r/HumansBeingBros 23d ago

Man rescues a baby Dolphin👏

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Mickeyjj27 23d ago

“Glorious Porpoise” - Classic Loki

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u/OliveBoobs 23d ago

Do a barrel roll!

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u/SouperStoopid 22d ago

🤣 that was some serious linguistic witchcraft

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u/FriesWithThat 23d ago

I'm going to guess that thing only weighs about 60lbs, though the dolphin didn't seem to mind being rolled down the beach. Not a dolphin wrangler; maybe they freak out if you try to pick them up.

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u/histeethwerered 23d ago

Plus wet, slippery, wriggly. Roll better than drop.

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u/AggressiveFigs 22d ago

The problem with picking them up is their bone structure isn't really designed to handle weight distribution very well. Better to roll them and let their weight be distributed all over than pick them up

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u/H3racIes 23d ago

If you see a beaches dolphin or shark do not attempt to push it back into the ocean. If you would like to help, keep applying water to them and call your local marine life protection/rescue. Many times they will beach due to being sick and pushing them back in will ensure their death

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u/ibreatheglitter 23d ago

Wow this is helpful but depressing in this case lol

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u/wirsingkaiser 23d ago

Source on this pls

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u/David_Westfield 22d ago

here you go

I worked for the Channel Islands national park for about 4 years. It’s very true and usually when an animal is ill it will beach itself to die but marine wildlife resources may be able to get it medication or care so it can rehab and be released again. Just sending it back out is certain death pretty much every time.

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u/why-you-online 22d ago

I am glad I read this comment, because my instinct would be to push it back into the water.

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u/Azaarious 22d ago

i was going to say this. have an award! Information can save lives.

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u/rainbowdashmami 23d ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, I read that sometimes it's not good to have them go back in the ocean because they could be sick, explained why they got stranded.

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u/macksocky 23d ago

Could also read “man makes baby dolphin dizzy”.

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u/Helpful-Penalty 22d ago

That dolphin is having a great time. They’ll do barrel rolls and maneuvers to have fun. They’re funny creatures

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u/DuckTapeHandgrenade 23d ago

“Never go anywhere without a porpoise”. -The King of Hearts. (Lewis Carroll)

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u/PinkSteven 23d ago

You see him rollin

a dolphin

into the waves being a true homie

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u/NicNoletree 23d ago

Just roll him over and over and over ... you trying to make him seasick?

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u/Svkkel 23d ago

I sea what you did there!

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Just hear me out: Without a mother that little blob of wholesomeness will certainly die. Did he see mom? If not, it might have been better to have a rescue org take it.

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u/TheStonedVagabond 23d ago

Science: “DoLpHInS aRe ThE SmArTeSt AnImAlS”

dolphin: needs to be rolled back into the ocean like the water sausage it is

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u/Okama_G_Sphere 23d ago

In don’t know if it was divine intervention, or the kinship of all living things, but at that moment... I was a marine biologist.

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u/Peter_Goodman 23d ago

Hey he just save one of the most rapist thing in the water

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u/bselko 23d ago

One of the most rapist things in the water, saved by one of the most rapist things on land.

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u/skilledaviator_101 22d ago

Sorry but are we chickens or cats?

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u/Peter_Goodman 21d ago

We are dolphin whit legs

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u/seXpliCiD 21d ago

Last time I checked I was dolphin blac legs

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u/pinkgoblin69 23d ago

Out here doing good work!!!😀

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u/Ithinkofyoudaily 23d ago

That's epic

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u/TyrannosawedRex 23d ago

Genuinely curious. Where would you hold a dolphin like that without hurting it? I would be worried I could damage its internal organs by handling it. Pull the little guy by the tail maybe? Regardless, so glad the guy came across the poor baby and saved him.

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u/MolecularConcepts 23d ago

It may have been 50 to 75 pounds and slippery. It was probly awkward and he wanted to get it back quickly. But if I would have lifted it I would scooped it up like a baby distributing it weight as evenly as possible.

It was young and small it wouldn't have crushed anything inside it . I bet it's pretty solid actually pure muscle.

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u/Umer_Fazeer-28 23d ago

Who else noticed he’s Expendables walk after rescuing?

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u/HillTopTerrace 23d ago

Honest question. Why is he rolling it? It is a size/weight that is unreasonable to pick up and take out into the tide?

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u/Jirola9 23d ago

Mad respect bro!!!

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u/FatherMonster 23d ago

JUST KEEP SWIMMING EVERYONE

Much love! Whoooo!

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Big bro move

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u/MilkSteak710 23d ago

Someone needs to reverse this so it looks like the dudes rolling the dolphin out of the water

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u/Grantsweld 23d ago

Great man

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u/starsinursa 23d ago

He rolled that dolphin like a rock tumbler

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u/markevans7799 23d ago

Turns out it was a river dolphin /s

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u/gibbyboi2 23d ago

This does put a smile on my face

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u/PrayMojo 22d ago

Costanza?!

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u/Gamma8gear 22d ago

When evolution fucks you over. You breath air but live in the water. You have leg bones but no legs.

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u/Thomasappel 22d ago

Has got to be the best feeling ever

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u/Craft-Which 22d ago

“But would he still do it if the camera wasn’t there” lmao I’m just making fun of the guys who post this on every video where someone helps another person out

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u/Urfske 22d ago

“Just saved a dolphin” Lmao felt that

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u/Aggressive_Place8014 22d ago

Weeeeeeeeee!!!

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u/WolfOfPort 22d ago

Dude just pick it up 😂

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u/FaMeSp3aR 22d ago

Dolphin will remember that

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u/sandakin21 22d ago

Bad dolphins get tumbled.

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u/CaptainDamageTown 23d ago

Man rescues dolphin. Camera crew stands by and watches.

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u/krzys020709 22d ago

Wouldn't it be easier to just yEET him into the ocean?