r/HolUp HOL'UPREDICTIONS S1: #1 Dec 17 '21 Silver 322 Helpful 321 All-Seeing Upvote 3 Wearing is Caring 1 Crab Rave 2 Facepalm 1 Gold 3 Vibing 3 Looking 1 Meow Meow 13 Plucky Cat Paw 17 Take My Power 1 Sidevote 1 Are You Winning? 1 Platinum 1 Wholesome 307 Take My Energy 4 Got the W 1 Starstruck 1 Vote Local! 38

Predictions Tournament

/r/HolUp/predictions?tournament=tnmt-3c5b35d2-f20e-483e-8c9c-e256277329f5
491.0k Upvotes

u/HOLUPREDICTIONS Huge PP Nov 13 '21 edited Dec 10 '21
  • What are predictions and am I wasting any real money on this?
    > Predictions are polls where you choose the most probable answer and
    win tokens(and get a chance to be featured on our leaderboard), tokens cannot be bought or exchanged for
    anything—it is completely free.
  • The post is broken for me, why?
    > You're most likely on old.reddit.com or mobile browser, that's why.
  • How do I block this? > Block all holup mods
  • 300k up-votes how? > ADMIN STATEMENT: Currently when you make a prediction, the Tournament post is automatically up-voted. We did this because Predictions are more fun when more people play and up-voting helps the Tournament to be seen by more people! Of course, you're in control and you can always remove your up-vote if you'd like. SOURCE: https://mods.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/4409834282509

No. We aren't abusing a ReDdIt COdE like the conspiracy theorists at r/outoftheloop told you. We'd have been long banned if that was the case.

  • So many removed comments, why? > Because r/all users haven't learned the ability to simply scroll down a post, so to keep comments on-topic about the prediction, we have set the comments to contest mode(hence you can't see the votes) and removed most of the repetitive whining. The comments here are month old because this post "regenerates" as new whenever we make a new poll.

If you have any other questions, feel free to reply to this message.

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u/Super_Gamer_Connor 8d ago

.....you people just stole rick's spotlight.......

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u/w33b2 12d ago

This does not deserve to be the most upvoted post on reddit

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u/karma_hit_my_dogma 17d ago

What is this??

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u/Acevicit-2020 23d ago

well this is disappointing

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u/sirmcchris 25d ago

The most upvoted post on Reddit? How lame

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u/Meemr_bob 25d ago

Fuck is this the most upvoted post

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u/I-cant-redditv2 19d ago

It is a dead post

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u/themenotu 27d ago

it’s like people don’t realize they can just keep scrolling

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u/Several_Marzipan3807 27d ago

Wait if this is the most upvoted post then chances are the most upvoted comment is also here

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u/that_nice_guy_784 23d ago

that's where you are wrong

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u/TheReaper2077 28d ago

WTF why is this the most upvoted reddit post ?

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u/Abashedbanjo138 28d ago

I was the first to upvote this according to reddit wrapped... cool..

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u/b_ub_u-1 28d ago

Same lol

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u/malramut Dec 19 '21

how do i get this shit off my screen

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u/little_melon1 Dec 27 '21

maybe look at the actual FAQ?

3

u/Kevwrecks Dec 18 '21

Bro I did this just cause screw it it was for fun. 🗿

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u/BarryDingel69 Dec 18 '21

These are the most boring predictions.

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u/randomreddithumanxd Dec 18 '21

2nd predicction have 2 answars, since the first one means more than 5

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u/jrock1888 Dec 18 '21

I didn’t upvote this, why is it saying I did?

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u/Marshmello03 Dec 18 '21

Because when you vote in the poll it automatically upvotes the post

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u/Abtun Dec 18 '21

Because you did. Phantom upvoting doesn’t exist move along

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u/BatmanInReality Dec 18 '21

I didnt participate in this and it said i upvoted too.

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u/Marshmello03 Dec 18 '21

when you vote in the poll it automatically upvotes the post

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u/rhoran2 Dec 18 '21

This is what Reddit has turned into

4

u/hellothere42069 Dec 17 '21

Probably more that 69?

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u/benjeeboi1231 Dec 17 '21

Why has this so many upvote

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u/wbluelighter Dec 17 '21

fuckkkkk youuuu

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u/Thefierceidiot Dec 12 '21

477k upvotes? This is the new most upvoted reddit post

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u/benjeeboi1231 Dec 17 '21

I was thinking that, it said I already upvoted it before even seeing if

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u/Marshmello03 Dec 18 '21

when you vote in the poll it automatically upvotes the post

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u/LostInAnotherGalaxy Dec 17 '21

Yeah me too. This is weird

3

u/username_1000000 Dec 12 '21

Lemme do you a favour: CIRCLE

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u/wenoc Dec 12 '21

There’s no option for 25,000.

