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Please, Think of the Brians. Meme / Shitpost (Sundays)

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u/donobinladin Nov 27 '22

All your Brian’s are belong to us

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u/vctrmldrw Yeah, that's not how research works Nov 27 '22

All your Brian is are belong to us

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u/brianinhtown Nov 27 '22

Damn it man!

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u/CultOfBelloq Nov 27 '22

Someone set us up the bomb!

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ALL YOUR BRIAN’S ARE BELONG TO US

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u/donobinladin Nov 27 '22

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u/zodar Nov 27 '22

multiplying the apostrophe gore

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u/TheMatt561 Nov 27 '22

Hello gentlemen

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Team Moderna Nov 27 '22

It's you!

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u/TheMatt561 Nov 27 '22

You have no chance to survive make your time

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u/faithle55 Nov 27 '22

Welease Bwian!

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Nov 27 '22

Its a miracle!!!

No it's not!

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u/TekJansen69 Nov 27 '22

For great justice!

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u/behind_looking_glass Nov 28 '22

Sounds like he already lost control of his Brians

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u/nvrtrynvrfail Nov 27 '22

The COVID vaccine takes over your 'brian' and makes you defend the COVID vaccine...like I'm doing now...or am I?

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Nov 27 '22

9000!!!??

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u/FearSkyDaddy Biological Ware Fare Nov 27 '22

“I’m Brian! No I am Brian! I’m Brian” said everyone / Monty Python “Life of Brian”

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u/IDreamOfSailing Nov 27 '22

He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy! Now piss off!

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u/UncleBenders Nov 27 '22

You find something funny about the name biccus diccus?

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u/7AlphaOne1 Nov 27 '22

He has a wife, you know

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u/Clickrack Does Norton Antivirus stop covid? Nov 27 '22

She's called...Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/howlandwolf Worst. Rapture. EVER. Nov 27 '22

“No, a Roman.”

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u/Senor-Biggles Nov 27 '22

I’m Brian and so’s my wife!

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u/notmyrealnam3 Nov 27 '22

I’m Brian and so’s my wife!!

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u/Nym-Sync AmBivalent Microchip Rainbow Swirl 🍭 Nov 27 '22 Silver

ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRIANS WE’RE NOT UNREASONABLE, I MEAN NO ONE’S GONNA EAT YOUR EYES

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u/MaidMariann Team Bivalent Booster Nov 27 '22

Wow! Nostalgia time ...

https://youtu.be/81qIUuExQmQ

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u/FistofanAngryGoddess If I didn't want them shorn, I wouldn't have made them sheep Nov 27 '22

Just listened to it, it’s such a good song!

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u/luminous-snail Nov 27 '22

All we want to do is eat your Brians! We're not unreasonable - I mean, no one's gonna eat your Ians.

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u/Vysharra COVID: Rated E for Everyone Nov 27 '22

No one is going to eat your Eves?

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Nov 27 '22

Briaaaaaaaans!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Seat599 Nov 27 '22

WELEASE...BWIAN!!

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u/Return_Of_The_Fly Table for two, please Nov 27 '22

I am Brian! And so is my wife!

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u/almighty_crj Nov 27 '22

Throw him to floor, sir?

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u/7AlphaOne1 Nov 27 '22

Oh, cewtainly

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u/Clickrack Does Norton Antivirus stop covid? Nov 27 '22

Now, Jewish wapscallion...

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u/RaymondLawrence Nov 27 '22

But are the Bryans safe?

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u/ksam3 Go Give One Nov 27 '22

Funny you ask this... My nephew is Bryan and his mother's sister has always spelled his name as "Brain" on birthday and Christmas cards! She assumed it was "Brian" and then misspelled it as "Brain". No one has ever told her because we all think it is funny. Now he is endangered by the vaccine!

PS- she has continued to spell it as Brain for over 25 years.

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u/Cheshire_Jester Nov 27 '22

Bryan’s cannot be tamed.

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u/PossessedToSkate Nov 27 '22

You daaaaamn right.

