r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Nov 15 '22 Gold 1 Helpful 1

Litter, nominee from 2021, really loved Trump and God. After not following public health recommendations, Delta found him and following his previous nomination status, enabled him to win his award. Let's discover this story. Awarded

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Nov 15 '22

Anti vax, racist, insurrectionist.

Pretty sure this guy had a bullseye on his back for Covid.

Also pretty sure the golf club is glad not to have him or his ilk ever come back

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u/FPOWorld Nov 15 '22

He said he wasn’t coming back like it was a threat instead of prophecy 🤔😂

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Nov 15 '22

He said he wasn’t coming back like it was a threat instead of prophecy 🤔😂

Yeah... How will that course survive without the patronage of this DimBulb and his three fat friends?

I am sure the Golf Course owner suffered many sleepless nights fretting over the loss of this Bozo's business. /s

"Main Character Syndrome" seems to be a running theme with these arrogant, self important nobodies. How dare they be refused service for refusing to wear masks at the height of the Delta Wave! He was so upset by the loss of his make believe entitlement (rights) that he went out and caught COVID and died!

He sure showed them!

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u/Whatifthisneverends 🧄*Chef's Piss*💋 Nov 15 '22

Impressive follow-through

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u/McEndee Nov 15 '22

"To sad to bad" Whatever the fuck that means.

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u/ChelseaVictorious Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

"To sad to bad", that is the question
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous health safety measures

Or to take arms against a sea of prevention And by contracting end him

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u/Pure-Kaleidoscope759 Nov 15 '22

Commendable paraphrase of Shakespeare!

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u/super-tofu Nov 15 '22

I’d guess he was trying to say “too bad, so sad” — but, as we know, literacy is not strong with this crowd. “U 2 🥫 📖”

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Nov 15 '22

literacy is not strong with this crowd. “U 2 🥫 📖”

ginnie pigs.

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u/Fiz_Giggity Team Bivalent Booster Nov 15 '22

Isn't that Clarence Thomas' wife?

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u/Acrobatic-Fun-3281 Nov 15 '22

Underrated comment of the day

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u/fromthewombofrevel Hookah Smoking Caterpillar 🐛🪔 Nov 15 '22

Yep. That’s her.

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u/Njacks64 Nov 15 '22

Fuckin got her.

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u/Galadriel_60 Nov 16 '22

I really liked Ginny Weasley and am extremely affronted. Pig wasn’t even her Patronus!

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 Nov 15 '22

Nah, he was toasting bad and sad. raises glass "a toast! To bad, and to sad, may they reign 1000 years!"

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u/MattGdr Nov 15 '22

He decided to bad, which isn’t too bad.

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Nov 15 '22

Also out of shape, bald, goatee. COVID couldn't miss.

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u/Isa_Jisdodef Nov 15 '22

"Today Kyle is wearing his own creation we refer to as the COVID Magnet* ensemble."

(*Magnetism only available for sheeple, not lib-owning warriors.)

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u/snowvase Nov 15 '22

I think they all look alike to make it easy for Covid.

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Nov 15 '22

So they all look like thumbs and big toes. Cool.

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u/WellWellWellthennow Nov 15 '22

Excuse me but it’s “the Covid.”

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u/cynically_relevant Nov 15 '22

Yeah, I can't believe the golf clubs didn't want him spreading a future in the ICU amongst it's patrons.

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Nov 15 '22

I don’t understand why Sky Daddy didn’t answer all those prayers. Is it because the prayers were of insufficient volume? Not properly constructed? Missing key data? It’s a mystery.

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Nov 15 '22

If he had only used PrayerWarriors(tm). We offer a full Money Back Guarantee if COVID-19 prayers are not answered.

Money Back Guarantee only available to dead customers. Dead customers have 30 days after COVID listed as Cause Of Death to ask for a full refund. Family, friends, and relations are not eligible to apply for Money Back Guarantee, any unclaimed PrayerWarrior(tm) money may be used in a slush fund by the God Emperor Trump.

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u/dumdodo Nov 16 '22

He didn't like the answer he received.

"No."

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u/MichiganMitch108 Nov 15 '22

Easier for others to get a tee time now.

