r/HolUp 26d ago

Happier cows Shitpost - Removed

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u/song4this 26d ago

Vodka was involved in coming up with this idea...

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u/Faglerwagen 26d ago

That, and having too much empathy for a career in the food industry

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u/taka8fu 26d ago

Well it makes the meat tastier.

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u/airhornthagod 26d ago

Yea if they had empathy they’d be switching careers to fighting factory farming not putting VR headsets on cows.

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u/shit-on-the-people 26d ago

Is fighting factory farming a career?

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u/airhornthagod 26d ago

How the fuck should I know? I sell Automation software.

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u/ly41io 26d ago

Nice lol

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u/klinch3R 26d ago

What kind of automation software?

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u/motolabjed 26d ago

The kind that automates factory farming.

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u/airhornthagod 26d ago

It could potentially be used for that, it’s mostly used to reduce wastewater in bev and to increase the efficiency of municipal wastewater plants. Can be used for a lot of different applications.

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u/deathtolamps 26d ago

Sold! Give me one software please.

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u/cantthinkuse 24d ago

this thread is like an old simpsons bit

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u/NDarwin00 26d ago

To automate factory farming

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u/F3770 26d ago

So you nothing about this and just wanted to scream online?

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u/airhornthagod 26d ago

What gave you the impression that I’m screaming?

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u/wbbartsch 26d ago

Hey calm down, buddy. Lower your voice

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u/Slit23 26d ago

I endorse the VR headsets on cows. If you can’t provide it then atleast trick them into thinking they live in a nice environment

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u/Diesel_Fixer 26d ago

Well, at least one day a week usually 3 or more, we just don't eat meat with our meals. It's not a career but I feel, better about myself, and like I'm setting a good example.

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u/riverblue9011 26d ago

And veg is cheap, use the money saved to get some better quality meat from the butcher's that's better sourced on the nights you do have meat.

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u/cary730 26d ago

Yeah I wish meat wasn't so heavily subsidized

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u/candidenamel 26d ago

Not trying to be an asshole, but I am so tired of hearing this shit. Meat isn't essential, if you cut it out entirely you wouldn't die. And, if you cut it out for at least three months, the bacteria causing the craving in your intestines would die too, then you wouldn't even find it remotely appealing.

It's like hearing people talk about how they only do heroine a couple times a week.

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u/tadsafi 26d ago

Do 7 days a week and then we'll talk

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u/Slit23 26d ago

I too do things to make myself feel like a good person

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u/BidenWontMoveLeft 26d ago

Absolutely. It's a fucked up industry that not only exploits animals for no reason, but one of the largest polluters and contributors to climate change in the world. Corey Booker is a politician making a career of it.

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u/sourpick69 26d ago

You can start a business or work for one that makes plant based or lab grown Meat alternatives, and that indirectly fights factory farming by giving people alternatives. Or you can be a local farmer while simultaneously being a really vocal activist about buying locally

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u/DamianWinters 26d ago

It is if you sell alternative products.

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u/raddits 26d ago

Only if you got rich parents and a trust fund

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u/eyaf20 26d ago

Advocate for cultured meat tech!

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u/defib_rillator 26d ago

Fighting factory farming doesn’t feed a planet big man

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u/MasterKongQiu 26d ago

Do you realize how fucking inefficient it is to raise crops that we then feed to animals that we then eat? It takes like 3 pounds of grain to produce a single pound of beef. Not to mention the additional water/time that’s wasted. It’s orders of magnitude more efficient to grow crops that we just eat or process and then eat.

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u/NDarwin00 26d ago

I will start by stating that I am a vegetarian. My reasons are irrevelant.

BUT!!!

1 pound of been is much more nutrient dense than 3 pounds of grain. 98% of cow water consumption comes from rain water. Look up water waste of almond crops. We feed animals mostly what we simply cannot digest or has no value for that and "process and then eat" is basicly animal farming in a nutshell.

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u/MasterKongQiu 26d ago

Yes… obviously we would have to farm different crops. They’ve studied this. It’s still insanely inefficient. There are zero studies showing that it’s more efficient to feed crops to animals and then eat the animals. Because it breaks the laws of physics.

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u/DrBokbagok 26d ago

getting nutritional value out of crops we won't eat is the exact opposite of inefficient and doesn't break the laws of physics. what kind of fucking nonsense.

