r/HermanCainAward Nov 28 '22

Update: “Gloria He’ll” made it off the long covid vent, only to end up right back on it a month later. This time, she didn’t recover. Don’t be like Gloria, don’t mock the shot. Awarded

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u/middlingwhiteguy Nov 28 '22

I like how she used her finals few days to promote a far right ticket that'll never happen and bash gay people. Her time was limited and she really demonstrated her kind caring Christian values with that

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u/Pangolin27 Nov 28 '22

But now she’s resting “as Jesus feet.”

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u/lucymx16 ta-ra-ra-boost-e-ay Nov 28 '22

Jesus be tripping over all of those resting as his feet. Fall hazard.

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u/BrokeDancing Nov 28 '22

Right. Jesus is praying for an OSHA official at this point.

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u/DimitriV Nov 28 '22

Unlikely, most of these people as His feet wouldn't work for OSHA, they believe in small government.

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u/erection_specialist Nov 28 '22

they believe in small government

That's just a thing they say. It's not actual reality.

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u/runthruamfersface Nov 28 '22

Yup. Like Mitch McConnell “believes” in small government but has been a senator since the dawn of the jurassic period.

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u/That_Afternoon4064 Nov 29 '22

He’s the common ancestor for the modern turtles we know and love today.

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u/evillordsoth The Last Goatee Alive Nov 29 '22

And also sends tons of pork barrel spending to bumblefucktucky over and above what they pay in any kind of taxes.

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u/DimitriV Nov 28 '22

I know, but mocking them with their own supposed beliefs is fun.

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u/Shady_Garden Go Give One Nov 28 '22

I hope he doesn't break a hip -- he's more than 2,000 years old.

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u/lucymx16 ta-ra-ra-boost-e-ay Nov 28 '22

Bone density is godlike though.

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u/VapoursAndSpleen Nov 29 '22

He's telling her to get off His lawn.

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u/Revenga8 Nov 29 '22

Being trampled down to he'll no doubt. Such a vile woman, I wonder if there was any forgiveness at all for her when she met her maker.

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u/owchippy ☝️💉💪1ShotInTheArm>1BillionPrayerWarriors ♾🙏🥷 Nov 28 '22

Toil on this Earth for an eternal reward in Heaven as a cat, or a footrest.

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u/SnooMemesjellies3456 Team Mix & Match Nov 28 '22

He’s gonna have a he’ll of a time finding shoes that fit new new feet.

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u/DimitriV Nov 28 '22

Body bags?

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u/DiamondplateDave 😷 Mask-Wearing Conformist 😷 Nov 28 '22

"I don't know much about Jesus. Jes' what I been toe'd."

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u/Shady_Garden Go Give One Nov 28 '22

Jesus can heel you!

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u/Shady_Garden Go Give One Nov 28 '22

He can also save your sole from eternal damnation.

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u/FloppyTwatWaffle Team Mix & Match Nov 28 '22

But you gotta toe the line.

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u/Left_Coast_LeslieC Nov 28 '22

I love you smartasses!

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u/motherofpitbulls2 Nov 28 '22

I hope he kicked her in the head.

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u/Silvedl Nov 28 '22

Was she a dog or something? Because usually it is pets that rest at someone’s feet, not people.

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u/Fiz_Giggity Team Bivalent Booster Nov 28 '22

As he wipes them on her, saying "what the hell were you thinking?".

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u/bozeman42_2 Team Moderna Nov 28 '22

*he'll

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u/Emotional_Weekend_32 Nov 28 '22

Does he have bunions now?

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u/DimitriV Nov 28 '22

Based on most HCA winners, more like Funyuns.

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u/Any-Particular-1841 Nov 28 '22

Hope they smell bad.

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u/niftytastic Nov 28 '22

“She put *others in front of herself”

  • Unless they were gay

Well when you get most of your news from sites like welovetrump dot com and trumpnewstrain dot com, you kinda saw this coming.

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u/axalon900 Nov 28 '22

she put others in front of herself

I hear hostage takers do similar

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u/Multrat Nov 28 '22

When we lose people like her the world becomes a better place.

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u/CountRumfordFRS Nov 28 '22

One might even say that one of the powers of darkness trying to destroy America has been destroyed.

(Although, honestly, I wouldn't -- who actually talks like that?)

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u/Emotional_Weekend_32 Nov 28 '22

I hate it when these illiterates write 'In Jesus name.' It should be Jesus' or Jesus's...plural. It's damn embarrassing to hear grown adults wailing and gnashing their teeth about the 'powers of darkness.' They need more brain power, less Bible.

