r/HermanCainAward ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Nov 04 '22 All-Seeing Upvote 1

Repost with missed redaction. "Pigeon" claimed her award on October 31. Facebook scrubbed by family, link to nomination in comments. Awarded

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u/PrestigiousGrade7874 In God and ivermectin we trust Nov 04 '22

Vehemently protective of social security and Medicare but voted time and time again for the party that wants to dismantle both. Bitch, bye

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u/chinacat2002 Nov 04 '22

Yes, she does not see the disconnect she makes by rejecting between the party that created and preserves Social Security, the Democratic Party.

As it turns out, she will need neither SS nor Medicare nor even Obamacare.

I feel so pwnd.

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 Nov 04 '22

She couldn't see it because there are no simple memes that show it. It seems like any knowledge and disinformation was garnered from memes. Another U of FB grad.

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u/Impossible-Survey203 Nov 05 '22

I hear she earned a master's at Trump U.

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u/wsnc13 Nov 05 '22

Masters in useless white, probably boomer, "entitlement." I am a boomer that is disgusted with many within my generation. Recalling how stupid/useless the adults that raised us were then, I see some in my generation being as stupid. "Because I am your father/mother do not question, just do as you are told." You are seen not heard. My husband struggles with not being as stupid. He recently admitted he is lucky I choose him. Damn right he is!

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Nov 04 '22

We thank her for her contribution to both, she wasn’t deserving of it based on her FB posts.

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u/redvariation Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ Nov 04 '22

So nice that she paid into these systems, but was one of those who didn't get much back out. Better for us.

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u/dumdodo Nov 04 '22

She went on a vent, which is very expensive These people don't use social Security for long. Or Medicare for that matter, but eat up a lot of Medicare dollars in their ICU stay.

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u/Arvis1983 Nov 05 '22

An anti-vaxx buddy of mine who constantly bitch about the cost of the free vaccines had to have monoclonal antibodies after a 2 day stay in the hospital.

He refuses to acknowledge how that’s much more expensive, labor intensive, and harder to set up versus walking into a CVS and getting vaccinated

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u/dumdodo Nov 05 '22

Typical stubborn antivaxxer.

The cheapest and simplest mitigation we have for Covid is getting a shot every 5 months.

Staying away from other people, changing ventilation systems and wearing masks is a lot more work.

2 days in the hospital plus all those infusions sounds like a far less pleasant experience than getting 5 shots.

PS: I have a cold right now, going on 9 days. That's been a worse experience than getting 5 vaccinations, some of which made my shoulder sore for as long as 24 hours.

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u/Arvis1983 Nov 05 '22

I am immunocompromised due to an organ transplant.

I got super sick for 3-4 days from my first shot, but all boosters have been easy to deal with

I don’t understand that if you can take a shot to prevent getting sick or dying, what’s they argument?

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u/dumdodo Nov 05 '22

A really stupid one.

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u/Alissinarr Nov 05 '22

They don't trust anything that's free because they personally wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Nov 04 '22

Pah. Medicare is a Haox. Fake Morgan Freeman said so.

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u/shecky_blue Nov 05 '22

This shit right here

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u/Arvis1983 Nov 05 '22

Jokes on you! I’ll die of what is a mostly treated virus thanks to a free vaccine! You’ll think twice before you tell someone else to vaccinate!

Bet you won’t re-post; Can I get an amen?

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u/Impossible-Survey203 Nov 05 '22

Do yer own research!

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u/Kronoshifter246 Nov 05 '22

You almost got me, but you see, you used proper grammar when you should have said "can I get a amen?"

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u/bunnymoxie Nov 04 '22

I’m so fucking sick of these assholes voting against things that will benefit them bc a bunch of rich people who hardly pay any taxes and don’t give a flying wazoo if she lives or dies, have her convinced that they are looking out for her best interests. But she is the type who would die in a gutter if it meant owning the libs and not letting any of those immigrants get a modicum of healthcare too. Stupid stupid stupid

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u/PrestigiousGrade7874 In God and ivermectin we trust Nov 04 '22

It’s absolutely maddening. But Republicans know they have these morons’ vote no matter what. If the Republicans get a majority in both houses, some wild shit will go down, and it will somehow be [insert Democrat scapegoat here]’s fault

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u/homerulez7 Nov 05 '22

“Remember you voted for that crap, so just sit your ass down!"

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u/HeadTransportation95 Bivalent Cognitive Dissonance 😱💥 Nov 04 '22 Take My Energy Narwhal Salute I'll Drink to That

✨Live a life that won’t inspire your family to scrub your social media when you die.✨

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Nov 04 '22

✨Live a life that won’t inspire your family to scrub your social media when you die.✨

And in the process, basically erasing all evidence of this poor loser's existence over the last 3+ years.