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u/WhichEmojiForThis Nov 16 '22

I’ll bet it’s a sunny day right now on that golf course, relaxed healthy libs sinking putts all over that place, with no idea just how “owned” they actually are. Sad.

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u/mechapoitier Nov 15 '22

And yet every other post was about Jesus, because of course.

Dude I’m pretty sure Jesus doesn’t like you purposefully helping kill lots of people and complaining about how you were persecuted by a restaurant that wouldn’t let you endanger their lives for your personal convenience.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Add heretic to that list.

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u/FPOWorld Nov 15 '22 Take My Energy I'll Drink to That

This mortal thug who harassed golf club employees for doing their job was no good his whole life. He died a thug. Conservatives need to stop this BS now!

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u/cofclabman Nov 15 '22

He’s absolutely correct that he’s not giving that golf course any more business.

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Nov 15 '22

Chef’s kiss 💋

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u/terrierhead Nov 15 '22

Underrated

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u/sloppyrock Team Mix & Match Nov 15 '22

He found a new species called "ginnie pigs".

That facial hair dooms them almost every time.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Nov 15 '22

Every nurse he had they agree with him 10, 14 said most Covid cases in hospital had both shots.

He made a classic Drumpf tweet and didn’t even know it and now his lies have ended!

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u/ECMO_Deluxe3000 ☠Dying to Meet Me☠ Nov 15 '22

Wow. He beat the odds by getting COVID because everyone knows only the vaccinated usually catch it. Confirmation of how special he was.

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u/bopbop_nature-lover HCW - Verified Nov 15 '22

And only the vaccinated die.* There is also that.

*November 10, 2022 or so, maybe later.

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u/LogikD Nov 15 '22

I love when they explain their fallacious reasoning perfectly as if it makes sense.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Nov 15 '22

And when 100% of folks have been vaccinated, then 100% of of the people in the hospital with Covid will have been vaccinated.

That's the way percentages work.

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u/dumdodo Nov 16 '22

I bet you were that kid in math class who always passed.

  • The Award Winner

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Nov 15 '22

If it's even his tweet. Seems most of the time all they do is immediately repost something they saw.

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u/BigVariation3 Nov 15 '22

It’s almost impossible to fathom this level of idiocy. But for some reason, I’m this case, I have strong sense of sympathy. These people are simply a product of their nature and nurture and it killed many of them.

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u/sloppyrock Team Mix & Match Nov 15 '22

Yes, they are products of their environment. Carefully nurtured by right wing social and mass media.

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u/BigVariation3 Nov 15 '22

Exactly. It’s terrifying.

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u/JeromeBiteman Nov 15 '22

And Russkie bots.

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u/WhichEmojiForThis Nov 16 '22

Don’t underestimate the huge part that religion plays in this community. It runs their life. And leads them to their death

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u/AmiInderSchweiz Nov 15 '22

Saw a story yesterday about a husband & father of two get murdered in his yard infront of his family because a Faux news watcher thought he voted for democrats.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Nov 15 '22

Saw a story yesterday about a husband & father of two get murdered in his yard infront of his family because a Faux news watcher thought he voted for democrats.

Here's a link to that story.

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u/Libflake Nov 15 '22

That's a horrifying story, and it deserves much more media coverage than it's received so far.

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u/AmiInderSchweiz Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Sorry for not posting a link to make it easier to find. The thoughts I worry about, Faux news and other right wing fanatical sources have been propagating hate and vitriol against progressives and democrats and anyone left leaning (not willing to wear a maga hat) since Newt Gingrich's the left are enemies of the nation and freedom rants back in the 80s. These propaganda machines are driving Americans into a civil war. They should be lible lawsuited out of existence. Sorta like Alex Jones, but more severely.

Edit: liable to libel

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u/bluenosesutherland Nov 16 '22

ginnie thomas pigs?

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u/boofdahpoo130 Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

I hate it when the Blue Lives Matter assholes go on about people like Floyd "got what was coming to them" because they were "thugs," but never think to question why it's somehow okay for law enforcement officers to act as judge, jury, and executioner--no arraignment, no right to an attorney, no trial. The kind of thing that's supposed to happen in dictatorships like Saudi Arabia, Iran, or North Korea, but not in "the greatest country in the world."

