r/HermanCainAward • u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 • Nov 28 '22
Ununennium, Oganesson's mom adored Trump and God. She was deeply racist and didn't like Demoncrats. After a lot of shitposting, Covid caught up to her, leading to a year of suffering piror to receiving her award. Awarded
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u/motherofpitbulls2 Nov 28 '22
What a shame. So what did everyone have for dinner tonight?
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u/Dr_Adequate ✨PEEDOM in our UriNation🇺🇸 Nov 28 '22
Too worn out from the holidays and an erratic schedule to cook. Went to a totally fun Geek Craft Show full of cool weird art, D&D sets, jewelry and just weird things. Stopped at a friends' place for beer, then came home and steamed a couple frozen tamales. Now enjoying an Alaskan Brewing Smoked Porter and listening to the Sunday Soul program on [KEXP](www.kexp.org). Hope you all are having a great Sunday evening too!
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u/Brokenspokes68 From Shitpost to Compost Nov 28 '22
That Greek craft show sounds like a really fun time.
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u/Dr_Adequate ✨PEEDOM in our UriNation🇺🇸 Nov 28 '22
It totally was! My wife and I do most of our x-mas shopping at local craft fairs, maker's markets, and street fairs. At this one she saw an artist who does a lot of Lord of the Rings artwork, and she asked me to buy the LOTR 2023 calendar for her. After a conversation with the artist, the artist said after twelve years she's burned out on LOTR art, so she's selling her original prints for cheap. And that's how I ended up spending a bunch of money on original LOTR fan art for my wife today.
I also bought some "Adulting Awards" fridge magnets for a friend. They're gold stars that read:
- Cleaned the cat litter box today
- Folded laundry today
- Wore a bra today
Gonna sneakily stick them on her fridge when we cat-sit for her when she's out of town later this month.
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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Nov 28 '22
Sunday Soul program on KEXP.
Hmm.. Sunday Soul eh? Just checked it out. KEXP are online, and the show doesn't have to be live-streamed. Excellent!
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u/DiamondplateDave 😷 Mask-Wearing Conformist 😷 Nov 29 '22
I was trying to figure out if 'tamales' were one of the 3,297 genders the MAGA Memes are always warning about. As one of the 'privileged liberal elite', I confess I would choose a Smoked Porter over a Bud any time.
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u/Dr_Adequate ✨PEEDOM in our UriNation🇺🇸 Nov 29 '22
I hate to inform you but there are now 3,298 genders. But regardless, the smoked porter is frickin' awesome. I regret not buying two, so I could enjoy another one tonight.
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u/BroadwayJoeFYVM Team Moderna Nov 28 '22 •
Smothered pork steaks, but since I cut up the steaks I like to call it Smothered & Deconstructed.
Take a couple of pork steaks, bone them and cut them up into roughly 1" pieces. Slice up half of a large onion and half a dozen white or cremini mushrooms in the manner of your choosing, and crush a few cloves of garlic and mince them up. Sauté the pork on medium-high heat in olive oil until browned, then remove from the pan. Sauté the onions and mushroom until softened and slightly browned. Add the garlic and cook for a minute, then add a can of condensed cream of mushroom soup and a can of water or broth, and deglaze the pan. Return the pork to the pan, and bring the mixture up to a simmer, then reduce the heat to low. Cover the pan and allow the mixture to cook for twenty to thirty minutes. Serve over mashed potatoes, rice or egg noodles.
If you use an Instant Pot or some other kind of multi-cooker, follow the same methodology, but instead of simmering set the cooker to pressure-cook for 15-20 minutes, depending on the thickness of the pork steak.
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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Nov 28 '22
I made chicken pastries to take to a retirement party at work, and pigs in a blanket to eat for myself.
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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Nov 28 '22
Having beans and rice. Going simple post-Thanksgiving.
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u/Unlucky_Ad9033 Nov 28 '22
Panda Express. well-CUM-2!-panDUH! Teriyaaki, um, no. Terrriyyaki, um, no. A bunch of sugar in a savory sauce, with fried rice.
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u/ParticularZone5 Nov 28 '22
Holy shit, those sources. This woman had the cognitive abilities of a fucking potato.
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Nov 28 '22 edited Dec 03 '22
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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Nov 28 '22
It was in relation to the daughter but after reviewing her FB feed, I call bs.
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u/jabbadarth Nov 28 '22
There is a photo seemingly claiming Ben Bailey from cash cab killed George floyd or was hired to pretend to be a cop and pretend to kill George Floyd?
