r/HermanCainAward ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 28 '22 Updoot 1

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22 Take My Energy

Real gold here:

"I thought Covid was shut off," says ignorant friend.

  • Does he have a spigot in his house for this? If so, I want one, too.

Gull's wife, who got 2 shots (not enough, but better than Gull) catches Covid.

Gull: "Ha ha ha. I didn't catch it."

  • 4 days later: "I caught Covid again. Last time, I had to relearn how to walk."

Me to Gull: I've been able to walk every day for over 60 years. You idiot. Once wasn't enough?

Gull, you're an arrogant, stupid blowhard.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Sep 29 '22

"Every time I beat my head against the wall, it hurts. What should I do? Hang on while I post some stupid memes. Really, really stupid memes. It completes me!"

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Sep 29 '22

"It completes me!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/you_clod Sep 29 '22

Have you tried not hanging your head against the wall?

"Freedom! It's my right to bang my head against the wall"

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Sep 29 '22

Never! First they tell you to stop banging your head against the wall. Didn't you see that meme - next thing you know, you're on a cattle car!

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u/MankeyBusiness Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

"None of Maxwells clients have been raided by the FBI" is not true anymore actually, that was the gold to me

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u/g-e-o-f-f Sep 29 '22

I chuckled

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u/newluna Quantum Spiller Sep 29 '22

Vaxxed and boosted, just had covid (second time since vaccinated) and neither time had any trouble walking or breathing. It still sucked but in a “annoying cold” kind of way.

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Team Moderna Sep 29 '22

I do wonder how many bouts with COVID the unvaccinated can take.

Are there any stats anywhere on such a thing.

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22

Just with mice. I think none survived 15 infections, and on the average, they died after 12 infections.

I haven't read the study, and am unaware of the viral dose and other conditions, but see no reason to tempt fate and catch it 15 times.

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u/newluna Quantum Spiller Sep 29 '22

These types will take it as a challenge.

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u/WintersChild79 💉Vax Mercenary💉 Sep 29 '22

Isn't it lovely that our leadership decided that it was okay if everyone catches it multiple times a year? I sure hope that vaccines mitigate the cumulative damage a lot if the twelve infections thing is true.

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u/JeromeBiteman Sep 29 '22

The 12th time is the charm?

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u/bongripsanddeadlifts Sep 29 '22

Who could afford it?

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith Rebel Wheeze And Death Rattle Sep 29 '22

It weakens them more each time they get it but they will scream about lions, sheep, bootstraps and finally a GFM when covid gets that final bite out of them.

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u/DiamondplateDave 😷 Mask-Wearing Conformist 😷 Sep 29 '22

He probably thinks the "C" on the right hand faucet is for "Covid".

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u/x575446 Sep 29 '22

Does he have a spigot in his house for this? If so, I want one, too.

You want his wife?

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

Um.. No.

She's obviously kept him around long enough to make me really wonder about her judgment.

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u/x575446 Sep 29 '22

Lol - I must have got confused by the "COVID spigot" part.

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22

I simply want that spigot that turns Covid on or off at will.

NOT his wife. Certainly not the wife of someone like him.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 29 '22

The unvaced will rise again (if we’re all unlucky)

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u/Mindless-Charity4889 Sep 29 '22 Vibing Brighten My Day

So much wrong in his posts.

One that stood out for me though, because I have a couple of EVs, is his characterization of EVs being more costly than an F-350 to run.

1) most EVs charge at home where the cost is a lot lower. In my area, it's 10cents per kWh. Battery sizes vary from 60 to 100 kWh so $6-10 for a full charge.

2) The fast chargers shown in the pic charge more but also charge faster. It only takes about 20min to an hour at most to get to 80% which is when you are supposed to shut off. Filling higher is akin to pouring gas on the ground trying to top up your tank. So $6.40-19.20.

In my area, gas is $2 per L and electricity is $0.10 per kWh. Our cars average about 5 km/kWh. So that works out to 2cents per km. To get the same cost with a gas car, it would have to have to get 100km/L or 235 mpg.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 29 '22

All the anti-vaxxers that I've seen lately seem weirdly obsessed by electric vehicles.

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u/Avertr Quantum Healer Sep 29 '22

Yeah seeing lots of anti-EV posts in my repeat offenders list too. I expect to see the slide about electric fire trucks, police cars, and school buses not being able to do their job either because of snow or because the professionals driving them wouldn't plug them in, to start popping up on the HCA post this winter

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u/GeneralTapioca Sep 29 '22

It’s a disinfo focus for sure. More EVs mean less demand for Russian oil.

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u/DiamondplateDave 😷 Mask-Wearing Conformist 😷 Sep 29 '22

I think that just showed up here in the past couple of days.