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u/agrandthing Nov 28 '22

"But Jesus already has an s in it!" - these dumbasses

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u/strawberrymacaroni Nov 29 '22

Do you seriously believe any of these people have read any significant portion of the Bible? It’s a 1000+ page book with no pictures.

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u/VapoursAndSpleen Nov 29 '22

If you don't know how to use apostrophes, it's so easy to write "In the name of Jesus." Problem solved.

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u/yolonomo5eva Nov 28 '22

Right? What a legacy.

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u/ejusdemgeneris Nov 28 '22

She truly cared for every one… who is white, straight, and conservative.

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u/PetiteLumiere Nov 28 '22

She always put herself before others! Oh wait…

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u/Bippy73 Nov 28 '22

But now, the no mask is the new “the jab will kill you.” I went to try to eat outside today because I won’t do indoor dining now that we have flu, Covid & RSV all rising right after Thanksgiving weekend gatherings. The community where the restaurant is has all seniors average age 75 or up. It’s 80 degrees here every day so it’s not too cold out lol. . They were no longer serving outside. There were 2 tables where folks took out food and were sitting. All the elderly folks in there eating, no worries. And it’s everywhere. No masks for folks who are not MAGA, They’re Ds. Not a mask in sight. I saw a video of a woman showing all the Christmas decorations in New York. She went into a lot of the stores. I’m talking in Manhattan, 5th and 6th Avenue. Not a mask in sight. Tons of,people indoors, and eating. Folks don’t want to hear about covid anymore.

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u/ghostacrossthestreet Nov 28 '22

I blame this on the CDC and government and the media. The overwhelming message they're sending the public is that the pandemic is over. Get back to normal.

As a result people who still take COVID precautions are treated as irrational. They're told by family and friends to get over it and move on. One guy on Twitter said his wife was advised to divorce him because of his irrational COVID fear.

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u/Bippy73 Nov 28 '22

Agreed. And even on the D side, yes, Walensky pushing vaxx but not a mask. She gets Covid going to that meeting with all these doctors, etc, who the world needs to help us, standing there with no mask. Then, she’s off the grid for how long probably sick as hell. And Biden running around no mask, along with every world leader, going to the summit or whatever. Then, the prime minister I think it was gets Covid, who knows how many others did, shaking hands, on top of each other. What alternate universe do we live in?

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u/Any-Particular-1841 Nov 28 '22

This is what has been happening to me for many months now, at least since the 2nd booster came out. I live alone, but previously spent every weekend with two relatives who live close. I am really being basically bullied by my relatives to start "living life" again. I am tired of explaining myself, tired of being invited to go to indoor restaurants with them when they absolutely know I won't do that. I'm tired of being scoffed at when I won't come to dinner after they have traveled on airplanes and dined in restaurants and gone to large indoor events. I'm constantly told now that I am being "overly cautious". And now, these relatives and friends who were totally for masking and vaccines suddenly are saying "COVID is over". IT'S NOT OVER!!!! The numbers in my state of people dying from COVID, in the hospital with COVID and being treated for COVID (they list both) has been holding steady at the same numbers for months now. Nothing has changed, and now it is winter, and many of those relatives are all flying in from different states for Christmas, and if I don't want to attend, I will be bullied. To say I'm tired and discouraged and scared is a major understatement. Sigh. Rant over.

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u/Bippy73 Nov 28 '22

Yes! It’s like any logic is over. We, too, are the only ones being cautious. And the no indoor dining thing is really an issue. Everyone we know it’s indoors. And even when we eat outside, I don’t think anyone wants to look at our mask while the waiter is standing and breathing on top of us. I know several people who have gotten Covid that way. It is just exhaustingly sad. Another friend is like us and we are the only ones

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u/Any-Particular-1841 Nov 28 '22

Well, at least I know I'm not the only one. :) I am actually the only one left among my friends and family who used to be cautious (the other half are anti-vaxers/anti-maskers). The thing is, I am supposed to respect their decisions, but they have no respect for mine. They have hinted that they are "concerned" as to what my isolation might do to me emotionally, but it is really their constant "nudging" that negatively impacts me. I am fine being alone, and not a lot has changed for me since the pandemic started as far as social interactions (I don't have a lot of money, so really didn't go out to eat or to social events much), so I am better off emotionally than most. My only issue is their now total disrespect for my position and now looking down on me for it. It's crazy.