These people are insane.
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u/Brokenspokes68 From Shitpost to Compost Nov 28 '22
A lifetime of religious indoctrination will kill any shred of critical thinking.
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u/FullNefariousness310 Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22
How dare you insult potatoes? They make french fries
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u/ParticularZone5 Nov 28 '22
Hey, I love potatoes… probably way too much… but they’re not known for their critical thinking skills lol
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u/BroadwayJoeFYVM Team Moderna Nov 28 '22
That's nice. Don't care.
No pity for the willfully, hatefully ignorant.
No mercy for trumpy traitors.
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u/Lady_Grey_Smith Rebel Wheeze And Death Rattle Nov 28 '22
She made her choice ( loudly and often) so we should all respect it while voting out the idiots that she loved who ended up getting her killed.
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u/Spitzspot Nov 28 '22
One less 2024 voter.
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u/sl_hawaii Nov 28 '22
And somehow the races are STILL coming down to 50.1% vs 49.9%
Un-fuckin-believable
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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Dec 01 '22
Lots of evil people, unsurprisingly for the country that tolerates and promotes such vile shit as fox news.
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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22
Note from OP:
- prior story on the daugther
2) I skipped a lot of posts between the covid in July 2021 about the degradation of her health.
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u/UncleBenders Nov 28 '22
Still no idea if being an insufferable idiot is nurture or nature because she had both going for her. Such a shame they never got to vote for trump again 😢
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u/RememberThe5Ds Fully recovered. All he needs now is a double-lung transplant. Nov 29 '22
She was "with Trump until the end."
The end just came a lot quicker for her.
Morons.
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u/PrestigiousGrade7874 In God and ivermectin we trust Nov 28 '22
Wait, how long was this awardee in the hospital?
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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Nov 28 '22
After infection, she spent 3 months. She had to go back multiple times due to other "unrelated issues".
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u/pthomas745 Nov 28 '22
I never heard of the "Kennedy granddaughter canoe accident conspiracy theory." This person was rabbit hole batshit nuts.
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u/covid_angle Nov 29 '22
Snopes doesn't even mention this one. I searched for things like [Kennedy granddaughter canoe accident] and variations, but nothing came up
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u/mmio60 Nov 28 '22
Wonder about her reaction was when she saw how brown Jesus’ feet were?
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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Nov 28 '22
Probably thought it was the help and demanded to see white republican Jesus
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u/KerseyGrrl Reverse Ventilator Snowflake ❄ Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22
Aren't many of those Classic Russian Bot Memes? And FFS "dead women float breast up"? o_O it's hard to believe people like this really exist.
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u/kthulhu666 Nov 28 '22
That's where the expression, "Tits up!" comes from. Science!
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u/Tmoldovan Team Pfizer 28d ago
Does it really? I always thought it’s because when animals die they often bloat up in such a way that their legs and teets point up.
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u/kthulhu666 28d ago
My comment was a joke, but a month before I heard a couple actual explanations for the expression. I don't remember any, unfortunately.
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u/Tmoldovan Team Pfizer 28d ago
Yeah, animals go belly up when they start bloating. (I spent some time living on a farm in my youth.)
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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Nov 28 '22
Google that phrase "dead women float breast up", and 638 links show up, all of them anti-vax crank posts (Twitter, Farcebook, etc.. etc..) with the same nonsense.
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u/InterestingQuote8155 Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 Nov 28 '22
What if you don’t have boobs? Do you float booty up?
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u/Dr_Adequate ✨PEEDOM in our UriNation🇺🇸 Nov 28 '22
They lost me at the Robert Kennedy Jr. conspiracy story. Dead women float what now?
Shaking my damn head.
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u/RememberThe5Ds Fully recovered. All he needs now is a double-lung transplant. Nov 29 '22
Next-level batshit crazy.
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u/googlin Nov 28 '22
I'm glad she needlessly suffered from her own stupidity.
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u/AgentEntropy Nov 28 '22
I'm glad she needlessly suffered from
her own stupidity.HOW COMMUNIST DEMONCRATS & IMMIGRANTS TOTALLY RUINED AMERICA!!!ftfy
(we all know that's what you really meant)
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u/BrightPerspective Nov 28 '22
That's something that is frequently overlooked: these people suffer terribly up until medical staff induce a coma...and sometimes, they still aren't convinced it's covid.
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u/Dendritic_Silver Nov 28 '22
She went to rest as Jesus' feet.