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u/DocPeacock Hi, table for two, please Sep 29 '22

It's probably something to do with them being paranoid morons afraid of change and even the implication that they they should possibly consider doing something differently than they've always done, but that's just a hunch.

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u/jeweltea1 Viruses Don't Read Nietzsche Sep 29 '22

Yes, I noticed those memes making the rounds among conservatives. None of them have an original thought in their heads.

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u/NeanaOption Sep 29 '22

None of them have an original thought in their heads. - FIFY

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Sep 29 '22

those memes making the rounds among conservatives.

For a certain kind of rural conservative anything invented, discovered or conceived of since they left high school is deeply suss. Hence all the old-timey crap about chicken soup and drinking water from hosepipes.

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u/chaimsteinLp Sep 29 '22

Yes, if any of his premises were true, his conclusion would be true. EVs wouldn't be worthwhile from an economic standpoint. But, he's just wrong or the rather the troll who did the meme is wrong. This guy is too stupid to do the math check the facts.

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u/EyesofaJackal Sep 29 '22

Or he doesn’t even care about accuracy, just another “gotcha!” For the libs

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u/gelato_bakedbeans Sep 29 '22

Not sure where they got their numbers from, but they still got their own simple math wrong.

The meme confuses 0.32 cents per min as 32 cents per min.

This person needs to go back to first grade schooling.

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u/BoJo2736 Team Pfizer Sep 29 '22

Not all electric cars are electric only. I drive a hybrid, and I don't have a logistical way to charge. But if I wanted to, there is a free charging station near my home that takes about 2 hours to charge. Mostly I just let the car figure out whether it wants to use electric motor or the internal combustion engine. I have filled my tank twice this calendar year, in March and in early July. I am still rolling with 3/4 of a tank. Not everyone will get my results, but I probably haven't spent $500 in gasoline in the almost two years I have had it. I don't even really know (or care) how much gas is. It costs me less than $50 every three months. YMMV

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u/Mindless-Charity4889 Sep 29 '22

Very true. One of our EVs is, in fact, a PHEV; a Chevy Volt so I can relate to your comment.

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Sep 29 '22

Wow!! You are making me seriously consider an EV once I'm ready for a new vehicle. I'm a Subaru gal, and I know the company had an EV in development, not sure how close it is to becoming available or even if it is already in some areas. But in ~3 years or so, when I'm ready to trade in my current Forester, I'm hoping that'll be the kind I get.

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u/WetNoodlyArms Sep 29 '22

Pretty sure they have a plug in hybrid forester. Availability is an issue, but it exists.

I, too, am looking for new EV. And I love me a subaru.

I think in Europe they might have more options, but right now in the US there's only the forester

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Sep 29 '22

You cannot top a Subaru for safety.

Four years ago, I was t-boned when someone blew a stop sign. She hit me just right, on the driver side wheel well, that the insurance company totaled out the vehicle, (an older Forester), but I did not have a scratch on me. Not even any of that day after accident muscle soreness. Not injured whatsoever. The lady who hit me was okay, too. 🙏

I was sad my first Forester got totaled, but it got me my newer one, so, wound up winjing. 😁

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u/Badabingbadabing11 Sep 29 '22

Theres a Subaru plug-in hybrid its the Crosstek PHEV.

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Sep 29 '22

Crosstrek is a cute model! I saw this Impreza the other day, too, that made me salivate. Really nice eye appeal styling.

Excited to see which hybrid options are available when I'm ready for a newer one! The idea of using less gas is very appealing, for many reasons.

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22

Don't wreck a good story with facts!

Yes, /S

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u/TroublemakingB Sep 29 '22

I didn't know any of this but I knew he was full of shit since all of these clowns just pull numbers out of their ass.

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u/thegirlinread Sep 29 '22

Look closely at the screenshot- there's a story explaining why the meme is wrong right under the meme. 🤦‍♀️

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u/StolenRelic I trust my Midi-chlorians Sep 29 '22

Thank you for that thorough break down of costs. Admittedly, I don't know much about them. In my state, there are only 23 stations as of a few months ago. The closest to me is over 2 hours away. Sadly, EVs will remain a luxury ticket item for a long time to come. And that really sucks.

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u/Mindless-Charity4889 Sep 29 '22

As I said, you mostly charge at home, even if a charging station is nearby, because it’s cheaper (although some level II chargers are free). If you don’t have a garage or other secure parking however, then EVs become more problematic.

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u/freeLuis WARNINGProcedurally Generated Account Sep 29 '22

Charge at home. My $400 fast charger took me only 2 months with my car to break even. My car came with a slow charger for free so u didn't even need to buy one, would just need to charge overnight. And that's not considering the electric company in my area have a rebate program that made the charge almost free anyways. I went from averaging $400 monthly in gas to $100 gas + $100 increase electric bill= $200. And I have one of the suckier PHEVs out there. Never going back!