Nothing says "FAMILY EMBARRASSMENT" more than these Facebook account "Scrubbing Rituals", conducted solely to HIDE the fact that their dead relative was a fucking MORON!

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Nov 04 '22

This is gold Jerry, GOLD! You’ve won my heart today.

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Nov 04 '22

If I should die, think only this of me:

That there is some part of a foreign field

That is forever England…

…and delete my browser history.

         Rupert Brooke, The (Armchair) Soldier

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Nov 04 '22

Words to live by! 👍 Hadn't really thought about this, but yes, seconded.

I don't really use FB anymore, but I rarely posted anything that could be construed as offensive by any normal person, (although I let it be known where I stand politically, I wasn't fanatical about posting.)

Hopeful that, number one, this won't need to happen for several decades and also that my family won't have to be embarrassed by online life. 😁

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Nov 04 '22

Oooh, a Confederate - how sad. Surprised her coffee and worship music couldn't save her. JK, she's is was an idiot who reaped what she sowed. Hadn't seen the 5G thingy in a while, so it was a reminder. I wondered after reading the slides if she is was as stupid as she seemed. The answer is yes.

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 Nov 04 '22

Yes, her posts seemed extra stupid compared to the many we've seen. She doesn't question much of anything except scientific facts. She thought she was protected like Daniel from a lion, but she was not protected from all the lyin nutjobs.

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Team Moderna Nov 04 '22

I always wonder what the other posts in their feed are like.

Are they like "Look at what my grandson made me for my birthday!!" & then there's a pic of the kids pottery ashtray? Are any of their other posts just kinda normal type of posts like "Don't forget the Breakfast with Santa at the Firehouse this weekend!!" or "Anyone been to the new pizza place yet?"

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u/Arvis1983 Nov 05 '22

Daniel probably never existed, but none of them can comprehend the Bible is full of parables and make believe versus facts

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u/Shady_Garden Go Give One Nov 04 '22

Like the South, she was defeated and will never rise again.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Nov 04 '22

As she would have said, Praise The Lord!

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Nov 04 '22

If we’re starting with getting rid of the racists pigeon is now gone. Coincidence?

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Nov 04 '22

God works in mysterious ways I guess

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u/Arvis1983 Nov 05 '22

Christians wonder why they are profiled as racists and GQP’ers, but it’s not a coincidence that 99% of them check all three boxes, and are usually vocal about it

On the other hand, The party of progress tends to reject things based in fiction, “beliefs” and conspiracy theories.

Science is not a liberal agenda, and facts don’t care about your beliefs

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u/Whole_Mechanic_8143 Baa baa vaxxed 🐑 Nov 05 '22

99% of racists and GQPers are Christians, but not the reverse.

That doesn't make the other Christians any less complicit as they refuse to deny the racists though.

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u/Arvis1983 Nov 05 '22

Yes! Most people do not grasp this, and it’s 100% true

A saying in sports is “you are either coaching it, or allowing it” you may not be a racist or a GQP’er if your christian, but if you openly sign off on the ones that are by voting for them, or not casting them out, you’re not much better

Cops don’t get this, religious people don’t get it

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u/Educational_Hawk1236 Nov 05 '22

But then claimed schools in red states were better....

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u/Well-MeaningCisIdiot Nov 05 '22

Hadn't seen the 5G thingy in a while, so it was a reminder.

I remembered. I needed the reminder that for idiotic reasons, some I can't even begin to fathom, Kermit the Frog, Dr. Suess and Morgan Freeman are inexplicably popular within these memes. Can't wait to see Sam Elliott "cited" again. Or George Carlin. Or Cousin Skeeter...

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u/JNTaylor63 Nov 04 '22

One less republican voter. Assuming of course that the family doesn't request and fill out an absentee ballot. But remember, it's those dirty Dems that stole the election from Trump!

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Nov 04 '22

One of her siblings share the same beliefs, so it wouldn't surprise me if that happened.

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u/FloppyTwatWaffle Team Mix & Match Nov 04 '22

I'm registered as a Republican. My absentee ballot is already in. All of the selections I made were for Dem candidates. Same for my wife, same for my neighbors across the road.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Nov 04 '22

It’s the least you can do until the party disavows Drumpf or the caring Americans left in it start a new party.