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u/Bippy73 Nov 28 '22

True. The problem is even the people who used to be really careful are rolling eyes at us for being careful now in a tripledemic. Grrr

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u/fknbtch 🙏 Don't Work But 💉 Do Nov 29 '22

they keep telling me to "live" and i'm still going everywhere i want, doing everything i want, just with a mask on and vaccinated. this weird fantasy that we're not living is such a bizarre right wing talking point.

like, don't worry about me, i'm fine. i'm living my best and healthiest life actually. point that "time to start living" bs at the thousands dead from not masking/vaccinating or still on oxygen w/long covid or hospitalized with RSV now that covid weakened their immune system.

every time i have a coworker or family member who drops their guard, they immediately get it. i may mask forever. i haven't had even a sniffle in 3 years. healthiest i've ever been.

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u/JeromeBiteman Nov 29 '22

I don't try to convince others. I just say "I'm paranoid" and people let me be.

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u/Dawnspark Nov 29 '22

I keep getting shit over it at work, even though my co-workers know myself and my parents are all immunocompromised.

I hate living in a super red state. Can't wait to move.

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u/sitapixie- Nov 29 '22

Immunocompromised here too...not in a red state but I still see so few folks masking outside of Dr appointments or any other appointment in a place considered a medical facility (dentist, optometrist). At least here they still require masks there.

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u/missjeanlouise12 Nov 28 '22

My kids and I were at a holiday market over the weekend and we only saw 4 other people wearing masks during the time we were there. 7 of us total, which is probably less than 10% (and that's a generous estimate)

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u/pyrrhios Nov 28 '22

I think it's more about the Supreme court and law enforcement than anything. We're not allowed to create or uphold any laws that would be effective in requiring responsible measures be taken, so the best option is to spread it around to as many as possible since the ones prevent us from enacting responsible policy are also the ones most adversely affected, which will decrease their ability to force irresponsible and damaging policies in the long run.

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u/sitapixie- Nov 29 '22

Me and spouse are masking and vaccinating..ofc, I'm immunocompromised so really no chance of us not masking.

We still have to explain that no, we will not be showing up for Xmas shindig to my dad-in-law because other inlaw relatives are showing up with their children..they are antivaxxers and their children have no vaccinations..covid or otherwise. This is the fourth time that we've had to explain that we won't show up to events the antivaxxers are at, even outside. It's getting old.

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u/Ammolite-Valkyrie 👪 The family that FA together, FO together Nov 28 '22

"Her miracle is just around the corner (even if she dies)." Remember, everything good is because God loves you. And everything shitty is "don't question his ways".

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u/MightyKrakyn Nov 28 '22

She “went to rest at Jesus’ feet” like a pet or something

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u/SolidworksDoer Team Moderna Nov 28 '22

read that slide again. Evidently, she is now cosplaying "as Jesus' feet." or something. who the fuck knows with these losers.

so, you got a lot of t-giving leftovers to finish up, or what?

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith Rebel Wheeze And Death Rattle Nov 28 '22

God answered her prayers about destroying the powers of darkness trying to harm this country. Her harmful ignorance will no longer be allowed to cause problems. Blessed be.

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u/agrandthing Nov 28 '22

"Everything will be better when we're all DEAD!" - religious people

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u/Kangar Nov 28 '22

"She was a great Mom and truly cared for everyone"

As long as they were Christian, white and straight.

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u/WaldoJeffers65 Nov 28 '22

As long as they were Christian, white and straight.

And Trump supporters

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u/RoguePlanet1 Nov 28 '22

My MIL rages at my white, christian, straight, MAGA relatives too. It's beyond understanding.

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u/kescusay *patriotic choking noises* Nov 28 '22

I'm guessing they're Christian the "wrong" way, or aren't MAGA enough. These people always find ways to tear one another apart if there's no one else handy.

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u/wholewheatscythe Nov 29 '22

Whoa whoa, let’s not be too generous here, I’m pretty sure you would also need to be a certain type of Christian as well.

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u/Ibelieveinphysics 🎵 Rock you like a Herman Cain 🎸 Nov 28 '22

Some people just don't learn. And it really begs the question, how did they survive regular life even before covid? These are the type of people who necessitate warnings on not using hair dryers in the bathtub. That's what I see when I look at them.

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith Rebel Wheeze And Death Rattle Nov 28 '22

People like that never before had any true consequences for choosing to be willfully ignorant. Covid didn’t care and made her a statistic as a warning to others around her.

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u/Boldpoker1085 Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22

“People like her never before had any true consequences for choosing to be willfully ignorant” - This is a true irony of modern society. Modern Medicine has provided such a buffer to things that routinely killed people it has allowed them to become stupid. Add in social media, and people with bad intentions, you have a perfect recipe for mass extinction. All over this sub I’ve seen posts of people who are suddenly infectious disease experts. In the past doctors said, “Take this Vaccine to prevent Polio.” Everyone said, “thank G*d, of course I’ll get the vaccine.” This awardee, like so many others, became an “expert”, and it killed her.