**ETA: I also use apps to search for free chargers offered by my state wherever I go. Some towns only have 1 or 2 and others might be heavily saturated. I've not once paid got charging outside of my home since I've had my car. I make my trips work as charge as much as I can for free, especially if I'm really trying to beat my previous month's milage

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u/taxiecabbie Sep 28 '22 Starry

I am absolutely shocked that somebody who is double-vaxxed is still married to a POS like this. I mean, in his post history, he's essentially calling her all kinds of names.

Granted, maybe they got to her, too, if she never got boosted. Who knows.

I would be interested to know if the guy selling his sperm for $3,500/load actually has a woman (or a man, or whomever) in his life. I am guessing not, and he's probably the type to get home from his job, get on the internet, and then bitch about hypergamy... because, clearly, he's SUCH a catch. Due to... I am sure, the massive run on his sperm.

Also, the one about the border and the pipeline... "MAKE THIS GO VIRTUAL!!!!" LOL

What a smooth-brained idiot. The fact that this dude managed to get a wife is incredible.

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u/SuperSassyPantz Sep 29 '22

maybe she knows what she's doing and took out a nice, big fat insurance policy on his ass ; D

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Sep 29 '22

You're on to something. Divorce by Covid. Life insurance - bonus! Get rid of this millstone - double bonus!

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith Rebel Wheeze And Death Rattle Sep 29 '22

The pro terrorist slide really sealed it for me. Anyone who backs her up gets no sympathy from me.

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u/Stubborn_Amoeba Sep 29 '22

Have to hand it to this guy, he had a lot of posts I've never seen before in these compilations, but they were also much more hateful than the usual ones. Like he was getting them from a lower form of web.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 29 '22

If this is what he posts on Facebook, imagine how much more shitty he is in person. Rabid skunks would be more pleasant company, and be exponentially more polite.

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u/Immediate_Big6508 Sep 29 '22

Hunter's laptop is a new one here. This one went deep down the conspiracy rabbit hole.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Sep 29 '22

I hate to say she got what she deserved but.....

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u/DirkBabypunch Sep 29 '22 Evil Cackle

She got off easy, but I'm guessing those are the police that are actually taught how to aim when they shoot.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 29 '22

Even before that, the rape joke made my skin crawl. Then that pro traitor slide came along, and I thought............."I don't want to be kicked out of here, so I'm not going to say anything else!"

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u/taxiecabbie Sep 29 '22

Yeah, it would also not surprise me if she went out and got vaxxed on the sly; just didn't tell him. She might just be playing the long (COVID) game.

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22

She had to take it out a while back.

No life insurance company will insure him after his previous bout with the ventilator.

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

The sperm salesman really got me

What a gift he's giving to the world.

You might get a kid with an IQ of 60. Have 2 of them and you get 120.

They could be featured in the documentary, Deliverance, shooting at canoeists from the hills.

A bargain at half the price.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 29 '22 Take My Energy

The sperm salesman never had sex in his life, and never will.

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u/babyharpsealface Team Bivalent Booster Sep 29 '22

The sperm thing always makes me laugh. There's plenty of documentation of covid lowering sperm count and zero evidence the vaccine does. Its a slower version of Darwinisn then I prefer, but okay I guess.

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u/crisco8 Team Mix & Match Sep 29 '22

Also, the one about the border and the pipeline... "MAKE THIS GO VIRTUAL!!!!" LOL

It must have got messed up in the translation from Russian to English.

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u/taxiecabbie Sep 29 '22

Either that, or he's two or three steps away from illiterate on his own merit. Which seems to be true in most of these cases.

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u/whitexknight Sep 29 '22

All of this, but on the other hand the dude riding the motorcycle without a helmet is in fact also an idiot. It was the one post he was 50% correct about lmao

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u/taxiecabbie Sep 29 '22

Yup. "Organ donors," those helmet-less dips are called.

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u/Patak4 Sep 29 '22

Or Donor cycles as they are called by the Healthcare profession

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u/AgentEntropy Sep 29 '22

What a smooth-brained idiot. The fact that this dude managed to get a wife is incredible.

She's just there for his unvaxxed sperm.

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u/MorganaHenry Sep 29 '22

The fact that this dude managed to get a wife is incredible.

Mail order?

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 29 '22

Yet it happens every day. Every day a little bell rings and you know that a moron has found their perfect fool.

These humans reproduce somehow, right?!

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

Poor, poor Ashli.

She innocently tried to crawl through a window that had just been broken that was on a door barricaded shut with police on the other side of it, trying to prevent a hoard from attacking 70 congresspeople on the other side, so a policeman murdered her.

Doesn't sound innocent to me. Sounds like the police shot an attacker.

But to Gull, the Freedom Fighter who is fighting for freedom to destroy his body and of those around him, she's also a Freedom Fighter.

