r/HermanCainAward Oct 15 '22

Update: “Slob Zombie” has taken his next step towards becoming a real zombie. Avoid his fate, get the booster. Awarded

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u/bigotis Team Moderna Oct 15 '22

(Slide #6)

There are 123 women in the U.S. House of Representatives yet they only show these 4.

You definitely see color.

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u/WilliamMinorsWords Perpetual Time-out Oct 15 '22

Yep. They focus on them a lot.

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u/AgentEntropy Oct 16 '22

Another racist POS dead by COVID and many many many more to go.

Unfortunately, USA produces them faster than COVID can kill them

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Communism is when poc

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Oct 16 '22

They don’t see color when it’s Uncle Clarence or Uncle Kanye

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u/WilliamMinorsWords Perpetual Time-out Oct 15 '22 edited Oct 15 '22

I was just about to go get the booster/fourth shot, when the plague finally got me. I've managed to avoid it this whole time, and my son's classroom got me.

I've had three shots, so I won't die, but it's not fun. Can't imagine what it's like for the unvaccinated. I'm pretty miserable.

Too bad this guy didn't get vaccinated.

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u/blumpkinmania Oct 15 '22 Wholesome

Eh. It’s best for everyone else that he won’t vote anymore.

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u/misscrankypants Oct 16 '22

Unless someone else votes “for hjm”. It is always that side voting in dead peoples names.

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u/Comrade_Compadre Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 16 '22

I mean, I'm literally voting to cancel out any of the other 3 votes in my extended family so

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u/Two22Sheds Oct 16 '22

I hear you. Makes me think of that "it ain't much, but it's honest work" meme. All we can do is the best can no matter what.

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u/angrymoderate09 Oct 15 '22

I still think I got it before it was reported to be here (I live in los Angeles and i have one friend who's doctor went back to recheck her October blood samples and she had it). But holy fuck 2019/20 new years week was me laying in my bed trying to figure out how the fuck this flu was so freaking bad.

Then got omicron after the shot and it was nothing...

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u/angryfluttershy Team Bivalent Booster Oct 16 '22

So do I. And my whole family and their company. Right after New Year‘s Eve 2019/20 we caught something that was more than just a cold, but not like the flu, either. Every breath felt scratchy, my voice wasn’t there any more, I could just produce squeaky noises. My lungs felt sore. In the company, the GM lost his sense of smell, for it to never really return.

In retrospect, it might’ve been the 'rona. But we‘ll never really know.

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u/honeybeedreams Team Bivalent Booster Oct 16 '22

i know two people who had the flu in march 2020 and i thought they were both going to die from it. both are immunosuppressed and even though one of them got a flu shot, the dominate strain that winter was BRUTAL. until covid steamrolled it. course you could have had covid too. i’m glad omicron wasnt bad for you.

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u/Queasy_Ad_7177 Oct 16 '22

Same. January,New’s Year’s Day 2020 I was in bed sick as a dog, coughing, fever, chills…thinking wtf kind of killer flu got through my flu shot. I didn’t shower for nine days I was so weak, and tired and weak for a month. I live in Oakland,CA.

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u/blacktigr Oct 16 '22

I just got my 5th: the bivalent Omicron dose. :)

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u/Hog_jr Oct 16 '22

Impossible, you died a couple months ago according to the boomers on my Facebook wall

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Oct 15 '22

Fingers crossed!

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u/WilliamMinorsWords Perpetual Time-out Oct 15 '22

I should have known when Parent Teacher Conferences had to be done remotely because the teacher had covid. I don't know why I naively thought that wouldn't make its way to us, especially when she pointed out that my son sits right next to her.

I guess several other kids are sick as well.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Oct 15 '22

Ugh, sorry to hear that.

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u/WilliamMinorsWords Perpetual Time-out Oct 15 '22

Dirty little germ magnets, children.

