r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 24d ago

bewbs Removed: Shitpost NSFW

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u/Flair_Helper 23d ago

Hi, a mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost, feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.

Love, the mods

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u/xxyeehawmanxx 24d ago

How the fuck is this a hol up

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u/Gangreless madlad 24d ago

Yeah not really a hol up, just a pun

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u/Spiritual-Market-488 24d ago

Its a dude ma man

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u/eduardov_ 23d ago

Even better

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u/Novel-Way-9314 23d ago

Are you an American? Flat mate means roommate. Took me a second too.

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u/xxyeehawmanxx 23d ago

OHHHHHH ok thanks

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u/YeetusDeletus9999 23d ago

Here is da hol up

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u/Sup_Uso 23d ago

It's a hol up to look at the sister, smart play my man

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u/CanadianBatman47 23d ago

It’s a hol up cause it gets people to stop scrolling

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u/bemll 24d ago

I like her flat mate more

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u/Sprinkles_Dazzling 23d ago

Very early days of internet for me, her name was just "Destiny Model" - which makes it really difficult to google now. Came up later in a series "kissing models" or something, and man she looked drugged up on something.

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u/Lucifer21112001 23d ago

I thought I was the only one

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u/braluu 23d ago

Same

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u/BeeDub57 24d ago

Her poor back.

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u/Mira_khalifa_- 24d ago

I dont have to live in alabama to do her

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u/mynamehere875 23d ago

technically thats not incorrect since its not legal in alabama and legal in new jersey, ohio and rhode island

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u/Sea-Goat-667 23d ago

You are everywhere dude

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u/Jobs_Irynneu 24d ago

I need the name of this brown haired girl for a school assignment

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u/Bowsta99 24d ago

Christina Lucci

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u/DaBuruBerry00 23d ago

Christina Lucci

thank you, my dude

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u/TOILET_STAIN 23d ago

Wait this chick is real? Wow

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u/Bowsta99 23d ago

No problem man

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u/slugerama 23d ago

Very, very old photo of her. I think she was probably 15 at the time. I think she has 2 children of her own now. Look for Christina Model or look for a channel on YouTube called lugatum. Her in her prime.

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u/guoren- 24d ago

I mean my friends and everyone thinks im bullshitting, because i really like small boobs, like really small boobs. Not that i have something against big ones, just find small ones better.

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u/licensedwatermelon2 24d ago

Actual factual and relatable ish

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u/Bajongo 24d ago

Gigachad attitude

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u/dyonnkk 23d ago

b/c is perfection

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u/Third_bird3 24d ago

They have the same face wtf

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u/Gangreless madlad 24d ago edited 24d ago

They just both look like average eastern European porn stars.

Brown haired one definitely looks like Christina Lucci though.

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u/nduanetesh 24d ago

It is her. This pic is old and photoshopped.

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u/Gangreless madlad 24d ago

Not sure how shopped it is, she does have massive implants.

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u/AHomicidalTelevision 23d ago

nah she had big naturals but eventually got a breast reduction.

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u/MadeInBeirut13 24d ago

Depending on which one the sister is, the title has different meanings

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u/Unga__Bunga69 madlad 24d ago

Yup that’s the joke congratulations 🎉

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u/Kcool007 24d ago

Sawce?

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u/Neither_Ad3430 24d ago

Christina lucci maybe?

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u/Gangreless madlad 24d ago

Brown hair is for sure Christina Lucci

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u/swim08 24d ago

Budweiser

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u/AngryxMonkey 24d ago

Honestly, I'm aiming for the one on the left. Who wants to be my wingman and take the one on the right for me?

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u/nox_ethereal 24d ago

left one is so much prettier than those two balloons tho.

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u/jaun_pedro 24d ago

I bet women think men actually care about boob size lol. All I know is I got a terrible case of the gottaseeums.

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u/MK_fan_835 24d ago

Ha I'm totally using this (as a joke within context)

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u/chesee-on-toast 24d ago

Which one?

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u/Killer-Volt 23d ago

Getting Alabama vibes here.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Founder of Baskin-Robbins

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u/Moist_Towletts 24d ago

Which one is which god damnit !!?

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u/vivekrao549 24d ago

Follow the pun! “Flat mate”

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u/eduardov_ 23d ago

Boobs are boobs

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u/MineBlasters 23d ago

Mine now

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u/Johnufucker 23d ago

Something about your sister looks photoshopped

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u/High-Speed-1 23d ago

8008135!

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u/joebeavis77 23d ago

My arms getting tired.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

melons

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u/swiggarthy 23d ago

“I got bigger tiddies than yew dew!”

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u/RyansLilCumSlut 23d ago

flat girls rock!

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u/Sasuke-__-Uchiha 23d ago

The title reminds me of the fucking south park episode

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u/parlob 23d ago

I was once banned from a sub reddit for commenting Sista fista

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u/arunabharocks123456 23d ago

The left one kinda looks like Ryan Gosling

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u/ArugulaLost8798 23d ago

Those are 12 yo faces photos photoshoped onto adult bodies.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

If she was my daughter I'd still be bathing her.

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u/your_mom_gay_69_420 24d ago

Yeah this comment officer

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Yes officer I did say that, no she's not my daughter, no I haven't bathed her. Ok thanks officer no offences to answer to.

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u/vivekrao549 24d ago

You need some of that Devine intervention.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Do you mean divine intervention 🤣

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u/KissingHomieGN 24d ago

What anime is this?

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u/Sup_Uso 24d ago

I'm reading the bikini I swear

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u/SumYumGhai 24d ago

Gonna need some source to go with em.

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u/simonv14 23d ago

Christina Ricci.