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u/Might_Aware
👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟
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Nov 27 '22
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Please, Think of the Brians. Meme / Shitpost (Sundays)
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u/FearSkyDaddy Biological Ware Fare Nov 27 '22
“I’m Brian! No I am Brian! I’m Brian” said everyone / Monty Python “Life of Brian”
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u/IDreamOfSailing Nov 27 '22
He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy! Now piss off!
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u/UncleBenders Nov 27 '22
You find something funny about the name biccus diccus?
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u/7AlphaOne1 Nov 27 '22
He has a wife, you know
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u/Nym-Sync
AmBivalent Microchip Rainbow Swirl 🍭
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ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRIANS
WE’RE NOT UNREASONABLE, I MEAN NO ONE’S GONNA EAT YOUR EYES
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u/MaidMariann Team Bivalent Booster Nov 27 '22
Wow! Nostalgia time ...
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u/FistofanAngryGoddess If I didn't want them shorn, I wouldn't have made them sheep Nov 27 '22
Just listened to it, it’s such a good song!
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u/luminous-snail Nov 27 '22
All we want to do is eat your Brians! We're not unreasonable - I mean, no one's gonna eat your Ians.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Seat599 Nov 27 '22
WELEASE...BWIAN!!
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u/RaymondLawrence Nov 27 '22
But are the Bryans safe?
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u/ksam3 Go Give One Nov 27 '22
Funny you ask this... My nephew is Bryan and his mother's sister has always spelled his name as "Brain" on birthday and Christmas cards! She assumed it was "Brian" and then misspelled it as "Brain". No one has ever told her because we all think it is funny. Now he is endangered by the vaccine!
PS- she has continued to spell it as Brain for over 25 years.
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u/What-The-Helvetica Pfizer Pfanatic here! 😁 Nov 27 '22
Nope. Especially not Bryan Adams.
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u/JesusRollerBlading More reliable than a prayer warrior 🩸 Nov 28 '22
But...everything I do, I do it for you! However, covid certainly isn't worth dying for...to own the libs?
What has Bryan Adams been doing the last few years? Writing some of the music for the Pretty Woman musical, and is currently touring!
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u/DitaVonPita Nov 27 '22
It's funny how they keep saying that, and yet the movements that rose during covid are extremely defiant. How is it supposed to control my brain if I'm still out here talking shit about the government, and as bothered as I always am with how people are treated? What are they trying to control exactly? My bipolar? Lol even I can't do that.
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u/CatsPolitics 🦆 Nov 27 '22
Honestly if the vaccine controlled my brians, my house would be much cleaner and I’d remember where I left my keys.
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u/KingoftheJabari Nov 27 '22
If the US or any other government was trying to control people, they would be doing China's silly 1 covid policy.
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u/Emotional_Weekend_32 Nov 27 '22
I notice some of that has died off a bit, as has 'magnetic' and 'microchip' and of course the 'they will never let us out of lockdown...it's all about control' crew. They don't admit they were wrong, though, just move onto another phase of their lunacy.
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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Nov 27 '22
Oh, come on. It’s not Ricket Science. Can’t you people lern to spel? It’s “Bran”, dumas.
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u/MattBD Nov 27 '22 edited Nov 27 '22
If they mean my uncle Brian then he's in desperate need of being controlled.
He's a violent, barely functioning alcoholic who once fell over while drunk and landed on something, cutting off his nose in the process - fortunately the hospital managed to stitch it back on. He also once got six months in prison for hitting a traffic warden in his car, after said traffic warden had given him a ticket.
He's also apparently some kind of elder among the Jehovah's Witnesses. Just the sort of person you want as a community leader, eh?
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u/Budget-Sheepherder15 Nov 28 '22
Dude this wild. Have you checked out the exjw sub on here? They’d love that story
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u/LeagueOfficeFucks Team Moderna Nov 27 '22
I wish there was a vaccine to control Brian. He is out of control.
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u/Gnarlyfest Nov 27 '22
Brian's song?
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u/Ducatirules Nov 27 '22
“Me names not Brain!” Brian Johnson upon receiving his top gear award.
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u/College-Lumpy Nov 27 '22
Since the ownership changeover on Twitter the amount of antivax nonsense has absolutely exploded. What a cesspool of misinformation.
My brian gets a little dumber every time I look.
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u/bluelifesacrifice Nov 27 '22
I know a guy that legit thinks this. Basically, the government is using the vaccine as cover to inject nano tech in our bodies so they can use 5g waves to control us using the nanotechnology.
Oh and Biden made the vaccine and Trump is some kind of prophet.
He looked at me like I was nuts when I told him I was vaccinated.
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u/LOERMaster Awarded: 15 minutes of fame (posthumous) Nov 27 '22
Almost as good as “the Jews created the vaccine to brainwash us into revealing our bank card PINs”
I heard this. From a human.
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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22
Well then, am I entitled to half of it? Gimme the first 2.
And obligatory, omg wtf
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u/butterluckonfleek Nov 27 '22
Well I'm not a Brian nor do i have any Brians in my family. Sorry to all the Brians though
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u/AgreeableRaspberry85 Nov 27 '22
As a Bryan, it drives me nuts whenever someone spells my name “Brain”. It’s just sloppy. Spelling it Brian doesn’t bother me as much because it’s the common spelling. But Brain? That’s just rude.