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u/CantHelpMyself1234 Ask not for whom the dead cat bounces 😼 Oct 16 '22

Oddly enough I was talking with my local farmer today at the market. Part of it was indoors and I didn't have a mask so I mostly dealt with the two people outside. I felt reasonably okay as I'm just over two weeks from my bivalent booster. I know many who have caught it twice (even being vaccinated). The two I spoke to today are involved in education. Even before Covid the fall always seemed to be plague spreading from coworkers with kids.

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u/DiggingNoMore Team Moderna Oct 16 '22

Same thing happened to me. The bivalent booster was supposed to be available in September and I caught Covid - after all this time - sometime in the first couple of days of September. I felt cold and weak on a Wednesday afternoon, so I laid down on my bed. Slept most of Thursday and didn't eat much. Felt fine by Friday at around 10:30 in the morning.

So, pretty much 36 hours of sleeping, drinking fluids, and eating very little. That was me after three shots. This guy, with zero, is dead.

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u/dumdodo Oct 16 '22

Don't you feel owned, though?

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u/dumdodo Oct 16 '22

Glad you're well.

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Oct 15 '22

Hoping you feel better soon! Best wishes.

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u/WilliamMinorsWords Perpetual Time-out Oct 15 '22

Thank you! At least I'm not on a ventilator!

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u/TheDancingHare Oct 15 '22

Yeah I finally got it after 2 years and 2 boosters. It wasn't great but I've definitely had worse colds.

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u/WilliamMinorsWords Perpetual Time-out Oct 15 '22

Yeah, this isn't as bad as a flu I had ca 2015. That was really nasty. I felt like I was dying. I do remember getting a dose of Theraflu and feeling I had been snatched from the jaws of death.

But the first two days of this were awful. I'm feeling a little better now.

Come to think of it, that was the last time I was sick.

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u/LanghamP_ Oct 16 '22

I got the three shot including a booster, but between the booster and me catching covid was about 6 months which, apparently, the effectiveness is greatly reduced. And surviving covid was extremely rough, sicker than I'd ever been. Yet after 2 to 3 weeks, I was fine. It seems most unvaccinated take about a month just to get back on their feet (although often they'll say it was minor).

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u/bestdays12 Oct 16 '22

I wish they would figure out when the booster wanes and just allow people to go get their boosters at that interval. My age group are the group of people who are working, have school aged kids and are constantly in contact with large groups of people but we are always last in line for boosters. I totally get protecting the most vulnerable first but here they keep holding off on boosters until surges happen so by the time they get to the surge is already close to peaking. Whereas if they were just giving boosters every 5 months then they could hopefully prevent some of those big spikes.

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u/travelingtraveling_ Vaxxed for me, vaxxed for you Oct 15 '22

Get well soon!

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u/bestdays12 Oct 16 '22

Same here! Our kids were eligible right before school started for their third we decided to wait until end of Oct to hopefully have it last during the worst months of cold and flu season. We as adults were to be eligible for the bivalent vaccine in 10 days. Literally first week of school it hit our family. Thankfully everyone here was vaccinated so while it was rough, everyone made out with a couple rough days just took almost two weeks to hit us all which sucked but thankfully no one needed anything more than rest, TLC and some OTC drugs.

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u/CountRumfordFRS Oct 16 '22

Hope you feel better soon!

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u/FistofanAngryGoddess If I didn't want them shorn, I wouldn't have made them sheep Oct 16 '22

Feel better soon!

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u/3kidsnomoney--- Oct 16 '22

Feel better soon.

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u/Bliss149 Oct 16 '22

Hope you feel better soon.

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u/sparkster777 Oct 16 '22

I caught from my daughter back in late May. She was riding the bus on last day of school. Doc says it's long enough now to get my 4th shot so I'm scheduling it from this week.

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u/JohnMunsch Oct 15 '22

"He was a simple man."

Yes, very very simple.