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u/EffortAcrobatic1322 Nov 28 '22
Hope he’s standing on her racist neck.
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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Nov 28 '22
Even in heaven she doesn't have enough oxygen to dance with the angels or run like a happy doggy down the streets of gold.
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u/FPOWorld Nov 28 '22
Did Jesus finish her off with an axe kick after ignoring her family’s prayers? 🤔
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u/JeromeBiteman Nov 28 '22
Nothing in the NT Jesus suggests racism, bigotry, American Exceptionalism, hate, or hubris.
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u/dumdodo Nov 29 '22
God's American Exceptionalism is what really gets me.
I'm amazed when I speak to a Fundy Christian who actually believes that the United States is favored by God over other lands. But many do.
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u/maxreddit Dec 09 '22
I thought they were saying that God was punishing the US for allowing gay people to live?
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u/dumdodo Dec 09 '22
That comes up a lot.
The oddball Blue nominee in North Carolina who said that she knew why power was out in North Carolina ma have been involved in creating it (it certainly looks suspicious, based on what she put on Facebook and based on what was reported on the news), but she could be just a weirdo who thinks that God is punishing North Carolina for having a drag show in her town.
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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Nov 28 '22
Slide 5: Tell me you've never actually read the Bible without telling me you've never actually read the Bible...
Won't be shedding a tear for this "lady."
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u/ermghoti Ask your M.D. if suffocating on dead lungs is right for you! Nov 28 '22
Slide 11: ah, yes, I too remember when that didn't happen.
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u/DoomPaDeeDee Nov 28 '22
Even if Jesus were real, I would seriously doubt that someone who spewed so much hate "went to rest as [sic] Jesus's feet".
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u/ColetteThePanda Nov 28 '22
Without kicking up a hornets' nest... is there an easy comeback to the "why were there less psychos shooting up schools in the 50s?"
Lead poisoning hadn't kicked in yet? Post-war boom was sheltering the haves from the have-nots? Better overall education levels? No online echo chambers of conspiracy to fall down?
Also, for all the hateful gibberish they spouted, there is one thing amongst the copypasta I have to side with... the whole "take your mask off when you get to the table" really does seem like health & safety theater, especially now.
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u/tmiw Tickle me ECMO Nov 28 '22
We had a government much more accepting of gun regulations back then. Granted, a lot of that was due to racism.
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u/C3POdreamer Nov 28 '22
AR-15s weren't invented yet. 1956 designed, 1959 in production.
That said, back 1984 Springsteen's Born in the USA album has lyrics in "My Hometown" about the gun violence virca 1968.
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u/ColetteThePanda Nov 28 '22
I'm sure there's also shades of a talking I heard on the commentary track from The Wall a thousand years ago:
"It's not that there's more now, they were ever there... but the news reports about it have sky-rocketed."
I think they were talking about child abuse, but maybe some of that applies to this too?
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u/SeattleResident Nov 28 '22
Handgun ownership. Each decade the amount of handguns purchased has risen. Back in the 40s and 50s rifles and shotguns were still the main firearms purchased for homes. Now that has flipped where 82% of gun owners have a handgun. We harp on the assault rifles but handguns commit most shootings in America and kill the most kids by a significant amount.
So you have millions of little death sticks a person can conceal in their backpack along with a lot more stimuli coming at kids from every direction with the rise of the internet.
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u/witteefool Nov 28 '22
I don’t know about the stimuli and internet bit. Smacks too much of “video games are causing violence.”
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u/ColetteThePanda Nov 28 '22
Video games does seem like an easy target. I don't wanna harp on the old desensitization line. But maybe... there's a bit of disconnection?
As in, the further we get from the last major world wars (or Vietnam & Korea), the more of an abstraction it becomes. Gun violence isn't that thing that messed up your dad or granddad because their buddies got blown away overseas. Gun violence is that thing that happens on XBox, etc.
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u/SaintUlvemann Team Bivalent Booster Nov 28 '22
The bits in the safety theater copypasta about minimizing contact with surfaces also aren't the absolute worst I've ever seen, we've known for some time that surfaces aren't a major covid exposure route at all.
Granted, it's not bad to have less indirect surface-to-surface contact with people, it's not brainwashing, it's just the kind of fastidious where the benefits are small enough as to be easily overshadowed by any poor choices you're making on more-impactful processes: don't spend an hour to save a minute, and all that.
