r/MadeMeSmile Jul 10 '21

Rats like driving more than cheese ANIMALS

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11k Upvotes

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u/Hojbjerg1882 Jul 10 '21

Rats are super smart and love to play, I'm not surprised at all. When I had pet rats, mine loved to play fetch and a game they invented all by themselves called "knock all the books off the bookshelf."

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u/Psychotic_Rambling Jul 11 '21

They are basically tiny dogs obsessed with salt and self hygeine lol

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u/Speakdoggo Jul 11 '21

And chewing expensive neoprene hip waders!

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u/Gronk_da_Cronk Jul 11 '21

Why are your hip waders made of triple antibiotic ointment? Oh wait, I just got it. It’s for if you hurt yourself you automatically get antibiotized.

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u/Speakdoggo Jul 11 '21

Huh? I’m lost here.

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u/Gronk_da_Cronk Jul 11 '21

You and your neosporin hip waders.

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u/Speakdoggo Jul 11 '21

No hip waders now.. tupid rat!

22

u/baselganglia Jul 11 '21

Whoa, rats are obsessed with self hygiene??

Why does every rat infestation end in tons of pee and poo everywhere :(

38

u/fafarex Jul 11 '21

overpopulation.

27

u/sharielane Jul 11 '21

Or you are mistaking mice for rats.

Mice poop anywhere and everywhere.

Rats on the otherhand generally have designated areas where they do their business, away from where they sleep and eat.

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u/BoohooWoohoo00 Jul 11 '21

My friend had a pet rat named Clepto that would sleep in the hood of her sweatshirt all day and night. She used to run up and try to pull my mouth open and lick my teeth if she was thirsty. She never went to the bathroom on my friend or any of us (we would take turns carrying her sometimes) and went to punk shows with us. She would always run down to the ground to go and then run back up. Rats are crazy smart. I loved that little babe.

Side note: One time I crashed at my friend's crushs' house with her and slept on the couch in the living room while her, dude, and Clepto slept in the bedroom with the door closed. In the middle of the night I felt Clepto running across me and grabbed her then put her on the ground. In the morning my friend asked me how I slept and I said shitty and told her Clepto had been running across me all night. That's when she told me Clepto had been in the bedroom all night and apparently I had been grabbing and removing a wild apartment rat from my body all night long.

5

u/Into_My_Forest_IGo Jul 11 '21

The shivers that just went through my body... 😨

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u/justsomenerd79 Jul 11 '21

And bedding. You mustn’t forget bedding. Once, my rats escaped their cage at night and chewed up my plant for some exotic bedding.

71

u/scottstot8543 Jul 10 '21

My cat knows that game!

52

u/ContextSensitiveGeek Jul 10 '21

My toddler knows that game too!

27

u/AcceptableReaction20 Jul 11 '21

My ex knows it as well

9

u/Jstowe56 Jul 11 '21

Blursed_ex

5

u/harrysapien Jul 11 '21

this cat took that game to the next level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH_Ppdn8a54

(21 seconds)

3

u/Attempt-Just Jul 11 '21

I actually burst out laughing at the mention of their game. I now want pet rats.

131

u/Armidylla Jul 11 '21

Seems like scientists just keep coming back to "Oh shit, these critters are smarter than we thought." Kind of revelations.

145

u/ADecentURL Jul 11 '21

What I remember from the study was the rats that were driving had increased levels of happy chemicals (idr which ones) while the passenger rats had increased stress levels.

If you don't think a rat sitting shotgun being stressed out is the funniest thing you've ever heard, don't talk to me.

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u/Loki_in_Thigh_Highs Jul 11 '21

“Phil ... PHIL! You just ran a red light!!”

“Oh, what do you know, Greg, we can’t see red.”

44

u/ThaneOfCawdorrr Jul 11 '21

Rat-seat driver

14

u/Armidylla Jul 11 '21

Now you're being too cheesy

1

u/Pookaball Jul 11 '21

hilarious

12

u/Romboteryx Jul 11 '21

Yeah, there was also a recent study which found that many previous intelligence tests done on reptiles were very faulty due to originally being designed for mammals. If the room temperature was adjusted to suit their needs it turned out that turtles were actually better at solving mazes than mice and that lizards engaged in play-behaviour

6

u/skottydoz Jul 11 '21

Lizards are wild, and after caring for them for most of my life, I can definitely say that many “facts” about how they socialize and perceive the world are completely false. I have had monitors cuddle and purr like cats, and some that enjoy fetch. I have heard many many times how no matter how they act, playing with other animals will stress them out; complete non sense. A monitor I had would ride around on the back on our German Sheppard growing up, and when he got bigger, they would play tag for hours and pass out all curled up together; “solitary non social animals” 🙄.