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u/eatingganesha Oct 15 '22

Simply dead.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Oct 15 '22

Simply Dead.©®™

Ask your doctor if Simply Dead©®™ is right for you.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Oct 16 '22

If you took SimplyDead ©®™ in 2021 or 2022 you aren't entitled to significant compensation because dead people aren't eligible for anything.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐆🦩🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 Oct 16 '22

Simply dead.

"Simply delicious." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆

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u/ludovic1313 Oct 16 '22

The common clay of the new West.

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u/DimitriV Oct 16 '22

I'm not sure about kind or loving, though.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Oct 15 '22

Weird - he was wrong about so much but on slide 11, he did get it right - it was his last Thanksgiving and Christmas with his family. At least he hit that nail on the head.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Oct 15 '22

Like how that one meme goes: life is short, and it's even shorter when you reject modern science to die like a medieval peasant. Freedom!

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Go Fund Yourself 🍰 Oct 15 '22

How is it possible to die like a medieval peasant when you're questioning science? Questioning science is how you do science! Linus says so on slide 12!

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Oct 16 '22

Linus also said "There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from." He turned out to be wrong about that too.

I'm glad this asshole followed cartoon advice.

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u/angryfluttershy Team Bivalent Booster Oct 16 '22

Questioning is ok. It’s what scientists do - question the existing knowledge and themselves and do research to bring the world and human knowledge forward.

But what those people do is actually denying science and fall victim to charlatans.

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u/sventhewalrus Oct 15 '22

yikes, the "poor people of all races picked cotton" meme. how can we explain to this dude there is a difference between doing a shitty job for pay, versus doing a shitty job for no pay because you're enslaved? Oh wait, we don't have to explain to him, he's dead lol

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u/kittenmommy Team Mix & Match Oct 16 '22

Were there some white children who lived in shittier conditions and had less to eat than some black slave children? Shit, I'd bet money on it.

But the white children weren't slaves. They were free.

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u/ProfanestOfLemons Meow Boing Splat 🙀 Oct 16 '22

And they were still getting fucked over because slave states had one goal which was empowering and enriching proper, ie moneyed, white men. Poor solidarity. Slavery stands on its own as an atrocity, and also a very useful tool for keeping "unworthy" people poor.

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u/kittenmommy Team Mix & Match Oct 16 '22

And they were still getting fucked over because slave states had one goal which was empowering and enriching proper, ie moneyed, white men.

Yep!

Poor solidarity. Slavery stands on its own as an atrocity, and also a very useful tool for keeping "unworthy" people poor.

Poor whites and slaves should've banded together, honestly. But poor whites felt that they were above the slaves. 😒

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u/ProfanestOfLemons Meow Boing Splat 🙀 Oct 16 '22

Early labor organization depended on it and giving poor whites excuses to hate any black person is pretty well-documented by white southern politicians of the era. How to split a solid block of people who have a common cause? Cheap-ass racism. The shit we have now is not new.

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u/kittenmommy Team Mix & Match Oct 16 '22

Oh, I know. This shit goes waaaay back.

Keep us divided and hating each other, and we won't unite against the real oppressors. 😒

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Oct 16 '22

Don't scab for the bosses
Don't listen to their lies
Us workers haven't got a chance
Unless we organize.

Which side are you on? Tell me which side are you on.

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u/kittenmommy Team Mix & Match Oct 16 '22

Yep.

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u/LALA-STL Oct 16 '22

Love this anthem – thanks 🙏🏻

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u/dumdodo Oct 16 '22

Not too many white children lived shittier lives than slaves.

Analysis of the remains of 2 male slaves showed the bone contortions you'd see in a man of 80, and they were in their late 20s. They were worked to death.

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u/kittenmommy Team Mix & Match Oct 16 '22

Not too many white children lived shittier lives than slaves.

Yeah. I didn't say "most" or "many". I made sure to emphasize some.

And some very few slaves being treated well does not negate how utterly inhumane and disgusting slavery was. I am absolutely not a slavery apologist.