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u/Fiz_Giggity Team Bivalent Booster Sep 29 '22

If she had broken a window in their house and crawled through it, every one of those traitorous bastards would have shot her. Probably multiple times, then take pictures for FB.

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22

Absolutely. Break into a house and you're a criminal.

But raid the Capitol and threaten to kill Congresspeople and the VP, and you're a Patriot.

One of my friends from college was in there that day (and I disagree with every political position he has, but if the people in his district don't like him, there is a way to remove him from office - it's called voting). He's alive, thankfully.

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u/call_me_jelli Sep 29 '22

Why are you still friends with him? Or was that past tense?

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u/TheGoodOldCoder Team Moderna Sep 29 '22

Poor, poor Ashli.

I feel sorry for her in that Trump tricked her into doing something that led to her death. Trump, who repeatedly called people in the military "losers", lied to a veteran and convinced her to turn traitor and violently attack her own government.

But I don't feel sorry that she died. Every traitor has some reason for turning traitor. It's similar to how I feel a little sorry that suicide bombers were tricked into doing that. But I don't feel sorry that they died. I'm mostly angry at the people who convinced them to do it.

Conversely, I'm appalled that more insurrectionists weren't killed that day. Up until January 6th, if you had asked me what would be the most likely outcome if a mob people violently broke into the houses of congress to attack our congresspeople, I'd have said, "Every person who crossed the threshold would be killed instantly, and every person who participated in the mob would be arrested." I think most people had similar expectations as I did. I couldn't believe it when I saw it on TV that day.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 29 '22

She seems to have been a pretty unstable person for some time.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 29 '22

We thank her for not collecting anymore military benefits

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

I was extremely upset that day, and for many days afterwards, that the Capitol police were so gentle with them and just let them do that. It seemed like it was right-wing cops under a right-wing administration handling their sympaticos with kid gloves.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 29 '22

I was extremely upset that day, and for many days afterwards, that the Capitol police were so gentle with them and just let them do that. It seemed like it was right-wing cops undy a right-wing administration handling their sympaticos with kid gloves.

I'm still furious. Every one of those piles of shit should have been dead or in jail by the end of the day. All of of their enablers, from the traitors in the White House, to the ignorant schmucks who sent them donations, deserves to spend the rest of their lives in prison.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 29 '22

She wanted to be “tricked”. She believed the conspiracy nonsense because she wanted to believe. So, she attempted to break in and go after those elected representatives of the American people and the Capitol police used deadly force to stop her. And almost certainly those seditious bastards would have murdered every Senator or Representative they could have caught.

I have no pity.

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u/StolenRelic I trust my Midi-chlorians Sep 29 '22

Funny, if she had brown skin they would say the cop was just doing his job.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 29 '22

It’s all fun and games when Gull and likeminded shits laugh when protesters/rioters get shot but when a rioting person breaking into the capitol being warned by police they’ll be shot if they come any further it’s a crime in their mind.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 29 '22

Funny, I didn’t see that old blowhard on television attempting to take down the US government.

Why doesn’t this fuck have the supposed “courage” of his convictions?? 😏

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u/Brokenspokes68 From Shitpost to Compost Sep 29 '22

Freedumb fighter. And traitor.

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u/mkvgtired 🐝🐱Beeline to the feline trampoline park🐱🐝 Sep 29 '22

Ashli also thanked Trump, via tweet, for bringing back the firing squad for treason, only a couple days before being shot while committing treason.

Why didn't she just comply?

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u/Prisoner-of-Paradise 🔮 Gimme that medical SORCERY 🧙‍♀️ Sep 29 '22

I rarely feel like the world would 100% be better without someone, but this guy is the exception. The "orgasm" post is so incredibly disgusting and vile I can't even. Really. Just, no, stop being.

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u/CFDoW Sep 29 '22

Yeah that one was a special kind of revolting. May he rot in hell.

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u/jeweltea1 Viruses Don't Read Nietzsche Sep 29 '22

That's the one that got to me. What a disgusting person.

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u/jeanettesey Sep 29 '22

Came here to say something similar. These people are the absolute worst.

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u/SpacePoddity Team Pfizer Sep 29 '22

Yeah, as a rape survivor, this is the first nominee I've got to admit being really tempted to break Rule 2 for, given that post. I'm glad the OP didn't show how many of his buddies thought that was hilarious.

Hm, yeah, most definitely breaking Rule 2 in my head, though. Totally broken. To pieces, even. I guess I CAN say that I hope Mrs. Gull realizes what an absolute POS he is and that she soon doesn't have him for a husband.

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u/crashingwater Sep 29 '22

Agreed. So gross.

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u/RememberThe5Ds Fully recovered. All he needs now is a double-lung transplant. Sep 29 '22

The ignorant, pureblood bragging on September 18th aged like milk.