1

u/Pookaball Jul 11 '21

this is so cute

75

u/retina99 Jul 11 '21

Why do we need self driving cars when we can teach these dudes to be our chauffeurs?

35

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

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15

u/VirusZer0 Jul 11 '21

They’re taking our jobs!

10

u/Lougehrig10 Jul 11 '21

They never said they were good drivers

5

u/skottydoz Jul 11 '21

Looking at the stats, humans are pretty bad at driving.

3

u/melanthius Jul 11 '21

True, but rats don’t really “do” accountability

1

u/retina99 Jul 11 '21

Tesla autopilot is not that great either. Give them a chance. They need to become more experienced

1

u/Infinityand1089 Jul 11 '21

A hamster on the engine wheel and a rat on the steering one.

2

u/retina99 Jul 11 '21

Not too far away from the current Tesla tech.

257

u/WoobyWiott Jul 10 '21

"I live my life a quarter foot at a time." - Dominic Toratto

71

u/elprentis Jul 11 '21

I demand someone makes a live action remake of all the F&F movies but with rats as the actors.

20

u/wylietrix Jul 11 '21

Rats are super smart, this could be done. You find funding and I'll write it.

2

u/Gronk_da_Cronk Jul 11 '21

Isn’t it already written?

4

u/Lazy_Cardiologist727 Jul 11 '21

Shhh that's how we make profit, we get paid to just copy something and we only have to change the names

3

u/LeCyador Jul 11 '21

Family. There, I helped with the plot

2

u/wylietrix Jul 11 '21

Nah, gotta fill it with rodent jokes and puns.

14

u/MothmanOrchestra Jul 11 '21

Finally, something that'll convince me to watch the series.

5

u/ErdenGeboren Jul 11 '21

I'll propose a Ratatouille sequel but with a F1 or Nascar driver

3

u/glaux2218 Jul 11 '21

Anyone can race

6

u/SLAB_K1NG Jul 11 '21

This comment deserves all the upvotes

27

u/KiT_KaT5 Jul 11 '21

They should build a rat city with working cars and just have a couple rats together in the city

1

u/Chous_master4 Jul 11 '21

Skavenblight? anyone

2

u/Burning_Ace Jul 11 '21

Well the Doomwheel is kinda car like

1

u/JuliguanTheMan Jul 11 '21

But without the slavery and the disgusting "public pools"

71

u/ForkShirtUp Jul 10 '21

Yeah we know, Beverly Clearly wrote a book about it in 1965

18

u/whiskeysour123 Jul 11 '21

That was a mouse.

11

u/AcrobaticReputation2 Jul 11 '21

but these ones don't scream car sounds

5

u/greatbat13 Jul 11 '21

I already knew this fact as a kid while watching Stuart little

6

u/SorryImLateNotSorry Jul 11 '21

Came here for this!

1

u/ValHova22 Jul 11 '21

Algernon was first

1

u/ThaneOfCawdorrr Jul 11 '21

OMG that is one of my all time favorite books, I love it so much!

22

u/bye-lingual Jul 10 '21

Grand theft auto Rat race

35

u/weirdbird6000 Jul 10 '21

Who has a video of this? I can't find one

59

u/staticslater Jul 11 '21

https://youtu.be/Xwcsv6Tmgmg

Skip to 45 seconds and you'll see them :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

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u/staticslater Jul 11 '21

Oooo! Cool thank you for letting me know :D

4

u/no_power_n_the_verse Jul 11 '21

You just blew my mind!

10

u/_DAD_JOKE_ Jul 11 '21

That is just too cute. I wonder if I can teach my foster ferret to do this.

5

u/123_456_789_420 Jul 11 '21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4PMEFejACY

Skip to 45 seconds and you'll see them :)

2

u/weirdbird6000 Jul 11 '21

awesome thanks!!