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u/MasterKongQiu 26d ago

What magical world do you live in where we can't grow different crops..? My point about laws of physics is that you cannot produce 1 calorie of protein more efficiently by first growing it and then feeding it to animals and then consuming compared to just growing it and consuming it. It doesn't matter that current cropped are geared towards livestock consumption. People are advocating that we change the industry so that we grow things humans can eat. Which is more efficient. According to every study ever done.

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u/tadsafi 26d ago

I will start by stating that I am a vegetarian.

Millions of dairy cows and egg-laying hens are tortured and murdered every year so you can eat cheese and eggs. The males laid/birthed by cows and chickens are the lucky ones, they get murdered almost immediately after birth and are spared the years of pain their mothers endure (before being murdered anyway)

1 pound of been is much more nutrient dense than 3 pounds of grain

First off, meat has zero nutrients that can be found elsewhere, second off, this is a misleading statistic. An acre of land produces far more grain calories than cow flesh calories, especially if they're grass fed (it's extremely inefficent in terms of land use).

98% of cow water consumption comes from rain water.

And where, perchance, might all the water for the grain they're being fed at feedlots come from?

Look up water waste of almond crops

A literal drop in the bucket compared to animal agriculture. California produces 70% of the world's almonds yet 0.5% of the world's repackaged cow carcasses. Which one of these do you think uses more of California's water? Plus that's literally only a single plant.

We feed animals mostly what we simply cannot digest or has no value for that and "process and then eat" is basicly animal farming in a nutshell.

Nature does not need to have a purpose for humans to simple exist jesus christ. ~70% of all agricultural land could be rewilded if we completely stopped all animal agriculture. This is not even counting the amount of land the animals themselves use. Also, very few cows are exclusively grass fed. Why? Because the amount of grassland it would take to just meet the global demand for cow meat is more land than there is on earth. Not habitable land, ALL land. We could turn 100% of the world's surface apart from oceans into grasslands and it still wouldn't even come close to just meeting demand for dead cow flesh. And this isn't even including the demand for cow milk, dried cow skin, pig flesh, turkey flesh, chicken flesh, chicken eggs, duck flesh, duck eggs, sheep flesh, sheep wool, to name a few

Go vegan

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u/InkonParchment 26d ago

Well it used to be efficient when animals would just eat whatever shit they find on the ground, which humans couldn’t eat. Not so much with industrial farming though, we have too many animals to support with grass.

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u/BidenWontMoveLeft 26d ago

Not even. Even if you had your own livestock and raised them in your backyard, the amount of water and grass/bugs they eat per pound of food combined with the calorie and nutrient intake is way out of whack. Eating animals is only advised if you're in the little ice age and needing extra fat content and have a shortage of crops.

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u/ralekin 26d ago

Yes, calorie for calorie it’s not a great trade. But 10 calories of grass and bugs I’m not going to eat, for 2 calories of beef I would enjoy eating, is a great trade. That’s all they’re saying

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u/BidenWontMoveLeft 26d ago

Ok, but you're still not going to get enough to feed a family so the sustainability factor is my point. You could eat the bugs and grow crops to eat for yourself instead of using an animals to poorly convert it to a different form of calorie.

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u/candidenamel 26d ago

ok boomer

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u/Professor_Felch 26d ago

Not all land is suitable for intensive agriculture. The rest of it is useless to humans unless grazed as pasture.

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u/InkonParchment 26d ago

This. Not all land is equal, and especially without gmo’s and modern fertilizer, your nice staple foods will just wilt and die in the shitty land you happen to own. Now grass, grass grows just about everywhere. It’s very possible to have a huge herd of cattle you let graze your pastures and eat the food they produce.

Yes technically you could eat the insects. You wouldn’t want to though would you? Especially without modern medicine or sanitation, that’s a great source of whatever disease is going around, and uh, parasites. And exploitative? Really? For most of human history there wasn’t enough food, people didn’t give a shit about the little creatures in grasslands, they just wanted to live to see the next day. They did relatively little damage compared to modern agriculture anyway. And don’t go back to the “meat is an inefficient source of calories”, sure it is, it’s also your only source of calories. You aren’t magically gonna be able to eat grass and your soil still won’t support grain no matter how little meat you eat.

