r/HermanCainAward 1d ago

Awarded Update: “Gloria He’ll” made it off the long covid vent, only to end up right back on it a month later. This time, she didn’t recover. Don’t be like Gloria, don’t mock the shot.

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r/HermanCainAward 1d ago

Awarded Ununennium, Oganesson's mom adored Trump and God. She was deeply racist and didn't like Demoncrats. After a lot of shitposting, Covid caught up to her, leading to a year of suffering piror to receiving her award.

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r/HermanCainAward 14d ago Helpful Gold

Awarded Litter, nominee from 2021, really loved Trump and God. After not following public health recommendations, Delta found him and following his previous nomination status, enabled him to win his award. Let's discover this story.

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r/HermanCainAward 1d ago

Awarded Oganesson, previous nominee from 2021, loved god, didn't like socialism or questioning the way History could be revised. She didn't fear the coronavirus which got offended, enabling her to claim her award.

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r/HermanCainAward 7d ago

Awarded Tungsten, nominee from 2021, didn't want to be coerced to take the jab. Delta didn't care and enabled her to gain her angel wings, resulting in receiving this award.

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r/HermanCainAward 25d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Awarded Repost with missed redaction. "Pigeon" claimed her award on October 31. Facebook scrubbed by family, link to nomination in comments.

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r/HermanCainAward Oct 02 '22 Silver

Awarded Killing in the name of ...

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r/HermanCainAward 2h ago

Awarded Antivax Golfer now in search of greener pastures.

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r/HermanCainAward Oct 28 '22 Take My Energy Ally Take My Power Wholesome

Awarded BLUE is angry at her beloved HCA winner and is venting on FB. Family and friends commiserate about the cult of disinformation and the loved ones it has taken. RED was a great guy until he fell under this evil influence. (So many redactions, so many attempts to get it right)

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r/HermanCainAward Oct 15 '22

Awarded Update: “Slob Zombie” has taken his next step towards becoming a real zombie. Avoid his fate, get the booster.

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r/HermanCainAward Oct 23 '22 Wholesome

Awarded all opposed say neigh

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r/HermanCainAward Sep 09 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome

Awarded UPDATE: today "Finch" got his award after a short stay in hospital.

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r/HermanCainAward Sep 07 '22 Silver Platinum Helpful Wholesome Wearing is Caring I'll Drink to That

Awarded Blue will be nice to you if you’re nice to him, unless you’re trans, a Democrat, or suggest that he get the vaccine. He earned his award last night.

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r/HermanCainAward Sep 05 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Table Slap Hermie

Awarded Kentucky Blue was a pharmacist who hated lockdowns and loved to share #jokes about covid. Turns out covid is no joke, and he collected his award last night.

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r/HermanCainAward Sep 06 '22 Helpful I'll Drink to That

Awarded Florida Orange thought democrats were the real virus, but that didn't stop covid from handing him his award.

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r/HermanCainAward Oct 06 '22

Awarded "Warbler" didn't post a huge amount of Covid misinformation, but she was gullible for conspiracy theories and clear about not getting the vaccine. After getting Covid in late August, she died on September 30.

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r/HermanCainAward Oct 06 '22 Helpful Rocket Like Bless Up (Pro)

Awarded "I don't feel like myself anymore dealing with such a horrible situation and it hurts more knowing she'll never see me grow up." - A compilation of people holding their loved ones in a hospital bed - Part 3.

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r/HermanCainAward Sep 16 '22 Helpful

Awarded Branlo, nominee from 2021, loved Trump, God, wrestling and riding. He thought Covid was all a scam, and communism. Delta got offended, paid him a visit to correct the situation, enabling him to receive his award.

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r/HermanCainAward Sep 12 '22 Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Silver

Awarded Update on PeteTheCat from AZ, another "devout Christian", Trump and God lover. He didn't claim ownership of Covid, but Covid just claimed ownership of him. He is now able to receive his award.

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r/HermanCainAward Sep 01 '22 Silver Helpful All-Seeing Upvote

Awarded Georgia Bulldog was sick and tired of the government telling him how to live with covid, so instead of living with covid he said "the hell with the government" and claimed his Award today.

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r/HermanCainAward Sep 19 '22

Awarded From VariantDouble to Tripla. Tripla was a "Fervent Christian", loved Trump and God. She chose faith over fear and didn't want to take precauctions against Covid. Delta got offended and enabled her to receive her award.

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r/HermanCainAward Sep 09 '22

Awarded Greenpipe, nominee from 2021, loved horses, Trump and God. Nobody was going to tell her what to do, and especially not about the vaccine. Delta didn't care what her opinion was, enabling her to receive her award.

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r/HermanCainAward Sep 20 '22

Awarded Loana, another typical elderly Floridian loved Trump and God. Covid was overblown and where was the common cold? Delta got offended by those comments and enabled her to receive her award.

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r/HermanCainAward Sep 16 '22

Awarded Immunocompromised from a young age, HCA Awardee KISS me Kate chose a life as a certified health care worker. Apparently retired for health reasons in the Before Times, she took to mocking masks that apparently limited our freedoms in the time of the China Virus.

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r/HermanCainAward Sep 27 '22 Wearing is Caring

Awarded "Did you know that... 2300 years ago, long before Islam, Arabs discovered that forcing people to cover their nose and mouths broke their will and individuality and depersonalized them." I didn't know that. And in fact I still don't - The padlocked mask compilation

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