8

u/bona_tha_tyrant Jul 10 '21

Now try it with ants and ski-doos

3

u/getmeapuppers Jul 10 '21

I’m surprised we’re not making ant sized ski-doos right now!

3

u/SanguinaryGuard Jul 11 '21

"Silence wench. I do not wish to be hungry any more. Only happy."

13

u/fluffybottom Jul 10 '21

When (non-human) animals take over the world it will be because we trained them to.

4

u/RealRobc2582 Jul 10 '21

You damn dirty apes

2

u/MikeViteri Jul 11 '21

Zootopia style or Planet of the Apes style?

1

u/fluffybottom Jul 11 '21

I’m afraid this will be something unexpected. When the animals Team up with AI, it could be a whole new genre of Oh No, What have We Done!

3

u/NovaKaizer Jul 11 '21

Master engineer of clan Skryre

2

u/Chous_master4 Jul 11 '21

Ah a fellow tww fan

3

u/Psychotic_Rambling Jul 11 '21

Sounds like me when I'm bored with nothing to do

"Guess I'll waste gas"

2

u/KnifeFightNPC Jul 12 '21

Ive never felt so in touch with rats in my life

2

u/KKurveo Jul 11 '21

I have to buy the rat a car now I guess.

2

u/puppies_and_unicorns Jul 11 '21

To the rat mobile!

2

u/donjose22 Jul 11 '21

Wait till the rat hits it's first traffic jam and has to commute an hour to get some cheese. Then tell me how happy it is.

2

u/thatlegendsguy Jul 11 '21

As the owner of five rats Im gonna need the specs on how to build this now. Any ideas?

2

u/lamadelyn Jul 11 '21

Shout out to the undergrad that had to teach a rat how to drive a tiny car

2

u/QueenTahllia Jul 11 '21

Ok but where can we buy little rat cars for our pet rats?

2

u/gungadinbub Jul 11 '21

Because rats love to race..

2

u/YayaMalli Jul 11 '21

They will inherit the earth when humans disappear. And drive the leftover cars.

2

u/Powerful_Spinach_690 Jul 11 '21

Imagine the Ratmobile

2

u/RealRobc2582 Jul 10 '21

If you ain't first you rats

1

u/Jeff_The_Pisser Jul 11 '21

That shield made me un-smile

1

u/mlc2475 Jul 11 '21

Is there an article about this? I want to read more

2

u/Unsere_rettung Jul 11 '21

That checkered crest is usually associated with Croatia.

3

u/drewvolution Jul 11 '21

University of Richmond

1

u/ArsalanKhan25 Jul 11 '21

mickey Mouse dies in a car crash

1

u/MadeCoffee Jul 11 '21

Secind pic, rats out there working on the damn thing haha

1

u/mia_elora Jul 11 '21

Once their parents inform them that they are now the family chauffeur you can count on that changing quickly enough! (Okay, this is just cool!)

1

u/Germanicus7 Jul 11 '21

Future of Formula 1?

1

u/Frsbtime420 Jul 11 '21

This is really cool, millions of dollars well spent.

1

u/1CFII2 Jul 11 '21

Looking forward to seeing them on Saturday TV doing nothing but left turns! I mean, why not?

1

u/Zebo1013 Jul 11 '21

Is this the next Disney Pixar movie blockbuster?

1

u/Happy_Pop_3507 Jul 11 '21

Is it just me or do I get sonic vibes.

1

u/CrazynotThiccboi Jul 11 '21

I'm just vibin in the ritz car

1

u/ialreadyreddit1234 Jul 11 '21

I need video! For science!

1

u/GeekTree648 Jul 11 '21

Not surprised at all! Rats are just little doggies.

1

u/ThruuLottleDats Jul 11 '21

Next thing you know, they start an uprising and kill us all in the name of the Horned One

1

u/100percentair Jul 11 '21

Rats are pretty smart but driving cars?!

1

u/Tepes1848 Jul 11 '21

WH fans : "Please don't."

1

u/syorks73 Jul 11 '21

The Fast and the Furriest

1

u/Oh_4_Show Jul 11 '21

Jerry proved this many years ago

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u/Haqeeqee Jul 11 '21

Please tell me there are videos of this?

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u/Science-Sam Jul 11 '21

Thats because they don't have to deal with bad rat traffic.