Seriously, they don't see anything wrong with a Gestapo-like force that kills people on sight, but hey, it's A-OK if it happens to a "thug"? And I think it's a safe guess as to what "thug" actually means to these right-wing cretin.

EDIT: Changed "that happens" to "that's supposed to happen" in case I wasn't bitterly ironic enough the first go-round.

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u/McEndee Nov 15 '22

Judging by the posts, I'm assuming she wants justice for Ashlii Babbitt. Also, what crime was George Floyd committing at the time? Using a fake bill isn't a crime, making and distributing bills is a crime. Unless they found an ink press in his house, he probably and unknowingly accepted a counterfeit bill. I worked retail and we'd see fake money all the time, and it was never a situation that needed police presence.

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u/alexasux Nov 15 '22

Yea, there was no excuse to put your knee on a man’s neck for 8 mins let alone having a group of officers being cool with that, watching a man suffocate… freakin hell people are cruel.

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u/Libflake Nov 15 '22

The "George Floyd was just a thug" folks are missing the point, or pretending to. Floyd wasn't noteworthy for his life but for the circumstances of his death: publicly executed by people who had taken an oath to protect him.

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u/Pure-Kaleidoscope759 Nov 15 '22

It was horrible.

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u/ColetteThePanda Nov 15 '22

Seriously. When I worked in a parking garage, counterfeits showed up from time to time.

Me: "Hey, um... this is a fake."

Car Guy: "Really? Can I see that again? Oh shit... jeez I just got this outta the ATM. So uhhhh.... what do I do now?"

Me: "Take it back to the bank, I'd say."

End of interaction.

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Nov 15 '22

Wait, you're telling me that the moment a fake bill touched your hands at your job, you *shouldn't* have been shot and killed? SOUNDS LIKE COMMUNISM.

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u/maxreddit Nov 15 '22

It depends on their skin color.

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u/beek7419 Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Also, what crime was George Floyd committing at the time?

He wasn’t committing a crime. But I think he might have had a drug problem at some point? Which makes you a thug if you’re black in their minds. But if you’re white (especially if you’re a wealthy white Republican) then you can check into rehab and make a statement about how you were ill but through the grace of God you’ve recovered. The hypocrisy is nauseating.

Edit: Snopes did a pretty good article on the claims by the right that Floyd was a criminal. Snopes

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u/McEndee Nov 15 '22

Typical "Christian". Posts a bunch of memes about Jesus, and doesn't believe in forgiveness.

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u/BigbySamMelody Nov 15 '22

Republicans ignore the systemic racism in our country and institutions that make black men more likely to be arrested and then say its ok for them to die because they were arrested in the past.

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u/MaidMariann Team Bivalent Booster Nov 15 '22

They actively promote systemic racism and provoke individual racists. Racist cruelty is the point.

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u/g-e-o-f-f Nov 15 '22

I run a small business and we do a fair chunk of our business in cash at events. I keep waiting for a counterfeit bill to pop up but so far I haven't found one or gotten in trouble for spending one

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u/LGBTQPlusChainsaws Nov 15 '22

The kind of thing that's supposed to happen in dictatorships like Saudi Arabia, Iran, or North Korea, but not in "the greatest country in the world."

In their eyes, the fact that it happens to people of color is what makes it the greatest country in the world. It's not merely okay; the torture and murder of the people they don't like is the right and just thing to do.

That's how far gone people like that are.

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u/Pikmin371 Team Mix & Match Nov 15 '22

I hate it when the Blue Lives Matter assholes go on about people like Floyd "got what was coming to them" because they were "thugs," but never think to question why it's somehow okay for law enforcement officers to act as judge, jury, and executioner--no arraignment, no right to an attorney, no trial.

Because they think it can't happen to them. That it will only ever happen to "those" people. And... for the most part, they're right, sadly.

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u/peachcrescent Nov 15 '22

It's also hilarious when christians pull this shit. Look at the people Jesus surrounded himself with. He hung out with murderers and prostitutes ffs.

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u/Lost-Citron-1099 Nov 15 '22

“Presidents age so much during four years but not Trump.” Wow its almost like he wasn’t stressing or something

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u/DiamondplateDave 😷 Mask-Wearing Conformist 😷 Nov 15 '22

Like he just chilled out and played a lot of golf and tweeted.

