

If science and medicine and covid is all a hoax, then why would he go to the hospital for treatment? And if he was such a good Christian then surely God would have made sure he never got sick in the first place! What the what?!

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Sep 28 '22

Fear. Being unable to breathe is terrifying. It is literally an existential threat. Self-preservation overrides their conspiracy theories, at least until their oxygenation improves.

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u/HermanCainShow Team AstraZeneca Sep 27 '22

This man may not be the dumbest person alive, but he better pray he doesn’t die.

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Go Fund Yourself 🍰 Sep 27 '22

Slide 9: Big Bird was never the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's smarter than this guy.

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith Rebel Wheeze And Death Rattle Sep 27 '22

As many of them have shown, surviving isn’t quite what they think it is.

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u/BellyDancerEm Sep 27 '22

Prayer won’t do Jack shit. Vaccines on the other hand - well, it might be a bit too late for that

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 27 '22

It’s a chorus of dumb; they parrot to one another.

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u/AgentEntropy Sep 27 '22

LORD, PLEASE DON'T LET COVID KILL THIS IMBECILE!

WE BESEECH YOU, LORD, PLEASE JUST LET COVID FUCK HIM UP OR CRIPPLE HIM OR SOMETHING.

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u/mmio60 Sep 28 '22

And when he croaks: it’s angle wings and infinite healing. Winner either way

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Sep 28 '22

Winner winner COVID DINNER

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u/UncreativeNoob Sep 27 '22

Damn OP, I thought the post is about the passing of Trump, I was gonna make a celebration dance lol

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 27 '22

Sadly, no.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 28 '22

The best thing about being stupid is you don't know you're stupid.

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u/BethMD Team Pfizer Sep 28 '22

"Thank you; we agree!" --love, Dunning and Krueger

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u/OnkelEgonOlsen Sep 27 '22

How old is he?According to the picture 40-50. Seems that Omicrom puts relatively"young" people in the hospital.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 27 '22

Not really sure. He doesn't look very old. Forties or fifties sounds about right.

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u/Gizmo1978 Sep 27 '22

The same person approved OxyContin and fentanyl? Even if that’s true (I didn’t check), this imbecile doesn’t realize we still use them as medications/sedation drugs)?

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Sep 28 '22

And if this dude had bone cancer, or ALS, or was in a bad car accident, he'd be the first in line begging for Fentanyl and Oxycontin. They have legit medical uses, and are effective medications. The fact that they are misused and abused doesn't delegitimize their place in proper medicine.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Oct 03 '22

You're letting so much air out of their conspiracy fun though.

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Sep 27 '22

Individual people don’t make yes/no decisions on drugs like that. It’s a multi step process that involves sign off from a slew of experts in different areas of medicine.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 28 '22

Right. Both Oxycontin and Fentanyl are useful and effective drugs, used properly under medical supervision.

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u/witteefool Sep 28 '22

Anyone who watched “watch the water” and thought that COVID was caused by snake venom can’t be helped. It’s so patently stupid on its face.

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u/Elder_Otto Sep 28 '22

I checked out downthechupacabrahole.com and its corresponding Facebook page and all I can say is holy fucking fuck. Words do not yet exist that are adequate to describe the bizarreness and weirdness of its content.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

You mean you don't get your news from sites like Truthbomb and Downthechupacabrahole? What are you, a sheep? /s

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 30 '22

I get all my news from https://weeklyworldnews.com/. And that's why I'm better informed than this chucklefuck.

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u/SpacePoddity Team Pfizer Sep 27 '22

Is "Penguin" also a nominee/awardee? Or did they just get an extra-special shoutout?

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 27 '22

Penguin stopped posting on Facebook altogether in early June. I see no other mentions of this person, so I don't know what happened in their case.

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u/zspacer Sep 27 '22

Seems suspicious that he stopped conspiracy posts, given the regularity prior to that.

I suspect he’s been cleaning his timeline and only got back to April.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 28 '22

Or switched to a different platform.

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u/leamanc Sep 28 '22

He may not have been a prolific poster, but he certainly was an irritating magachud.

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u/spacepharmacy Team Pfizer Sep 28 '22

feeling so very owned on this fine tuesday night1!1!1!11!!1

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u/HighMarshalSigismund Reverse Vampire 🩸 Sep 28 '22

I enjoy how prayer warriors are just people friended on Facebook saying prayers!

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u/Lustiges_Brot_311 Sep 28 '22

But, I thought covid was no more.- said a triple vaxxed citizen.

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u/Lazy-Floridian Sep 28 '22

Antifa as a terrorist organization? I have quite a few relatives who were Antifa. Two landed at Normandy on D-Day, and more after D day. One is still alive at 99 years old.

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 30 '22

I thank him for his service.

/Not sarcasm

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Oct 03 '22

Me too. Grandpa, his brother-in-arms, left this existence 30 years ago.

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u/Typical-Guarantee889 Team Pfizer Sep 27 '22

@OP is the pseudonym a San Fermin reference?

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 27 '22

No, I'm just on a bird kick right now. I was using colours and ran out of new ones.

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u/Typical-Guarantee889 Team Pfizer Sep 27 '22

Still a great choice!

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Oct 03 '22

I've been enjoying the bird labels. A fresh take on these redactions! Or is this to give any cats you have some jollies?

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u/Blablasarcasm 🐞LadyBug2: 2Lady 2Bug🐞🐞🙏 Sep 28 '22

“A leopard at my face last year so I know what it’s like. But none of us took precautions because communism. Out of nowhere this leopard just ate his face, please pray with me”

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u/RealLADude Quantum Healer Sep 28 '22

Prayer warriors, FFS. https://i.imgur.com/QJK2Ybn.jpg

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u/Chidoro45 Sep 28 '22

More of the lords prayers are seeked. What a maroon

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u/CountRumfordFRS Sep 28 '22

It's so strange to see people using "prayer warrior" unironically.