Ralph

[u/uhhhhhh_cool]

[u/SomethingIguess6384]

I’m approximately 1 hour from now, your going to completely forget about this post and in 28 years as you drift off to sleep you will remember what you did to Ralph and you will feel nothing.

[u/GuyWhoSaysWeeWoo → u/SomethingIguess6384]

Now I'm crying

[u/St6z63 → u/GuyWhoSaysWeeWoo]

Then weep

[u/SICKPACE → u/SomethingIguess6384]

i am going to fuck ralph in the meantime

[u/yoinker_yeet]

i drew ralph in my notebook and hid it in my closet, so now ralph permanently has a home in the closet dimension

[u/Haunting_Rest_8401 → u/yoinker_yeet]

Its all fun and games til he starts knocking from inside your closet

[u/yoinker_yeet → u/Haunting_Rest_8401]

ralph is gonna get shot if he ever tries to leave

[u/bkwilcox100 → u/yoinker_yeet]

You’ve subjected ralph to endless existence in darkness, you bastard. He begs for the void daily now

[u/yoinker_yeet → u/bkwilcox100]

the void is darker

[u/awwwfish → u/yoinker_yeet]

saves photo and makes as wallpaper

[u/SevenZee]

My last words before not focusing were “sucks to be you”

I feel like a dick

[u/b1astnot3]

"You should be"

[u/Frank-N-Stein98]

I can’t stop reading this and looking at Ralph because I feel bad for him.

[u/DepressedStegosaurus]

Good bye Ralph

[u/RealityandPancakes → u/DepressedStegosaurus]

Who?

[u/Smartmart140]

We will keep you alive Ralph

[u/SomethingIguess6384 → u/Smartmart140]

No we wont

[u/Smartmart140 → u/SomethingIguess6384]

Well.. il keep him alive

[u/Smartmart140 → u/Smartmart140]

He's my background now

[u/Deep-fried-gaper → u/Smartmart140]

r/oddlywholesome

[u/short_fuzed_frenchie → u/Smartmart140]

Give us a ralph update in a few days

[u/Smartmart140 → u/short_fuzed_frenchie]

Hey again,

At the moment Ralph is doing A-ok. He's my background for over two days now and he got to know some of my friends. He's going through a rough time because he meets so many new people that he has never seen before and that he has no social skills. I guess he is a quick learner and I think in a few weeks he will be fine. He believes in his self and so do we so it's gonna be okey. For now thank you for thinking about him.

Have a good one!

[u/SomethingIguess6384 → u/Smartmart140]

Ralph now has herpes, aids, and testicular cancer because of the cancerous rays that you call kindness

[u/naP_rM]

He is going to live forever, i shared the link on my discord and pinned the message

[u/digitald91]

Sadly our existence is very similar to Ralph's eventually people forget we even exist.

[u/blu-spirals → u/digitald91]

r/suicidebywords

[u/digitald91 → u/blu-spirals]

It a sad reality that we suffer to realize.

[u/Ynohu]

But, Ralph nooooo. I will fight to keep you in my life until it ends.

[u/Thewildcatboy]

Ralph is my wallpaper he is immortal

[u/idigturtles → u/Thewildcatboy]

r/ralphlives

[u/uhhhhhh_cool → u/idigturtles]

r/ralphlives now exists.

[u/ufonight]

Reality can be whatever I want

Jerk off furiously to Ralf so the sense of shame will never leave my body and Ralph will always be a part of me.

[u/uhhhhhh_cool → u/ufonight]

This is fucked up

[u/AnIdiotCalledRalph]

uh oh

[u/UnlawfulPresence]

this can't be accurate

[u/FartyMcFly03]

i am the master of your existence. i can choose to drag you out of or throw you back in the void.

[u/Gartenhacke]

So it be, I'm going to name my first born Ralph

[u/peacefulplayer120]

Poor ralph

[u/bepis1256]

You will have me in the comment section don’t be scared Ralph

[u/Jazzieboy0001]

I downloaded the image so i always remember him

[u/Somnabulist2021 → u/Jazzieboy0001]

It's my phone wallpaper now.