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u/Lost-Citron-1099 Nov 15 '22

“Huge if true!”

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u/McEndee Nov 15 '22

How about he wears a ton of makeup!!! Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune has looked the same for the last 30 years. When Trump got out of the hospital from covid, he had on so much makeup it looked like he was in blackface.

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u/artificialavocado Team Moderna Nov 15 '22

Oh come on now. All true alphas wear makeup that looks like it was applied with a paint roller.

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Nov 15 '22

looks like it was applied with a paint roller.

...or a spray-rendering machine.

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u/substandardpoodle Schrödinger’s Bounce Nov 15 '22

If you google “Trump makeup line“ you’ll see some wonderful photos.

What I want to know is – why doesn’t he just buy a tanning bed?

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u/McEndee Nov 15 '22

It looks like that scene when Mrs Doubtfire had to put her face in the meringue because she didn't have her face on.

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Nov 15 '22

Orangeface.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Nov 15 '22

“Presidents age so much during four years but not Trump.” Wow its almost like he wasn’t stressing or something

Between the 2 inches of orange makeup and his non stop fucking around doing nothing of value for four years, we would hardly expect Orange Hitler to show any signs of work related aging.

The only stress that loser ever went through was constantly figuring out how to cheat to win his latest round of golf.

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u/MotileSpermWhale Nov 15 '22

Here already looked like a spoiled sack of fudge to begin with.

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u/fuckthislifeintheass Nov 15 '22

Wasn't working at all. Just being a lazy ass tweeting and playing golf.

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u/ZealousidealCurve842 My Dogs are Lap Dancers Nov 15 '22

He looks like shit without all the makeup.

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u/SmallsLightdarker Nov 15 '22

Yeah. That's not the brag that they think it is.

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u/dumdodo Nov 15 '22

It's more like the other presidents didn't have Joker of Batman makeup on all the time.

Easy for actors not to age. Ever see one without their makeup, especially at 70 or 80?

My mother met an actress at some event, and she had her face filled with some kind of implanted substance that made it so her mouth didn't move normally.

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Nov 15 '22

That last slide - God gave him an answer and it was "death".

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u/BellyDancerEm Nov 15 '22

And when all was said and done, the intelligence of the average American went up a tiny bit

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u/x575446 Nov 15 '22

Probably went to his death bed wondering why he never got an amen for things he read in silence.

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u/Pale_Word790 Nov 15 '22

Hopefully hell never has a mask requirement.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Nov 15 '22

Hopefully hell never has a mask requirement.

No mask required... They will be spending eternity in a settling tank within Satan's Sewer Treatment Plant. The perfect final destination for all the MAGA TURDS who spent their lives on earth making everyone around them miserable.

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u/JeromeBiteman Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Wrong! For MAGAts, hell has a mask requirement. And don't forget the vax mandate.

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u/jimjam721 Nov 15 '22

Hmmm well now you can ask Jeebus why he hates you?

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u/Deathbeddit 🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩 Nov 15 '22

Probably creeped out by “I love you & need you to cover me in your precious & holy blood”

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u/StolenRelic I trust my Midi-chlorians Nov 15 '22

"What are things that a serial killer might say?"

"I'll take 'Creepy Cult Practices' for $1000"

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Nov 15 '22

Jesus will just look at him blankly and reply, "You REALLY gotta ask?"

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u/JeromeBiteman Nov 15 '22

Alternatively Big J says: "I promised to save you from your sins if you just believe in me. But you still have shit for brains."

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Nov 15 '22

Or he logged out on one of those memos Jesus sent him, because we know Jesus only speaks King James English.

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u/dumdodo Nov 15 '22

I still stubbornly stand by my proclamation that these people get surprised and never actually meet Jesus.

Instead, they wake up in a toasty warm place, surrounded by all of their friends.

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u/ProfessionalChampion Nov 15 '22

I'm not one to judge someone's faith, but it's weird that someone could go through all of that and recognizing their prayers are going unanswered then still believe in god.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Nov 15 '22

I'm not one to judge someone's faith, but it's weird that someone could go through all of that and recognizing their prayers are going unanswered then still believe in god.