COVID be like: Hold my beer.

Don't you wonder what their wives think? I know what I'd be thinking if I was living with an insufferable anti-vax asshole who tried to die AND bankrupt the family at the same time and yet.....he still wouldn't get a shot after that.

So much for nAtUrAl iMmUnItY and HaViNg aN iMmUnE sYsTem.

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u/Electrical_Life_5083 Sep 29 '22

I’ve stayed up on all my boosters (just got my bivalant and flu shot a couple weeks ago) my husband hasn’t got one since his original J&J. I’ve mentioned a few times that he needs to get boosted and he won’t do it so I finally just said I don’t care what you do but I absolutely will NOT have any sympathy for you if you get sick. My son and I are up to date and that’s really all I care about at this point.

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u/rhoduhhh Team Bivalent Booster Sep 29 '22

Dark question: Does he have a life insurance policy?

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u/Electrical_Life_5083 Sep 29 '22

Lol, yes.

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u/rhoduhhh Team Bivalent Booster Sep 29 '22

Niiiiiice

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u/AgentEntropy Sep 29 '22

If you're American, it's not the sympathy; it's the cost.

Your husband probably won't die, but even with insurance, he'll probably cost the family a fortune. If his insurance is tied to his employment, you're risking losing both.

Also, COVID is so contagious that this outcome is almost statistically inevitable.

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22

She might also resent him gloating publicly that she got Covid and he didn't, even though she was vaccinated and he wasn't.

Nothing better than a spouse who puts down his wife loudly, so everyone knows about it.

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u/Blablasarcasm 🐞LadyBug2: 2Lady 2Bug🐞🐞🙏 Sep 29 '22

“And BOY HOWDY, do I hate my wife!”- some bitter middle aged comic in 1997 probably

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 29 '22

She was vaccinated and he wasn't. She didn't have to re-learn how to walk and he did.

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u/anOvenofWitches Sep 28 '22

Hopefully this time Covid gets his “Share” finger. Jesus Christ what a shallow cesspool.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 29 '22

The misogyny is next level, even for an nominee. He earned every bit of his suffering. Rape fantasies?!? This guy makes my skin crawl.

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

By the way, Gull, some people start trades businesses and that's fine (and they don't and won't get regularly audited, nor will it be a problem if they are audited and are running clean businesses. I run a business, have been for 25 years, have never been audited, and have nothing to hide if I am audited).

And there are countless people that I know with degrees in liberal arts who earn somewhere ranging from a good living to tens of millions of dollars a year. It's likely that you yourself have gone into their businesses or used their products, which have improved people's lives.

I bet you don't do much of anything with your life but share memes and complain.

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22

PS: If the tradesman had gone to some type of trade school and borrowed money to pay for it, that loan could be forgiven, too.

But I guess if they were real men like you, they'd need no training to learn how to become electricians, welders or how to program and operate CNC machines.

(My kids' school sent 6 kids to a 2-year school that taught them to repair and rebuild heavy equipment, which is a complex skill. They make a good living.)

If they were toughies like you, they wouldn't have needed that training. School is for losers, right?

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22

PSS: If the kid who went to school borrowed $50,000, Biden won't forgive that.

The program has a limit of $10,000, or $20,000 if you got a Pell Grant, meaning you were low income.

But you didn't author the meme, or fact check it. You're too stupid.

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u/Ok-Cap-204 Sep 29 '22

Yep. That was my first thought. This guy is misinformed about everything

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Sep 29 '22

And in fact, I read that something like 60% of the people who are going to benefit from student loan forgiveness are low and middle income people who used their loans to pay for shorter term vocational training, i.e. trade schools.

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u/siler019 Sep 28 '22

Lol @ the 13th slide. “Make it go virtual”

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u/Smukey Sep 29 '22

Well they did make it go virtual

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u/Myctophid Sep 29 '22

Wow, the home invasion rape one is really next-level disgusting. Creepy conservative fearporn.

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u/metamet Quantum Googler Sep 29 '22

I believe the one below that is saying none of Ghislaine's customers were raided... yet... Mar-a-Lago.

Really makes ya think.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 29 '22

They did my man Jesse wrong! He went thru so much with Mr White!

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u/leni710 Sep 29 '22

The slide that says FBI hasn't raided any homes from Ghislain's clients is wrong. They just hit Mar-a-lago. Not for the reasons expressed, but it was still a raid of one of their clients. We all know this.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 29 '22

No one is above the law starter pack doesn’t include Drumpf or any of his cronies. What a trip down none of this applies to those I agree with lane.

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u/3kidsnomoney--- Sep 29 '22

That "home invaders orgasm" meme is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen posted.