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u/witteefool Nov 28 '22
Also, for a long time we didn’t know that it wasn’t surface contact spread. So it makes sense that that simple precaution was implemented early on.
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u/witteefool Nov 28 '22
Yeah, health and safety theater was absolutely a thing. Which makes it hard to convince skeptics to do things that actually work!
Reminder for everyone to mask up again as people gather for the holidays and spread (1) COVID, (2) the flu, (3) RSV around!
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u/FullNefariousness310 Nov 28 '22
Yes. Other countries also dont have prayers in school and less religiosity. They dont have mass shootings.
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u/MysteriousHat7343 Jaded Covid responder Nov 28 '22
Covid ended up more than treading on her racist ass.
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u/LlamaJacks Nov 28 '22
Lol 😂 okay so she thought the guy from Cash Cab was the real murderer of George Floyd? But Derek Chauvin got arrested is the real story. God damn. I can’t believe some of these people are serious.
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u/Special_Wishbone_812 Nov 28 '22
So Cash Cab dressed up as Chauvin that day, took a bunch of trainees and coworkers out who definitely did not realize it was not Chauvin, killed a guy, and got away with it. This is as close as she would get to admitting George Floyd was murdered. Because a cop wouldn’t do that, a reality tv guy pretending to be a cop with three other actual cops would. She’s not running on all 64 kb.
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Nov 28 '22
What an ignorant hateful woman. Slide 4 did me in. She’s not in Jesus’s arms. Feels like she had a first class ticket to a much warmer clime. I hope every last minute on earth was painful.
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u/C3POdreamer Nov 28 '22
She likely was too sick to even attend the funeral of her daughter. It's an awful thing to bury a daughter or son.
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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Nov 28 '22
That "white privilege" thing in slide 5... pretty much all of those things existed until relatively recently.
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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐆🦩🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 Nov 28 '22
It destroyed her lungs
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then she got a blood infection in her heart
"Mmm . . . Tabasco." --the pet viral 🐹 🐹 🐹
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u/Vuelhering ✨🇺🇸 Let's Go Darwin 🇺🇸✨ Nov 28 '22
sHe diEd Of hEaRT faIluRE AnD sCARrED lUnGs, NoT CovID
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u/DiveCat Follows Bubbles Nov 28 '22
Normally I can find some sympathy at least for family members, but this woman was full of hate and ignorance for anyone other than white, straight Republicans that I can't even muster that. What a vile woman. Oh well, she made her choice to fuck around, and she found out.
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u/Bellacinos Happy unventilated proud sheep 🐑 Nov 28 '22
I really hope she’s not from GA. Would be a shame that she removed herself from the voter rolls before the run off….
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u/Brokenspokes68 From Shitpost to Compost Nov 28 '22
Should have taken her own advice from the last slide.
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u/wsnc13 Nov 28 '22
Another wreck of a human gone. I continue to have zero sympathy for their "suffering."
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u/maireza Nov 28 '22
#5 Why are they so concerned with this? (first image).
Is this not what they are looking for?
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u/Renegade7559 Nov 28 '22
Sister: Not because she was anti vaccine, but because she was scared of leaving the house.
Emmm did you read any of her posts?
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u/HeadTransportation95 Bivalent Cognitive Dissonance 😱💥 Nov 28 '22
This post is the mom, the sister has a different post that is linked in another comment.
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u/yolonomo5eva Nov 28 '22
Remember that song with the refrain, “Whoops, there goes another rubber tree plant?” I keep humming that when I hear rascists and homophobes die. Oh well…
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u/3kidsnomoney--- Nov 28 '22
I feel bad for the daughter who wrote slide 16. Losing a sister and a mom that could have both been prevented by a simple vaccine. She seems to have gotten the common sense in the family.
As an aside, as a bi woman with kids I will never get sick of that 'straight pride, we make babies' meme. My eyes roll so far into my head whenever I see it that they may just stick there one day.
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u/witteefool Nov 28 '22
Absolutely! Cause there’s definitely a shortage of children in need of loving homes… (especially post-COVID, a horrifying number of children lost their primary caregivers.)
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u/Moderatemoderatemod Nov 28 '22
Nothing makes me happier than watching conservative rats turn themselves and their loved ones into statistics
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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Nov 28 '22
"IT WASN'T POLITICAL WITH HER"
Eat a sock.