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u/FloppyTwatWaffle Team Mix & Match Nov 04 '22

The stupid is overpowering. I see the ads on TV, and I know they are spouting lies. I'm fed up. Fuck Trump, anyone he supports, and anyone who supports him.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Nov 04 '22

They want to watch the world burn

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u/VinnieTheBerzerker69 Oh well, who wants pancakes? Nov 05 '22

Or they're too stupid to realize that Trumpism's ultimate result is the world burns

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u/dumdodo Nov 04 '22

There is a Republican I know who spent 4 years intentionally avoiding Trump. He never said so publicly, but there are those in that party who don't believe in worshipping idiocy.

I disagree with him politically, but would rather have a party that follows Reagan and Cheney politics but isn't goony and believes in basic things like the peaceful transfer of power than have Trump, or even a Democratic Trump, if such an animal appears, in power.

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u/microthoughts Nov 04 '22

Highly doubtful that the current state of the left wing in America could unite behind one person.

The left wing of America has been cracked into tiny bits since the 60s and I am really doubtful that the FBI would allow any groups like the Black Panthers or weather underground to manage to even unite? Let alone organize.

So a left wing cult of personality is functionally impossible just because how the USA works.

You'd have to start out as far right and like trick the KKK into becoming Marxist or something and not being totally cool with race wars. I'm sure it's doable just... Yeah.

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 Nov 04 '22

I was lucky enough to be in a state where the Republican governor was not F'ng around with COVID. Gov Hogan was diagnosed with cancer when he took office and COVID hit shortly after his chemo, which may be why he took public safety measures very seriously. He gave me a little hope that some republicans care about more than just their political career. Of course now he is considered a RINO by trumpers.

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u/dumdodo Nov 04 '22

I wish someone like Hogan or Kasich could get on the ticket instead of Trump, DeSantis, Noem or Abbott.

Be nice to be able to rest easy that regardless of who is in the White House, you wouldn't have to worry about something thermonuclear happening on a whim, or the National Guard being mobilized because the President was offended.

RINO's are now excommunicated.

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u/Retro_Dad Team Bivalent Booster Nov 04 '22

The awful part is that even with them taking COVID more seriously, these "moderate" Republicans still support about 99% of what Trump tried to do. They'd nominate the same Federalist Society morons to the judiciary. They'd push for tax cuts for the rich, and budget cuts for the rest of us. They'd relax regulations on corporations and restrict freedoms for people. Even "sane" Republicans these days support terrible, harmful policies.

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u/drbets2004 Nov 04 '22

Same with Governor Baker. He was very clear that we needed to use science for our benefit. I only wish he would run for President. I think he knew He was too moderate for the far right Republicans.

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u/BoredNumb Peekaboo no ICU Nov 04 '22

Thank you and I am sorry for your lack of real candidates.

I don't have a problem with actual conservative policies. There is something to be said for not spending more than you have and keeping government only as big as it needs to be. Most of our greatest advancements have been through a combination of reaching to do something grand but keeping it under control with constraints. That is not what the current Republican party is about.

I don't know what I would do if the democrats went as bat crap crazy as the republicans are right now, not that the democrats don't have a number of crazies of their own.

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u/Chasman1965 Nov 04 '22

Honestly, the best our country did legislatively and policy wise was during the second Clinton term. That was the last time I remember seeing true compromise by both sides. I wish the Republicans were less "burn this country down to own the libs" and we could actually get something done. I just hope that Joe breaks out the veto pen.

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u/FloppyTwatWaffle Team Mix & Match Nov 04 '22

There is something to be said for not spending more than you have and keeping government only as big as it needs to be.

Yes, that's my opinion too. Thing is, though most of the people around here are [theoretically] Republican, it seems that they have never met a bond issue they didn't like. I think that they think it's 'free money'? No, it's not free, it's debt that has to be paid back out of our pockets. I don't think they understand that.

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u/fakeunleet Certified Lizard Person🦎 Nov 04 '22

Oh they understand perfectly. A bond issue is free money.

Your children pay for it.

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u/lesvegetables Nov 05 '22

You aren’t nearly as much of a floppytwatwaffle as people say.

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u/Ram_Ranch_Manager Nov 04 '22 hehehehe

She died right before the midterm elections. What a shame.

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u/jeweltea1 Viruses Don't Read Nietzsche Nov 04 '22 Take My Energy

Somehow she'll still vote.

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u/MattGdr Nov 04 '22

Twice, and in different states!

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u/meta_perspective Nov 04 '22

Big Antiva vibes.

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u/redditmodsRrussians rest in apple flavors Nov 04 '22

Altered Feast

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u/terrierhead Nov 04 '22

Lol I’m going to hell for snickering at this

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u/Old-AF Nov 04 '22

Since Hell is a man made construct, I think you’re ok.