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u/YellowGetRekt Dec 11 '21

The first question's first answer is always correct since it says >5 which is more than 5 so is that a mistake or did they actually mean >5 and not <5

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u/Lonely_Albatross_722 Dec 11 '21

Isn't it "<5" for less than 5? Or is that the holup?

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u/HighestPie Dec 11 '21

Well >5 means more than five so it's the choice that will pretty much always be correct. Checkmate mods.

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u/imighthaveafriend Dec 11 '21

Doesn’t the first option include all the others? It says greater than 5 not less than 5. So as long as it’s more than 5 the first option is correct, along with whichever other option also includes the number.

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u/Talkinguitar Dec 11 '21

">5" is a safe bet if you know enough math

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u/shakey-main Dec 11 '21

Didn’t think I’d enjoy the crab rave award as much as I did

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u/Puzzleheaded-Echo312 Dec 11 '21

There’s no option for “we don’t understand how inequality symbols work.”

Fucking idiots

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u/MooseMaster3000 Dec 11 '21

Well you’re already blind, considering you didn’t see that you put greater-than instead of less-than five.

1

u/The_ASMR_Mod Dec 11 '21

Gordon Ramsay

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u/tenminutesbeforenoon Dec 11 '21

5 is always correct:)

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u/bdanmo Dec 11 '21

Shouldn’t the first option be < 5 ?

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u/C2MK Dec 11 '21

5 can be anything even 1 million>5, so it j obviously correct. Maybe you were trying to say 5>

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u/mvuijlst Dec 11 '21

Why does this link to new.reddit.com with no way to go to old.reddit.com?

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u/homer__simpsons Dec 11 '21

Well, all the answers are above 5, so ">5" is obviously a true answer

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u/not_the_top_comment Dec 11 '21

Here we go again

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u/the-midnight-rider69 Dec 11 '21

What’s the point?, it was fun at the start but they keep getting cancelled and some of the questions are really stupid

1

u/TLDRGFY Dec 11 '21

I predict I'll never understand what this thread is for

1

u/Rottendog Dec 10 '21

42 The answer is always 42.

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u/monkeyman430 Dec 10 '21

Just commenting on the most upvoted post of all time

1

u/Jwellz99 Dec 10 '21

What are these tokens I won?

7

u/Disastrous_Culture_7 Dec 10 '21

Tired of seeing these in my feeds. They’re obnoxious

1

u/MoeBigHevvy Dec 10 '21

How do I stop seeing these posts?

2

u/tekkers_for_debrz Dec 10 '21

Just casual anti-Semitism on one of the top posts of reddit all time.

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u/Speed30777 Dec 27 '21

What was it I cant see it

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u/lakshay_4 Dec 10 '21

I need 10 comment karma point please upvote I m new to reddit

1

u/Ghetto_Alchemist Dec 10 '21

The white fang rises

1

u/maxlengthredditusern Dec 10 '21

I choose blue, you

4

u/LuckyApparently Dec 10 '21

These threads are fucking lame and annoying and make an otherwise good sub look cringey

2

u/PuddingShort Dec 10 '21

Why’d you cancel my predictions? Big shiny hoo-ha for sweet fuck all

2

u/Im2facedAMS Dec 10 '21

Only if my life have been like this

2

u/ratryox Dec 10 '21

I HAVE THIS ACCOUNT BLOCKED

3

u/SociallyFucked19 Dec 10 '21

i was first to updoot this post

1

u/JurgenKlopp2018 Dec 10 '21

Same apparently.

1

u/Sergerov Dec 10 '21

Stfu Jewish dog

1

u/Syrup-Unique Dec 10 '21

Those predictions are pay2win

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u/MentalMaterial921 Dec 10 '21

This a poverty eradication program by one of the biggest crypto currency company in the world AZ6CPTSUJE3TM5CGAZGNEV4IQE3NFXEWKOTZ4ODD6ETUE2ZCN4FR2N3RMI

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u/ShubhamTandon_7718 Dec 10 '21

Just post bannable stuff and vote the last option ez

1

u/TheWholeBottomRow Dec 10 '21

im so confused

1

u/notaversilfgaming Dec 10 '21

I know I wasn’t the only one who thought orange would’ve been picked less

And every body picked it

1

u/Abonski Dec 10 '21

Lil trick for everyone just block r/holup. Had some shit ready to comment but thats alot easier.

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u/arcademachin3 Dec 10 '21

How the fuck to do unsubscribe from predictions?

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u/frishavocadoot Dec 10 '21

I keep losing coins to this!!

3

u/lawlessfuckyou69 Dec 10 '21

option 5: who the fuck cares

3

u/Cephylus Dec 10 '21

This isn't a holup this is a shitpost

1

u/Rasanu Dec 10 '21

Why there is no black colour?