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith Rebel Wheeze And Death Rattle Sep 29 '22

You know he’s one of the forced birthers who would find a way to blame the victim in a situation like that.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 29 '22

He deserves all the gifts of the VID for that meme alone. Disgusting bastard.

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u/BellyDancerEm Sep 28 '22

They never learn

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u/vsimon115 Sep 29 '22

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!”

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 29 '22

“I love the young people!”

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Sep 28 '22

Can’t feel too much empathy for an individual that posts so much ignorance and hate .

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u/Pretzel_Logistics Sep 29 '22

The anti-vax sentiment in Slide 6 is a perfect example of dumb people believing what they want to believe. I've had four doses of the Covid vax (two original and two boosters). No intubation, no ICU, no regrets...

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u/hobiwan Science Team Sep 29 '22

Of all this disgusting nonsense, this is the one that highlights the cognitive dissonance for me.

We've seen plenty of people explicitly say they regret not getting the vaccine, and hundreds more that presumably would rather be alive right now. And I've never heard of anyone, even hearsay, say they regretted getting the vaccine.

It's just a lie. And for what? So you can learn to walk for a third time?

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u/SpacePoddity Team Pfizer Sep 29 '22

We've also heard from a couple of redditors here that have experienced fairly bad adverse effects from their vaccines, and in both comments that I read, those folks said, yeah, it sucked that they were one of the few, the "rare", but that they recognize that the benefits far outweigh the risks, given how many lives the vaccines have saved.

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u/tomdurkin Sep 29 '22

Domestic terrorists can also be a woman. & in Ashley's case, she was.

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u/Head_Pumpkin3329 Sep 28 '22

Make this go virtual? Methinks that should be viral. And that’s the least of this idiots concerns.

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u/MeatballUnited Team Pfizer Sep 29 '22

Ram some ivermectin up your butt! Honestly, it’s the cure they don’t want you to know about. Own them libs, stick 20lbs up there! You got this, smart guy!

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u/jimjam721 Sep 29 '22

His wife is laughing.

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith Rebel Wheeze And Death Rattle Sep 29 '22

And waiting

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Sep 29 '22

As soon as the ambulance hauls him away this time she's calling a decorator. She has big plans for that man cave, as soon as she finishes hauling that goddamned shot glass collection to the dump.

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u/OutrageousPersimmon3 Team Pfizer Sep 29 '22

Wow. Being in the ICU and still not getting vaccinated? After taking 2 months to walk again? How good a shape can he possibly be in to fight that? Not that anyone is going to miss him. He's not just ignorant, he's obviously the type who wants to spread the misery. But damn. Imagine being that proud to be ignorant.

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u/BZEBV No Liquid Chips! Sep 29 '22

Classic: "I thought COVID was shut off"

Yup, it's only a spigot. Will.the.crazy.end?!

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Sep 29 '22

"Anti gun guy watching home invader" meme tells you that whoever reposts it is projecting their own insecurities of having their home invaded, possibly by scary POC, and their fears of being unable to sexually satisfy their partner.

Buying a big firearm helps them alleviate both of those issues.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 29 '22

Buying a big firearm helps them alleviate both of those issues.

Even though, statistically, they're more likely to kill their wives with those home firearms than they are to protect their wives from home invaders.

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u/MwahMwahKitteh Team Mix & Match Sep 29 '22

That pride cartoon is so stupid. She’s standing in place protesting, and some guy approaches her to give her a Bible.

How is not approaching anyone the same as proselytizing?

Makes about as much sense as anything else they post.

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u/boofdahpoo130 Sep 29 '22

These guys think that just by existing, people in the LGBTQIA community are "pushing their beliefs."

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 29 '22

They’d rather we didn’t exist at all.

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u/StarfishQuadraPrime Sep 29 '22

This nominee is very Gull-ible.

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u/sctwinmom Vacation Matriarch Sep 29 '22

His nomination is likely to tern into an award.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 29 '22

Let me know wren that happens.

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u/BethInControl Sep 29 '22

Just pointing out that religious dude went to pride, the pride guy didn’t show up at church.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 29 '22

Slide 4: Not one of Maxwell's clients has had their home raided by the FBI? Are you sure? The FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago was widely reported.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

They all have a hard-on about Hunter's laptop but don't have any problems with the $2 billion the Saudis dropped in Jared's lap a few days before his building went into default.

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Sep 29 '22

That was Qatar, but yeah. The Saudi 2 billion was post presidency thanks.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 29 '22

The Saudi 2 billion was post presidency thanks.

I wonder if that $2B had anything to do with the empty classified document folders at Mar-A-Lago?

Also: Hunter's laptop. I'm sure Vlad Putin is crying himself to sleep over the fact that no one cares about it: his intelligence service put a lot of work into loading it with goodies!

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u/severedfinger Sep 29 '22

Wow that dude is truly vile.

