Seems fair

[u/Forestfire1406]

[u/Pimphii]

Sorry, force of habit

[u/whyamihere_again3 → u/Pimphii]

And to make it up we'll invade through Belgium with flowers

[u/OllieOllerton1987 → u/whyamihere_again3]

Whose turn is it to invade Poland?

[u/theniwo → u/OllieOllerton1987]

This is a two man job

[u/Myonenonpornacc → u/theniwo]

Why? is Poland OP's mom?

[u/melvinfosho → u/Myonenonpornacc]

No it’s a sick ostrich.

[u/Hahnstache → u/melvinfosho]

Itd almost have to be sick, theres no way it could be a healthy ostrich

[u/joshcbr81 → u/Hahnstache]

Would take at least 3 people even if it’s a sick ostrich

[u/Ohiolongboard → u/joshcbr81]

Allegedly

[u/OlDanboy → u/joshcbr81]

Allegedly

[u/CptnR4p3 → u/Myonenonpornacc]

OOF

[u/FreeSeaworthiness574 → u/theniwo]

Ik you're sarcastic, but does that mean Russia and Germany right?

[u/GG-00 → u/FreeSeaworthiness574]

Always. A huge chunk of current Poland is German Prussia. The rest is Russian.

Poland has the misfortune of poor geography.

[u/HoneyRush → u/FreeSeaworthiness574]

Nah, they did it last time. I think it's now Sweden turn to invade us, they haven't done it in a while.

[u/QuickSpore → u/HoneyRush]

Austria and or Hungary haven’t had a go in a while either.

[u/Up-In-The-Bottoms → u/FreeSeaworthiness574]

Lithuania and Portugal.

[u/ICameToUpdoot → u/Up-In-The-Bottoms]

I read this as Lithuania and Poland and was confused how Poland would invade Poland. I'm sure they can find a way though.

[u/wantquitelife → u/theniwo]

I heard Austria also interested join in

[u/Dat_boi_cappichino → u/OllieOllerton1987]

I think it’s Poland’s turn to invade poland

[u/OllieOllerton1987 → u/Dat_boi_cappichino]

Sneaky Poland, having a civil war to stop themselves from getting invaded.

[u/R4ndyd4ndy → u/OllieOllerton1987]

I think this time we can do it all together, we could call ourselves "the allies"

[u/whosgotdalighter → u/OllieOllerton1987]

Austria

[u/Atulluswami75 → u/OllieOllerton1987]

I would invade Poland , just LA is silent

[u/thatdudeoverhere69 → u/OllieOllerton1987]

They will be brave and fight till last drop of blood! And fuck up after a month or so

[u/addrules → u/whyamihere_again3]

Don't worry this time we will stop you!! I hope

[u/Fetusdeltusdafifth → u/addrules]

I think america might have to help france accept all the flowers

[u/Redditboyki → u/addrules]

Call for the cavalry (flemish farmers riding on boerenknollen)

[u/irishjihad → u/addrules]

Most years you guys don't even have a government.

[u/power_book → u/irishjihad]

WAR JOKES? I GENERAL LEE DON'T FIND THEM FUNNY

[u/irishjihad → u/power_book]

Nothing to do with war. They just have a history of being unable to form a functioning government.

[u/Standard_Wooden_Door → u/addrules]

Save the waffle shops, burn the rest

[u/Partucero69 → u/Standard_Wooden_Door]

Wait leave a taco stand too. Then yeah burn the rest.

[u/nolifeorname → u/Standard_Wooden_Door]

And the beer breweries, you potatoheaded squirrel

[u/Smeag969 → u/Pimphii]

Aww shit here we go again lol

[u/Pimphii → u/Smeag969]

Third time’s the Charme

[u/Matthiey → u/Pimphii]

Magnifique comment. Take my updoot, monsieur.

[u/CptnR4p3 → u/Matthiey]

Zieh leine, Baguette Arsch.

[u/Kreisjaegermeister → u/Pimphii]

I think we past that number sometime in the middle ages.

[u/aviation_knut → u/Pimphii]

Isn’t Germany’s thing to declare war on…. THE WORLD?!?

[u/_Troxin_ → u/Pimphii]

Wanted to make that comment too

[u/epic_stonks]

World War the Third

[u/loco500 → u/epic_stonks]

World War 2.8 HD: Prologue...

[u/NiceGuy60660 → u/loco500]

Ken Burns' The Third Years, a special fifty-seven part documentary, tonight on Masterpiece. Now see it in decolorized, grainy 4k footage, carefully curated to preserve that post-pandemic, pre-war 'eff this and eff everything I guess' feel.