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u/What-The-Helvetica Pfizer Pfanatic here! 😁 Nov 27 '22

Nope. Especially not Bryan Adams.

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u/JesusRollerBlading More reliable than a prayer warrior 🩸 Nov 28 '22

But...everything I do, I do it for you! However, covid certainly isn't worth dying for...to own the libs?

What has Bryan Adams been doing the last few years? Writing some of the music for the Pretty Woman musical, and is currently touring!

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u/DitaVonPita Nov 27 '22

It's funny how they keep saying that, and yet the movements that rose during covid are extremely defiant. How is it supposed to control my brain if I'm still out here talking shit about the government, and as bothered as I always am with how people are treated? What are they trying to control exactly? My bipolar? Lol even I can't do that.

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u/CatsPolitics 🦆 Nov 27 '22

Honestly if the vaccine controlled my brians, my house would be much cleaner and I’d remember where I left my keys.

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u/KingoftheJabari Nov 27 '22

If the US or any other government was trying to control people, they would be doing China's silly 1 covid policy.

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u/Emotional_Weekend_32 Nov 27 '22

I notice some of that has died off a bit, as has 'magnetic' and 'microchip' and of course the 'they will never let us out of lockdown...it's all about control' crew. They don't admit they were wrong, though, just move onto another phase of their lunacy.

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Nov 27 '22

Oh, come on. It’s not Ricket Science. Can’t you people lern to spel? It’s “Bran”, dumas.

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u/wcollins260 Nov 27 '22

Get a brian, morans!

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u/NoOrdinary9804 Nov 27 '22

Didn’t Bran Dumas write The Three Musketeers?

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u/luckyintrovert Nov 27 '22

“Get a Brian, morans!”

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u/MattBD Nov 27 '22 edited Nov 27 '22

If they mean my uncle Brian then he's in desperate need of being controlled.

He's a violent, barely functioning alcoholic who once fell over while drunk and landed on something, cutting off his nose in the process - fortunately the hospital managed to stitch it back on. He also once got six months in prison for hitting a traffic warden in his car, after said traffic warden had given him a ticket.

He's also apparently some kind of elder among the Jehovah's Witnesses. Just the sort of person you want as a community leader, eh?

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u/Budget-Sheepherder15 Nov 28 '22

Dude this wild. Have you checked out the exjw sub on here? They’d love that story

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u/LeagueOfficeFucks Team Moderna Nov 27 '22

I wish there was a vaccine to control Brian. He is out of control.

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u/Gnarlyfest Nov 27 '22

Brian's song?

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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22

Damn, deep cut!

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u/Gnarlyfest Nov 27 '22

Just doing my job.

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u/aliquilts71 Nov 27 '22

‘I’m Brian and so’s my wife!’

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Guess I'm safe, I don't have any Brians.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Nov 27 '22

Brianwashing is a crime against humanity.

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u/Ducatirules Nov 27 '22

“Me names not Brain!” Brian Johnson upon receiving his top gear award.

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u/What-The-Helvetica Pfizer Pfanatic here! 😁 Nov 27 '22

That's Brain, not Brian.

--Pinky and the Brain going on "Jeopardy"

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u/Thinktank2000 Nov 27 '22

OH GOD NOT THE BRIANS

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u/College-Lumpy Nov 27 '22

Since the ownership changeover on Twitter the amount of antivax nonsense has absolutely exploded. What a cesspool of misinformation.

My brian gets a little dumber every time I look.

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u/TILTNSTACK Nov 27 '22

The life of Brian is a tough one

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Nov 27 '22

He's the Messiah!

No he's not!

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u/dqmachine Nov 27 '22

Monte Python Life of Brian?

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u/bluelifesacrifice Nov 27 '22

I know a guy that legit thinks this. Basically, the government is using the vaccine as cover to inject nano tech in our bodies so they can use 5g waves to control us using the nanotechnology.

Oh and Biden made the vaccine and Trump is some kind of prophet.

He looked at me like I was nuts when I told him I was vaccinated.

