Happier cows

[u/anglomike]

[u/r_e_c_e_d_i_n_g]

PornHub had the same idea, apparently.

[u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz → u/r_e_c_e_d_i_n_g]

Wrong milk!!!

[u/throwawayssxs → u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz]

oh stepcow

[u/Scarbane → u/throwawayssxs]

I mean, er, step-ladder.

^{hint: search for "codi vore step-ladder" on PH}

[u/KRX189 → u/Scarbane]

Vore doesn't end well

[u/LemmePeeInThatBooty → u/Scarbane]

Bless you, benevolent stranger. This is a fucking masterpiece. A real force du jour.

The opening script is making for some very hilarious masturbation as I laugh at how corny but relevant it is, and yet, succumb to my deep, dark urge to watch this top-heavy young lady engaging in the forbidden dance with her degenerate of an inanimate object.

[u/AntisocialNyx → u/LemmePeeInThatBooty]

What the hel did I just read?

[u/hyperproliferative → u/throwawayssxs]

How has this not been gilded

[u/No-Patient → u/hyperproliferative]

I'm poor cheap but I gave

[u/Morktorknak → u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz]

Semen is another kind of milk

[u/Micosilver → u/Morktorknak]

Beef milk

[u/[deleted] → u/Micosilver]

squeezed through tiny holes in living penises

[u/fingerthato → u/Morktorknak]

Fyi Milk is actually filtered blood.

[u/IllBeBack → u/fingerthato]

Unsubscribe

[u/South-Builder6237 → u/Morktorknak]

Sir, for the fifth time, we don't have that option here at Starbucks.

[u/Sad-Wafer9690 → u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz]

Thanks I won't be drinking milk in at least two months to just clear that image out of my head

[u/stiggiebird → u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz]

Wrong teats.

[u/yourfreekindad → u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz]

rigth milk

[u/JakeAndAI → u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz]

r/blursed_milk

[u/spongeboy1985 → u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz]

Never heard of hucows?

[u/proallnighter → u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz]

That explains the throbbing