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u/roxxxystar Nov 27 '22
My "Brians" are cool with it. My SO has been sick since Tuesday, but I'm still negative! (We both are quadruple vaxed, I just got lucky I guess)
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u/Dog-PonyShow Nov 27 '22
Laughed too hard at this one. (Thank you!)
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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22
I know it's old but It's shit post day and it makes me laugh lol. Anytime
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u/MR2Rick Nov 27 '22
I would love to see one of these very stable geniuses provide a plausible fact based explanation on how a few milliliters of vaccine can allow the (fill in the nefarious organization of your choice) to control someone's brain.
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u/SempiternalTea Team Pfizer Nov 27 '22
Sorry, I don’t know any “Brian’s”.
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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22
The usually have arms... And legs... And hands... And feet... This man... Whose name was BRI-I-I-ANNNN.
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u/KingoftheJabari Nov 27 '22
You got to have something in your Brian's for someone to try and control it.
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u/boblinuxemail Nov 27 '22
This guy sounds like taking medication to control his "brian" would be a really, really good idea.
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u/FishsticksColossus Nov 27 '22
I’m glad someone else has recognized that these Brians need to be reined in…
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u/United-Climate1562 Nov 27 '22
Well they ain't controling me.... I'm spelt with a 'Y',. Suck it looser Brian's..😂😂😂
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u/mralex Nov 27 '22
Let get my friends Stephen, Steven, Sean, and Shawn and we can work this out.
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u/United-Climate1562 Nov 27 '22
Don't forget Jon and John, they can be quite handy with all this...
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u/junky_junker Angle Wings Nov 27 '22
Meanwhile my Millennium Rod allows me to make mind slaves of anyone called Steve. On an unrelated note, I spend much of my spare time trying to trick people into signing deed polls changing their name to Steve.
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u/Kuritos Team Moderna Nov 27 '22
I'll just name my son Bran, instead of Brian.
Crisis averted, and Bran can still get his vaccinated.
As for all you Brians out there, please consider a name change, for your safety.
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u/Might_Aware 👻Big O Bitchuary🖤💟 Nov 27 '22
Fun fact about Brians!
All Brian's are named Brian because of Brian of Boru - the Savior of Eire.
How cool a name would Boru be? :)
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u/Kuritos Team Moderna Nov 27 '22
Boru is great, better than being a parent of a Brian Controlled child.
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Nov 27 '22
Ah yes “The Life of Brian” there’s a movie. I’ve controlled a few Brians, they have the rope marks to prove it.
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u/HAKX5 Nov 27 '22
Wouldn't worry too much about this gentleman getting vaccibated, he clearly has quite little to control.
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u/Vote_Subatai Nov 27 '22
I wish someone else would control my brain cause I'm just wasting lots of time with mine. Damn.
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u/CF_FI_Fly Team Bivalent Booster Nov 27 '22
One of my friends was named Brian and the DMV screwed up on his driver's license and spelled it as "BRAIN".
He had a challenging time getting into bars, because every bouncer assumed it was fake.
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u/coobmaroog Team Moderna Nov 27 '22
I have a brother named Brian. I’ll check for control and report back
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u/Friendly-Rhino2022 Nov 28 '22
This is the plot for the prequel to “fear the walking dead”. The government made the vaccine to eat all the Brians; once all the Brians were consumed, the vaxxed sheep went after everyone else.
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u/realparkingbrake Nov 28 '22
This guy really needs some help controlling his Brian, one of those psychiatric drugs that smooths away the rough edges of life.
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u/Brokenspokes68 From Shitpost to Compost Nov 28 '22
The Life of Brian is one of my favorite movies.
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u/Affectionate-Tip-164 Team Mudblood 🩸 Dec 01 '22
So the vaccine gives Brians sapience?
That explains the Family Guy dog.
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u/jcward1972 Nov 27 '22
Ironically we have an anti-vaxxer, anti covid, anti..., we all know the type, NAMED BRIAN. Known this man my whole life and my older brother is the same age so I have seen all the yearbook, (no offense to anybody, thats what it was called in the 80's) but he was always in "special education" . This idiot admits that one time he spelled his own name wrong as BRAIN, yes his own name. So in any social setting when he is there, you know he is gonna open his mouth, and everytime he does I remind him of these thing. To top it all off he gets mad every time.
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u/ToolAlert Nov 27 '22
Anybody else notice this tweet is from November 2020? There wasn’t even a vaccine being given out at the time.
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u/samuraidogparty Nov 27 '22
If Brian O’Connor were still with us, do you think they could have controlled him? He went rogue as an LAPD officer AND and FBI agent! No vaccine is going to control that Brian!
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u/Needleroozer Nov 27 '22
Why obscure this idiot's identity?
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u/realparkingbrake Nov 28 '22
At the point where someone uses his real name on Twitter, IMO he's made himself enough of a public figure that it should not be necessary to conceal his name. But the mods perhaps have more experience of difficulties that can arise from that, so I'm okay with their policy.
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u/donobinladin Nov 27 '22
All your Brian’s are belong to us