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u/Querch Nov 05 '22

When you do, say hi to this awardee for me ;)

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u/Its_Beelzebozo_Time Nov 04 '22

Oh LOOK honey, another Republican who won't be voting this time around.

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u/sorryformyaddiction Nov 04 '22

Funny she would complain about the cost of an epi pen when Republicans don't care how much you pay for medications.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Nov 04 '22

She didn’t complain when Drumpf signed off on the vaccines and then told everyone to get one. She’s not much of a complainer now.

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 Nov 04 '22

But at least she didn't get any of the scary side effects from the "jab".

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u/terrierhead Nov 04 '22

One of my favorite things about that meme is that the child is using a training Epi pen the wrong way. The pen won’t deploy without the blue safety can being removed.

Also, the meme is a Self-Aware Wolves moment. People who share it are just so damn close.

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Nov 04 '22

EpiPen cost in U.K. c.$10 on prescription, with National Health Service subsidy, and free to the over 60s, the under 16s, those ages 16-18 in education, an in-patient in hospital, are pregnant, have medical exceptions, or on a war pension.

But that’s evil Socialism at play.

Except you can also buy EpiPens over the counter, without prescription or NHS subsidy, for $50.

Yeah. Screwed up world, and guess who is doing all the screwing, and guess who’s being screwed?

But the OP committed suicide by neglect… so she was self-screwed anyway.

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u/fakeunleet Certified Lizard Person🦎 Nov 04 '22

Wait... You can just buy an epi-pen OTC?

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Nov 05 '22

Yes, although they aren’t freely available. You have to have a conversation with a pharmacist. Basically, they can issue them as an emergency purchase, otherwise you could have Epi-tourism!

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u/SWTmemes Big ₽harma Nov 04 '22

I don’t know why I’m so surprised at the amount of racism nominees are posting.

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u/achieve_my_goals Proud Member of the Jewish Cabal ✡️ Nov 04 '22

And the women are the worst. Why is that a thing? I suppose that's why it's called r/AshliBabbittAward.

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u/dumdodo Nov 04 '22

Ashli Babbitt is an innocent Patriot!

/S

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u/dumdodo Nov 04 '22

It is very rare to see one of these who doesn't seem to be a fan of Jim Crow returning.

It's not just newfangled concepts like accepting LGBQ or Transgender, but pining for the return of colored drinking fountains, hotels, colleges, hospitals, baseball and restaurants.

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u/Eastern_Barnacle_553 Nov 04 '22

Maybe they can print out all that misinformation and throw it in the casket with her, you know, beloved possessions and all that.

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u/DoomRyGuy Nov 04 '22

I'm always curious on what goes through the minds of the family members tasked to go through their dead family member's social media accounts and delete everything related to covid.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Nov 04 '22

They erased the entire page. They also scrubbed their own pages of any mention of her hospitalization and death. One of them scrubbed her own page all the way back to 2018.

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u/DoomRyGuy Nov 04 '22

Damn! That's insane. It's almost equivalent to franticly flushing your drugs down the toilet or shredding incriminating documents.

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u/Impossible-Survey203 Nov 04 '22 Narwhal Salute

Or hiding them in a closet at your Florida resort.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Nov 04 '22 edited Nov 04 '22

They erased the entire page. They also scrubbed their own pages of any mention of her hospitalization and death. One of them scrubbed her own page all the way back to 2018.

Try as they might, their SELF OWNS on Facebook will live on on the internet for all time. But you kind of have to admire the effort these pathetic morons go through to avoid admitting how wrong they were about all of this.

But... As I said... The Internet NEVER FORGETS.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Nov 04 '22

Talk about secondhand embarrassment, erasing all mention of an award winner because of the stupid postings she made.

Doubt her relatives will have any change in heart about getting vaccinated though

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u/Chasman1965 Nov 04 '22

Shows this sub is having an effect.

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Nov 05 '22

Huh. I wonder why. No, I mean it, unironically. Are they also rabid antivaxers who don't want to admit that some other antivaxer in their family died of COVID?

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u/jeweltea1 Viruses Don't Read Nietzsche Nov 04 '22

I guess it's because they would have to admit Covid really does exist and it isn't as mild as they thought.

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u/MattGdr Nov 04 '22

Cognitive dissonance on steroids.

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u/dumdodo Nov 04 '22

They usually double down on the Covid denying and the antivax stance. We saw an example yesterday with the Maine state rep whose wife died of Covid in the summer of 2021 and he continues his antivax stance to this day.

Not sure if it's cognitive dissonance or simple stubbornness.

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u/witteefool Nov 05 '22

If he admits he was wrong he takes culpability for his wife’s death.

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Nov 05 '22

This is it.

