r/HolUp • u/anglomike • 26d ago

Happier cows Shitpost - Removed

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u/Evacipate628 26d ago

"I know kung-moo"

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u/R2CX 26d ago

Come on! Stop trying to milk me and milk me!

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u/complexityspeculator 26d ago

Do you think that’s milk you’re drinking now? Hmm?

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u/GrimmFox13 26d ago edited 26d ago

Do you believe that my being faster and stronger has anything to do with your udders in this place?

Edit: spelling. Thanks for the spellcheck fellow redditors

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u/Vik0BG 26d ago

Do you like the cow in the red dress?

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u/gliitch0xFF 26d ago

You moo'd like they do. I've never seen anyone moo that fast.

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u/Jpl3k 25d ago

underrated comment *claps*

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u/Bd0llar 21d ago

What good is a phone call if you’re unable to milk?

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u/flip1999- 26d ago

Follow the white heifer

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u/verbosehuman 26d ago

*udders

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u/stiggiebird 26d ago

Are you sure that’s the right spelling?

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u/verbosehuman 26d ago

Utters has other meanings.

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u/doejinn 26d ago

Can confirm this one has the right spelling and not the udder one.

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u/beariel_ 11d ago

Please be joking

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u/Fineus 26d ago

You're empty.

So are you.

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u/gliitch0xFF 26d ago edited 26d ago

I can see this scene play out. It is equal parts entertaining as it is disturbing.

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u/Renguezzerini 26d ago

This is the best one

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u/you-have-efd-up-now 26d ago

coweanu reeves - "mwhoa"

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u/jaxonya 26d ago edited 26d ago

Were you paying attention or were you looking at the heifer in the red cowhide?

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u/you-have-efd-up-now 26d ago

what are you trying to tell me? that i can dodge steak knives ?

I'm saying that when you're ready. you won't have moo