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u/LOERMaster Awarded: 15 minutes of fame (posthumous) Nov 27 '22

Almost as good as “the Jews created the vaccine to brainwash us into revealing our bank card PINs”

I heard this. From a human.

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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22

Well then, am I entitled to half of it? Gimme the first 2.

And obligatory, omg wtf

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u/zodar Nov 27 '22

It's a good thing he's immune.

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u/The_Septic_Shock Team Bivalent Booster Nov 27 '22

Not my Brian, HES JUST A BOY!

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u/Gnarlyfest Nov 27 '22

Brian keeps going to mysterious places. I wish I could control Brian

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u/butterluckonfleek Nov 27 '22

Well I'm not a Brian nor do i have any Brians in my family. Sorry to all the Brians though

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u/AgreeableRaspberry85 Nov 27 '22

As a Bryan, it drives me nuts whenever someone spells my name “Brain”. It’s just sloppy. Spelling it Brian doesn’t bother me as much because it’s the common spelling. But Brain? That’s just rude.

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u/CatsPolitics 🦆 Nov 27 '22

Whatever, Brain ::ducks::

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u/MathematicianFew5882 Team Moderna Nov 27 '22

Sorry about that Brayn

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u/roxxxystar Nov 27 '22

My "Brians" are cool with it. My SO has been sick since Tuesday, but I'm still negative! (We both are quadruple vaxed, I just got lucky I guess)

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u/the_greatest_MF Nov 27 '22

i can't remember where i left my Brian

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u/Dog-PonyShow Nov 27 '22

Laughed too hard at this one. (Thank you!)

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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22

I know it's old but It's shit post day and it makes me laugh lol. Anytime

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u/MR2Rick Nov 27 '22

I would love to see one of these very stable geniuses provide a plausible fact based explanation on how a few milliliters of vaccine can allow the (fill in the nefarious organization of your choice) to control someone's brain.

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u/NCWeekendWanderer Nov 27 '22

I'm a Brian and I cannot be controlled!

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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22

One of those red pavement Brian's. I heard about youse

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u/BigJobsBigJobs Team Mudblood 🩸 Nov 27 '22

Do they all have brian damage now?

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u/DaudKelly Nov 27 '22

Won’t somebody think of the Brians?!?!

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u/SempiternalTea Team Pfizer Nov 27 '22

Sorry, I don’t know any “Brian’s”.

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u/zodar Nov 27 '22

*Brians

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u/Clickrack Does Norton Antivirus stop covid? Nov 27 '22

*'*Brians's

/s

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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22

The usually have arms... And legs... And hands... And feet... This man... Whose name was BRI-I-I-ANNNN.

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u/yy98755 Nov 27 '22

Screw you Brian, I’m uncontrollable.

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u/mememan12332 Nov 27 '22

See to your Brians people, they are being controlled.

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u/KingoftheJabari Nov 27 '22

You got to have something in your Brian's for someone to try and control it.

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u/meresymptom Nov 27 '22

Too late for this guy. They obviously got to him already.

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u/Jwheat71 Nov 27 '22

Is that what is wrong with my brother Brian?

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u/boblinuxemail Nov 27 '22

This guy sounds like taking medication to control his "brian" would be a really, really good idea.

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u/PhoenixZephyrus Nov 27 '22

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

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u/gdaddyfunky Nov 27 '22

What do dyslexic zombies crave???? BRIANS!!!!!!!!

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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22

I love that joke

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u/lady_modesty Nov 27 '22

Hide yo kids, hide yo... Brians?

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u/FishsticksColossus Nov 27 '22

I’m glad someone else has recognized that these Brians need to be reined in…

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u/Briangroot Nov 27 '22

oh no, im toast!

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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22

No, you're Groot

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u/Mavido79 Nov 27 '22

Oh my dear Brians... what torture I've been inflicting.

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u/brianfine Nov 27 '22

Noooooooo!

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u/ImRedditorRick Nov 27 '22

No man can control my Brian.

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u/dartie Nov 27 '22

Are Brians similar to Karens?