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Team Moderna Nov 28 '22

To be fair to us and to the intelligence of our forbears, the 50s public needed Elvis to get polio vaccinated publicly before they really took to it. Old school influencer!

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u/e2hawkeye Nov 28 '22

I remember someone on this sub saying at the beginning that COVID is the first real challenge in a long time where common everyday stupid can put you in the morgue.

Modern life is largely optimized to prevent death by stupid, but some people will hit that override button all day long.

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u/rock_and_rolo Nov 28 '22

how did they survive regular life even before covid?

The US has had very little problem with infectious disease for 50 years or more. The only major disease has been HIV, and that doesn't spread with casual contact.

We've been free to be stupid with very little consequence.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Nov 28 '22

how did they survive regular life even before covid?

A lot of people worked really hard to straighten the roads and put up guardrails. Building codes that specify GFCI outlets in bathrooms protected her even when she used her hair dryer in the bathtub.

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u/Goldang Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

“See? Because of me, now they have a warning!” — Homer Simpson

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u/powabiatch Nov 28 '22

Nomination: https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/xlheao/gloria_hell_posted_endless_antivax_propaganda_a/

I saw she got posted yesterday, but since our slides are quite different, I’m leaving this up.

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u/Vernerator 💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ Nov 28 '22

She’s officially off the ventilator permanently now.

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u/Richfor3 Nov 28 '22

Check mate Libs! 😂

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u/ErickFTG Quantum Healer Main Nov 28 '22

Truly a miracle.

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u/Lord_Mormont J&J One-And-Done Nov 28 '22

Wow, that was a catalogue of fake news sites, each more ridiculous than the last. Who could have guessed that sites like the Epoch Times, redrightpatriot.com and trumptrainnews.com would publish misleading info like that! (FYI, every president removes every US attorney to install their own; this is not news).

I gave up FB years and years ago so this was a window into how trashy FB has become since I left. Thanks OP!

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u/RandyDinglefart Nov 28 '22

it's so cool sites like epoch times just get to literally murder readers with misinformation and it's apparently legal

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u/adhd-n-to-x Nov 28 '22

"entertainment"... Which is why I feel no remorse enjoying this sub. It's just entertainment, right..

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u/Bridot Nov 28 '22

“Truly cared for everyone” except the people she likely gave Covid to.

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u/painstream Team Moderna Nov 28 '22

And the gays she hated and...

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u/hell2bhbtoo Nov 28 '22

Say nothing but good of the dead

She won't be voting in 2024.

Good.

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u/Goldang Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

She’s dead, but we aren’t.

That’s good.

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Nov 28 '22

"I'll never take the vaccine but Trump deserves all the credit for making it available." Doi

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u/Joealb123 Quantum Jeebus Healer Nov 28 '22

Slide 15, Don't go away mad BIGOT, just go away!

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u/yolonomo5eva Nov 28 '22

Yeah, that one got me. I try to not think ill of the dead - yes, even on this sub- but I uttered a commin epithet when I saw that one.

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u/Joealb123 Quantum Jeebus Healer Nov 28 '22

Me too. I almost typed it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Hilarious that they think trump would but vice president to anyone

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u/painstream Team Moderna Nov 28 '22

I think the bigger hope for them is DeSantis falls in line and brings his voters with him. /facepalm

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u/NeedleworkerTop3497 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

Father in heaven, please destroy those who are killing others in the name of politics and not good science and common sense (checks stat sheet)... Oh wait, never mind, good job.

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u/ryanitlab Nov 28 '22

I just want to live my life!!

and by 'live my life' I mean go to Olive Garden 3 times, then spend the next 21 months fighting for every breath before dying in a hospital bed

Just like the lord intended

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u/Chemical_Growth2373 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22

Step 1: Regains consciousness

Step 2: Proceeds to quickly sharing Drumpf and DeSatan shitpost and straight pride homophobic meme.

Step 3: Proceeds to die.

Alright I'm starting to think these Anti-vaxxers are worshipping the anti-christ or something lol Oh well long covid is a bitch and those pesky reinfections almost always finish off the job.

I also find it amusing how people were just laugh reacting the post that said she didn't deserve to go through this Hell.

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u/sporkinum Team Moderna Nov 28 '22

I swear these people are straight out of a Stephen King novel. It feels at times that we are living in The Stand.

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u/Chemical_Growth2373 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

Yup the parallels between the Pandemic and The Stand are eerie. Stephen King was ahead of his time. I also see similarities between DeSantis and the Dead Zone.

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u/sporkinum Team Moderna Nov 28 '22

Trump is Randall Flagg with charisma that appeals to the dim. Except for Tom Cullen, who is a pure soul. M O O N spells COVID.