[u/throwawayaccyaboi223 → u/loco500]

World War Alyx

Because its secretly orchestrated by VALVe and we all know they can't count to 3

[u/MadKnifeIV → u/throwawayaccyaboi223]

World War "more than 2 but less than 4"

[u/Mr-Bishi → u/loco500]

This guy Kingdom Hearts.

[u/baumpop → u/loco500]

What is this mavis beacon cds?

[u/drugzarecool → u/epic_stonks]

Electric boogaloo

[u/Netien → u/epic_stonks]

World War 3.0

[u/Toast3E]

Of course Britain is chewsday

[u/Smyzmaster → u/Toast3E]

It’s chewsday innit

[u/ThatfaThomelessGuy → u/Smyzmaster]

bruv

[u/averagebloxxer → u/Toast3E]

I get it, it’s because..

Oh come on, I don’t get and now I actually have to explain

[u/Podomus → u/averagebloxxer]

It’s an exaggeration and joke that British people say ‘Tuesday’ like Chewsday. Although, I imagine it’s not such an exaggeration for certain accents

[u/HistoryCorner → u/Podomus]

That's how you pronounce it!

[u/tonyisded]

I like that the UK's @ is just chewsday.

[u/TommosWTF_User → u/tonyisded]

It'sch foking chewsday, innit?

[u/MeisterTea → u/TommosWTF_User]

Yeah I'll chew ya arms off ya daft cunt

(Context: https://youtu.be/WRLjNzTAT-M)

[u/halfeclipsed → u/TommosWTF_User]

For real though, which British accent is this?

[u/johnnytherat1 → u/halfeclipsed]

It’s an Essex / south London / cockney thing, the majority don’t talk like this

[u/mcgroo → u/TommosWTF_User]

I just said this out loud and I’ve never sounded more British.

[u/lTowa → u/mcgroo]

We need some proof. Let us hear.

[u/armen89 → u/mcgroo]

Bri ish

[u/SlapNinja360 → u/tonyisded]

Well innit

[u/GrififthsArrow → u/tonyisded]

Yeah Londonish

[u/2ndChoic3]

Germany: We declare war on France!

France: Wtf

Russia: We declare war on Germany

USA: Not without us you won't

[u/KenBoCole → u/2ndChoic3]

The boys are back in town!

[u/ladyoffate13 → u/2ndChoic3]

Japan: Can we get in on this?

[u/MetalFox44 → u/2ndChoic3]

Me who's french: I go to UK !

[u/Cell_7 → u/2ndChoic3]

But this time Germany gets nuked 🥰

[u/-null → u/Cell_7]

Nooo… don’t fuck up the supply line of German cars.

[u/AufdemLande → u/Cell_7]

Ne, keinen Bock

[u/Luthergayboi]

Italy: we're getting the gang back together

Japan: I'll bring the sake

[u/SumYumGhai]

Poland: surprised Pikachu face* wtf Germany?

[u/Raid_boule → u/SumYumGhai]

What are you doing step germany

[u/-Dead-Man-Walkin- → u/Raid_boule]

this will be tough explaining to my therapist

[u/Final_Acolyte → u/Raid_boule]

God is pointing the shotgun at the Earth. Any minute now...

[u/Nolmes_]

Russia:- hippity hoppity Ukraine is now my property

[u/fearsomealex → u/Nolmes_]

china will go on taiwan and Vietnam

[u/asian-nerd → u/fearsomealex]

I think we all know Vietnam is invincible

[u/ImaAs → u/asian-nerd]

Aggressive Vietnamese yelling coming from somewhere in the trees

[u/baumpop → u/ImaAs]

Trees standing up yelling too

[u/NationalistGoy → u/ImaAs]

Aggressive Vietnamese yelling coming from underground caves

[u/Tom_Armour → u/asian-nerd]

America: Yeah....

[u/Reaverx218 → u/Tom_Armour]

America at this point: fuck it thats all your problem.

or

America: This time were on Germanies side.

[u/Vegetable-Double → u/asian-nerd]

Also Afghanistan

[u/KeyDox]

And then they all attack Poland

[u/WhiteWolf7472 → u/KeyDox]

attack

Invade

[u/_So_Damn_Ugly → u/WhiteWolf7472]

Pay a visit.

[u/receuitOP → u/_So_Damn_Ugly]

discover

[u/yeetaway6942069 → u/KeyDox]

The real question is, if Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?

[u/tycket → u/yeetaway6942069]

They can’t afford to.

[u/assmaster3THOUSAND]

I just looked it up, it's not official.

So chill guys and enjoy the spa program.

[u/Strong-Obligation107 → u/assmaster3THOUSAND]

Just to be sure someone keep an eye on Poland.

[u/_So_Damn_Ugly → u/Strong-Obligation107]

aims with sniper at Poland

"Ah, I was just using the scope. Safety is.. click.. on."

