r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Nov 28 '22

Oganesson, previous nominee from 2021, loved god, didn't like socialism or questioning the way History could be revised. She didn't fear the coronavirus which got offended, enabling her to claim her award. Awarded

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u/FearSkyDaddy Biological Ware Fare Nov 28 '22

Eleven family members? What the Bleep? Honestly, I am without mirth and snark. Wow

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u/Evil-Code-Monkey Deceased Feline Boing Boing Nov 28 '22

If only there were a way to prevent so many of these senseless deaths rather than standing helplessly by as Covid wreaks havoc on their extended family.

Someone really should look into that. /s

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u/chaunceypie Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22

I read a Twitter comment where someone commented something along the lines of "they should make a weaker version of the virus so people can build immunity to the real virus like they did with smallpox" and I've never been more confused in my life.

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I was confused that this person didn't seem to realize that's exactly what vaccines are 🤦‍♀️

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u/indifferentunicorn Tickle Me ECMO Nov 28 '22

Vaccines = bad

Measles parties, horsepaste, and homeopathy = common sense = good

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u/3kidsnomoney--- Nov 28 '22

Isn't it hilarious when antivaxxers literally reinvent vaccination???

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u/yolonomo5eva Nov 28 '22

Wow, that’s astoundingly stupid