My point was that those particular white children lived in shitty conditions, but at least they were free.

Unlike black slave children who may have lived in marginally better conditions.

Analysis of the remains of 2 male slaves showed the bone contortions you'd see in a man of 80, and they were in their late 20s. They were worked to death.

Christ. Humans are monsters. 😞

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u/JPolReader Oct 16 '22

Isn't it weird how conservatives keep bringing up their victims as if it somehow justifies conservative policy?

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u/TheMicMic Oct 15 '22

So, Covid doesn't exist/is exaggerated but Biden let in 1,000,000 infected illegals?

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u/kittenmommy Team Mix & Match Oct 16 '22

And unvaccinated illegals!

But don't get vaccinated!

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u/backssnavon Truth can't be fact-checked Oct 16 '22

Yeah you can pretty much shatter his arguments just by ramming them against each other. I loathe the word "sheep" in the context of just running with the crowd, but this guy was a bona fide wooly farm animal. Not a single original thought and couldn't even see the hypocrisy between some of his viewpoints.

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u/kittenmommy Team Mix & Match Oct 16 '22

And most of the people we see posted here are exactly like that.

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u/Hairy_Weather_8073 Oct 16 '22

I love the uneducated!

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u/kittenmommy Team Mix & Match Oct 16 '22

Yep. 😒

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u/DimitriV Oct 16 '22

I loathe the word "sheep" in the context of just running with the crowd, but this guy was a bona fide wooly farm animal.

I call them lemmings.

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u/allen_abduction Oct 16 '22

Weird how they can’t figure out simple logic.

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u/kittenmommy Team Mix & Match Oct 16 '22

If they could figure out simple logic, we wouldn't be here. 😒

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u/mutant6399 🥳 came for the flair, stayed for the Candeath memes 💀 Oct 15 '22

Candeath on the second slide- didn't need to read further

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u/Dzov Oct 16 '22

But you miss out on the Hunter Biden’s laptop slide!

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u/leamanc Oct 16 '22

Never seen a nominee who shared that particular Candeath meme survive. Pretty sure it’s a 100% death rate.

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Oct 15 '22

Well, he was right once, Slide 18: When you're dead (or stupid), all the pain is felt by others.

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u/CheshireCrackers Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard Oct 15 '22

Weird, I’m not feeling any pain.

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u/dwors025 Oct 16 '22

Depends: did he vote early in this year’s midterms?

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u/CheshireCrackers Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard Oct 16 '22

Nah, that shit’s bogus. Stop The Steal etc.

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u/evileyes343 Oct 15 '22

Which is funny because him being stupid and dead makes me feel relief instead of pain

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u/Sasquatch1729 Team Sinovac Oct 15 '22

Well, according to slide 17: "he was a simple man"

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u/TheMost_ut I can’t believe it’s not lung butter 🧈 Oct 15 '22

I'm so sorry to see another ignorant, racist, homophobic anti-semite loser join his zombie friends...

JUST KIDDING! (slurps coffee).

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Oct 15 '22

But... but...but he was a simple man, kind and loving, and had a big heart.

They're all such paragons of outstanding humanitarian values and generosity in their obits. A pity they're such bumhole-clinkers in life.

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u/TheMost_ut I can’t believe it’s not lung butter 🧈 Oct 15 '22

he would do anything for anybody!
Unless of course they were black, jewish, gay....

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u/socialist_frzn_milk Oct 16 '22

Please pray for Mud Pig

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u/DiamondplateDave 😷 Mask-Wearing Conformist 😷 Oct 16 '22

Or buried under student debt.

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u/Hagridsbuttcrack66 Oct 15 '22

Would he give me a shirt though

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u/TheMost_ut I can’t believe it’s not lung butter 🧈 Oct 15 '22

well...his wardrobe is up for grabs now! Get them before it's all send to Oxfam!

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u/IndependenceMean8774 Oct 15 '22

No thanks. I don't need a tent right now.