[u/SickMotherLover → u/assmaster3THOUSAND]

....why don't you try our shower facilities

[u/RusskiMcBlyat]

ANSCHLUSS TIME

[u/Raid_boule]

World wars in a nutshell

[u/_So_Damn_Ugly → u/Raid_boule]

Nut war the third.

[u/ComfortableNumb9669]

Fake, France's Twitter handle is @BaguetteCroissant

[u/LanceFree → u/ComfortableNumb9669]

I think that’s the name of their President.

[u/lambie-mentor → u/LanceFree]

No, that’s @Macaron. Delicious. It’s strange though, he always misspells his name.

[u/Judesy]

How the fuck do you get verified as a country lol

[u/Pusheen___ → u/Judesy]

Get verified then change your name or profile image, maybe?

[u/jaytice → u/Judesy]

Magic

[u/an_anoneemus]

it's chewsday innit?

[u/wiliammm19999 → u/an_anoneemus]

“It’s chewsday innit” - brads and chads from the US

[u/naighbor_vadim]

Me a iranian 16 yr boy reading this: "hehe im in danger"

[u/DuntadaMan → u/naighbor_vadim]

drone locks missiles on your location because someone in your family was killed by a drone strike targeting someone else

[u/ThisIsMyGameAccount → u/naighbor_vadim]

You've been in danger your whole life

[u/MasteerTwentyOneYT → u/ThisIsMyGameAccount]

What?

[u/LucaBrasiMN → u/MasteerTwentyOneYT]

LOOK BEHIND YOU!

[u/Iamnotspeaking → u/MasteerTwentyOneYT]

YOU'VE BEEN IN DANGER YOUR WHOLE LIFE

[u/MasteerTwentyOneYT → u/Iamnotspeaking]

What does that mean?

[u/0_setayesh_0 → u/naighbor_vadim]

درود بر شرفت😐😂

[u/Ramin-Karimi → u/naighbor_vadim]

نگران نباش، اگر کسی در خطر باشه، اون آمریکاس⁦🇮🇷⁩💪

[u/PraiseThePumpkins → u/naighbor_vadim]

i'm so glad i'm not iran right now all my family there is struggling with covid and the money being essentially worth as much as toilet paper

[u/_So_Damn_Ugly → u/PraiseThePumpkins]

Ah good, we were running low on those. Mind handing me some, I'm currently stuck on the toilet.

[u/naighbor_vadim → u/PraiseThePumpkins]

It's really hard to live here

[u/SnooHesitations567]

Force of habit

[u/Drakecel]

Traditions

[u/Tayhuwaniwanga]

I love how uk's account name is chewsday

[u/Thomas-Berger]

Wir brauchen keinen Grund…

[u/Arshi19 → u/Thomas-Berger]

Zeit für den dritten Weltkrieg...

[u/_So_Damn_Ugly → u/Arshi19]

Vorher aber noch ne Bratwurst

[u/lukeneeds → u/_So_Damn_Ugly]

Currywurst brudi

[u/BanterGander]

No problem. With the quality of current German army they wont even reach the French border.

[u/MetalFox44 → u/BanterGander]

With the quality of the French government they don't have to reach the border to invade the country lmao

[u/Tojaro5 → u/MetalFox44]

Yeah the passport and a BMW is probably enough equipment

[u/Vaultdweller1001V]

Based Germany

[u/FunkBaconDeluxe]

Any excuse.

[u/KarolilKarol]

Yeah Italy and France have been enemies for years so we decelare war on France AND England 'cause why the fuck not

[u/WisePotential947]

what’s the “hol up”??

[u/Mishter_PoPo → u/WisePotential947]

The hol up is in the karma farm

[u/Biyama → u/WisePotential947]

Instead of joining US and England, Germany is doing something unexpected, going back a couple of years…

[u/Pokedude1110]

No France, you're supposed to say "not AGAIN"

[u/Skely-boy23]

UK after reading Germany’s tweet: then we will as well

[u/misplaced_martian]

THIRD TIMES THE CHARM! WELL GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME!

[u/anOniOnymOOse]

r/moldymemes

[u/trk_boti → u/anOniOnymOOse]

r/comedycemetery

[u/fearsomealex]

خب تخمش ندارن بیان فقط حرف میزنن «.«

[u/0_setayesh_0 → u/fearsomealex]

👍😂

[u/Ramin-Karimi → u/fearsomealex]

درود بر شما

[u/reygun55555555555555 → u/fearsomealex]

الان ناراحتی ؟😐😂

[u/BlueCollarSavant]

"Well, the Brits are busy helping the US with Iran so they can't protect you this time!"

[u/GrififthsArrow → u/BlueCollarSavant]

Nice haircut and moustache

[u/BlueCollarSavant → u/GrififthsArrow]

That’s….not my real picture. It’s an avatar?