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u/BidenWontMoveLeft 26d ago

Useful to humans? Do you hear the exploitative language there? The grasslands provide homes to thousands of species. And they protect from flooding, dust storms, and all around balance of the environment. Nevermind that you don't need land for "intensive" agriculture. We can GMO plants and grow them indoors for at least 25% of the resources

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u/zwiebelhans 26d ago edited 26d ago

Ohhhhh I love it when idiots with zero actual clue about an idustry run their big mouths after they got their education from biased documentaries founded on studies funded by parties that have very certain interest in the outcome.

Never mind only so much will grow on the grasslands of the midwest. So stupid of those farmers not to realize they can just pop any crop onto those arid grasslands where millions of cows now graze.

Never mind that below food grade crops are the ones going to the animals and farmers would just have to throw them out otherwise.

Never mind that Cow feed like grass and alfalfa is grown to increase land sustainability by allowing the land to lie fallow.

Never mind all the best practices developed by farmers. Someone ignorant is here to tell them they know better.

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u/NDarwin00 26d ago

THANK YOU!!!

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u/zwiebelhans 26d ago

It’s an uphill battle. But thank you too for your reasonable contributions to this thread

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u/MasterKongQiu 26d ago

Oh? You mean like the idiot who doesn’t realize we already grow enough produce to feed the world…? Or the idiot who doesn’t realize storing and transporting crops is vastly easier than storing and transporting meat and dairy products? If you work in the industry, that explains a lot. Makes sense it’s run by morons.

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u/zwiebelhans 26d ago

You are the moron here that doesn't know the first fucking thing about agriculture.

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u/BidenWontMoveLeft 26d ago

Oof. Swing and miss

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u/defib_rillator 25d ago

yes but have you considered steak good

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u/MasterKongQiu 25d ago

I don’t think my taste pleasure is worth hurting another sentient being. If I was starving? Sure, I’d absolutely eat an animal. But just the fact that it tastes good isn’t enough reason for all the cruelty and death. It becomes pretty obvious IMO when you use examples that we haven’t been conditioned to accept because they’re socially normative. Like someone who really enjoys listening to animals die instead of just listening to music that doesn’t hurt animals.

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u/DamianWinters 26d ago

Except animal products are less efficient than plants...

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u/BidenWontMoveLeft 26d ago

And the industrial farming complex doesn't even grow efficient plants or for human consumption. 99% of all corn grown goes to livestock, sugar that contributes to obesity, and producing a greenhouse gas emitting ethanol fuel. It's an industry hellbent on killing us so this idea that they're good and feeding the world is a bullshit myth.

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u/defib_rillator 25d ago

Yes but vegetables suck. If you are to feed a planet AND let meat be a sizable portion of the diet, factory farming is the way to go

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u/DamianWinters 24d ago

Happy heart disease.

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u/defib_rillator 24d ago

LMAO ah yes because eating a variety of meats on a daily basis while having it only take up about 20-25% of the total foods I eat adds a significant chance to the risk of heart disease.

It only matters for heart disease when (A) it's red meat (e.g. pork and chicken are excluded from this whole thing) and (B) when you eat more than the human body was intended to eat and (C) you're a lazy ass fuck who doesn't exercise. I eat meat because it helps repair the muscles I tear while working out. Yeah maybe eating a steak every day for dinner isn't the best if you don't leave your couch but if you're actually active as you should be then there's no problem.

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u/airhornthagod 26d ago

Why does everyone on Reddit assume you’re taking a stance on something just because you brought it up?

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u/FormerLurker3 26d ago

Probably because you took a stance when you brought it up.

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u/airhornthagod 26d ago

My personal stance? VR headsets on cows = good because it means more tasty meat and happier cows.

There’s the ethical concerns about convincing a life form that it’s living a better life than it is, and I’d be willing to talk about that, but I’m certainly not taking a hard stance against this goofy shit.

What I do find hard to believe is that PETA would be on the side of the VR headset crowd.

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u/FormerLurker3 26d ago

Dave’s not here, man.

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u/Heromann 26d ago

To add on, it's also wrong. Raising animals is much less efficient than farming. Thats why people are responding.

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u/therelaxationgrotto 26d ago

You’re right, why are you being downvoted? It IS less efficient.

