Lifetime Achievement Nominee Let's discover of story of "SonBama", and associated family members. After not getting vaccinated and catching Covid, where will the story lead?
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Recent studies suggest that vaccines may reduce the risk of developing long covid by 30-50%. Maybe if Red had believed in science, she might not be experiencing constant headaches, laryngitis, and fatigue.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee "Pyrrhuloxia" wasn't going to let anyone stick that needle in her arm - her body, her choice. She got Covid in August and is now back in the hospital, sick again.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Anti-vaxxer "Puffin" swore it wasn't Covid that gave her pneumonia in August, but she was back in hospital last week with ongoing problems, then on to rehab. Puffin is peeved that she didn't get to vote.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Let's discover the story of "Gnagnagna". After not being vaxxed and catching covid twice, what could have happened?
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Latter Day Red enjoys detoxing juices, but not vaccinations, enabling her Lifetime Achievement Nomination
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Update on Secret: After dismissing Covid, she caught it twice. The second time was the charm. Despite her search for "Mint" and the advice of tumeric power, it didn't help and she is now suffering long covid symptoms.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee The sad short tale of "Emu". In 2021 she described herself as a freedom fighter with an immune system. In 2022, she's just happy that her feathers aren't coming out by the beak full any more.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Evangelical Pink works in home health care (for the elderly) & an MLM in Alabama, enabling her fourth bout with Covid.
Her brother had significant mental and physical disabilities since birth and was in a nursing home pre-Covid.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Trump fan "Gnatcatcher" shared all the usual copypasta with her large clan of anti-vax relatives. She had pre-existing lung problems and was anti-vax (for humans) long before the pandemic. Now she's lost nearly a year of her life to Covid after getting sick in December 2021.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee McQueen is deeply conservatives and adores Trump. She despises Demoncrats and libelols, is also very deeply antivax, to the point of writing to the CDC. After not following the recommendations, she caught covid and is now a long covid hauler enabling her to win her Lifetime Achievement Nomination.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Having eight months of Covid long haul problems hasn't convinced "Cockatoo" to get vaccinated. He's sticking to his guns, leaky gut be damned.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee "Hoopoe" is an Afrikaner living in New Zealand who has a lot of pre-existing health problems. He shared Covid conspiracy posts in a FaceBook group and claims to have gotten Covid in the hospital after being taken there for pneumonia. He's been there since June and will be needing rehab.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Odessa Latina refused the vaccine. She has loads of people who love her and are praying for her. They've been praying off and on for months.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Long Haulin’ Green returned briefly to Twitter because of Elon, enabling his lifetime achievement nomination
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Florida Surgeon General is going to exponentially increase the rate of nominees in the state after this majestic pseudoscientific work of art.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Crypto Christian Grandma Green almost embraced science. But her inner MAGA led her astray. (Highlighted for the TL:DR crowd)
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Here comes Scribble, conservative and Trump loving. She stated that the vaccine is bad and there is a cure, has "interesting friends". Omicron just paid her a visit enabling her to receive her lifetime achievement nomination.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Double Whammy: this COVID denying president of Tanzania died from COVID nine months before meme was posted by a guy who died later from COVID!
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Ohio long-hauler "Kildeer" never met a conspiracy theory he didn't want to post, and he was proud of being charged for not wearing a mask in 2020. He then found out that "Covid is no joke" in December 2021, ending up in the ICU. He now blames Remdesivir for his ongoing health problems.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Mad Red MAGA ceaselessly retweets antivax rhetoric, enabling her Lifetime Achievement Nomination
Note: most of these are from the last 24 hours.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Let's start the week slowly with Tontoes, who is conservative, Trump Lover and a staunch anti-vaxxer. Despite all of her memes and shitposting for the past two years, she caught covid and now is part of a covid support group. Let's proceed and discover what her opinion on the vaccine is as of 03/22.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee Update on "Orangino", who got sick on December 8 2021 and was still in a nursing home for rehab in mid-August this year. There is no sign that he's home yet. His daughter gives updates and seems to be anti-vax despite seeing what her father has gone through. Link to original in comments.
Lifetime Achievement Nominee PeteTheCat from AZ is another "devout Christian", loves Trump and God. In a relationship with a brain cancer partner, the vaccine should have been a priority but he decided to go the road of not claiming ownership of "diseases". Let's go ahead and discover how that went for him.