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Oct 15 '22

A sweat and grease stained one?

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u/dumdodo Oct 16 '22

I don't want the shirt off anyone's back.

Yuck.

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u/BellyDancerEm Oct 15 '22

As simple as they come

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Oct 15 '22

Common clay of the west.

You know, morons.

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u/ihearyou72 Oct 16 '22

Obit is so full of bs. I'm sure everyone that actually knew him knows he was an angry, hateful, thick moron. It's just not PC to say that in an obit

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Oct 15 '22

He was a simple man ...

Well, they got that part right.

And given all those prayers to Sky Daddy didn't work, now he's even more simple.

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Oct 15 '22

Almost had me. 🙂

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u/Davis_Birdsong ⛅📐⛅ Oct 15 '22

This idiot voted. There are millions more like him who have not died of stupidity and absolutely will show up to cast their votes on November 8. Let's all show up too. Start planning now. We have so much influence when we work together.

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u/LALA-STL Oct 16 '22

Make a plan to vote. When, where. Gather your IDs.

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u/dumdodo Oct 16 '22

Make sure Oz & Herschel don't get in, somehow.

Regardless of party, they both completely lack the character to be in any position of power. And that bar is low.

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u/DiamondplateDave 😷 Mask-Wearing Conformist 😷 Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 17 '22

Live in NYS. Today's news says (R) Lee Zelden has closed the gap between him and (D) Kathy Hochul. Pretty scary! Even though I'm not a huge fan of Hochul, and Zelden isn't perhaps a big a horse's ass as the Trump endorsees, I can't stomach the idea of the GOP grift machine gaining another governorship.

Edit: Marist poll shows Hochul up 10 points over Zelden. To clarify, Trump HAS endorsed Zelden. 2016 showed very clearly the consequences of candidates, electorate or both becoming complacent.

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u/AeroZep Oct 16 '22

Here's the thing about Republicans. I can understand the single issue voters who think they're represented by Republicans, but these people are voting for the same party. How much good are you going to do when your party is represented by so much bigotry and hate? That's not to say Democrats are perfect, far from it, but at least Democrats make strides to actually help people making less than $1 million per year.

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u/Sasquatch4116969 Marked by the Beast Oct 16 '22

And JD Vance for the love of god. Ohio is so gerrymandered though that I have my doubts. Let’s hope Michael Moore is right.

https://www.salon.com/2022/10/10/michael-moore-predicts-democrats-will-win-big-in-the-midterms-will-he-be-right-again/

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Oct 15 '22

kind and loving man

Are you sure you're at the correct funeral?
The garbage can is over there. →→

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u/Annahsbananas Oct 16 '22

It's always amazing how they are the most vile racist and bigoted people in our nation but they always invoke the name of Jesus when they're dying.

If there is a heaven I think a lot of these folks are in for a shocker

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u/DokterSack Oct 15 '22 edited Oct 16 '22

Anyways I'm bringing beer and cheetos to my party with the boys. Anything else y'all suggest?

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u/crisco8 Team Mix & Match Oct 15 '22

Summer sausage, extra sharp cheddar and Ritz crackers.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Oct 15 '22

Pretzel mix is good too.

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u/kthulhu666 Oct 16 '22

Some nacho cheese sauce. People bring salsa, which is great, but sometimes you need cheesey goodness.

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u/honeybeedreams Team Bivalent Booster Oct 16 '22

bison onion dip, but it’s a local thing, yk?

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Oct 16 '22

Potato chips too, and some onion dip. Potato chips are good with cheese on them too.

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u/Big_Primrose Vaccinations Are My Kink Oct 16 '22

Guacamole! No party spread is complete without guac!

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u/LALA-STL Oct 16 '22

How I love it when the living relish life!

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u/blumpkinmania Oct 15 '22

I’m having pizza for dinner!