[u/LXVXSXCKSCHXXLBXY]

That’s good Ralph, that’s good.

[u/theabyssalmind]

Goodbye, Ralph

[u/KFCCHICKEN3408]

Ralph moment

[u/emoneko420]

I’ll make sure to always remember Ralph for as long as I can

[u/FuckyouaII]

Goodbye Ralph

[u/IHeartRasslin]

Tulpa meme

[u/ExtraFluffyBoii]

Nooooo ;-;

[u/scallybastard]

Goodbye forever Ralph :)

[u/acrossthreeparallels]

I really, really love this post.

[u/freshavacadoforu]

here ralph, take some exist serum.

But do you really want to live in this society anyway?

[u/blu-spirals]

This is why Midwesterners say "Ralphed" instead of "Threw up"

[u/Immediate-Scallion22]

Good bye Ralph

[u/SourLemon100000]

Don’t worry Ralph! I’ll remember you to keep you alive!

Who are we talking about again?

[u/swiggarthy]

The hardest of choices require the strongest of wills

[u/WASD_00]

You should be

[u/Damissourianguy]

Godspeed Ralph, Godspeed you magnificent bastard

          - a Missourian friend, 2021

[u/Matt_fuck_off_3]

Fuck you Ralph, you don't have tits

[u/Mikebruhface]

Goodbye.....

[u/SirStachi]

“RALPH, QUICKLY, TO THE SAFETY OF MY CAMERA ROLL!”

[u/FoQsiak]

Ralph, quick! Jump into my gallery

[u/Happy_noises]

I'm sorry little one....

[u/SLENDERBOT7775]

Don’t be Ralph, your now my wallpaper, or better yet, you’ll be printed onto my wall so you don’t suffer when the phone dies

[u/Deegan805]

you should be ralph you should be.

[u/Grill_la_grill]

Needs more jpeg

[u/exuberant_lad]

B-bye Ralph :(

[u/notofimportancetou]

"goodbye" says my mind smiling in anticipation of Ralphs screams of terror.

[u/_Silverflame]

Im gonna save this post so i remember him

[u/prodbyi]

Scrolled through the comments... Sorry ralph

[u/TarmacTomato677]

I’ve seen him before quite a few times so I look forward to seeing him again very soon.

[u/roguerabbitqueen]

Goodbye Ralph

[u/Voltar_Ashtavroth]

Fuck Ralph

[u/lonely_funny_guy]

When you say "Ralph is gone", Ralph stays.

[u/mrlupin2]

Bye bye Ralph. Ahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[u/MrRussia123]

Well screw you ralph my attention is switching

[u/victo13]

Fuck ralph, It would have been different if it was Raptalia.

[u/WXD-BLOODY]

I feel like I just killed a man-

[u/Embericed]

Goodbye Ralph.

[u/Hope_spider]

ralph you better be scared I have ad- hey what's with that

[u/SpeedDubs]

I know what you did.

[u/frickettyfracketty]

I've decided to integrate Ralph into my personality, he must not be lost.

[u/Just-a-otaku]

Scp 000

[u/tudiqu]

... except Ralph is not a concept ('cause "concept" doesn't mean what OP thinks it means), but a s**tty character that is created to attract whiny redditors...

[u/ohgeebus_notagain]

Eh. Screw Ralph. He's just an extra. He fills a space for a moment; when I cut him loose, there is no fuss

[u/short_fuzed_frenchie]

Lmao bye ralph, dafuq 🤡

[u/NickyH03225]

Goodbye Ralph, you where right to be scared

[u/Allfurball9]

Go fuck yourself ralph

[u/gellickaxolotl]

lets forget about ralph

[u/BigHoodieBoy]

We all are Ralph, you aren’t special

[u/PumpkinKing2020]

Take this fucking L

I know what you did Ralph

[u/Adventurousadvarks]

See ya later Ralph. Ya little bitch.