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u/United-Climate1562 Nov 27 '22

Well they ain't controling me.... I'm spelt with a 'Y',. Suck it looser Brian's..😂😂😂

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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22

Hahahah

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u/mralex Nov 27 '22

Let get my friends Stephen, Steven, Sean, and Shawn and we can work this out.

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u/United-Climate1562 Nov 27 '22

Don't forget Jon and John, they can be quite handy with all this...

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u/mralex Nov 27 '22

They're busy this weekend, double date with Kris and Chris.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

No one controls my bearded white men and balding black guys but me.

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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22

It made me snort that I know exactly what you mean

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u/Halloweenie85 Nov 27 '22

If I only had a Brian.

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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22

I was thinking I could be another lincoln!

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u/taka_282 Nov 27 '22

Poor Brian

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u/syncboy Nov 27 '22

Wait it only controls the Brians? What about the Bryan’s?

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u/adriansgotthemoose Nov 27 '22

To be fair, the brians need to be controlled.

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u/brian_reboot Nov 27 '22

This explains a lot.

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u/saltycityscott66 Nov 27 '22

What about my Bryan's?

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u/StufferLot Nov 27 '22

Not my Brian! My sweet sweet Brian

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u/lechatsage Nov 27 '22

Good old Brian. I remember him well.

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u/CMelon Nov 27 '22

Displaying symptoms of Brian fog.

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u/junky_junker Angle Wings Nov 27 '22

Meanwhile my Millennium Rod allows me to make mind slaves of anyone called Steve. On an unrelated note, I spend much of my spare time trying to trick people into signing deed polls changing their name to Steve.

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u/moresushiplease Nov 27 '22

Help! My brain is out of control

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u/Kuritos Team Moderna Nov 27 '22

I'll just name my son Bran, instead of Brian.

Crisis averted, and Bran can still get his vaccinated.

As for all you Brians out there, please consider a name change, for your safety.

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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22

Fun fact about Brians!

All Brian's are named Brian because of Brian of Boru - the Savior of Eire.

How cool a name would Boru be? :)

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u/Kuritos Team Moderna Nov 27 '22

Boru is great, better than being a parent of a Brian Controlled child.

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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22

Hahahah you rock

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u/Haus42 Nov 27 '22

And who has a better story than Bran?

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u/PaddleMonkey Nov 27 '22

Brians be really scared right now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Ah yes “The Life of Brian” there’s a movie. I’ve controlled a few Brians, they have the rope marks to prove it.

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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22

Shi-Brianu?

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u/uCry_iLoL Nov 27 '22

What a moran..

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u/Triesaccents Nov 27 '22

Oh my god I knew my brother Brian was acting strange…

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u/reluctantsub Nov 27 '22

Thank God someone is addressing the Brian problem.

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u/countyourcalories Nov 27 '22

Brb, gotta warn all the Brians in my life

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u/SuspectApe Nov 27 '22

I don’t have any Brians. Could that be because of the vaccination?

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u/notahouseflipper Nov 27 '22

Great. Now do one to control the Karens.

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u/BrianMigs Nov 27 '22

Oh nooooo

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u/HAKX5 Nov 27 '22

Wouldn't worry too much about this gentleman getting vaccibated, he clearly has quite little to control.

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u/Vote_Subatai Nov 27 '22

I wish someone else would control my brain cause I'm just wasting lots of time with mine. Damn.

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u/GrzyB171 Nov 27 '22

Brian Griffain

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u/AllRatsAreComrades Nov 27 '22

Good thing I don’t know anyone named Brian.

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u/WideOpenEmpty Covid is NO JOKE! Nov 27 '22

Damn autocorrect hurr

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u/CF_FI_Fly Team Bivalent Booster Nov 27 '22

One of my friends was named Brian and the DMV screwed up on his driver's license and spelled it as "BRAIN".

He had a challenging time getting into bars, because every bouncer assumed it was fake.

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u/mazjay2018 Nov 27 '22

Listen to this man!! He's right!

Them Brians need to be controlled!!

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u/coleto22 Nov 27 '22

When a man named Brian gets a shower he gets brianwashed.