[u/SystemShockII → u/BlueCollarSavant]

Nice haircut and moustache

[u/twizzard6931]

I know the French have poor hygiene and aren’t the nicest, but no need to declare war.

[u/MetalFox44 → u/twizzard6931]

Why do you think french have poor hygiene and are ungrateful ?

No really, where that idea come from ?

[u/twizzard6931 → u/MetalFox44]

I’m just being silly. They bathe at least twice a month.

[u/Tojaro5 → u/twizzard6931]

Yeah, only 5 showers left till Christmas!

Time really flies by.

[u/Arshi19]

Our german brothers will help us, Sieg Heil lol

[u/YourdadsFBIagent → u/Arshi19]

Shouldn't be that hard I mean France will give up immediately so.... it's free real estate

[u/Arshi19 → u/YourdadsFBIagent]

Indeed

[u/LordKr0w → u/YourdadsFBIagent]

Don't want a war, but quite curious how people here are so convinced that Germany would kick France ass. On Global Army ranking, France Army is actually ranked 6th, Germany 18th. Thats a HUGE gap. Militaries from all over the world, come to train with French Elite Soldiers. "La Légion Étrangère" Is well renowned worldwide too for their crazy skills and risks taken. Times have change my dudes.

[u/TwinkleToes75]

This literally made me laugh out loud! Kudos

[u/Majestic_IN]

Before that let go to help our friend Poland.

[u/ys136]

It’s all Russia’s fault

[u/zorro1701e]

I didn’t say it. I declared it.

[u/Randomest_Redditor]

How did these people get verified as countries

[u/MetalFox44]

Me who live in France next to Belgium: chuckle I'm in danger

[u/lukeneeds → u/MetalFox44]

Hallo Guten Tag. Wir sind's wieder

[u/AlbiTuri05]

🇺🇲«You can't declare war on France»

🇩🇪«Why?»

🇺🇲«It's your ally»

🇩🇪«So what?»

🇺🇲«You're also both my allies and I don't want my troops to shoot my troops»

[u/janneell]

Germany doing German stuff, nothing to see here

[u/HuckleberryThis2012]

So France will be conquered in 1 month then?

[u/osrs_addy → u/HuckleberryThis2012]

Being generous.. half of the people would probably help them over throw the gov

[u/Tojaro5 → u/HuckleberryThis2012]

If i remember correctly the Tour de France doesn't take a month.

[u/TJVP1]

And next we shall invade poland!!!!

[u/unoreversethanos]

I think Britain should get back to its traditions again and join Germany

[u/2wice_the_Wise]

James May has entered the chat

[u/tagaduy]

cheating, they have to invade poland first

[u/Divide_Subject]

Anyone gonna talk about England’s @

[u/meme_C4RS10]

nahh it aint like that anymore.. haha. Germany and France are, at least politically, best friends now.

[u/cakeluvr6969]

Who the fuck upvotes this shit?

[u/trk_boti → u/cakeluvr6969]

r/funny and/or 9gag people

[u/9fmaverick → u/cakeluvr6969]

Exactly. Cringy shit

[u/SadWisp]

Tbf never trust the French. They probably deserve it.

[u/El_Doriga]

Clearly fake. There's no way someone declaring war on France wouldn't get at least 100k likes.

[u/khismyass]

It's already been done, when the US invaded Iraq, the French objected cause there weren't WMDs and a lack of evidence the US responded "Freedom Fries! "

[u/[deleted]]

France deserves it.

[u/sussyamoguslover]

i like this reddit/

[u/assmaster3THOUSAND → u/sussyamoguslover]

Wat?

[u/TROMBONER_68 → u/sussyamoguslover]

Fr*nce🤮

[u/Raid_boule → u/TROMBONER_68]

Fr*nce 😩

[u/Mishter_PoPo → u/Raid_boule]

Fr*nce 😰

[u/pattitheplatypus → u/Mishter_PoPo]

Fr*nce 🥵

[u/GAMRKNIGHT]

fr*nce 🤢🤢

[u/nestle_fucker_69]

what did france do to deserve this?

[u/SynCTM → u/nestle_fucker_69]

It exists

[u/MetalFox44 → u/nestle_fucker_69]

I don't know, i see a lot of comment saying they deserve it but I don't see any reason

[u/FrogidyBogdy]

Chewsday

[u/RealFakeNudes]

Chewsday😂

[u/eric_booginhagen]

Chewsday

[u/accuracy_frosty]

It’s Chewsday innit

[u/sidjohn1]

🇨🇭= < insert micheal Jackson eating popcorn meme here>

[u/kza3669]

Gd frogs

[u/Haspic]

Ayo wtf did my baguettes do to your pretzels?

[u/FatChicken2021]

the pacific is mine.