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Daily Vent Thread r/HermanCainAward Daily Vent Thread - October 01, 2022

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r/HermanCainAward 4d ago Gold

Tales from the Crypt Schadenfreude? A Retrospective; Part 4 - Links to Parts 1-3 in Comments

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r/HermanCainAward 5h ago

Nominated "Gannet" started the pandemic taking precautions due to pre-existing health concerns. It didn't take him long to fall down the anti-vax rabbit hole though, and he recently ended up hospitalized with Covid. (Repost with missed redactions.)

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r/HermanCainAward 1d ago

Daily Vent Thread r/HermanCainAward Daily Vent Thread - September 30, 2022

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r/HermanCainAward 1d ago Silver

Meta / Other If tweets could kill..., and they do! - The Zuby Tweets Compilation.

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r/HermanCainAward 2d ago Today I Learned Bless Up Narwhal Salute

Meta / Other Fuck your list Herman. After working with hundreds of positive patients for the past few years at a critical access hospital it finally caught up to me. Good thing I got my shots and boosters. Minor aches and a forced vacation.

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r/HermanCainAward 2d ago Updoot

Nominated Gull caught Covid sometime between May and October 2021. Despite spending a month in the ICU and being intubated for 17 days last year, he's still anti-vax and has posted an large number of conspiracy theories in just the last three months. Now Covid has paid him another visit.

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r/HermanCainAward 2d ago

Grrrrrrrr. Rapper Coolio has sadly passed away tonight due to cardiac arrest, but that hasn't stopped the QAnon of Twitter to blame it on the vaxxine

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r/HermanCainAward 2d ago

Awarded Rocky (60+) went into the "media driven panic" social distancing (reduced lung capacity & effed up immune system). His number came up this summer, then he started coughing. He had six last weeks of Covid. His doctors, faith, & extended friend circle sustained him through the end.

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r/HermanCainAward 2d ago

Daily Vent Thread r/HermanCainAward Daily Vent Thread - September 29, 2022

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r/HermanCainAward 3d ago

Lifetime Achievement Nominee Double Whammy: this COVID denying president of Tanzania died from COVID nine months before meme was posted by a guy who died later from COVID!

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r/HermanCainAward 3d ago Wearing is Caring

Awarded "Did you know that... 2300 years ago, long before Islam, Arabs discovered that forcing people to cover their nose and mouths broke their will and individuality and depersonalized them." I didn't know that. And in fact I still don't - The padlocked mask compilation

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r/HermanCainAward 3d ago

Nominated While "Cormorant" was not an extremely prolific conspiracy poster, his relative "Penguin" egged on his anti-vax FaceBook posts in 2021. In May this year he stopped using Facebook altogether. Yesterday his cousin announced that he's hospitalized with Covid.

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r/HermanCainAward 3d ago

Tales from the Crypt [Tales from the Crypt] MeWe Man wanted freedom from vaxes, over blown coverage, suppression of horse paste, general media censorship, and fact checkers. Taxes are no longer inevitable.

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r/HermanCainAward 3d ago

Daily Vent Thread r/HermanCainAward Daily Vent Thread - September 28, 2022

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r/HermanCainAward 4d ago

Nominated Let's kick into second gear for the week with a trip from Tontoes to Gobelet. Gobelet is a conservative, Trump lover, and anti-vaxxer. Delta was taunted and helped Gobelet land in the hospital where she has a "nice visit". Was the lesson learned? Find out on slide 11.

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r/HermanCainAward 4d ago

Lifetime Achievement Nominee Let's start the week slowly with Tontoes, who is conservative, Trump Lover and a staunch anti-vaxxer. Despite all of her memes and shitposting for the past two years, she caught covid and now is part of a covid support group. Let's proceed and discover what her opinion on the vaccine is as of 03/22.

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r/HermanCainAward 4d ago

Lifetime Achievement Award Story of my next-door neighbor who threw pool parties during lockdown, and almost won the HCA

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(Note: I don’t know of her socials, if she even has any. I’ve got enough to tell to make up for it tho.)

Meet my next-door neighbor, “Poolie”. An elderly aged woman who is a staunch Republican courthouse employee, a Trump voter, and as her nickname applies, owns a pool where obnoxious screaming crotch goblins run rampant like Covid itself. Poolie, as expected, believed that “Covid is a bio-weapon created by the Chinese!” and other baseless conspiracy theories perpetuated by Fox and Friends in her own words. During lockdown, she never socially distanced herself or wore masks near her eardrum piercing party guests, and the vaccine wasn’t around quite yet.
Draining the swamp: Of course, no nasty jab from Dr. Fraudcci will ever get her to care, so Covid decided to give Poolie some immunity, personally. The parties finally stopped for awhile, at last, no more horrific shrilling of tiny children damaging my sensitive ears…Why? Poolie‘s health had gone south, what we first thought to be a mild case of pneumonia. Then, it gradually worsened to one fateful night, where she was transported by Ambulance to the hospital for catching Covid. Oh, the sinister smirk streaking across my face as she also caught a terminal case of Karma.

(Almost) Deadpool: Her family kept in touch with the neighborhood, reporting on her deteriorating condition as it only worsened every week or so. The news broke out that she was intubated, and the difference between life and death fell into the plug of life support. Luckily for Poolie, her family refused to pull, and kept her alive to annoy us all with more pool parties of her screaming crotch goblins. In short, don’t do parties during global Heath crises, kids!


r/HermanCainAward 4d ago

Daily Vent Thread r/HermanCainAward Daily Vent Thread - September 27, 2022

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r/HermanCainAward 5d ago hehehehe

Awarded He who lives by the fear dies by the fear. Or the Covid. The timeline of C'spcy Carl (HCA Aug 2021, age 54) is hidden from view, but is reconstructed from his spouse and sister's timelines.

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r/HermanCainAward 5d ago

Meme / Shitpost (Sundays) MONIKA WISNIEWSKA CORRECTED. BEST QUOTE IN RECENT TIMES!!!

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r/HermanCainAward 5d ago To The Stars

Meme / Shitpost (Sundays) Denial of science will be the death of them

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r/HermanCainAward 5d ago Narwhal Salute Take My Energy

Meme / Shitpost (Sundays) [flashback] THE HCA FLOWCHART • I wish this was my work, salute to the OP

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r/HermanCainAward 5d ago

Meme / Shitpost (Sundays) WHOA_OH! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER! (well, maybe not so much on the "living" part)

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r/HermanCainAward 5d ago

Meme / Shitpost (Sundays) Got goatee?

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r/HermanCainAward 5d ago

Daily Vent Thread r/HermanCainAward Daily Vent Thread - September 26, 2022

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r/HermanCainAward 5d ago

Meme / Shitpost (Sundays) Buyin' milk and bread, bein' awesome

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