r/MadeMeSmile • u/BeachProducer • May 22 '21
When that “Who does your dog love more?” trick causes great malfunction 😆😂 that poor dog lmao Doggo
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u/zodar May 22 '21
That is pretty frickin even.
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u/ninjaphysics May 22 '21
This is even pretty freakin'.
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u/CumInAnimals May 22 '21
“This is pretty fricking annoying” - Dog
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u/Starkmk87 May 23 '21
Oh shit the dog had thumbs, and knew human language, and could type...
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u/-____deleted_____- May 23 '21
I hope the username is read cumin animals. Otherwise uhh this username right here officer
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u/WeightAltruistic May 22 '21
Even that is frickin pretty
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u/herowin6 May 22 '21 edited May 23 '21
I hope my dog would follow me and I think he would
He always does even tho he’s a fam dog I spent years with him 1on1 during every workday ...
He generally follows me to this day if we’re together even tho we don’t live together anymore
I miss that little bean he is my soul and he’s old now and has arthritis and I just want the absolute best for him, and I want him to live the remaining year or two in peace and comfort.
Best rescue ever. He is my heart
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Edit - wow upvotes. That’s nice. Thanks people.
Edit2- yay a silver. Thx u/void_termina
Edit There a vid in my posts. He is cute AF. It’s from when he was a bit younger. I only have like 3 posts so it’s easy to find on my profile.
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u/taalmahret May 22 '21
Did i just see a puppy mentally break?
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u/MageVicky May 22 '21
they ruined a perfectly nice doggo is what they did; look at it, it's got anxiety!
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u/herodothyote May 22 '21
Some dogs just like to spin
Yorkshire terriers will spin all day long
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u/LDHealthDepartment May 23 '21
their lives are Spain without the "a"
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u/BoysenberryPrize856 May 23 '21
their lives are Spain without the "a"
Mine too! But keep the "a" and take away the "S"
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u/superanth May 22 '21
Doggo infinite loop error.
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u/CYBORG3005 May 22 '21
“Korega... Requiem dog.”
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u/lil_kys May 22 '21
Wha-
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u/Better-Assistance-54 May 22 '21
It made me happy but also the dog must’ve been traumatized.
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u/Kumbackkid May 23 '21
Y’all think everything is traumatizing now. It’s an animal they have put up woth much worse for thousands of years rather than people run opposite directions
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u/Muffinthepuffin May 22 '21
For real just run back it, obviously freaking the hell out
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u/TheNorthComesWithMe May 22 '21
It's just confused and excited by a new game it doesn't know how to play.
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u/The_one_true_Cujo May 22 '21
“I don’t know what this game is but if I do this do I win?”
“Yes, yes you do.”
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u/fdsdfg May 22 '21
It's just confusion and energy, the dog is fine. It takes way more than this to traumatize
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u/intensely_human May 22 '21
“trauma” is thrown around a lot
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u/King_Dheginsea May 22 '21
Arm-chair reddit specialists in a nutshell. Any animal that looks confused for a couple moments is "traumatized"
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u/Pluggle May 22 '21
I dunno. That raccoon that tried to wash his cotton candy looked pretty traumatized. Or maybe it just traumatized me... xD
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u/gayfrogscientologist May 22 '21
The other day I was writing with a pencil and the tip broke. It was traumatizing, I might never be able to look at a pencil again.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '21
Well buddy, whatever you do, don’t look 👀 at your pp
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u/gayfrogscientologist May 22 '21
I have a beautiful hockey puck shaped penis, thank you very much.
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u/bud369 May 22 '21
(TW: Writing utensils) I truly hope you are able to heal from this traumatic event and one day learn to trust a p*ncil again. Stay strong.
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u/Catinthemirror May 22 '21
Grossly underrated comment
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u/Vitroswhyuask May 22 '21
Dog knows its a trap and if he stays in the middle he will get extra treats from both of them. Smart one
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u/TeaBeforeWar May 22 '21
My parents took their dog hiking - but split off into separate groups going opposite directions. The dog couldn't deal with this and would stay with one group for a couple minutes, then run aaall the way to the other group, then run aaall the way back, taking longer and longer as they got further apart.
Eventually he stopped showing up, so they both assumed he was just with the other group. He was not.