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u/Heromann 26d ago

No idea, I eat meat, and am definitely looking forward to lab grown so we can switch to it. Im very aware of its environmental impact and look for ways to reduce it. Seems people dont like to be told the truth sometimes haha

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u/therelaxationgrotto 25d ago

That’s definitely true. I really look forward to the day of lab grown meat. I don’t eat it myself, but I think it will be a game changer for many!

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u/defib_rillator 25d ago

It is less efficient, but if you are planning on feeding everyone AND having meat be a sizable portion of the food consumed, factory farming is the way to go.

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u/savagemonkey501 26d ago

This is why lab grown meat is going to be revolutionary

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u/hackerbenny 26d ago

incredibly unncessary too, just eat a fucking carrot how hard is it?

always brought up in these discussions by I asume people who reocgnize the disaster that is animal farming, yet they can't help themselfs and participate in the cycle, thus enabling it.

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u/savagemonkey501 25d ago

Ok but lab grown meat exists outside the cycle of factory farming. If you don’t like factory farming and think it’s bad, you should be hugely in favor lan grown meat. It also would have enormously good effects on the environment if people were to mostly switch to lab grown instead of farmed meat.

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u/defib_rillator 25d ago

I have no idea what this lab grown meat is but it sounds unbelievably expensive to produce. Is this true?

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u/savagemonkey501 25d ago

No, projections are that it should be cheaper and indistinguishable in taste to normal meat in the next 5 years.

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u/defib_rillator 25d ago

Carrots are good and all but have you ever eaten a damn good steak?

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u/hackerbenny 25d ago

yes I have and it doesnt change a thing, its unnecessary.

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u/defib_rillator 24d ago

ok well i intend to grow muscles and you dont do that by eating vegetables, you do it by eating muscles

(yes i know vegetables have other health benefits and i eat them regularly but they can't do everything alone)

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u/BidenWontMoveLeft 26d ago

That's a non sequitur. You can feed the world without industrial farming/exploiting animals. Im fact, industrial farming doesn't feed the world, either so fighting it would net no loss

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u/defib_rillator 25d ago

If you want to feed a planet AND make meat a sizable portion of the diet, factory farming is the way to go*** fixed

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u/BidenWontMoveLeft 25d ago

No it isn't. As I already said, factory farming doesn't feed the world and it's impossible to feed the world with meat given the resources needed. If you want meat, lab grown is the only solution. But realistically and pragmatically you don't even need it.

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u/defib_rillator 24d ago

Yeah, I didn't say it would perfectly do it, I said it would be the best way to go. The reason is because plant-only diets also wouldn't feed anyone, and it would also feed less. People throw around statistics about replacing all the land we use for livestock with land for vegetables and whatnot but in reality the land we use for livestock doesn't have soil capable of growing most vegetables, only soil capable of growing grass and weeds. When you actually consider plantable vs unplantable soil, the argument that you can feed the planet with vegetables only falls apart. That land would not be used for farming if it wasn't for livestock.

You may also be wondering about the food we waste on feeding livestock. For grass-fed livestock, this obviously isn't a question since we can't eat grass, so animals literally turning calories we cannot consume into calories we can consume. For factory-farmed livestock, they're fed of byproducts, not things we would feed to humans either. When we farm vegetables we don't eat the whole plant, only a specific part. It's the stuff we can't eat that we can feed livestock. But in reality, this isn't even what we feed most livestock. What most livestock are fed is a byproduct that comes from processing vegetables. It's a bunch of waste from this process that would otherwise be thrown out.

So in terms of both land and food, livestock are actually *not* using up resources that could more effectively feed animals if used for plants. The only possible argument for that case is water, but water is not a large concern, at least not compared to the concern for land and food.

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u/candidenamel 26d ago

Are you arguing that factory farming is necessary to feed people? Because that is bullshit. A vegetable field from the same land would produce exponentially more food.

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u/defib_rillator 25d ago

yes but have you considered meat yummy

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u/Blueberry-411 26d ago

Maybe it's better to have an insider and possibly a whistleblower.

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u/TheNightmareVessel 26d ago

You realize that the majority of bovine are actually well cared for right?

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u/airhornthagod 26d ago

I don’t give a shit one way or another