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u/Chemical_Growth2373 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

DeSantis is Greg Stillson. Young, political, dangerous and a megalomaniac.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Nov 28 '22

Alright I'm starting to think these Anti-vaxxers are worshipping anti-christs or something

Matthew 24:11

11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

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u/WigginIII Nov 28 '22

The sad thing is, that brief amount of consciousness was probably met with trying to self sooth herself. And she found no better way to bring herself joy and peace, than to promote far right authoritarians and hate/bigotry.

This is how she spent her final moments. This is who she was. This is how she will be remembered.

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u/Donna-D-Dead hydroxybonermectin Nov 28 '22

Not one original thought on any of it, just constantly slamming the "share button". What a shame.

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u/ChelseaVictorious Nov 28 '22

Meh, I'll save my sympathy for someone who isn't a homophobic ass. One less vote and one less voice for hate.

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u/WintersChild79 💉Vax Mercenary💉 Nov 28 '22

They really like that background with the crying emoji for serious posts. The rubber ducky is what really does it for me. I almost feel like the party background is better. At least that one could be an accident.

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u/Emotional_Weekend_32 Nov 28 '22

I hate those gross crying emoji backgrounds. They should be used,if at all, for something like a flat tire, a cancelled night out etc. Not for someone gravely ill and likely to die on a ventilator.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Nov 28 '22

At least they aren't using the party balloon background. That is so bizarre it's almost surreal

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u/Chemical_Growth2373 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

I like the giraffe one lmfao

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u/BroadwayJoeFYVM Team Moderna Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

That's nice - here's my recipe for Korean BBQ-style pork belly.

Take a pound of pork belly, cut into strips about an inch wide and a half-inch thick, and marinate them in a plastic bag in the fridge for at least six hours in a mixture comprised of a cup of Bibigo Korean BBQ Marinade & Sauce, a half-cup of water, and a tablespoon or two of soy sauce. Put the contents of the bag into your Instant Pot (or any other similar multi-cooker) and pressure-cook on low pressure for five minutes. Once the cooking is complete, release the pressure on your cooker and allow it to vent completely before opening. Discard the marinade, and grill the pork belly on a preheated grill pan at high heat for sixty seconds per side. Once cooked, remove the belly from the pan and cut it into inch-long segments. Warm up a half cup of the Bibigo marinade and pour it into a bowl, and toss the belly with it prior to serving. Serve with rice and steamed baby bok choy cabbage.

EDIT: Clarification due to minor inebriation.

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u/DoomRyGuy Nov 28 '22

Social media has really done a number on these people. Over time their cognitive abilities decrease eventually turning them into mindless, posting zombies.

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u/gnurdette The HCAplain Nov 28 '22

As The HCAplain, I heartily endorse the final slide. Father in Heaven, destroy the powers of darkness trying to destroy America in Jesus' name.

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u/munkieshynes Nov 28 '22

I was going to say this too. Too many people trying to destroy us in the name of their god

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u/tejaco Grandpa was in Antifa, but they called it the U.S. Army Nov 28 '22

What a difference a comma can make.

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u/egj2wa Nov 28 '22

Always put others before herself, you know, minus the whole not getting vaccinated against the biggest collective issue the global population has faced in 100 years, but yes, VERY selfless.

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u/vanillabeanlover Nov 28 '22

I truly feel for the healthcare workers who had to care for her. You know they’d take a deep breath whenever walking into her room.

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u/painstream Team Moderna Nov 28 '22

Probably with a "Lord, protect me from your followers" under their breath.

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u/ghostacrossthestreet Nov 28 '22

Slide 7 October 28, 2021: "Emergency Rooms across America being swamped by post-vaccine patients suffering organ failure."

Ah, the irony. She was on the ventilator only three months earlier. Having survived the acute phase of the disease, she went right back to her shit posting.

Little did she know she was a post-COVID patient suffering from organ damage that would cause her remaining days to be full of misery and lead to her demise.

Maybe she took some comfort from the fact that least it wasn't post-vaccine organ damage.

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u/Chemical_Growth2373 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

Eerie isnt it ? The cope was very real with her.

Typical anti science shitposter lol

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u/uncle_chubb_06 Blood Donor 🩸 Nov 28 '22

Slide 5: Vaccines and Solar Power? Not seen that one before.

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u/MattGdr Nov 28 '22

Genius! What will those scientists think up next!

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u/HiyaDogface Nov 28 '22

Tell us again “how Donald Trump and Covid destroyed the Democratic Party”

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u/sekoku Nov 28 '22

Rollercoaster from he'll is flare worthy.