They have been voting against their own best interests their entire lives, so getting fucked over by their own delusional ideology wouldn't come as any kind of surprise to the dumbest people in history.

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u/BigbySamMelody Nov 15 '22

It's what's really hard to get through to these people, that their "beliefs" are not facts. It doesn't matter what evidence you give them, god exists, they know it. Just like they know democrats are the evil ones.

It's all the same thing, closed mindedness and the absolute lack of critical thinking. They are the type of people who think that atheists worship the devil, because they literally can't imagine an existence without worshipping something.

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u/StupidizeMe It's like, tubular... Bag your face! Nov 15 '22

"Were being used as ginnie pigs"

Can I get an Uh-huh?

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Nov 15 '22

Many people have said it!

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u/mrmoe198 Team Pfizer Nov 15 '22

The one about Trump not aging hits. Many others aged because of the stress of the job. They stressed because they took on the weight of the position, they cared and worked hard and sweated and thought and tried hard. Trump just doesn’t give a shit. He mucked about like a pig in slop and golfed more than anyone before him. Mocked and fired anyone with competence or who dared challenge him or tell him no. Pardoned his fellow cronies and con men. Gave away state secrets to other governments and enriched the already wealthy. The fact that he didn’t she really shows. He didn’t care, he doesn’t care, he never will. Fuck him.

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u/ColetteThePanda Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

The one problem with this sub, it's giving me the false impression that America is filled to the brim with fucking morons. :-

EDIT: Bonus points for blurring out Bigfoot's face, btw.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Nov 15 '22

YW, Bigfoot didn't deserve to be in a picture with this guy

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u/nah_nah_nah_yyy Nov 15 '22

Not as many now! They naturally selected themselves out of the population :)

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Nov 15 '22

I’m confused, he believed in Bigfoot but not Covid? Maybe Bigfoot gave him Covid

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u/Thecrdbrdsamurai J&J One-And-Done Nov 15 '22

No president has said bigfoot is a hoax, as far as I know.

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u/DoomRyGuy Nov 15 '22

Slide #7

Had no idea Jesus had a Facebook account.

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u/dumdodo Nov 15 '22

He is now confirmed on Twitter as the actual Jesus, however.

Another one slipped by Elon. This a parody account (the photo is Buddy Jesus), but he must be paying the $8/month.

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u/BethMD Two 🚢s & a 🚁 Nov 15 '22

Slide 3: he didn't age because he didn't do any fucking work.

Last slide: "I did answer your prayer. The answer was no, because you spurned My gift of human intellect that enabled doctors to find a cure for your affliction. I gave cognition to Man for a reason." --love, the Almighty

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Nov 15 '22

He wouldn't have heard right if God or Jesus did answer him. That one rambling slide about the typical precious blood doesn't make any sense. Starts out as homage, attempts to make a request and then dictates some vague nonsense to ? everybody?

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u/Deathbeddit 🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩 Nov 15 '22

“To bad, to sad” for him.

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u/wholewheatscythe Nov 15 '22

What hospital was he at where all the nurses are going around telling him everyone’s vaxx status?

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u/mmio60 Nov 15 '22

He was full of shit. Emphasis on was.

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Nov 15 '22

The no way that ever happened hospital, of course.

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u/Perigee-Apogee Get the Jabby-Jabby Nov 16 '22

The conversation may have gone like this:

"THIS COVID IS BOGUS."

"Uh huh. Now hold still"

"I bet everyone here is double vaxxed and still got Covid"

"Sir, please hold still"

"But am I right?"

"Anything you say, sir. Now please, just hold still for a moment."

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u/Thecrdbrdsamurai J&J One-And-Done Nov 15 '22

I had medical staff at this time on Facebook debating that this was true.

"So you're unemployed now?"

No response each time.

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u/itsDEE4 Nov 15 '22

He seemed like he knew it all. Had it all figured out. They always do. And then they ask for prayers and never admit they were wrong. Just like their former hero who is incapable of taking responsibility for anything that paints them in a negative light.

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Nov 15 '22

and never admit they were wrong.

Like where he says he's in hospital with "pneumonia and covid bs". It's still BS even when he's laid up in hospital with it.

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u/itsDEE4 Nov 15 '22

Precisely!