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u/Sasquatch1729 Team Sinovac Oct 15 '22

We're having chili. It's nice to be able to eat solid food and breathe and stuff

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Oct 16 '22

We had pizza last night! It was perfect.

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u/StarfishQuadraPrime Oct 16 '22

Tacos. Home made flour tortillas. New tortilla press worked great.

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u/x575446 Oct 15 '22

He was a simple man

*simpleton

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Oct 16 '22

Simply trash.

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u/jimjam721 Oct 15 '22

Damn he was shit posting til the end. Oh well, what’s everyone doing this weekend? I’m going to the beach.

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Oct 16 '22

I have a woodworking class where we're going to finish making cheese boards.

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u/KrampyDoo Crossing the Vent Horizon Oct 15 '22

Wonder if the hearse carrying the corpse of the “simple man” will have a shot at “dropping panties”.

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u/prosperosniece Oct 15 '22

Big mouth, not a big heart.

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u/drkesi88 Oct 15 '22

The narrative arc of some of these are so satisfying. I chuckled at the end of this one.

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u/CheshireCrackers Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard Oct 15 '22

Cool truck for sale tho!

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u/Electronic-Trust-401 Oct 15 '22

~You're an evil asshole~ and I'm here for it!

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Oct 16 '22

Death of the unvaccinated is but another contribution to the development of herd immunity. Helps improve the collective IQ and pro democracy.

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u/iago_williams Team Bivalent Booster Oct 16 '22

I love how they complain about unvaccinated migrants but then decry vaccines in the next post. Make up your mind dude, do they work or do they not.

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u/FPOWorld Oct 15 '22

His body his choice! I stand by his choice 100% 👍

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u/Traditional-Cake-587 Oct 16 '22

Goatee of doom!!!

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u/BeatUpPoon Railroad Spike Spiegel Oct 15 '22

He should get an additional award for having such a meticulously trimmed goatee. He could be a Gamekeeper in The Hunger Games.

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u/immersemeinnature Oct 16 '22

That last slide just slays!!

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u/MarcusD_Hellebore Oct 15 '22

'Slob zombie'-that's a good one.
I would recommend the frequent application of that term.
No, seriously-it makes perfect sense.
Because, you know, for 'rugged individuals' they sure do tend to look, think, and act the same.
It's also good because it steals the NPC meme from the remnants of the online right.
It's certainly more fitting-the only way this dead meat stands out is he's able to properly trim his goatee.

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u/FearSkyDaddy Biological Ware Fare Oct 16 '22

So he really wants to find out “Epstein’s flight logs”? Okay. What’s the line in Vegas of dear leader of the golf larder being on it?

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Oct 16 '22

You know he's there. And I bet it's more than once.

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u/ownworstenemy38 Oct 16 '22

So many of these end with “such a kind person, loving and simple…etc.” if that’s true then why are their social media timelines filled with hateful bilge?

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Oct 16 '22

Slide 3: "Picking cotton" isn't the operative criterion. "Being bought and sold" is the thing you should be looking at.

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u/SnooStrawberries8174 Oct 15 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂🪦🪦🪦🤗💀💀

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u/rokr1292 Oct 15 '22

Picture 12, top left. That's a Boondocks screencap, I think.

I wonder what he probably meant by "they" there...

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u/running_hoagie Team Moderna Oct 16 '22

It is! The best part is that he clearly had no clue about Huey and Riley…

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Oct 16 '22

It is a Boondocks screencap.

I wonder what he probably meant by "they" there...

Hmmm........🤔

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u/IndependenceMean8774 Oct 15 '22

He was a simple man all right. Simple-minded.

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u/goodboybane Oct 16 '22

Wow, all these "kind" and "simple" people who spend all their time on Facebook posting hateful things. That last slide is incredible. If only this person had an ounce of self awareness.

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u/alanamil Team Moderna Oct 16 '22

A kind man? Posting that kind of hate? I think not.

Another R not voting, this is not a bad thing.