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u/dumdodo Nov 04 '22
  • Vote Republican and the state will open sooner.

I wonder if she knew that the Republican plan to re-open the state included tolerating a certain amount of loss of life as a consequence, and if she realized hers was one of those?

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u/ghostacrossthestreet Nov 04 '22

Texas's lieutenant governor said the elderly would gladly sacrifice their lives for the economy for the benefit of their grandchildren.

We thank Pigeon and all those like her for their sacrifice.

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u/dumdodo Nov 04 '22

May be off the subject, but what treasonous acts did Barack Obama commit?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Being born black.

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u/dumdodo Nov 04 '22

Maybe he was born black and didn't know his place.

Got so uppity, he ran for President.

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u/maxreddit Nov 05 '22

That's what it all boils down to, whatever they say.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Nov 04 '22

I heard he wore a mustard suit or something like that, the fiend.

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Nov 05 '22

Don't forget the "terrorist fist bump".

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u/MorganaHenry Nov 04 '22

Being black in a built-up area after sunset.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Nov 04 '22

Last slide going pure death cult.

Make us whole again! Death is only the beginning!

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u/Isa_Jisdodef Nov 04 '22

How about the slide before with "Death is our passport to glory"? Faaaaaark..

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u/I_eat_candy_4_dinner Death Cake and Balloons🥳🎂🎉🎈 Nov 04 '22

I think the real tragedy is death. Period.

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u/dumdodo Nov 04 '22

It's really sad seeing that some people believe that simply their faith in God will be enough for them to handle Covid.

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u/EienAi Social Distance Diva Nov 05 '22

"Faith without works..." is supposed to be a thing.

If I were religious I would think of the vaccines as something God made through the brains He granted the doctors who made it. I'd be grateful for the medicine and then keep the faith that God was looking out for his flock through those doctors.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Nov 04 '22

It's really sad seeing that some people believe that simply their faith in God will be enough for them to handle Covid.

The ULTIMATE SELF OWN! Actually believing that some "Made Up" deity is going to actually protect you from real world threats. So far, not a single one of these whack jobs has been prayed back from the abyss. The pathetic "Prayer Warriors" keep on praying, while their subjects keep on dying.

Works for me.

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 Nov 04 '22

She got her passport stamped, so that makes it okay. I wonder why they pray so hard to avoid the stamp.

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u/prosperosniece Nov 04 '22

Don’t feel the least bit sorry. One less bitter racist republican voter.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Nov 04 '22

Don’t feel the least bit sorry. One less bitter racist republican voter.

Scrubbed from the voter roles... Scrubbed from Facebook... Scrubbed from the Planet.

Works for me! :oD

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u/Face_Plont Nov 04 '22

I have no sympathy when hate filled racists die.

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u/Mom2Mickey Hit me with your 4th shot! Fire away 💉🎶 Nov 04 '22

Yup, another dead racist. Anyway, it's so warm outside! It's going to be a great weekend...

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u/terrierhead Nov 04 '22

It’s raining here which is great! We’ve been in a drought. Even a full day of rain won’t reverse it, but it’s darn nice.

Too bad about that dead racist tho

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u/Mom2Mickey Hit me with your 4th shot! Fire away 💉🎶 Nov 04 '22

Oh that's good! It's been a weird fall out here in the Midwest. Really warm right now, but we haven't had a lot of rain either. So I'm enjoying this nice weather while it lasts!

Nobody cares about dead racists.

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u/terrierhead Nov 04 '22

Just noticed something - Pigeon had sexism and ageism to go with her racism. The Nancy Pelosi “old bat” meme is an interesting choice given that Pigeon seems to have been an older woman herself. Anyway, she went for the -ism hat trick.

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u/Mom2Mickey Hit me with your 4th shot! Fire away 💉🎶 Nov 04 '22

Sounds about right. Meanwhile I'm going to enjoy this weekend!

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u/bunnymoxie Nov 04 '22

I hate when they hijack Snoopy or other cartoon characters for their stupid memes. Charles M. Schultz was a kind man; he introduced Franklin in response to a teacher asking for more diversity in his comics and took a big risk with that. He was religious but I doubt he ever would have supported the kind of hateful garbage this woman posted.

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u/achieve_my_goals Proud Member of the Jewish Cabal ✡️ Nov 04 '22

She was really intent on going as a ghost for Halloween.

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u/Isa_Jisdodef Nov 04 '22

Missed a chance to go the "Weekend at Burnies" route - we could cut some eye holes in the body bag & bam: "Black-face ghost".

As a confederate she'd probably have loved it.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Nov 04 '22

Weekend at Drumpfies, grab all the dead cooch you can carry she won’t mind.