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u/pmabz Nov 27 '22

Och damn no twitter id so we can't jump on him

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u/Beelzabubba Nov 27 '22

It’s Alex Quebec from Gyp-Parody.

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u/Vman19500 Nov 27 '22

Jokes on them, I have no one I know named Brian.

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u/mmio60 Nov 27 '22

I love these ignorant typos. Had not seen this one. Angle wings anyone?

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u/allorache Nov 27 '22

Brian is my ex-husband, so I’m good with this plan

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u/coobmaroog Team Moderna Nov 27 '22

I have a brother named Brian. I’ll check for control and report back

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u/sec713 Nov 27 '22

What a moran.

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u/Trav3lingman Nov 27 '22

As a Brian I was thinking of myself when I got vaxxed.

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u/notmyrealnam3 Nov 27 '22

Think of the Brian’s

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u/AffectionateAd5373 Nov 27 '22

Brians cannot be controlled.

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u/Majordunkydunk Nov 27 '22

This idiot’s Brian is not operating at full strength.

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u/MortaLPortaL Nov 27 '22

I'll take mildly being sick over the alternative.

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u/Robj2 Nov 27 '22

His Brian was over-worked and blew a fewz.

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u/jmoyles Nov 28 '22

This makes my Brian hurt…

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u/Friendly-Rhino2022 Nov 28 '22

This is the plot for the prequel to “fear the walking dead”. The government made the vaccine to eat all the Brians; once all the Brians were consumed, the vaxxed sheep went after everyone else.

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u/AccomplishedPlane8 Nov 28 '22

Why have a Brian if you're not going to use it?

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u/realparkingbrake Nov 28 '22

This guy really needs some help controlling his Brian, one of those psychiatric drugs that smooths away the rough edges of life.

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u/pizartymizzarty Nov 28 '22

What about my Bryans?

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u/ConvivialKat Why argue when you can wait? Nov 28 '22

Pity all the poor Brians.

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u/DungeonMaster319 Nov 28 '22

Those poor Brians!

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u/Brokenspokes68 From Shitpost to Compost Nov 28 '22

The Life of Brian is one of my favorite movies.

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u/Affectionate-Tip-164 Team Mudblood 🩸 Dec 01 '22

So the vaccine gives Brians sapience?

That explains the Family Guy dog.

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u/Craft_beer_wolfman Nov 27 '22

I keep my Brians locked in the basement.

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u/Kobester024 Team Moderna Nov 27 '22

Typical idiotic boomer/bot

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u/jcward1972 Nov 27 '22

Ironically we have an anti-vaxxer, anti covid, anti..., we all know the type, NAMED BRIAN. Known this man my whole life and my older brother is the same age so I have seen all the yearbook, (no offense to anybody, thats what it was called in the 80's) but he was always in "special education" . This idiot admits that one time he spelled his own name wrong as BRAIN, yes his own name. So in any social setting when he is there, you know he is gonna open his mouth, and everytime he does I remind him of these thing. To top it all off he gets mad every time.

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u/PerrythePlatypus71 Nov 27 '22

Yea fuck Brians

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u/YesNoMaybe Nov 27 '22

/r/Brian will hear about this.

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u/jacobrogers256 Nov 27 '22

He has no brain, why should I listen to him.

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u/ToolAlert Nov 27 '22

Anybody else notice this tweet is from November 2020? There wasn’t even a vaccine being given out at the time.

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u/samuraidogparty Nov 27 '22

If Brian O’Connor were still with us, do you think they could have controlled him? He went rogue as an LAPD officer AND and FBI agent! No vaccine is going to control that Brian!

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u/Glytterain Nov 27 '22

Poor guy only has one Brian cell

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u/Needleroozer Nov 27 '22

Why obscure this idiot's identity?

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u/realparkingbrake Nov 28 '22

At the point where someone uses his real name on Twitter, IMO he's made himself enough of a public figure that it should not be necessary to conceal his name. But the mods perhaps have more experience of difficulties that can arise from that, so I'm okay with their policy.