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u/leamanc Oct 16 '22

You’re telling me that praying for his lungs didn’t work? But they believe in the power of prayer!

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u/Brave_Specific5870 Oct 16 '22

This is terrifying that he's so hateful. yikes.

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u/Tricky-Sympathy Go Give One Oct 16 '22

Fuck this racist pos

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u/Mom2Mickey Hit me with your 4th shot! Fire away 💉🎶 Oct 16 '22

Yup, another dead racist!!

In other news, it's getting down right chilly at night out here in the boondocks!

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u/Sniffy4 Fauci ruined my sex life Oct 15 '22

last slide sums it up.

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u/CommanderSwift Oct 16 '22

That last slide… it’s poetic really.

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u/infectndefile Oct 16 '22

That last meme aged like milk

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u/Hilarious_Haplogroup Oct 16 '22

One less Q-tard going to the polls for the November Midterms...what a friggin' tragedy.

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u/Lazy_Mouse3803 Oct 16 '22

Ah yes, a braindead Kentuckian who let his mind be poisoned by misinformation from politicians instead of choosing to listen to medical professionals. I can say this because I’m a Kentuckian as well and there’s plenty of these science denying morons like him unfortunately. In fact, I’d even go as far as to say being educated here puts a mark on your head as Kentuckians don’t value rationality and common sense. They put education on the back burner here. Even one of my mom’s friends who ended up being hospitalized with covid still decided not getting vaxxed because “she doesn’t need it and she built immunity”. She also said “that the vaccines are unsafe and haven’t been tested.” Can’t fix stupid.

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u/iwrotethisletter Bet you won't repost! Oct 16 '22

I know it's a total sidenote but another old white dude who thinks he might be a chick magnet per that dropping panties slide? LOL WTF? Althougg this seems to be a common theme with dudes like this seeing how often I have seen that pureblood meme with Gerald Butler from 300 posted here accompanied by a FB profile pic which showed they couldn't look more different than GB.

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u/NewSouthWhales- Oct 15 '22

Nice! We got him before the midterms. Gosh I wish they'd release the next deadly strain already.

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u/kittenmommy Team Mix & Match Oct 16 '22

I hope they wait until after Wednesday. We're getting our bivalent boosters then!

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u/Big_Primrose Vaccinations Are My Kink Oct 16 '22

Yeah, Delta Jr., where are you?

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u/BellyDancerEm Oct 15 '22

Those 3 brain cells will be missed

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u/Babsee Oct 16 '22

No loss for human kind. What an absolute shit he was.

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u/Commercial_Lie_4920 Oct 16 '22

I’m shocked that the ivermectin I’m sure he was taking didn’t protect him.

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u/Hour_Dog_4781 Funny, you don't look Newish Oct 16 '22

"he was a simple man"

He really, truly was.

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u/Scrumtrelescentness Oct 16 '22

It’s always slightly overweight men in their 50’s with a goatee. Like 80% of the time. It’s incredibly consistent

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u/LALA-STL Oct 16 '22

Makes me wonder if they’re just so easy to find. How about the antivax organic moms??

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u/GreyBoyTigger Oct 16 '22

“He was a simple man”

Yeah, we got that from these stale ass memes he shared

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u/gmocookie Oct 16 '22

This guy was posting about the raid on Mar-A-Lago so this is fairly new. I can't begin to fathom how stupid you have to be to die from Covid after we've had a vaccine this long. After you've already seen that millions have died. After years of being told this plague will end your ass.

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u/irlvnt14 Oct 15 '22

What??? No GoFundMe???

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Oct 16 '22

Looks like he has no family to stick with the debt.

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u/DiamondplateDave 😷 Mask-Wearing Conformist 😷 Oct 16 '22

I wonder which auction the truck will be sent to? Oh, well, I'm sure I can't afford the gas/diesel for a "panty dropper".

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u/ToniBee63 White Jesus is my Homeboy Oct 16 '22

Amem. Gob bless.