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u/dumdodo Nov 04 '22

She was right. God protected her from lions.

How many of you readers have been attacked by lions in the past 10 years or so?

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Nov 04 '22

Does a cat pouncing on your foot through the bed clothes count?

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u/Isa_Jisdodef Nov 04 '22

"The god who protected Daniel from the lions is the same god who will protect you and your family from sickness & disease."

Guess that explains why she's dead.

NEXT!

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u/EmpireStrikes1st Nov 04 '22

You know who else is dead?

Daniel.

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u/SplendidPunkinButter Nov 04 '22

Remember, kids: If you worship Jesus, bad things won’t happen to you unless it’s part of his divine plan to have bad things happen to you. Implicitly, I guess I’m saying that if you don’t worship him, he will deviate from his holy divine plan specifically to make bad things happen to you, because he loves you.

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u/chele68 I bind and rebuke you Qeteb Nov 04 '22

Death is our passport to glory! Buy the Ultimate Healing™️ package today!

The vaccine may be covered by insurance, but the Ultimate Healing™️ package is priceless*.

*slowly choking on your own fluids included

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u/BZEBV No Liquid Chips! Nov 04 '22

Logic, Logic. Too much. Doesn't work.

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u/redditmodsRrussians rest in apple flavors Nov 04 '22

OG MLM scams

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Nov 04 '22

In PunkinButters name, Amen.

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Nov 05 '22

Well, if you died of COVID-19, it’s because Gaaawdah just didn’t love you in the way Gaaaawdah loved Daniel.

Maybe you just weren’t good enough.

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u/DokterSack Nov 04 '22

My dad and I will be installing our new woodstove just in time for winter. Wish us luck!

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u/Leviathans-Ghost Nov 04 '22

They claim they're not racist but they have a problem with Barack Obama because "reasons". Obama was one of the greatest presidents this country has ever seen. I said what I said.

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Nov 05 '22

And a damn good person, to boot.

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u/KrampyDoo Crossing the Vent Horizon Nov 04 '22

According to Slide 11, she seems to not have had enough coffee and worship music.

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u/moisheah Laughing giraffe 🦒 Nov 04 '22

Pigeon has flown the coop

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Nov 04 '22

Her final flight was glorious

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u/itsDEE4 Nov 04 '22

113,000 have recovered from the Coronavirus. Pigeon, I shared it. Now what? Pigeon? Hello???

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u/x575446 Nov 04 '22

Must not have been a homing pigeon.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Nov 04 '22

She went the way of the passenger pigeon

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u/Yutolia Just Zinc and Vitamin C means a ventilator for thee Nov 04 '22 edited Nov 04 '22

I hate that whole “I bet you won’t repost!” They’re trying to say everyone who doesn’t repost their stupid garbage memes secretly agrees but we’re afraid of getting in trouble or something. You’re absolutely fucking right I won’t repost that shit, I don’t fucking agree with you!!

Also, re: Nancy Pelosi. It’s one of their two jokes!! OMG she’s an older woman who conservatives think is unattractive, how hilarious!! 🤦‍♀️

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Nov 05 '22

Also, re: Nancy Pelosi. It’s one of their two jokes!! OMG she’s an older woman who conservatives think is unattractive, how hilarious!!

And boy do they hate her for having power.

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Team Moderna Nov 04 '22

"Death is not a tragedy!!"

So all those kids murdered in school shootings were just waiting to go through heavenly customs instead of being allowed to live out their lives? What about all the youngsters who get cancer & don't survive, are they just in God's waiting room too?

Fuck that bullshit.

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u/Boxing_joshing111 Nov 04 '22

Man this is depressing

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u/howlandwolf Worst. Rapture. EVER. Nov 04 '22

The entitlements bit is always a hoot. They throw these things out there without the slightest notion of what they're talking (memeing?) about - but they know their target audience doesn't either, so around and around it goes. Good times.

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u/achieve_my_goals Proud Member of the Jewish Cabal ✡️ Nov 04 '22

G-d handled it.

He probably let Sparky Schulz push the button.

Don't fuck with Snoopy.

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Nov 04 '22

Holding your mother and brother's hands in heaven? Did you not call Dr. Seuss? I heard 'The Cat in the Hat Comes Back' is great for curing COVID. Maybe you should've tried putting on some worship music about it. Huh.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Nov 04 '22

Please keep the family in your prayers! I don’t know why because this was the Lords plan so I’m not praying for anything that goes against that.

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u/motherofpitbulls2 Nov 04 '22

Speaking of hands, those sisters’ hands in the obligatory deathbed photo were rather, um, manly.