1

u/botnoobpot Jul 11 '21

I hate rats and even installed mouse traps at my porch that can catch 15-20 mouse at once so I can release them somewhere far from my home

1

u/AWildBullet Jul 11 '21

illegal rat racing?

1

u/Ambitious_Grand8446 Jul 11 '21

Beverly Cleary figured this out awhile back…Ralph S Mouse!!!! RIP

2

u/saladnander Jul 10 '21

How do they tell that they enjoy it, and it's not just classical conditioning? I feel like they could just as easily be pavloved into "enjoying" it since they previously received treats for the behavior

5

u/Ruby_Ruth Jul 10 '21

Unfortunately I think they kill them and look at the development of their brains. I used to work with the faculty member who does this research.

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u/R3dditAlr3ady Jul 11 '21

Stuart Little story checks out

1

u/cactus8675309 Jul 11 '21

Anyone who's read "The Mouse and the Motorcycle" by Beverly Cleary already knows this is true!

1

u/cynderisingryffindor Jul 11 '21

That explains Stuart little

1

u/noah_river Jul 11 '21

Tell me there's a video

1

u/Denimao Jul 11 '21

And now the important question is:

Are there any videos? Because, rats in cars make me go 'aw'.

1

u/cosmosonirony Jul 11 '21

Reminded me of Stuart Little XD

1

u/Distinct-Coconut2512 Jul 11 '21

Well seems like Stuart Little became a car teacher.

1

u/isagez Jul 11 '21

Animals enjoy things other then food*

No fucking shit

1

u/gothism Jul 11 '21

Slam in the back of my rat-u-la

1

u/djseifer Jul 11 '21

If you think that's cool, wait until you give a mouse a toy motorcycle and a helmet.

1

u/Direct_Proof4 Jul 11 '21

We are this much closer to having a real life Ralph S. Mouse on a motorcycle!

1

u/mizzmacy Jul 11 '21

Stuart Little

1

u/farleys2 Jul 11 '21

“Despite all our rage, we are all just rats in a cage” - Billy probably

1

u/Aninvisiblemaniac Jul 11 '21

don't all animals love to play and have fun? shit we all need stimulation

1

u/TexOrleanian24 Jul 11 '21

Get in, f*cker, we’re going cruising for tail.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

This belongs here for the my fellow mice homies…enjoy homies. https://youtu.be/SM_MEZEMq54

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u/Jmbolmt Jul 10 '21

Pretty sure rats will be the dominant species soon lol

0

u/nothemoon141141 Jul 11 '21

animal exploitation is not funny or cute

0

u/Blane_plane Jul 11 '21

animal exploitation is not funny or cute

This study is not meant to be either of those though?

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u/nothemoon141141 Jul 11 '21

using animals for any purpose is animal exploitation. what did they do after this? gave them a good night’s kiss? dont be naive

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u/Blane_plane Jul 11 '21

Good night kiss? Probably not but you're not just gonna kill a TRAINED animal once you run the experiment... I'm assuming you feel equally strong about all the tech you have right?

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u/Glittering_Clock1695 Jul 11 '21

I hate rats.

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u/NerdInACan Jul 11 '21

Cool story, bro.

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u/sydfox95 Jul 11 '21

Then dont comment on this post and move on.

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u/zerogravity19x Jul 11 '21

Your tax dollars hard at work

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u/NeoSaucer Jul 11 '21

I wish! Wait, are these rats in the army?

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u/zerogravity19x Jul 11 '21

This is modern warfare

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u/jarbar82 Jul 10 '21

Probably a 25th generation lab mouse that's had its DNA altered. They look like they're already trying to modify it.

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u/polchickenpotpie Jul 10 '21

This just in: animals feel nothing unless they're lab grown.

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u/jarbar82 Jul 11 '21

That's a hell of a jump to go from developing the ability to use tools to not being able to feel pain but you made it.

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u/polchickenpotpie Jul 11 '21

Except this isn't a complicated vehicle on par with ours. It's a push toy lmao. Rats are some of the smartest creatures on earth.

Yet you're here claiming they can't manage that unless their DNA has been tampered with. But I'm the one who made a logical jump. H'okay bud.

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u/jarbar82 Jul 11 '21

You missed the entire point.