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u/Pale_Word790 Sep 29 '22

Try dying this time dumb ass. Your wife will be better off as I imagine you never shut the fuck up about conspiracies and very annoying to be around.

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u/tomdurkin Sep 29 '22

So many lies. Cluelessness about disease and opening a non-existent pipeline. And bonus Candeath!

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u/Immediate-Ruin2464 COVID IS NO JOKE Sep 29 '22

This is the comment I came here for. Old Candeath hawking phones now? This is a new grift for her. I wonder if we will start seeing this meme more?

The reason to not use iPhone or google is … billgatesdeepstatefacebookcensors? Lol. IDK but I’m sure Candeath is having those new “freedom phones” made in the USA by red blooded murican MAGA patriots.

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u/Xeno_Prime Sep 29 '22

Beneath that gull I can actually see the goatee and oakleys, and what I'm certain is either a trucker hat or worse, a bandana.

Dude's a walking stereotype.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 29 '22

It looks closer to a Duck Dynasty beard than a goatee.

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u/Brokenspokes68 From Shitpost to Compost Sep 29 '22

I wonder if Gull knows that the pipeline he's screaming to open doesn't even exist. Of course he doesn't.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Sep 29 '22

They seem to have this notion that the Keystone XL pipeline will carry 100 % 'Murican crude. It's from Canada, your pinko commie socialist neighbour to the north!

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u/CantHelpMyself1234 Ask not for whom the dead cat bounces 😼 Sep 29 '22

Phase 4 was never going to make a huge difference, and maybe we don't want to sell it to you. Honestly I'm more concerned that the US will eventually decide they want our water.

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u/mojohand2 Sep 29 '22

Come on, COVID, let's git 'er done!

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u/rhoduhhh Team Bivalent Booster Sep 29 '22

Slide 9 genuinely made me laugh with the Using CNN News meme. Like, bitch, you use Fox News to support your arguments and think yourself a virologist because you read a meme on FB.

This guy is absolute scum. Like, GTFO, man.

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u/DamnYouRichardParker Sep 29 '22

In the comments

"the vax and boosters lowers your natural immunity"

These people are sooooo fucken stupid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

Whenever the random asshat comes onto the sub and calls us monsters for being happy people are dying, all you have to do is refer them to his rape meme to see the type of person we're all "rooting for."

Most of these people that are posted are vile creatures.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 29 '22

Slide 12: Ashli Fucking Babbitt got herself shot while committing a felony by ignoring police instructions to stop.

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u/professorstrunk Sep 29 '22

“Make this go virtual” kills me every time.

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u/rectalwallprolapse Sep 29 '22

Dude's as awful as he is dumb. So sick of these shitheads.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

Resistance becomes duty.

"Resistance is futile. We will feed upon your lung meat, antiva." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆

"Teeeheeeheee." --their pet 🐹 🐹 🐹

Break away from the herd

"Like a tasty prey item?" --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆

None of us have regretted not taking it.

Tough to regret something when you're dead.

Idiot.

🐿 🐿 🐿

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u/DiamondplateDave 😷 Mask-Wearing Conformist 😷 Sep 29 '22

Must...remember...Rule.........Two!

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Sep 29 '22

Hey Gull - Break away from the right wing herd mentality…it’s gonna get you killed.

None of us have regretted taking it including your wife. We have so many corpses posted here regretting not taking it in their last too late moments.

This is why I care about Jan 6: They were rioting for a faux billionaire who doesn’t give a shit about them dying to overturn an election. The protests and riots were for unarmed black peoples being killed on video. BIG DIFFERENCE, HUGE

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 29 '22

It’s far too late. Gull is a dead bird eating fries outside of a Church’s Chicken joint. Exhibit A: Covid done whipped his ass once and he learned fuck-all from the experience. Exhibit B: His lungs are more scarred than a National Hurricane Center tracking chart. Exhibit C: He chose freeeeedumb and caught Covid again. Fucked around, finds out. Round Two.

[Mortal Kombat] Finish him!! [/Mortal Kombat]

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u/fueledbykyle Sep 29 '22

I wonder how his wife is doing..

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u/dumdodo Sep 29 '22

He brags about how he is one of the proud ones who suffered no vaccine side effects (like a sore shoulder) and doesn't regret not getting vaccinated.

How can he not regret not taking the vaccine, when not doing so meant getting intubated, getting lung scarring and having to learn to walk again?

The farce is strong with this one.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 29 '22

I just want to know about this apparently huge mass of people who “regretted” taking the vaccine. Who are they? Where the fuck are they??

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u/derelict_wanderer Twitter Antibodies 💉🐤 Sep 29 '22

Maybe covid will help him go virtual this time. What a pos.

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u/pats-fan-till-death Sep 29 '22

I love those fact checks under his memes. Basically an idiot alert

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u/Important_Pea7766 Sep 29 '22

Smug asshole!!! He got it a week later…LOL!!