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Nov 04 '22

Slide 11, in which she says we should make medicines in the US. I wonder if she knew that communist California is doing exactly that?

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u/Its_Beelzebozo_Time Nov 04 '22

Check out THIS denial hipster that first post is dated literally the day after the start of the first lockdown in the U.S....this fuckin person was railing against shit doctor's didn't even know how to treat yet.

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u/McEndee Nov 04 '22

She shared some actual concerns of most Americans, but she couldn't think past the talking point, so she was angry at the wrong people. Why are most of our goods manufactured overseas? She should really think deeply about how companies literally "stole our jobs" by moving manufacturing outside the country to make more money. A thousand immigrants can't harm the economy more than five board members of a large corporation that decide to close American plants and make their widgets overseas. This woman is angry at everyone except the people that are actually destroying the country through crony capitalism.

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u/chinacat2002 Nov 04 '22

Well, she won't have to wait for Jeebus any longer.

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u/mmps901 Hunter Biden's Deep State Nanobot Nov 04 '22

Well, what’re you gonna do?

Anyway…

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u/terrierhead Nov 04 '22

I’m gonna grade papers and pick out a movie to watch with the kids. I’m glad I got my vaccinations so I’m doing that instead of hanging out in an urn.

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u/DevoidSauce Nov 04 '22

Prayers for Sister Pigeon is going to be my next best selling novel.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Nov 04 '22

Doubt she got her passport to glory.

More like an early ticket to worm food

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u/Fatefire Nov 04 '22

God would have let Daniel get eaten if someone had invented a lion vaccine.

GOD IS PROTECTING YOU WITH A FUCKING VACCINE!

At least have the ducking decency to accept his miracle

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u/HoyAlloy Nov 04 '22

Ok, but she wasn't killed by a lion, so ... checkmate ... god is grate!

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u/Agitatedsala666 Nov 04 '22

Further proof that abrahamic religions are nothing but death cults. Why nor baptize the kid at birth, then sacrifice them to skydaddy like Abraham was told to do. Voila problem solved.

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u/EienAi Social Distance Diva Nov 05 '22

As always I very much want to know if these folks who deny reality like it's an Olympic sport have an "oh crap" moment when those breaths start to get really hard.

I don't know exactly why I want to know. Maybe I just want some reassurance that eventually even they finally get the gravity of the situation.

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u/PurBldPrincess Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 Nov 05 '22

I know I’ve see a few posts where people had an “Oh shit I made a big mistake” moment after getting very sick from covid. Some of them even get to live with the regret that they could have had a much better chance to avoid hospitalization and long covid if they had just listened to medical experts.

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u/BethMD Two 🚢s & a 🚁 Nov 04 '22

I'm confused. If she's the Xtian she says she is, isn't she where she wanted to be all along? (Spoiler alert: No, I'm not really confused.)

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u/gir6 Nov 04 '22

Nothing like dying in bilateral wrist restraints to own the libs.

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u/Sweaty-Friendship-54 Nov 04 '22

Those anti-oil protesters would get a lot more sympathy if they defaced Stone Mountain rather than Van Gogh.

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u/Majordunkydunk Nov 04 '22

FINALLY an Award. Seems like days.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Nov 04 '22

There are probably a few more that will never be confirmed because their relatives deleted their Facebook pages.

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u/rmm0484 Nov 04 '22

You know, Christ would have been there from the get-go had she taken her vaccine. You might say that they were divinely inspired. What kind of Savior would not want his children to avail themselves of the miracles of the mRNA vaccines?

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u/Yugan-Dali Nov 05 '22

So open American factories and don’t buy from China, but the big corporations the GOP loves so much buy from China because they don’t want to pay for America labor. There’s so much muddled thinking here, I need to get off Reddit for a bit.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Nov 04 '22

So. Much. Stupid.

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u/HermanCainShow Team AstraZeneca Nov 04 '22

I thought they were big on free speech and deeply against cancel culture…

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u/dumdodo Nov 04 '22

No comments or insight on any of these posts.

Just a sharer of memes, some really kind ones that demonstrate racism, the lament of the demise of the Confederacy and label Obama treasonous for an undisclosed reason.

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u/SuperSassyPantz Nov 04 '22

everyone should be posting "congrats on ur passport to glory" on her obit

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u/rushaz Nov 04 '22

If stupid people want to remove themselves from the gene pool, I'm not going to argue.

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u/terrierhead Nov 04 '22

Welp. Sayonara to someone who couldn’t be bothered to look up the actual definition of quarantine, who decried public health measures to stop Covid transmission as tyranny but wanted to imprison Fauci for saying stuff she didn’t like.