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u/BbayuGt Dec 10 '21

Red is sus so im picking that one

1

u/MattMan30000 Dec 10 '21

I said red dammit

1

u/bikpizza Dec 10 '21

colour lmao

1

u/MarvinDaRoboMage Dec 10 '21

Let’s goooo!!!!

3

u/Comeinsideknockknock Dec 10 '21

Why are my down votes removed? I keep down voting and it changes to upvote the next time I see this post

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Fuck this stupid sub that I didn’t sign up for

3

u/LIL_N05TAL1A Dec 10 '21

My biggest flex is out of the 458k people to upvote this. I was the first

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u/Moletom_Roxo Dec 10 '21

Welp. Time to fuel my inner gambling addict

3

u/CleanGreazzee Dec 10 '21

Green is not a creative color

1

u/redvelvetmochi Dec 10 '21

Anyone who voted for the Vikings is clearly not a minnesotan

3

u/Poseidon-63 Dec 10 '21

I have lost all my tokens because of this gambling addiction.

I shall come back and waste them again when I get more

1

u/Zestful9 Dec 10 '21

What is this nonsense

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u/Troajen1 Dec 10 '21

Beige for the D

2

u/TheForthcomingStorm Dec 10 '21

“the mods are jewish” what the fuck

1

u/PECOSbravo Dec 09 '21

My sources from beyond the grave say the Stiller's win

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u/Smeadow1 Dec 09 '21

Of course I pick the most picked one

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u/DoomNick123 Dec 09 '21

Goddammit everyone picked orange

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u/nonutzgang Dec 09 '21

Are you black or white? Just asking cause I'm racist and it'll help me out.

1

u/JaidenTfs Dec 09 '21

Orange is an underated color 🧡

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u/Muskie319 Dec 09 '21

Htf do I get this off my 📌???

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u/DayangMarikit Dec 09 '21

What is going on?

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u/Steppyjim Dec 09 '21

IVE BLOCKED YOU LIKE 100 TIMES STOP

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u/KatyGoGoGo Dec 09 '21

Jokes on you…my favorite color isn’t on here

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u/Edgingtilicum Dec 09 '21

Upvote me to the top just for fun

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u/CellarDoor505 Dec 09 '21

I mean its the Color of the freaking sky and ocean, how can it not be the best?

1

u/cell- Dec 09 '21

TF is this. It's like every week.

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u/DestinedtobeMadao Dec 09 '21

I keep blocking this garbage and it keeps coming up. I’m about done with this shit sub honestly.

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u/Hohehathegnome Dec 09 '21

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo City lika a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before he could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys bad guys and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown Angels sang out In immaculate chorus Down from the heavens Descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick Which could shatter bones Into the crotch Of Indiana Jones Who fell over on the ground Writhing in pain As Batman changed back Into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through His clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head In between his thighs Then Gandalf the Grey And Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight And Benito Mussolini And the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie Robocop The Terminator Captain Kirk And Darth Vader Lo Pan Superman Every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston And Theodore Logan Spock The Rock Doc Ock And Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood The rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown (This is the ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown! (This is the ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

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u/AdamantDartTips Dec 09 '21

These posts are annoying

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u/Jolly_Pea_4077 Dec 09 '21

Ban me from this dog shit so I don’t have to see it anymore, please.

1

u/PECOSbravo Dec 09 '21

If someone gives you 1000-1 odds you take it

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u/flokis_eyeliner Dec 09 '21

Stop spamming this retarded shit.

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u/Virtual-Ad-7472 Dec 09 '21

Peace for all

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u/Willingness-Due Dec 09 '21

FUCK YOU YELLOW!!!!!!!!

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u/Funky_Sack Dec 09 '21

Why is this shit in this subreddit?

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u/ItsKingKumar Dec 09 '21

What the heck is this post and why is it upvoted so much lol

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u/carkid1994 Dec 09 '21

Tourutinghteninging

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u/jackboner724 Dec 09 '21

This belongs in blursedimages

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u/The_bigMan2431947 Dec 09 '21

Why would I know this information

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u/Im2bored17 Dec 09 '21

Get this stupid shit out of my fucking feed. Turn it the fuck off. I hate it.

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u/bear_bear- Dec 09 '21

Browns fan. Come on Vikings. 100 points on you

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u/Cielliana Dec 09 '21

why would anyone actually pick yellow :( noone likes yellow

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u/marek1893 Dec 09 '21

This is a real hol up. It's obviously yellow

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u/A_fishingaccount Dec 09 '21

Hey its me again

1

u/Rcxandom_stars2 Dec 09 '21

1st one said "the mods shot their eye out" Sound like a Christmas story to me

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u/TheRedmanCometh Dec 09 '21

I hate this predictions tournament spam

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u/Irish_Bonatone Dec 09 '21

what the hell

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u/Mastercat12 Dec 09 '21

I feel like bots have upvoted this.