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u/tttiiippppppeeerrr Sep 29 '22

Check that freedom phone tho

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 29 '22

Slide 8: Motorcyclists have worn masks since there have been motorcycles. Keeps the bugs out of their teeth. There are over 2,000 entries for "riding masks for motorcycles" over at Amazon.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Sep 29 '22

Ashli Babbit died because she was a brainwashed ignoramus. Sometimes the truth is hard to handle.

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u/AmazonISSUnofficial Sep 29 '22

"So many have regretted taking it"

Who?

"None of us have regretted not taking it"

r/HermanCainAward shows how many of you are dead. I'd say that those people definitely regretted it.

For real though, I can't ever seen to find it but I remember reading a post about a guy in a bed who was vehemently anti-vaccination, anti-mask, blah blah and he was on the ventilator and the saddest thing was that as he lie there dying he said to the nurse "I didn't think it was real and now I'm going to die". iirc it was a post from a nurse who worked the COVID ward.

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Sep 29 '22

Keep it up. Three times is a charm.

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u/YosemiteJen Sep 29 '22

That terrible meme about the electric car.

“This, as you may have guessed, is bullsh!t.”

Common sense alone should debunk that. Oh wait…

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u/ALadWellBalanced Sep 29 '22

This led me down a very short rabbit hole about the Freedom Phone. A quick google of "freedom phone scam" led me to this.

It turns out the Freedom Phone is a scam. Shocker.

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u/HumanShadow Pfizer Three-peat Sep 29 '22

WE THE PEOPLE HAVE HAD ENOUGH

Then get off Facebook and stop watching Fox News 24/7. You won't be constantly full of rage. Get a fucking life

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u/redtimmy Sep 29 '22

Slide #5:

.32 cents per minute = $0.19 an hour. Nineteen cents.

They're all dumb.

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u/Spawnacus Team Pfizer Sep 29 '22

Thanks for the job security, stupid ass.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 29 '22

Slide 3:
We know what a recession is, but the answer is too complex to put on a bumper sticker.
We know what a woman is, but the answer is too complex to put on a bumper sticker.
And yeah, boosters work.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 29 '22

Slide 6: None of y'all has regretted not taking it? How about the grieving families? Have they regretted your not taking it?

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 29 '22

Slide 14: Candace sells phones? Remember the episode in Better Call Saul when Saul Goodman started selling phones?

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u/LarrBearLV Sep 29 '22

What was that about being brainwashed again? Real genius right there.

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u/KerseyGrrl Reverse Ventilator Snowflake ❄ Sep 29 '22

Looking forward to the update!

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u/redtimmy Sep 29 '22

Wife is double-vaxxed? There's zero chance she didn't take a life insurance policy out on his dumb ass.

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u/Chidoro45 Sep 29 '22

Twisted asshole

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u/lucymx16 ta-ra-ra-boost-e-ay Sep 29 '22

Yeah. Fuck this guy.

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u/EBone12355 Pfizer Boosted Sep 29 '22

Point me to one person who regretted getting vaccinated.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Sep 29 '22

Slide 1: Ms. Maxwell didn't organize her customers on GoFundMe.

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u/NeanaOption Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

We don't believe that vaccines lower your "natural" immunity because we're not suffering from lead poising and we passed middle school and so have some vague idea of how vaccines work.

Also car chargers don't charge per the minute. Time is not an appropriate measure of electricity because, and I know this is going to be surprising to someone so in touch with science, but different voltages deliver different amounts of electricity over a given time.

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u/Soggy-Constant5932 Sep 29 '22

Some people just deserve to be in this sub unfortunately

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Sep 29 '22

enjoy another 4 months to be able to walk again....

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u/Madmax8080 Sep 29 '22

Irony is its guaranteed that tRUMP’s name is on that list

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u/FriendToPredators Sep 29 '22

At least the ignorance is consistent. And as to the mystery why a reasonable person is staying with someone this off the rails… toxic families prep people for a lifetime of living with low expectations

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u/Kajutkowy96 Sep 29 '22

"None of us have regretted not taking it" Because, you know, dead can't regret.

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u/hapianman Sep 29 '22

They will never, ever learn 2 things:

-Covid is dangerous because you can be infected and spread it 5 days before showing symptoms

-“Getting” covid is not a YES or NO question. Viral load is extremely important. The severity of your infection is extremely important. It’s not a fucking light switch. It doesn’t only have an “ON” and “OFF” position. Other variables matter.

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Sep 29 '22

"I tHoUgHt cOvId wAs sHuT oFf!" WOW. Yeah, that's something that you can do with a virus, Smooth Brain.

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u/misachisa Sep 29 '22

Damn. It’s almost like if babbit had complied she’d probably be alive 🤔