See ya in hell, Pigeon.

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u/CountRumfordFRS Nov 04 '22 edited Nov 04 '22

You know, if Slide 1: "God will protect you & your family from diseases" was actually true it would be super easy to objectively prove.

All Christians, or maybe just one particular denomination, wouldn't get sick and everybody else would -- or at the very least one denomination would have much lower incidence of disease (assuming God's protection is only partially efficacious).

You'd think by this point the CDC or someone else in the pretty well-studied field of epidemiology would have picked up on this.

Possible conclusions are:

  • This isn't true.
  • God's protection doesn't result in a measurable improvement. So she/he is useless.
  • Nobody is worshipping the *true* God.
  • There's a vast cover-up and some flavor of Christians are actually supernaturally healthy.

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u/Well-MeaningCisIdiot Nov 05 '22 edited Nov 05 '22

There's a vast cover-up and some flavor of Christians are actually supernaturally healthy.

Probably should take that one back. Best not to give them any more ideas for conspiracies.

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u/Complex_Meal2687 Nov 04 '22

Curious if a majority of her immediate family held the same beliefs? If so why scrub the site? If they were not it makes some odd kind of sense to do so. I'm more intrigued by the scrubbing story side of this than the ignorance that lead to the result now. It's become comically cliche now and I'm here for every minute of it. 🍻

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u/Whole_Mechanic_8143 Baa baa vaxxed 🐑 Nov 05 '22

If it's not on FB it didn't happen! Scrubbing the site allows them to continue believing in and circulating their memes without a counter example right there in their history.

That's how you get people posting "COVID doesn't kill" right after "So and so has earned her wings".

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u/orlyfactor Nov 04 '22

Lol at the schools suck meme. Yes the best schools are in Mississippi.

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u/Dry-Ad-1927 Nov 04 '22

Life expectancy from 1900 to present increased 240% for black women Candace Owen due to what?

Trickle down economics? No.

VACCINES. MEDICINE. SCIENCE.

I want all the money back from these people that we spent getting you to this point where you could live till 80. What a waste of a life. Thanks for your service.

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u/DeeNYC45 Nov 04 '22

Yet these idiots run to the hospital when they get sick. Why don't they run to the church?

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u/tarheelmaker Nov 05 '22

Guarantee her "Passport to glory" was the only passport this brainwashed rube had.

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u/BaronWombat Nov 05 '22

"God will protect us, he's much stronger than Covid "

Fights like hell to get max medical care to stay alive once they get sick.

Dies.

"DEATH IS A PASSPORT TO GLORY"

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u/tomdurk Nov 05 '22

Whole lot of hate just left the planet.

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u/genreprank Nov 05 '22

"Social security and Medicare are not entitlements! We paid for them!"

Lol...they spent so much time thinking "entitlement" is a curse word and they have no idea what it means. You are entitled to social security and Medicare precisely because you pay for it.

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u/jimjam721 Nov 04 '22

Well this old racist got her passport to glory. Congratulations.

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u/AmySueF Nov 04 '22

That last slide…that’s how you make lemonade out of lemons. Pretend that losing your loved one to Covid is actually glorious, not a tragedy. facepalm

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u/TrampledSeed Go Give One Nov 04 '22

Only thing I agree with is the epi pen. Healthcare should be free or almost free. Someone that has a deadly allergy doesn’t have a choice.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐆🦩🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 Nov 05 '22

The God who protected Daniel from the lions

"Hello." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆

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u/HighMarshalSigismund Reverse Vampire 🩸 Nov 05 '22

Christianity really is a death cult isn’t it?

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u/Oldbroad56 Nov 05 '22

She's no loss.

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u/PVGringox Nov 05 '22

Ignorant animal that goes moo, who wants to take away your Social Security and Medicare, the Republicans, who fights against lowering the cost of epipens, the Republicans. Well she didn't have to wait for Jesus to come , she fast tracked herself to him and sent straight to hell for being such a racist harpy.

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u/Old-AF Nov 04 '22

Well, they were right about Jesus coming soon, for them.

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u/Glytterain Nov 04 '22

Well she got her wish. No one thinks it’s a tragedy

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u/Shurl19 Nov 05 '22

Do we know why the family scrubbed Facebook? Did they not agree, or was it a 'I told you so' thing?

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u/KayleighJK Nov 05 '22

They’re right, her death isn’t a tragedy.

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u/FadeIntoReal Nov 05 '22

Love the Daniel reference since I just read a news item about a believer literally getting in a lion cage at a zoo after reading that bible story. That believer apparently didn’t believe hard enough since he was torn apart by the cats. Either that or his god just doesn’t exist. Your choice.