r/HermanCainAward • u/thuanjinkee • Oct 23 '22 • Wholesome 1

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u/Deathbeddit 🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩 Oct 23 '22

Joe Manning, classic anti-vaccine misinfo spreader on social media, passed away after short bout of Covid.

https://www.wsav.com/news/local-news/wayne-county-sheriff-announces-covid-19-death-of-captain/

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u/OnkelEgonOlsen Horse Paste Oct 23 '22

Access restricted in your country.Tried with wayback, same result.

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u/College-Lumpy Oct 23 '22

He was 57 and left 3 children and 8 grandchildren behind. Why are the dumb the most prolific breeders? #Idiocracy

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Oct 23 '22

57?!? He looked about 20 years older. WTF happened to him?!?

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u/College-Lumpy Oct 23 '22

Fear and hate. And probably bourbon and cigarettes.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Oct 23 '22

Weed and bourbon haven't done this to me.

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u/GDFanarnia Oct 23 '22

Good, that means it’s the fear and hate then!

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u/terrierhead Continuous 5️⃣G Emitter! Oct 23 '22

Evil makes people age faster.

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u/Vernerator 💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ Oct 23 '22

Right! I'm as old as he is and he looks like my dad.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Oct 23 '22 edited Oct 23 '22

I'm as old as he is and he looks my grandfather. Not the one who died in 1977 either. The one who died in 1942. Actually, if you dig up both of them today, they'd both still look better than this.

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple Phucked around and Phound out Oct 23 '22

Adolf?!

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Oct 23 '22

Sorry, corrected. WTF autocorrect?!?

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple Phucked around and Phound out Oct 23 '22

Gotta love autocucumber!

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u/VoidQueenK423 Team Pfizer Oct 23 '22

Nah, it's autoCARROT. Get your autoveggies straight!

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Age like milk.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Oct 23 '22

Except sour milk is at least useful for baking.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

I'm not talking about sour milk. I'm talking about milk that will make you puke your guts out if you drink it.

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u/justrock54 Oct 23 '22

That is 20 years of donuts and McDonald's writ large on the human face. The shot was too difficult, watching what he ate would have been herculean.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Oct 23 '22

His uniform doesn't fit properly either. It looks sloppy and low rent. If you wear a uniform, wear it with pride.

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u/LadyBogangles14 Oct 24 '22

Sun damage is pretty aging as well

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u/Sharkteeth127 Oct 23 '22

Why are the dumb the most prolific breeders?

For breeding, you don't need higher brain functions.

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u/eatmorechiken Oct 23 '22

Because they are convinced from birth down a long line of lineage that if they adhere to religious old ways and traditions, they will somehow be morally superior. They do this in place of learning and growing, and they pass it down to their offspring and so forth. They also sin like devils above and beyond all others and use this so called commitment to religion excuse to contrary their bad actions.

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u/Boldpoker1085 Oct 23 '22

My friend says that most “saved” evangelicals were either sluts of druggies. They adopt this worldview to excuse their previous life choices.

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u/Objective_Return8125 Oct 23 '22

If you have 8 grandkids by the time you turned 57 none of your kids went to college

His kids are like what 25?

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u/Chasman1965 Oct 23 '22

3 isn't that prolific. It's just a little above replacement which is 2.1.

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u/TexacoRandom Oct 26 '22

Does mectin have lectrolytes?

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u/College-Lumpy Oct 26 '22

It’s what plants crave.