r/HolUp 26d ago

Happier cows Shitpost - Removed

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u/Fish_Fucker69 26d ago

Simple Rick's

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u/Pestilence_sniffer 26d ago

So your the Fish_Fucker69 I've heard so much about

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u/Soddington 26d ago

69th of the mighty Fish Fucker clan.

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u/Slit23 26d ago

@fish_fucker69 the man fucks alot of fish

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u/Outlaw300 26d ago

Sir fucks-fish-a-lot

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u/YouPulledMeBackIn 26d ago

I heard he made a young perch do Bass to Mouth.

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u/DrManhattan_DDM 26d ago

I thought it was ass to trout

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u/YouPulledMeBackIn 26d ago

No, no, see, it's being exaggerated again!

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u/CanadianMan34 26d ago

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u/Slit23 26d ago

u/fishfucker69

That’s right idk why I thought using @ ..

Come here fish fucker we got a fish for ya to fuck

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u/Darth_Dronus 25d ago

Legend says he turned a pufferfish into a sperm balloon

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u/TimeZarg 26d ago

Nah, he's the 69th Fish Fucker, latest in a long line that extends back over 2000 years.

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u/Lister0fSmeg 26d ago

But there can only be one at a time, like Highlander.

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u/Botwink808 26d ago

I wanna be in fish fucker clan. I have fish waifus.

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u/Soup-Wizard 26d ago

Like from the Lonely Island song!

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u/DrManhattan_DDM 26d ago

Only missing some chicken strips

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u/Sexy_Squid89 26d ago

I hope he doesn't like squid

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u/Green_StrangeFruit 26d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLqAFIMgpIU

"Shattering the grand illoosion"

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u/MakeMineMarvel_ 26d ago

Man I love that haha

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u/The_Lolbster 26d ago

That shit would sell better than cocaine.

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u/Heavenfall 26d ago

I think this is the darkest humor in Rick and Morty by far. There are other dark parts that just aren't humorous, like Rick buildind a suicide machine for himself but getting so drunk he rolls out of it by mistake. However this whole plot comes so perfectly full circle. Even if you stand up to the awfulness of the machine and rebel against it, the machine just takes that and incorporates it into the next iteration. It is literally inescapable, and if you think you made it you're just living another illusion.

Reminds me of that Black Mirror episode where everyone lives only to consume social media. One guy realizes the futility of trying to become popular in a vapid world and takes action against the system. The system then promotes him as some kind of conspiracy theory channel and he gets super famous, and he sells out because he just wanted to be living the good life. He gets to rant all day and nothing changed.

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u/Green_StrangeFruit 26d ago

That’s exactly the black mirror episode I was thinking of when I read your first paragraph. The system being highly adaptive is pretty unnerving, it’s not some 80s movie where one big story by a rouge journalist toppled corruption. Fun.

I agree though it’s definitely up there as far as dark ones go. Watching morty lose his “save” with the full relationship he had or planetina were sad moments but probably not as dark. Maybe the implications of the planetina one for being an extremist to try to save the planet. Idk

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u/Mindless_Peach 26d ago

Ill -mooo-sion.

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u/IonlyFollowDumIdiots 26d ago

Die

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u/alphaDsony 26d ago

That escalated quickly

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u/JIZZASAURUS 26d ago

Makes me think of a Gears of War with cows. Cows of War. CoW.

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u/xdeltax97 26d ago

Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion. Come home to simple ricks!

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u/SeaGroomer 26d ago

That sounds so much worse than they meant it to.

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u/xdeltax97 26d ago

Yea lol, seems on par for Rick and Morty.

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u/TPJos 25d ago

"Come hoooome, to simple rick's"

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u/pureextc 26d ago

Classic.

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u/DrTwatSwatter 26d ago

Who was the narrator in that bit? The voice sounded familiar?

Sounds almost like the guy who did the Whataburger commercial voice overs.

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u/TyJaWo 26d ago

It was Jeff Davis doing an impression of Sam Elliot.

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u/Green_StrangeFruit 26d ago

I’m not sure actually, I’m the first time I heard it it sounded like Sam Elliot lol but it is super familiar. Maybe they just got someone from a Chevy commercial lol

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u/multiplechrometabs 26d ago

damn I need one rn

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u/Green_StrangeFruit 26d ago

Same :/ hang in there mate

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u/Smiles_brown 25d ago

Well that sounds like slavery with extra steps

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u/cowboyfromhell324 26d ago

That's gotta be annoying when they put their head down to eat grass they see but isn't there

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u/ReStartSelect 26d ago

Right? These cows are eating dirt all the time......"this grass really tastes like shit, huh?"

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u/MoGovernmentCheese 26d ago

Wow you thought stealer... First thing came to mind was that

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u/Abominatus674 26d ago

I’d assume the headsets aren’t a permanent thing, probably just when milking. VR headsets are expensive after all.

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u/Already_Taken6942069 26d ago

Can't wait till some other cow comes and holds one of them hostage lol

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u/ronniejr02 26d ago

100% came here to say this exact thing. Well played

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u/Legion_Paradise 26d ago

How tf are you so famous yet only have 100k karma. Dafuq

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u/Fish_Fucker69 25d ago

It's the followers, man.

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u/Legion_Paradise 25d ago

Reddit is a beautiful place

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u/TheFlyingBoxcar 26d ago

Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion. Come home

To Simple Rick’s

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u/sameGuy_NewGUI 26d ago

Also the pig in "Observer"

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u/Hust91 26d ago

I mean if the alternative is to be crammed in a way too small building while being raped on a yearly basis so they can milk me I think I'll take the headset.

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u/dickdastardaddy 25d ago

Now literally the cows are in the grid

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u/NoahTDDG 25d ago

Let’s mooove back to a simpler time

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u/holdthecornsyrup 16d ago

Cant wait for the Freedom Wafer equivalent

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u/Dead_Ass_Head_Ass 26d ago

"I think it’s helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind [burp] we value in the animals we eat, but not something I want for myself. I’m not a cow. I’m a pickle – when I feel like it. So… you asked"