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u/SpacePoddity Team Mix & Match Nov 15 '22

It's collective narcissism. Which goes hand in hand with ethnocentrism/nationalism and the 'charismatic leader-follower relationship'.

Thank you, college Psychology class!

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Nov 15 '22

The guy with hateful harmful posts always spreads the love of Jesus to everyone. Wonder how his wife fared after he gave her Covid too?

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u/Arvis1983 Nov 15 '22

Racist, anti-vax, anti-mask, anti-science, pro-Trump and CHRISTIAN

COVID fit him like a pair of truck nuts on the F-250 he couldn’t afford the payments for

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u/Raginghangers Go Give One Nov 15 '22

Meanwhile, god’s like “I answered your darn prayer— I sent a vaccine!”

I rarely pray but I said the shehechiyanu prayer when I got my shots—- a true miracle.

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u/Pure-Kaleidoscope759 Nov 15 '22

Their collective behavior reminds me of the old joke about the man who drowns in a flood after refusing help from people trying to rescue him with a boat and helicopter.

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u/terrierhead Nov 15 '22

I said a prayer of thanks and then danced to my car after getting my second shot.

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u/MaddAdd69 Team Mix & Match Nov 15 '22

Got exactly what he deserved.

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u/CatsPolitics 🦆 Nov 15 '22

Vaccine > healing vibes

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u/Cashmere306 Nov 15 '22

Guess you missed the slide about all the people being vaccinated in the hospital, I mean not him.

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u/itsDEE4 Nov 15 '22

He wasn’t kidding when he said he won’t be back to the golf place.

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u/terrierhead Nov 15 '22

Where’s the “I never cared about you being gay until you shoved it down our throats” (paraphrased) meme? There’s no way that douche skipped it.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Nov 15 '22

He spent enough time foaming at the mouth over George Floyd, maybe he learned at the end how horrifying it was not being able to breathe?

Naw, that's a press [x] to doubt for him.

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u/MfxTPHpgh Nov 16 '22

Oh shit, that's deep.

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u/ColetteThePanda Nov 15 '22

#librulginniepig

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u/mmio60 Nov 15 '22

Ginnie pig is added to my list of favorite typos and/or misspellings. A little extra credit for this deserving HCA winner.

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u/Glytterain Nov 15 '22

Hey at least he wasn’t a ginnie pig

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u/BethMD Two 🚢s & a 🚁 Nov 15 '22

That role is already taken. Ginni is a ginnie pig.

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u/Sheephuddle Team Bivalent Booster Nov 15 '22

But do those ginnie pigs drink gin?

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u/spidaL1C4 Nov 15 '22

God was there the whole time offering a vaccine.

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u/hotsink5678 Nov 15 '22

The education system claims another victim.

To sad to bad I guess.

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u/f111pilot Nov 15 '22 Wholesome

I absolutely LOVE magats killing themselves off. I wonder how that factored in the elections?

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u/starstruckinutah Nov 15 '22

Well earned and thanks for this OP!

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u/Forsaken-Log-607 Nov 15 '22

I really love the “Trump didn’t age during his term like other presidents.” The dude is 76! There’s not much aging left to do!

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u/drvalo55 Nov 15 '22

Also, he really did not do the job. The job ages people; public appearances where deranged people adore you and lots of golf, not so much.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Nov 15 '22

SLIDE 3

When you are slathered up in 2 inches of orange make up it is hard to tell where the FAKE complexion ends and the wrinkled old prune begins.

Leave it to DimBulbs like this fucking moron to totally miss the glaringly obvious.

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u/Cashmere306 Nov 15 '22

A real man wears a wig and pounds of makeup though. Many such cases!

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u/CountRumfordFRS Nov 15 '22

The photo used to decorate the Slide 17 obituary is very appropriate:

He was a tool.

(Also, Slide 13: A dying liar, lying to recruit more victims.)

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u/Tatunkawitco Nov 15 '22

How do these people pray to Jesus on the one hand then condemn a guy who was murdered by police? Of course he was a “thug” (black) so he must have deserved it…. what can you say after that … Praise Jesus? There’s just no sense there at all.

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Nov 15 '22

Their version of Jesus would have shoved Chauvin out of the way so he could murder George Floyd himself.