Fortunately the trail ran just behind their house - he'd given up and gone home, and was sitting by the door waiting for them (looking very tired).
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u/GraspingInfinity May 23 '21
The End of that second paragraph made my heart sink. Gonna give a man a heart attack. Jeepze
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u/TeaBeforeWar May 23 '21
Oh no, I'm sorry! To be fair, though, they about had a heart attack themselves when they realized he wasn't with either group!
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u/CarrieUnderwoodLuvr May 23 '21
I once took my dog for a walk at a spillway by my house. It was over 100 degrees out so it was gonna be nice and quick. I never kept him on the leash because he would never get too far away from me. Well, he spotted a deer in the woods and ran up a hill to chase it. I went running after him and lost sight pretty quickly. I ran around the woods yelling his name for 15 minutes, sweating my ass off, to no avail. I decided to go home to cool off before going back out, desperate to find him. I opened the door to see my dog sitting there, with what seemed to be a smile on his face. Fucking bastard.
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u/danban91 May 23 '21
Oh god, for a second I thought the dog had died. I'm glad he was okay and just tired.
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u/ABD4life May 23 '21
My dog does this when my daughter and I go kayaking. She will stay in one boat for a few minutes and then swim to the other boat. It’s like she can’t decide and always wants to be where she isn’t.
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u/SpyceyCookie May 22 '21
My parents did this to me, but they kept running for some reason
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u/curiousscribbler May 22 '21
i think this is why the dog is freaking out. Abandoned!
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u/Lizard_Zepplin May 22 '21
Omg I love this
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u/manofsleep May 22 '21
how can anyone not love this!
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u/eddiemon May 22 '21
It might just be the best thing I've seen on this sub. It's the perfect cartoon moment
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u/Bong-Rippington May 22 '21
I hate dogs not in leashes cause that’s how they get hurt especially in a fuckin car park
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u/Filmcricket May 22 '21
My ex bf and I did this once. The dog came to me and then my ex burst into tears.
It sparked a whole for months where he was upset, believing the dog and I liked each other better than we liked him which was true eventually but, for me, it was largely due to the fact he was the type of person to be jealous of a dog:
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u/Vulpix-Rawr May 22 '21
Oof. My husband and I did this. Our dog always picks me. We just laugh about it.
He knows who feeds him.
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u/ikbentwee May 22 '21
I feed Mt dog and walk her and she still chooses my husband...they cuddle and watch tv
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u/HotGarbageHuman May 22 '21
My phone does the same typo all the time but now you have me picturing 'Mt.Dog' and it's a good mountain.
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u/BattleAnus May 22 '21
Oh, just wait until you see Dog Valley. Its just south of Lake Dog and about an hour away from the Great Dog Plateau, which are all great too
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u/Powerrrrrrrrr May 22 '21
I feed my dog, wanna know who the favourite is? Me? Nah...my wife? Nah.....it’s grandpa, grandpa is the favourite, nobody else exists if my dad there
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u/mrdotkom May 22 '21
Grandma is my dog's favorite. She puts pieces of her food on the napkin in her lap when he's near. Also her house is where he stole an entire turkey leg.
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u/yeldarbhtims May 22 '21
Yeah, jeez. It’s a percentage game, and who knows what you’ve done to make the dog be slightly more in love with you, but being jealous of an animal relationship is a depressingly sad thing.
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u/GonPostL May 22 '21
Dude has serious trauma or something from the past. I feel bad for him
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u/GotDoxxedAgain May 22 '21
As a dude, let him know that it's alright for dudes to get a little help.
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u/yeldarbhtims May 22 '21
I’ve done the joking dramatic ‘he loves you more than me sad face’ thing but if it’s really affecting you, seek help.
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u/Phartidandshidded May 23 '21
And it could have even just been something she did that specific day. Maybe she gave the dog a treat or something earlier.
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u/CarrotJuiceLover May 22 '21
That is a weird thing to get jealous over…
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u/leftsharkies May 22 '21
Does that mean doggo loves neither but himself if he spinning like that? lol
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u/ProtectionMaterial09 May 22 '21
He only loves his bed and his momma he sorry
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u/DickTooCold May 22 '21
Fun fact, Drakes son is called "Adonis Mahbed Graham" so he might have been talking about his son mahbed not his bed.