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u/slashingkatie Nov 28 '22

Man, so many right wing clickbait articles. Also in things that didn’t age well, pretty sure Trump doesn’t want DeSantis as a running mate now.

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u/tverofvulcan Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

I like how they don’t want to get the shot, but also want trump to get the credit for it.

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u/Chemical_Growth2373 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

The cognitive dissonance is real lol also didn't you know Trump took the placebo shot hehe

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Nov 28 '22

She's resting at Jesus' feet, because he's using her as a welcome mat to wipe off his shoes.

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u/Kangar Nov 28 '22

*as Jesus' feet

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u/Donna-D-Dead hydroxybonermectin Nov 28 '22

Jesus is like "haven't I suffered enough? and now I'm stuck with these crappy COVID feet"

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u/KenYN Nov 28 '22

It's the miracle her daughter was hoping for!

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u/PackageintheMaleBox Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

You know, I understand mistakes happen; but I'd think I would really make sure the death announcement I left on my parent's social media didn't have any typos.

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u/Ibelieveinphysics 🎵 Rock you like a Herman Cain 🎸 Nov 28 '22

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u/tacosteve100 Nov 28 '22

These people are mentally I’ll.

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u/derelict_wanderer Twitter Antibodies 💉🐤 Nov 28 '22

Slide 4, bottom right. Maury voice: "That was determined to be a lie."

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u/jordanundead Nov 28 '22

I really appreciate who ever laugh reacted at her going back on the vent.

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u/Chemical_Growth2373 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

It was multiple people for it to be the 2nd visible reaction haha

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u/Whiteroses7252012 Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22

Jesus has the worst fan base.

It’s been three years. At this point, so many people have taken the COVID shot that if they were going to drop dead, we’d be looking at a mass extinction event akin to the death of the dinosaurs. So many women have taken the shot that if it affected fertility we’d have seen a massive dip in births worldwide.

I can’t expend any sympathy towards people who would happily kill my elderly grandmother and my preemie son because they think the government is going to track them/ they want to own Dr Fauci.

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u/SpacePoddity Team Mix & Match Nov 28 '22

Now we're being told to "Just wait 10 years!" by the anti-vax crowd (as seen in a long arduous thread concerning the pitiful Sudden Death "documentary"). Used to be "you'll be dead in a month!", then it was adjusted to "those who took the j4b will be dead in a year!", then it was the infamously wrong "October 10th poison activation" deadline, and now here we are. Still alive. But they are right about one thing: we'll all be dead eventually.

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u/Emotional_Weekend_32 Nov 28 '22

I remember the Oct 10 thing. There was some rube on Twitter who was so earnest,sad and convinced, it was hilarious.

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u/Emotional_Weekend_32 Nov 28 '22

I said to some mouth-breathing antivaxxers that if the vaccine kills us all, THEY really are going to have something to worry about. They will have to bury the bodies or die from pestilence, they won't have doctors, nurses or hospitals (as most medical professionals are vaccinated) , there will soon be no one to supply enough food, transport etc. So they better start getting ready if they REALLY believe their own crap and stop their ghoulish gloating.

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u/Chemical_Growth2373 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

This. This comment right here. If I had gold I'd award you! Billions have been vaccinated.

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u/daveshops Nov 28 '22

Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?

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u/FullNefariousness310 Nov 28 '22

No Klandeath Owens? :/

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u/lucymx16 ta-ra-ra-boost-e-ay Nov 28 '22

Posts seem very snowy. 🤔

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u/jerseybert Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 Nov 28 '22

I like how in the first picture you can tell she already has a pre-existing condition.

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u/insurancelawyerbot Nov 28 '22

Oh No!

Anyway...

I'm going to have some leftover Thanksgiving apple pie for lunch. I might eat some for Gloria too. Oh well.

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u/BrokeDancing Nov 28 '22

The hair was a dead giveaway.

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u/Chemical_Growth2373 Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

Lmfao yup

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u/nah_nah_nah_yyy Nov 28 '22

I always skip to the end to make sure they took themselves out of the voting pool. Success!

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u/Old_Gringo Team Mix & Match Nov 28 '22

The powers of darkness are destroying America in the name of Jesus? The power of punctuation more like it. Also very true as written.

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u/magobblie Team Mix & Match Nov 28 '22

She was so brainwashed. It's incredible what has happened to so many Americans. I have people in my life who are so angry and dangerous now. Sometimes death seems like the only way out of the mentality.

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u/iammoen Nov 28 '22

The lack of punctuation on the last slide makes it perfect because it actually highlights the point that people are destroying the country in the name of God.

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u/Less_Cryptographer86 Nov 28 '22

Wait, they can replace your aorta????