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u/MageMasher_Online Nov 15 '22

Slide 18

Jesus save me I just don’t want to work for it

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u/Mercinator-87 Nov 15 '22

Ginnie pigs

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u/CategoryTurbulent114 Nov 15 '22

If only god would answer him

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u/lickalotapus13 Nov 15 '22

My dog's 💩 was kinda runny today... Has me kinda worried.

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u/deadnside Nov 15 '22

Ginnie Pigs LOL

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay2466 Nov 15 '22

We don't take the vaccine to prevent getting covid. We get the vaccine to reduce the spreading, so we can go back to normal life. AND to survive it if we catch it.

And yeah, George Floyd was a criminal that never really did any good. We all agree on that.

The part we disagree with is that a cop can be judge jury and executioner, AND passed a death sentence by torture with no appeal.

For all the crimes Floyd committed, he never murdered anyone. Chauvin did murder someone, he is also a criminal.

If having a 20$ bill was enough for Chauvin to execute Floyd by slowly choking him, what should be Chauvin's sentence for killing someone by choking him? Being flayed alive?

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u/Fatefire Nov 15 '22

Also trump looks haggard as fuck after 4 years . Also I got Covid last month. Vaxxed boosted wear a mask just unlucky.

I was only sick for a week and tired for 3 more now I feel fine again

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u/khargooshe Nov 16 '22

Trump didn't age because he didn't do anything. This guy is as racist as they get. How did those prayers work? Don't worry they will get to your prayers in order that it was received.

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u/Majordunkydunk Nov 15 '22

Nominated in 2021. But when was he awarded? Delta got him? Sorry, no attention span for 18 slides.

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u/HeadTransportation95 Bivalent Cognitive Dissonance 😱💥 Nov 15 '22

He posted in the first half of August 2021 that he was sick, died in the first week of September 2021.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Nov 15 '22

He posted in the first half of August 2021 that he was sick, died in the first week of September 2021.

To quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

"And there was much rejoicing!"

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐆🦩🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 Nov 15 '22

More appetizers for the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆 and their pet viral 🐹 🐹 🐹.

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u/RealLADude Quantum Healer Nov 15 '22

So much for prayer. https://i.imgur.com/igqA1gG.jpg

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u/Yutolia Just Zinc and Vitamin C means a ventilator for thee Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 16 '22

I wonder if we can get a dataset on grammatical mistakes… I’ve noticed that a lot of them have some specific problems - a lot of them ask questions but don’t use a question mark, which is weird to me. Are they supposed to be statements? The ‘can I get an amen.’ phrase shows up a lot when they probably should be saying ‘gimme an amen!’ or something. Also (and I know these are pretty common in general but seem extra common among these folks) but they really seem to have trouble with ‘there’, ‘their’, and ‘they’re’, and also ‘to’, ‘two’, and ‘too’. Did these people fail language arts/English class at every level?

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u/Sacrillicious Nov 15 '22

I refuse to believe there are real people out there that literally have to put every waking moment of their lives on Facebook. This is insane.

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u/Ok_Mix5519 Nov 15 '22

Holy crap, that is a brilliant observation! I gotta put that on Facebook!

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Nov 15 '22

oh they do

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u/Zealousideal_Luck333 Nov 15 '22

Slide 17: Looks like things you'd find in a serial killer's basement along with 400 pounds of lye.

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u/Ok_Mix5519 Nov 15 '22

That’s like the weirdest Jeopardy! category ever.

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u/jann_mann Nov 15 '22

Did the red wave not happen because most of their voters died off?

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u/mcjon77 Nov 15 '22

If you look at how close some of these elections were,. I am almost certain that at least a few of them were decided due to the death of anti-vaxxers. Obviously the Dobbs decision, gen z being activated, the insurrection, election denying candidates, each had a key role to play in the results.

What I'm arguing is that some of these elections were so close that you needed all of those issues to push the Democrat over the edge, and taking even one of those issues away (like mega antivax or deaths) would have given the Republican candidate to win.

Maybe sometime later I'll see if I can find the numbers of people per state and per congressional district that died of covid after the vaccine was readily available and compare that with the spread between the winning and losing votes.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Nov 15 '22

Not most, but maybe enough. Plus, death isn't the only thing that would keep someone away from the polls, some of the long-haulers are in no shape to go anywhere. They could probably vote by mail, I suppose.