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u/djheat Nov 28 '22
This is the first time I've seen the conspiracy theory that Derek Chauvin was framed by Ben Bailey from Cash Cab lmao. Also it's cool that that very American list of "What's happening in America? things includes not being able to stand at the "pub" or the "pokies"
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u/Short_Internal5950 J&J One-And-Done Nov 28 '22
First time I've seen that particular one, but the whole "Chauvin is a crisis actor" came out almost immediately. Sickens me. He was an uber-aggressive cop with a history of excessive force that went unaddressed or at least under-addressed and it finally caught up with him. But these ass-hats want to say it's all fiction.
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u/realparkingbrake Nov 29 '22
She was not vaccinated, it was not political with her.
Like hell it wasn't.
Spewed hate over and over, but here comes some anti-vax apologist to claim HCA is too mean to these people.
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u/External_Employ_1365 Nov 28 '22
At least give her credit for standing by Trump until almost very end- (when he chose to get vaccinated.)
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u/FistofanAngryGoddess If I didn't want them shorn, I wouldn't have made them sheep Nov 28 '22
Not an ounce of critical thinking to be seen.
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u/peterissylar Nov 28 '22
"I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day"
lol
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u/Not-A-R0b0t2 Nov 28 '22
I love how they tout long-term neurological diseases from the vaccines- they’ve been out for less than 3 years. How do we have any scientific backing on that? Plus the diseases they mentioned happen randomly and we don’t really know why…
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u/this_kitten_i_knew Nov 28 '22
Isn't this the same poster chronicled in the "Gloria He'll" post?
My eyes glaze over at all the RW propaganda stuff but I recognize the daughter posts.
One daughter was similar to Mom leaning wise and the other one was basically the total opposite and urged people to get vaccinated. There was also a 3rd sister who died of Covid.
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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Nov 28 '22
It is, funny that two of us caught the mother.
DM me for the third sister with info, I'll cover her.
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u/KrampyDoo Crossing the Vent Horizon Nov 28 '22
She doesn’t deserve to be on this rollercoaster from he’ll
She saw a shitload of commercials saying the rollercoaster was scary.
She witnessed a lot of people who rode the rollercoaster, and they confirmed that it was scary.
She went to the amusement park where a lot of people were likely to ride the scary rollercoaster.
She rode the rollercoaster and she screamed her ass off because it is scary. She hated the rollercoaster. People that were riding at the same time all witnessed her screaming during the obviously scary parts, but they noticed how weird it was that she was screaming about how the rollercoaster isn’t scary but also screaming about how much she was looking forward to the ride being over so she can enjoy the rest of the park.
But then a year later…
She went BACK to the amusement park and again rode the scary rollercoaster, so again she screamed her ass off because the rollercoaster was even more scary this time, even though she rode it before and knew it was scary. This time she screamed so much she lost her voice.
Her loved ones feel it’s unfair that she screamed so much she lost her voice after the second time she rode the scary rollercoaster.
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u/Purple-Construction5 Team Pfizer Nov 29 '22
Wait.... she is only 47? she looks alot older than that?
And plus fluid coming out of her nose and mouth.... damn that sounds like some Exorcist possession shit there.... thats horrifying
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u/Special_Wishbone_812 Nov 28 '22
I did not know that Derek Chauvin took the fall for the Cash Cab guy. Wow what a stupid conspiracy to fall for. I mean I sometimes think I’ve seen the most obvious dumb thing and then this Cash Cab one comes along and I realize the bottom is so much deeper than I could ever imagine.
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u/RedTheDopeKing Nov 28 '22
Well hopefully the prayer Warriors step up cause us people she was shitting all over on a regular basis sure don’t give one festering Frenchman’s fuck.
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u/dumdodo Nov 29 '22
David Duke used to head up the NAAWP, which she cited and thought never existed..
I read an interview with him when he was the head of it.
Sounds like her kind of man.
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u/Finetobeu5678 Nov 30 '22
Wow, several awards since I last checked. Idiots (mostly) still dying of Covid. Get your boosters everyone, and flu, and shingrex! Keep your immune system in tip top shape!
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u/Sonny-Moone-8888 Dec 05 '22
America did have all that...it's called history. But that's probably not something they learned in school.
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u/DaBigMotor Vaxx It Now, or Ventilator. Dec 29 '22
Am I the only one commenting on the report that she had so much fluid in her lungs, that it was coming out of her nose and mouth??
Good LORD.
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u/Repeat_Offendher Nov 28 '22
“She loved everyone.”…..except liberals, gay people, democrats, doctors, scientists, the vaccinated, etc.