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u/JSKNY2201 May 22 '21
That’s pretty cool although I’d be pissed af if my dad never acknowledged me except as a subliminal lyric
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u/ticklescratchies May 22 '21
I thought of it as him saying "Maybe if I run just in this spot then you'll both have to choose me" therefore bringing them both back to him and outsmarting them in their own game
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u/pokegirl395 May 22 '21
Human used confuse ray
dog became confused!
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u/TjMooree May 22 '21
aww, i would feel so bad if i did this.
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u/PolymerPussies May 22 '21
Not as bad as you would feel when the dog chooses your partner instead!
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u/rumblylumbly May 22 '21
I don't even have to do this to know my puppy loves my husband more. If my hubby leaves the house, he whines for like an hour before settling down. I cuddle with him the most and it's just absurd.
That being said, I don't mind at all because hubby also takes him out for walks early in the morning as I'm not a morning person. :P
So it's all good!
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u/Robertbnyc May 23 '21
I bet he associates the relief of a morning pee with the extra love for your husband lol
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u/bigfaturm0m May 22 '21 edited May 22 '21
Our dog would chase after me, no doubt
That's all he ever does
Especially when I make obvious efforts to escape him
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u/AereaOfPolitics May 22 '21
My dog would run away
He’s a husky though so whatcha gonna do
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u/birdsandbeesandknees May 22 '21 edited May 23 '21
I am about to do this with my husky. Will keep you posted. He will probably just run toward a squirrel or a bird or a bug.
Edit: complete. If you can picture a triangle where all three of us ran at three separate points, that is what happened. He showed his alliance.
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u/fried_eggs_and_ham May 22 '21
That's exactly what I do when my wife makes me choose between pizza or tacos for dinner.
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u/Ice_wallow_Come417 May 22 '21
It’s not malfunctioning it’s turning around 4 times and which ever side it lands it runs there
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u/Theverybestversion May 22 '21
My dog would probably just sit there and wonder why we were acting weird, but there's no "we" anymore, so I can't test it.
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u/Fluentbagel May 22 '21
My family had a Boston terrier who would do this and we called it the helicopter. She would run away constantly and was always so fast no one could catch her, and would helicopter just far enough away that she was out of reach. She always thought it was one big game. Ruby was the best
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u/RecycleTheWorld May 22 '21
This is a funny but why do it in a parking lot? It made me too nervous! Still adorable though.
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u/kristen1988 May 22 '21
I had to double check the sub name to be sure I wasn’t going to watch one run into a parking car
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u/Tsukikishi May 22 '21
My dog would run toward one and then the other and not stop until we came back together. The herding instinct is strong.
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u/xAlice_Liddell May 22 '21
As a cat person I would fully expect my cat just lay down, clean himself and probably go to sleep. Dogs are way cute, but kinda weird too.
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u/Tea_0R_Poison May 23 '21
You've seen sharknado. Now get ready for Pupnado. New York Times calls it "adorable and confusing" Washington post says "Great cast" John Michael says "get out of my house. I've called the police. You can't keep doing this"
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u/Cooking_Cats_Coffee May 22 '21
Omg he is so worried. Poor lil guy, how stressful
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u/securitywyrm May 22 '21
I think dogs realize early on that we're weird and sometimes do weird stuff.
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u/anitabelle May 22 '21
My dog would run in a different direction away from both of us... then do this.
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u/AlwaysOntheRIGHTside May 22 '21
I’ll chase my own damn self, before I chase you traitorous temptresses. I thought we were a team...get yourselves together!
Edit: I’ve been quarantined and bingeing Game of thrones...
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u/HuzGames1 May 22 '21
Meanwhile cats would just lie down like "Eh, no idea what's going on, just gonna sleep."
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u/bulbousbouffant13 May 22 '21
"Oh fuck, are they ditching me?! They're really ditching me!"
(As he spins): "FUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"
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u/bil3777 May 22 '21
20 years ago when I was a teen I recorded my voice calling my dog, then I stood on the opposite side of the room and called her at the same time. After looking back and forth a few times she jump on my bed, took a piss and ran out of the room.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '21
I half expected the dog to choose a 3rd direction and run that way (potentially towards the camera)