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u/powabiatch Nov 28 '22

It’s all the rage

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u/Drexelhand Nov 28 '22

"She was a great mom who cared about everyone."

mmm... except the libs... and gays... and biden... and that that doctor who told people to cover their mouths, wash their hands, and get vaccinated.

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u/Querch Nov 28 '22

Holy shit, this is the third awardee in the past 24 hours! Christmas has come early this year!

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u/Less_Cryptographer86 Nov 28 '22

Wow, this one was really torn between vaccines being dangerous and Trump not getting enough credit for them, lol. Also, I lost IQ points reading her unhinged posts. Knowing a third of the country is this stupid continues to depress me on a daily basis.

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u/Tenth_Element Nov 29 '22

"Biden Makes CRAZY Claim About When USA Will be 100% Vaccinated".

Well when you think about it... if 50% of people get vaccinated, and the other 50% die from Covid. Then technically speaking, 100% of the remaining population will be vaccinated ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/michaelvares Nov 29 '22

Little did the realize the "red wave" was just the blood they were coughing up after their lungs collapsed.

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u/Shady_Garden Go Give One Nov 28 '22

Personally, I hope my eternal reward is to be as Jesus's spleen.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Nov 28 '22

She always put others before herself.

That's not what the evidence presented here suggests.

So much hatred. Sigh.

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u/Ghost_taco Nov 28 '22

Celebrate Straight Pride: You Can Make Gay Babies!

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Nov 28 '22

It’s worked for thousands of years! Those gay babies didn’t come from the fucking stork. 🤷‍♀️

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u/AreThree Nov 29 '22

Not one link to ANY reputable news source. Every single one of those posted is some propaganda or deliberate misinformation with Milli-Vanilli-levels of truthiness.

Now, were her beliefs that way because of these sites or did she seek them out as they echo sentiments she already believed?

As this fetid, putrid mess continues to polarize the nation, I have been struggling with some guilt for my small contributions constructing the fledgling Internet's infrastructure. We should have fought harder for different standards, better protocols, and continued innovations and improvements.

Maybe the human race wasn't ready for this.

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u/Ashie2112 🐑 Sheeple are my kind of people 🐑 Nov 28 '22

Slide 7: whatever happened to all those vaccine patients with organ failure, swamping emergency rooms? 🤔

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u/iamMADARA Nov 28 '22

Looks like my prayer worked, the darkness in the US is being slowly eradicated thanks to Covid … oh, you didn’t think it works this way too? LOL SUCKER.

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u/SmokeyDaReaper Nov 28 '22

She looks like she enjoyed the Karen life.

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u/LittleShrub Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

So touching that her daughter honored her memory with Facebook posts full of grammatical errors. 🥲

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u/Tranqup Nov 28 '22

So, she could have taken a free vaccine and if she still got Covid, would likely have had a much milder case. But no, she let her mind be warped by constant lies. Second time she's in the hospital, the daughter blames Covid - as if there was no way to avoid catching it or hopefully lessening its impact. To the daughter - your mother willingly got on this roller coaster ride to hell. She practically demanded to be let on this roller coaster. It's called FAFO.

I really feel for Jesus, all these idiots littering the ground around his feet.

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u/engion3 Nov 28 '22

Lol u painted over a dead woman's face.

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u/powabiatch Nov 28 '22

Technically she was still alive when i painted

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u/welcometothejuggle Nov 28 '22

“powers of darkness trying to destroy America in Jesus name”

Sounds about right.

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u/Runaway_5 Nov 28 '22

What a waste of fucking resources on this hateful brainwashed moron. Imagine who else we could have helped. Ugh

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u/IntroductionRare9619 Nov 29 '22

I just don't understand these ppl at all. We have looked at many ppl and this woman is no different. Her hair is coloured and styled, she has had excellent dental care. These ppl obviously care for themselves but they cannot seem to wrap their heads around the vaccine being just another way to care for yourself. It is a Corker. And we are really seeing the Covid Death Gap manifesting. So many of them, I am still in shock over this.

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u/flamedarkfire Nov 29 '22

Funnily enough the lack of punctuation in the last pic makes it so much more appropriate. Please do destroy the forces of darkness who are using Jesus’ name to destroy America.

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u/olie25 Nov 29 '22

You know fuck these people I am fully vaccinated because if I get covid again it will kill me. I have fibrosis masses in my lungs and in early 2020 I caught covid and it made my breathing very labored and that has never really gone away. So now I sleep with oxygen and have to get my lungs scraped out and a biopsy done but I’ve been told that nothing can really be done. It took awhile to get a PA to understand what I was going through cause it’s difficult to see an actual doctor at my local VA hospital because of covid. The people that refuse to get vaccinated have pushed many health care providers out of everything medical so I and too many others suffer longer. So fuck theses people. I’m not even 50 and I was already disabled from my military service but I will die much younger than I could have and people like these make the world actively more dangerous for so many of us. It’s fucking infuriating.