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u/iliketocooksauce 🦆 Nov 15 '22

Last slide is godamn modern art. Powerful shit man. Unsettling.

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u/hiphop_dudung Lungs Armstrong Nov 15 '22

I also want a ginnie pig

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u/datfixinboy Nov 15 '22

Appreciate respecting the privacy of big foot. Don’t want him getting doxxed

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u/Dry-Faithlessness655 Nov 15 '22

Yeah I’m sure the nurses told him that most of the patients were vaccinated and he was in the control group, I calling BS

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u/Few_Industry1314 Nov 15 '22

Slide 10 is just outright crude, disgusting and inhumane. Terrible and sad.

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u/WideCommunication2 Nov 19 '22

As a republican, I have no idea why people are still supporting trump, I also don't know why people are so hesitant of vaccines dispite trump saying hes had all of his vaccines and boosters, as a centrist republican I tend to stay away from trump supporters, a lot of trump supporters claim the vaccine is bad which is a lie, a lot of their claims seem to be copy and paste they go along the lines of " I knew this athletic that died after vax etc", another I've heard a lot is the "this is population control bla bla bla" not all republicans are anti vaxxers conspiracy theorists, it's just the extremists that make the centrists look insane.

Anyways if the vaccine was so bad people would be dropping dead and hospitals would be packed to the brim with so called "injuries from the vaccine" even if 1 percent of the US population had problems from the vaccine that would be 4,000,000 people which is a very large number, this world absolutely clog the hospital systems, and worldwide 6 billion single doses have been administered, if we take that into account that would be 60 million people experiencing symptoms, if this were the case it would be all over the news, hospitals and doctors offices would be full, we also have to account that the vaers system reports deaths unrelated the COVID vaccine after vaccination, and only 7000 were reported in vaers (but are not related to the vaccine) they are required to report deaths even if unrelated to the vaccine.

My last argument comes to the people who believe that the vaccines are killing people, if that were the case, people would dropping dead in the streets yet they aren't, there were 267 million people vaccinated in the US, just think of that, if the things that these people said were true, it would have been seen in mass numbers but yet it hasn't, I honestly believe this is because it's more of a political statement and or defiance, it is often known that people will not take advice if directly told to get something, it often makes them hesitant to do something, I believe the approach to these people is to not force them or tell them that they need to get the vaccine, but to rather talk with them about the benefits of the vaccine and how vaccines work.

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u/Barnacle-Dull Nov 15 '22

Obviously didn’t pray hard enough…

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u/AtmosphereHot8414 Nov 15 '22

That George Floyd one got me

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u/yoyonoyolo Nov 15 '22

Same as it ever was

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u/tomdurk Nov 15 '22

Pretty sure he is lying about nurses telling him COVID cares are all vaxed. But it doesn’t look like he was a stranger to lying.

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u/Yutolia Just Zinc and Vitamin C means a ventilator for thee Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Wow, I didn’t realize Jesus was so manipulative. Sounds like my mom. And I really doubt the nurses said what he’s claiming they did. Unless they’re really stupid or just telling him what he wants to hear so he doesn’t flip out on them or whatever, both of which are possible. And hey, dude, maybe some people were in the hospital who had had the shots, but guess what! You’re there and you didn’t. You’re not as brilliant as you think.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

"Too bad. Too sad, he won't be coming back." Sorry, I just can't misspell too like he did.

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Nov 15 '22

Regarding Trump not visibly aging, what is this supposed to prove? That if he showed signs of age, he'd be an ordinary mortal like the rest of us, but because he didn't, he's their new god?

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u/ResponsibilityDue448 Nov 15 '22

And not a single lesson learned.

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u/sableenees Nov 15 '22

"Cover me with your blood?????" 🤢

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u/Ok_Mix5519 Nov 15 '22

Fun fact: those were the original lyrics to Def Leppard megahit Pour Some Sugar on Me!

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u/TurokHunterOfDinos Nov 15 '22

I did appreciate his final slide.

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

One could say God did answer him.

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u/Puzzled-Science-1870 Nov 15 '22

oof lol. Sad he put his family through this. Oh well.