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u/CountRumfordFRS Oct 16 '22

Huh, that's basically the pencil mustache version of a goatee. I don't think I've seen that before.

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u/Irvgotti455 Oct 16 '22

How’s that ivermectin working out?…..oh wait.

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u/Big_Primrose Vaccinations Are My Kink Oct 16 '22

Slides #4 and #8, If vaccinations are the devil’s ejaculate and don’t work, then why fuss over whether migrants have been vaccinated? Why do they need to be vaccinated and you don’t? Hmmm…

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u/fourbian Oct 16 '22

He was a walking talking r/SelfAwarewolves

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u/OkCaregiver517 Oct 16 '22

I had my fourth shot on Wednesday. Felt a bit fluey on Thursday and went to bed for a few hours in the afternoon. Got up yesterday feeling fine and am doing an Autumn campout with friends this weekend. Thank you medical science.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐆🦩🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 16 '22

Hey Boss, before I get the shot you are forcing me to take, you gotta sign this

"Get vaxxed, and get back to work." --the boss 🐆 🐆 🐆

"Nobody wants to work!" /s

When you're dead, you don't know you're dead.

"Oh really?" --the 🐹 🐹 🐹

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Oct 16 '22

Slide 15: Put a check mark beside the one that doesn't work.

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u/E46_Overdrive Oct 16 '22

Somehow I feel like the world will find a way to keep on turning even without this genius around.

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u/Renegade7559 Oct 16 '22

'Kind and loving man'

Just fucking lol.

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u/splatdyr Oct 16 '22

“He was a simple man” I bet he was

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u/TheHip41 Oct 16 '22

Last picture. Chefs kiss

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u/VapingC Oct 16 '22

Welp. He was a simple man.

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u/honeybeedreams Team Bivalent Booster Oct 16 '22

“he was a simple man.” yeah really simple in how hateful and bigoted he was…. it just baffles me that their “friends” give them a pass on posting this stuff and ask for prayers when they are sick… oh wait, they are just as horrible too… but they love god and religion?? okay, i got nothing. the only sense these people make are when they are dead.

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u/chipface Oct 16 '22

I just got my fifth shot last Friday. I wish the bivalent dose in Canada covered BA.4 and BA.5 but the first Omicron strain is better than nothing.

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u/RealLADude Quantum Healer Oct 16 '22

He was a simple man.

They meant simpleton.

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u/gmocookie Oct 16 '22

I keep wondering how many more republicans have died from Covid compared with the democrats and independents. It has to be more, I just can't tell if it's going to be significant enough to affect their chances come election time. I'm going to be checking out the total vote counts after the election though, bet on it.

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u/Levin1983 Oct 16 '22

I just wish these indoctrinated idiots would wake up. There is no god. He won’t heal your fucked up lungs or anyone else’s.

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u/BenTheDiamondback Oct 16 '22

I’m so glad he’s gone. He certainly earned it. Here’s hoping he didn’t pass it along to anyone who tried their best to not get really sick with it. Rest in pieces, asshole.

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u/diarreah-of-a-madman Oct 16 '22

Immigrants are vaccinated on arrival lol.

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u/LawdThesePeople Oct 16 '22

another racist bigot....DEAD....

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u/Majordunkydunk Oct 16 '22

It appears the herd immunity amongst the sane population is really dragging down the pace of Awards.

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u/heatfusions Oct 16 '22

He was a simple-minded person and now dead.

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u/Same-Party-7298 Oct 16 '22

I always thought that simple sometimes meant stupid. In the case - 100%

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Oct 16 '22

Slide 5: This is objectively untrue. Counter examples include (but are not limited to) Night of the Living Dead, I Walked With a Zombie, and Anna And The Apocalypse.

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u/VadPuma Oct 16 '22

Na na na na, Na na na na, hey-heeeyyy....

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u/FreakshowThom Oct 16 '22

“ he was a simple man”

Yup.