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u/jonjonesjohnson Team Mix & Match Nov 28 '22

It's been almost 3 years and I still haven't learned to give a fuck about morons who know everything better until it's showtime

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u/bopbop_nature-lover HCW - Verified Nov 28 '22

Isn't the structure of the sentence on slide #19 a bit awkward? I read it as: the powers of darkness are trying to destroy America in Jesus' name and Dad in heaven should take them out.

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith Rebel Wheeze And Death Rattle Nov 28 '22

And he did with her totally unexpected passing.

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u/spinozasrobot Nov 28 '22

"We all know her miracle is right around the corner"

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u/JustSteph80 Nov 28 '22

"pray for peace" Well, she's not posting hateful, unscientific crap anymore, does that count?

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u/talino2321 Nov 28 '22

Can't say I'm shocked. But it was god's will that she suffered and died for her sins.

And slide 11? WTF does that have to do with COVID and why are a bunch of crackpot 'doctors' even talking about anything but the horse paste they are peddling.

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u/Dashi90 RT is done with Anti-Vax BS (verified) Nov 28 '22

Least she got her wish from the last slide: her god destroyed a power of darkness trying to destroy America.

Noone told her that that power was her.

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u/AdAcademic4290 Nov 28 '22

The anti LGBTQ image..the bride looks like she's about to shout for rescue from her true love, the maid of honour!

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u/Rogue_Vaper Nov 28 '22

I take comfort knowing she suffered greatly as her miserable existence extinguished.

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u/peterissylar Nov 28 '22

"She doesn't deserve to be on this roller coaster from he'll" - First of all it is HELL and yes she does deserve to be on that Hernan Cain Roller Coaster!! lol

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u/Milkthiev Nov 29 '22

I know it's a lot to ask for reason but she went from saying hell no to vaccines to Biden stealing Trump's thunder creating the vaccine.

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u/braxistExtremist Nov 29 '22

Father in heaven destroy the powers of darkness trying to destroy America in Jesus name

Without any punctuation that phrase is actually very accurate. All those a hardcore right-wing evangelicals who seem hell-bent on destroying democracy and instituting dystopian misery for anyone who doesn't fit into their very narrow band of approved people/lifestyle. And all "in Jesus' name".

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u/0604050606 Nov 29 '22

All she had to do is get the frickin vaccine

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u/microvo Nov 29 '22

Cognitive Dissonance. a simple vaccine stick compared to vents and tubes monitors and IVs tying her down in a hospital bed and losing her life - wtf?

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u/fragbert66 Team Moderna Nov 29 '22

All those snippets talking about "This person was vaccinated and STILL tested positive for COVID!"

Missing is the part detailing how sick they actually were. I'm vaxxed and double-boosted, and I caught COVID too. I felt like shit for about six days. Spent it on the couch, complaining the entire time about my lack of quality choices on streaming services.

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u/Nevvie Team Pfizer Nov 28 '22

…letting all of you mom’s friends know that she went to rest as Jesus’s feet

I found this funnier than it has every right to be rofl

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u/davechri Nov 28 '22

Up until that “straight pride” post I thought I was just looking at an idiot. Now I know that I’m looking at a goddamned bigot. Fuck her.

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u/urbnmediumz I’m doing great. Just in Respiratory Failure Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22

If only we can “Batman Slap” these people so they can come to their senses! POW! Nonetheless, their choices have consequences…

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u/Calkky Nov 28 '22

The final side about "powers of darkness" is hilarious because I think it's missing a comma. At least for it to mean what they think it means.

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u/PetiteLumiere Nov 28 '22

You know what else has existed for 1,000s of years. People sleeping with the same sex!

Also, her miracle was the vaccine and she decided not to get it!

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u/Ragnarok_MS Nov 28 '22

And another one gone. And another one gone…

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u/imbarbdwyer Nov 28 '22

That last slide got me. “Trying to destroy America in Jesus’ name…” just about sums it all up.

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u/3rdtimeischarmy Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

I will never understand how people can pray to go God to get out of this, and not think that the almost 10 different Vaccines are god answering prayers.

edit: go to God

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u/ATX_native Nov 28 '22

Imagine being so stupid that you think the Pfizer MRNA vaccine could “shed virus” and infect the receiver.

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u/Jim_Macdonald Bet you won't share! Nov 28 '22

Heck of a thing when the most legitimate source you quote is The Epoch Times.

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